Breakfast was taken in Safila, just after dawn. It was a quiet time, the hour before the heat became intolerable, with the silence broken only by the rooster and Henry, who was incapable of shutting up except when he was asleep. I was particularly annoyed by Henry that morning, because I suspected he had started an affair with one of our more emotionally fragile nurses, Sian. She was sitting next to him now, giving him a look you could have spread on a piece of toast. Sian was a sweet-natured girl who had joined us two months ago, after returning early from night shift to find her husband of eighteen months in bed with a Turkish minicab driver. Her therapy was being continued via correspondence.
Betty was talking about food as usual. “Do you know, what I could really eat now is a pudding. Mind you, I say that. Bread-and-butter pudding. Oooh, lovely, with raisins and a bit of nutmeg. I wonder if Kamal could do us a bread-and-butter pudding if we made that biscuit tin into an oven?”
It was five-thirty in the morning. I got up from the table, walked outside and sighed. How the tiny irritations of life filled the mind out here, keeping the big horrors at bay. I dipped a cup into the water pot, and walked to the edge of the hill to brush my teeth.
Our compound was behind me, with its round mud huts, showers, latrines and the cabana where we took our meals. Before me was the sandy basin which housed Safila camp, a great scar in the desert. The light was very soft at that time, the sun pale, just clearing the horizon. Clustered over a pattern of hummocks and paths, leading down to the point where the two blue rivers met, were the huts which housed the refugees. Five years ago, during the great mid-eighties famine, there were sixty thousand of them, and a hundred a day were dying. Now twenty thousand remained. The rest had gone back over the border to Kefti, to the mountains and the war.
A gust of hot wind made the dry grasses rustle. I was bothered by more than Henry that morning. A rumor was circulating in the camp about a locust plague back in Kefti, which was threatening the harvest. There were often scare stories in the camp of one kind or another: it was hard to know what to believe. We’d heard talk of a new influx of refugees on their way to us again, maybe thousands.
Sounds were beginning to rise from the camp now, goats being herded, laughter, children playing, contented sounds. Once, the great swathe of cries which rose to us here were those which went with starvation and death. I bit the side of my thumb, and tried not to remember. I couldn’t think back to that time again. Footsteps were coming from the cabana. Henry was sauntering across the compound and back to his hut. He was wearing his favorite T-shirt, which featured a motif set out like a multiple choice questionnaire for relief workers.
(a) Missionary?
(b) Mercenary?
(c) Misfit?
(d) Broken heart?
Henry had ticked (b), which was a joke since his family owned half of northeast England. Me? I was a c/d hybrid and soft in the head to boot.
*
In London in the summer of 1985 I was afflicted by a crush, which is a terrible thing to happen to a woman. I met Oliver, the object of my rampant imaginings, at a gala performance of Vivaldi’s Gloria at the Royal Albert Hall. I was what was known as a puffette: a publicist in a publishing company, Ginsberg and Fink. I wiggled around in short skirts, legs in sheer black tights crossing and uncrossing in meetings, then kept going on and on about people not being interested in my mind. Funny how at twenty-five you worry about not being taken seriously and take being a sex object for granted. Later you take being taken seriously for granted, and worry about not being a sex object.
Our company chairman, Sir William Ginsberg, liked to put together little gatherings of the arty and the talented from all walks of life, not revealing to the guests in advance who the other guests would be. For all the ill-informed like me these gatherings were a total nightmare. You feared to ask anyone what they did lest they turned out to be the author of Love in the Time of Cholera, or one of the Beach Boys.
I had been to three dinner parties at Sir William’s house. I wasn’t sure he remembered quite who I was. He employed several young girls and always used to invite one or two of us along because of our fine minds, presumably. I spent the evenings in a state of awed nervousness, saying very little. But I liked meeting these creative interesting people. I wanted to fit in. This was the first time I had been invited to a large-scale party, and I was most excited.
Sir William had organized a little soirée before the concert: drinks for a hundred in one of the Hall’s hospitality suites; fifteen boxes hired on the company; then a sit-down dinner for a chosen dozen and the rest of us could piss off.
