Page 24 of Jack the Bodiless

Several of the humans at the table winced.

  “They proctored our Poltroyan race,” Fred said. “Our legends say that we barely survived the terrible experience and achieved coadunation. We have empathized with your own racial distress because we feel closely related to you, having experienced an evolution that largely parallels yours, even to the aggressive impulses that once ruled us. This is why we have been eager to mitigate the severity of the Simbiari Proctorship whenever possible and to share with you our fetal educational techniques and other useful data. So you would not make the mistakes we made long ago when the Krondaku proctored us—”

  “Or even fail,” Minnie put in, her pretty little face somber, “as did the seventy-two luckless emergent races entrusted to our Poltroyan Proctorship.”

  “What happens to those who flunk out?” Tom Spotted Owl asked.

  “They are isolated,” Fred said sadly, “denied the superluminal transport system that makes travel among the stars practical. The gray limbo of hyperspace is patrolled by the Lylmik to ensure that the quarantine is kept. Most civilizations do not endure long after failing coadunation.”

  “This so-called coadunation.” Denis leaned forward, his blazing blue eyes fixed on the male Poltroyan. “It actually prevents aggressive behavior and guarantees altruism?”

  “After a time, yes. Once a race reaches its coadunate number and is thoroughly matured, the racial Mind as a whole attains Unity and rejects malignant aggression just as any highly complex system rejects disorganization. In an imperfectly Unified race such as the Simbiari, a certain number of—uh—maverick individuals may still be capable of antisocial behavior, but not the vast majority. The four elder races of the Milieu, being perfectly coadunate, also partake wholemindedly of Unity—and this renders us incapable of any serious social sin. Of course, we still manage to commit personal transgressions. Pride, despair, frivolity, that sort of thing.”

  “Fascinating,” said Margaret Strayhorn. “And how amazing that we humans were brought into your Milieu while we’re still so imperfect! Even with the new probationary period imposed upon our Concilium magnates, we’re being given far more than we deserve.”

  “It was one of many decisions of the Lylmik in your favor,” Minnie said, “in which we Poltroyans have always concurred without reservation.”

  Fred shrugged humorously. “And which the other coadunate races always opposed! But there you are.”

  Everybody laughed.

  Davy MacGregor lifted his glass of Rioja Reserva. “Here’s a toast to kind Poltroy! And to its reproductive physiology, so similar to ours, and its fetal education techniques, which we were able to borrow. But for them, we humans would have had to adapt the methods of the Simbiari.”

  “And for the next eight months,” Margaret added, her face triumphant, “Davy and I would have had to pretend I was carrying a suboperant tadpole.”

  Everybody called out congratulations amid laughter, and they all drank to the Amalgam of Poltroy and to the embryo.

  “Immature humans and Poltroyans may matriculate at Dartmouth,” said Tom Spotted Owl solemnly, “but tadpoles, never.” More laughter broke out.

  “If everyone has finished dessert, perhaps we can have our café de olla in the living room,” Socorro Ortega suggested. She explained to the Poltroyans, “The caffeine beverage is flavored with a spicy bark called cinnamon, and an aromatic semirefined sucrose called brown sugar is added to taste.”

  “It sounds delicious,” Fred said. “The more sugar, the better!”

  “He puts maple sugar in his soda pop,” Minnie confided to Socorro, shaking her head. “And jam on his scrambled eggs, and he dips fried onion rings in honey.”

  But the president’s wife was unfazed. “The next time you come to dine, I’ll make a real treat for Fred: candied jalapeños.”

  As they all rose from the table and began to move slowly out of the plant room, Paul fell in beside Davy MacGregor and his wife. “Will you and Margaret and Will be traveling to Concilium Orb on the CSS Kungsholm with us, by any chance?”

  “Why, no,” Davy said. “That ship leaves on the seventeenth of November, doesn’t she? The three of us and Will’s wife are leaving day after tomorrow on the Aquitania. The ship’s a bunny-hopper, though, and we actually arrive at Orb four days after you do, on sixth December.”

  Margaret Strayhorn gave a self-deprecating laugh. “I’m afraid I can’t take ships with a high superluminal displacement factor. Even slowtrack translations through the superficies into hyperspace make me feel dreadfully seedy, and now that I’m gravid I’ll probably be even worse. It’s a good thing that human magnates don’t have to meet in Orb more often than twice a year—an Earth year, that is. Otherwise Davy would have to go along without me.”