I arrived deliberately late at the Albert Hall, inspected my reflection in the ladies’ powder room, and made my way along the deep red corridor to the Elgar Room. A uniformed attendant checked my name on a list and swung open the dark wooden door into a burst of light. The room was golden and all-a-glitter, the black-tied guests spilling down an ornamental staircase in the center of the room, and leaning on the gilt balustrades of the higher level. It was bizarre being in a room full of celebrities—you felt as if you knew everyone, but nobody knew you. I set off towards the table where drinks were being served, catching snatches of conversation as I squeezed my way along.
“Frankly, I have to say, it’s not coming off the page . . .”
“You see the trouble with Melvyn . . .”
“Jerome, have you got the mobile?”
I felt a hand on my elbow.
“Mmmmm! The most gorgeous girl in the world. Oh, dear heaven, you look absolutely divine. My heart’s going to go this time, I swear it. Absolutely convinced of it. Give me a kiss, my darling, do.”
It was Dinsdale Warburton, one of my major authors, and an ancient giant of the English stage. Dinsdale had recently written his memoirs for us. He had a worried face, was queer as a coot, and unfailingly kind.
“But, my darling!” Dinsdale’s brows were almost meeting in horror. “You do not have a drrink. But let us get you one! Let us get you one at once!”
Then his eyes were caught by something over my shoulder. “Oh! The most gorgeous man in the world. Dear boy, dear boy. You look absolutely divine. You know, I did love your whatever it was you did the other night. You looked so exquisitely clever and pretty.”
Oliver Marchant was the editor and presenter of a successful and right-on arts program called Soft Focus. His reputation as the thinking-woman’s man preceded him, but I had no idea he was going to be quite so devastating. Dinsdale was speaking to me: “Have you met this gorgeous man, my darling. Do you know Oliver Marchant?”
I panicked. How were you supposed to answer this question with famous people? Yes, I’ve seen you on the telly? No . . . in other words, I’ve never heard of you. “Yes, I mean . . . no. Sorry . . . pathetic.”
Oliver took my hand. “And this is?”
“Ah. The most gorgeous girl in the world, dear boy, absolute goddess.”
“Yes, but what is her name, Dinsdale?” said Oliver.
Dinsdale looked flummoxed for a moment. I absolutely couldn’t believe he’d forgotten my name. I’d been working very closely with him for two months.
“I’m Rosie Richardson,” I said apologetically.
“Pleased to meet you . . . Rosie Richardson,” said Oliver.
He was long, lean and dark in a navy suit with an ordinary tie, not a bow tie, loosened at the neck. I noticed very precisely the way his black hair fell against his collar, the half shadow on his chin.
“Rosie, my darling, I’m off to get you a drink this second. On my way. You must be fainting with thirst,” said Dinsdale and hurried off looking sheepish.
I turned to Oliver, to find he was now talking to a gray-haired newsreader. The newsreader had his teenage daughter with him.
“How’s it going, mate?” said the newsreader, clapping Oliver on the shoulder.
“Oh, same old shit, you know. How are you, Sarah?”
Oliver spoke charmingly to the girl, who was getting even more flustere
d than I was. He glanced across and smiled at me as if to say, “Hang on.”
“Bye-bye, Sarah,” said Oliver sweetly, as the girl and her father prepared to move off. “Good luck with those exams.” He gave her a little wave. “Dirty bitch,” he said to me in an undertone, looking at the departing teenager. “Dying for it.” I laughed. “So,” he said, “are you having a lovely time?”
“Well, I find it very odd, to be honest,” I said. “I’ve never been in a room with so many famous people before. They all seem to know each other. It’s like a club. Do they all know each other?”
“You’re right. I’ve always thought it was more of a new aristocracy, but you’re absolutely right. It has more open membership. It’s the Famous Club. The only membership requirement is that the public know who you are,” he said, glancing disparagingly round the room.
“No, no, you’re right, it is like an aristocracy,” I said eagerly. “You know, the country estates and the hunting, and it’s hereditary now: Julian Lennon, Kiefer Sutherland, Charlie Sheen.”
“It also inhabits every single first-class lounge and awards ceremony you ever pass through. But, actually, it is more like a club with its rules. You have to know the form. He who is less famous must wait to be approached by he who is more famous,” Oliver said.
At this, Lady Hilary Ginsberg, Sir William’s wife, interrupted him, rather knocking down his theory. “Oliver, I’m so thrilled to see you. How is the Lorca coming along?”
Oliver looked blank just for a moment. He didn’t recognize her.
“Hilary Ginsberg, so pleased you could come,” she said hastily, her back slightly turned to me, excluding me. “Have you met Martin?”
Lady Hilary was a tragic name-dropper. I had often bent with her over her dinner party celebrity lists, which were like a Dow Jones index of fame, with artists, actors, writers, journalists, moving up and down, depending on fashion, acts of God, or their own greediness for exposure. Lady Hilary seemed to have embraced this index as a yardstick for her entire life. I once heard her discuss, without irony, why a certain name was not a particularly good one to drop. Even her closest women friends would be invited to dinner parties with Sir William only when their value was up, otherwise it was lunch alone with her.
Oliver was continuing with the Famous Club theory. “You put two of them in a room full of noncelebs, they’ll end up talking to each other, whether or not they’ve already met, providing . . . providing the more famous of the two approaches the other one first,” Oliver went on. Everyone was laughing by this time. “Come on, Martin, you’re a celeb, you must know it’s true.” As Oliver finished his sentence he turned his eyes to mine and kept looking.
Sir William appeared, booming behind us, startling everyone. “Come along, come along, heavens above, we’re ver’, ver’ late, going to miss the trumpets,” and seizing Oliver and the novelist by their elbows like an old hen, he bustled them out.
Oliver was seated behind me in the box. I spent the entire performance in a state of almost unbearable arousal. I fancied I could feel his breath on my neck and back in my low-cut dress. At one point his hand brushed my skin as if by accident. I almost died.
When the music stopped and the applause died down I daren’t look at him. I stood surveying the emptying Albert Hall as everyone left the box, trying to calm down. I heard someone moving down the steps behind me. It was him. He bent and kissed the nape of my neck. At least I hoped it was him.
“I’m so sorry,” Oliver murmured, “that was just something I had to do.”
I looked round at him, trying to raise one eyebrow.
“I could murder a pizza,” he whispered urgently. “Why don’t you turn into a pizza?”
“Because I don’t want to be murdered.”
“I didn’t mean murder . . . exactly.”
And thus the obsession began, and a chain of events which was to lead me surely but circuitously to a mud hut in Africa. There are people, particularly in times of prominent famine, who become almost reverent when you say you are an aid worker. Actually, the reason I first got interested in Africa was because I fancied someone. That’s about how saintly I am, if you really want to know. If Oliver had asked me out that night in the Albert Hall, I’d probably have never even heard of Nambula. As it was, Sir William interrupted us. “Oliver, Oliver, wherever have you got to? Come along, come along, grub’s up!”
Typically, my employer ignored me. Oliver took an elegant-enough leave, but I still had to face the fact that he had allowed himself to be whisked off to dinner with the chosen few, after kissing my neck, without so much as a what’s-your-phone-number.
For about a week after the Vivaldi Works Outing I was in a state of sexual overexcitement, convinced that Oliver would find out who I was and call.
But Oliver didn’t ring. He didn’t ring. I reached out for any form of contact possible. I started arranging an unnatural number of evenings with a friend who had worked for him four years ago. I watched Soft Focus three times a week. I rang the Soft Focus press office for the list of the next three months’ programs to see if any of them had anything remotely to do with any of our authors. I went to exhibitions on Sundays. I started reading extraordinarily dull articles in the arts pages about East European spatter-print painters. No luck. Zilch.
CHAPTER Two
Ilay naked, with nothing above me but a sheet. My body was a perfect, cleansed and silken thing. Oliver knelt on the bed, slowly drew back the sheet and looked at me. He touched my breasts as if they were rare fragile artifacts, ran the palm of his hand luxuriantly down my stomach, until I caught my breath. “Oh, Jesus, Rosie,” he whispered. “I want to fuck you so much.”