  Davy MacGregor put a proprietary arm around his wife. “Not fewkin’ likely.”

  Denis laughed. “Still on the honeymoon, I see.”

  “Now and for aye,” growled Davy. “It wasn’t the bloody regen-tank that rejuvenated me, it was Maggie. And I’ll not be separated from her by the Concilium or Auld Clootie himself!”

  Margaret shook her head in mock exasperation. She was tall and raven-haired, only thirty years old but already an Intendant Associate for Europe, like her husband. She had not been nominated to the Concilium, which seemed not to bother her in the least. “Davy, you are a darling idiot. What am I to do with him, Lucille?”

  “Denis turned the magnateship down,” the older woman said quietly. “It’s hardly a disgrace.” She left unsaid the fact that Paul would now probably be unopposed for First Magnate if Davy had declined. Only the son of Jamie MacGregor was deemed to be as fit as Paul Remillard to be humanity’s first spokesman in the Galactic Concilium.

  The dinner guests followed Socorro and Tom into the magnificent formal living room of the President’s House, where chairs had been grouped around the great fireplace. A middle-aged woman in a dark dress and white apron was bringing in a coffee urn, and the president’s daughter followed with a big tray of cups and saucers.

  “This is Susan O’Brien, who made the mole de poblano we enjoyed tonight,” Socorro said, “and her helper is our daughter, Maria Owl, who has been keeping the trick-or-treaters from storming the fort.”

  The guests all murmured appreciatively as they acknowledged the introductions. The president and first lady showed Davy and Margaret and the Poltroyans some of the antique treasures that graced the room, including the portrait of the second Mrs. Daniel Webster, an exquisite small sculpture by Jadwiga Majewska, and a number of pre-Columbian artworks from Dartmouth’s collection that were on loan to the house.

  The doorbell rang.

  “Drat,” said Maria Owl, who was serving the coffee. “Won’t those kids ever give me a break?”

  “Why not let me take care of them this time?” Margaret volunteered. She started for the front hall before Socorro or Tom could protest. “We have nothing quite like this at home in Scotland. It would be a pleasure.”

  “Oh, would you?” Maria said. “The candy bars are in a basket on the table by the door. One treat for each trickster, and if it’s students, don’t let them bully you into handing out more.”

  Margaret laughed. “No fear.”

  Although the outside porch lights were bright, the hall itself was rather dimly illuminated by a small crystal chandelier. Margaret Strayhorn picked up the basket and opened the heavy door.

  Five children who looked to be ten or eleven years old stood there in an expectant line. There was a colonial miss in a domino mask, a Bugs Bunny, a heavily made-up witch, a pirate with an eye patch, and a clown-faced tramp. Margaret was charmed—and simultaneously surprised to note that all of the children were operant and their minds thickly screened.

  “Trick or treat!” the youngsters said.

  And Hydra struck.

  Margaret Strayhorn was a strong-minded woman, especially in the metafaculties of coercion and creativity, and she had the advantage of a split second’s worth of guarded surprise ju
st as the Hydra focused its initial drain upon her crown chakra. This saved her life.

  As her hair burst into flames Margaret gave a single piercing scream. At the same time she instinctively mustered her entire creative quotient into a self-preserving barricade. An instant later, she crumpled to the floor. The mental defense had drained all her strength.

  By that time the others had come rushing into the entry hall. The front door was wide open on empty blackness. Margaret lay on her side with both arms crossed in front of her face, as if still warding off her attacker. The top of her scalp was scorched and smoking in a peculiar radially symmetrical pattern, as if some diabolical agent had momentarily impressed upon it an incendiary brand.

  Stunned with horror, Davy MacGregor dropped to his knees beside his wife and lifted her burned head. “Maggie! My God, Maggie!”

  Her eyes opened. The pupils were so widely dilated that they seemed black pits. “I saw it,” she whispered. “It would have killed me, but I got a wall up and deflected its first strike. And then … it went away.”

  “What did?” Denis cried.

  “I don’t know,” Margaret Strayhorn said helplessly. “I don’t know.”

 

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