Then the door opened, and Hermoine Hallet-McWilliam burst into the office. “Have you done that memo? Sir William’s asking where it is.”
For all her well-connected background, Hermione was badly challenged in the manners department. “Nearly finished, Hermione,” I said brightly, turning back to the computer.
“Can’t imagine what you’ve been doing,” she said. “Told you to do that an hour ago.” Then she picked up the phone and dialed a number. “Candida. Hi. Smee. Listen, you going to be Larkfield at the weekend? That’s completely brilliant. Ophelia’s coming with Hero and Perpetua. Well, fairly smart, I suppose. Absolutely. Quite agree. No, you’re quite right. Well, say hello to Lucretia for me. Bye.”
One of these days she would answer the phone to someone called Beelzebub.
Suddenly I was all softness and radiance in a powder-blue wrap. The sun was streaming down on us as we sat at my kitchen table. It was our first breakfast together.
“People can be really quite different from each other, can’t they, Oliver?” I said.
“Sorry, darling?”
“I, for example, like a warm currant tea cake for my breakfast. You, on the other hand, might prefer muesli, or scrambled eggs with smoked salmon, or bagels perhaps, with a range of cheeses,” I said, opening my immaculate fridge to reveal an array of tempting foodstuffs.
“Rosemary.” Hermione was standing above me, staring at me furiously. “I am not. Going. To ask you. Again. May I please have Sir William’s memo?”
I turned back, under Hermione’s gaze, to the computer and started typing out the handwritten memo which lay on the desk. It was another of Sir William’s mad attempts to make himself more famous.
23JULY1985
TO: ALL MEMBERS OF THEPUBLICITYDEPARTMENT
FROM: SIRWILLIAMGINSBERG
RE: CORPORATE PROFILE-RAISING
We are looking very very hard for ways of increasing public awareness of the socially responsible aspects of the company and myself as its chairman. In the light of the recent Live Aid concert it is very very important Ginsberg and Fink are seen to be doing their bit.
Suddenly the first birth pangs of an idea twinged in my brain. Startled by the sensation, I reached for the list of forthcoming Soft Focus programs, which was lying in a pile of papers on my desk. I scanned the list. Th
ere it was:
PROGRAM25:In the wake of Band Aid and Live Aid, Soft Focus investigates the new phenomenon of charity in relation topopular culture, and looks at the contribution of various areas of the arts world to aid for the Ethiopian famine.
I reckoned it ought to be possible to get Sir William onto the program, although, obviously, it would have to involve a lot of consultation with the producer.
*
“Books.” Sir William banged his fist down on his large mahogany desk. “Ver’ good idea. Take ’em some books. Books all over the shop, clutterin’ the place up. Take ’em out in an airlift. Ties in smooth as a sewin’ machine. Ver’ good angle for an arts program.”
“Don’t you think the Ethiopians would rather have something to eat?” I said.
“No, no, no. Books. Just the ticket. Every man jack in the whole ruddy shootin’ match flyin’ out food. Need somethin’ to read while they’re waitin’ for it.”
“In fact, although naturally food is the pressing concern, there may actually be something interesting for us in the books concept.” Eamonn Salt, the press officer for the SUSTAIN charity, pulled at his beard. Sir William pulled at his beard too.
“Really?” I said.
“Yes, indeed. We’re trying to get away from the dehumanizing of the indigenous African in the media famine coverage,” Eamonn went on in his flat monotone. “Introducing the notion of the learned African person, the intelligent African thirsting for knowledge to replace what we call the Starving Monkey Myth. Your idea might well have a role to play in increasing public empathy, though many of my colleagues would disagree. It’s a different school of thought. Though, of course, we’d be up against public outrage about waste of resources, charity for luxury. I’m sure you’re familiar with the arguments.”
“Ver’ good. Arguments. Books. Just the ticket to get the Soft Focus lot goin’,” said Sir William.