At Dead Dingo.
It was blazing hot outside and smothering hot inside the weather-boardand iron shanty at Dead Dingo, a place on the Cleared Road, wherethere was a pub. and a police-station, and which was sometimes called'Roasted', and other times 'Potted Dingo'--nicknames suggested by theeverlasting drought and the vicinity of the one-pub. township of TinnedDog.
From the front verandah the scene was straight-cleared road, runningright and left to Out-Back, and to Bourke (and ankle-deep in the redsand dust for perhaps a hundred miles); the rest blue-grey bush, dust,and the heat-wave blazing across every object.
There were only four in the bar-room, though it was New Year's Day.There weren't many more in the county. The girl sat behind the bar--thecoolest place in the shanty--reading 'Deadwood Dick'. On a worn and tornand battered horse-hair sofa, which had seen cooler places and betterdays, lay an awful and healthy example, a bearded swagman, with his armstwisted over his head and his face to the wall, sleeping off the deathof the dead drunk. Bill and Jim--shearer and rouseabout--sat at a tableplaying cards. It was about three o'clock in the afternoon, and they hadbeen gambling since nine--and the greater part of the night before--sothey were, probably, in a worse condition morally (and perhapsphysically) than the drunken swagman on the sofa.
Close under the bar, in a dangerous place for his legs and tail, lay asheep-dog with a chain attached to his collar and wound round his neck.
Presently a thump on the table, and Bill, unlucky gambler, rose with anoath that would have been savage if it hadn't been drawled.
'Stumped?' inquired Jim.
'Not a blanky, lurid deener!' drawled Bill.
Jim drew his reluctant hands from the cards, his eyes went slowly andhopelessly round the room and out the door. There was something in theeyes of both, except when on the card-table, of the look of a man wakingin a strange place.
'Got anything?' asked Jim, fingering the cards again.
Bill sucked in his cheeks, collecting the saliva with difficulty, andspat out on to the verandah floor.
'That's all I got,' he drawled. 'It's gone now.'
Jim leaned back in his chair, twisted, yawned, and caught sight of thedog.
'That there dog yours?' he asked, brightening.
They had evidently been strangers the day before, or as strange to eachother as Bushmen can be.
Bill scratched behind his ear, and blinked at the dog. The dog wokesuddenly to a flea fact.
'Yes,' drawled Bill, 'he's mine.'
'Well, I'm going Out-Back, and I want a dog,' said Jim, gathering thecards briskly. 'Half a quid agin the dog?'
'Half a quid be----!' drawled Bill. 'Call it a quid?'
'Half a blanky quid!'
'A gory, lurid quid!' drawled Bill desperately, and he stooped over hisswag.
But Jim's hands were itching in a ghastly way over the cards.
'Alright. Call it a---- quid.'
The drunkard on the sofa stirred, showed signs of waking, but diedagain. Remember this, it might come in useful.
Bill sat down to the table once more.
Jim rose first, winner of the dog. He stretched, yawned 'Ah, well!' andshouted drinks. Then he shouldered his swag, stirred the dog up with hisfoot, unwound the chain, said 'Ah, well--so long!' and drifted out andalong the road toward Out-Back, the dog following with head and taildown.
Bill scored another drink on account of girl-pity for bad luck,shouldered his swag, said, 'So long, Mary!' and drifted out and alongthe road towards Tinned Dog, on the Bourke side.
*****
A long, drowsy, half hour passed--the sort of half hour that is as longas an hour in the places where days are as long as years, and years holdabout as much as days do in other places.
The man on the sofa woke with a start, and looked scared and wild for amoment; then he brought his dusty broken boots to the floor, rested hiselbows on his knees, took his unfortunate head between his hands, andcame back to life gradually.
He lifted his head, looked at the girl across the top of the bar, andformed with his lips, rather than spoke, the words--
'Put up a drink?'*
* 'Put up a drink'--i.e., 'Give me a drink on credit', or 'Chalk it up'.
She shook her head tightly and went on reading.
He staggered up, and, leaning on the bar, made desperate distresssignals with hand, eyes, and mouth.
'No!' she snapped. 'I means no when I says no! You've had too many lastdrinks already, and the boss says you ain't to have another. If youswear again, or bother me, I'll call him.'
He hung sullenly on the counter for a while, then lurched to hisswag, and shouldered it hopelessly and wearily. Then he blinked round,whistled, waited a moment, went on to the front verandah, peered round,through the heat, with bloodshot eyes, and whistled again. He turned andstarted through to the back-door.
'What the devil do you want now?' demanded the girl, interrupted in herreading for the third time by him. 'Stampin' all over the house. Youcan't go through there! It's privit! I do wish to goodness you'd git!'
'Where the blazes is that there dog o' mine got to?' he muttered. 'Didyou see a dog?'
'No! What do I want with your dog?'
He whistled out in front again, and round each corner. Then he came backwith a decided step and tone.
'Look here! that there dog was lyin' there agin the wall when I wentto sleep. He wouldn't stir from me, or my swag, in a year, if he wasn'tdragged. He's been blanky well touched [stolen], and I wouldn'ter losthim for a fiver. Are you sure you ain't seen a dog?' then suddenly, asthe thought struck him: 'Where's them two chaps that was playin' cardswhen I wenter sleep?'
'Why!' exclaimed the girl, without thinking, 'there was a dog, now Icome to think of it, but I thought it belonged to one of them chaps.Anyway, they played for it, and the other chap won it and took it away.'
He stared at her blankly, with thunder gathering in the blankness.
'What sort of a dog was it?'
Dog described; the chain round the neck settled it.
He scowled at her darkly.
'Now, look here,' he said; 'you've allowed gamblin' in this bar--yourboss has. You've got no right to let spielers gamble away a man's dog.Is a customer to lose his dog every time he has a doze to suit yourboss? I'll go straight across to the police camp and put you away, andI don't care if you lose your licence. I ain't goin' to lose my dog. Iwouldn'ter taken a ten-pound note for that blanky dog! I----'
She was filling a pewter hastily.
'Here! for God's sake have a drink an' stop yer row.'
He drank with satisfaction. Then he hung on the bar with one elbow andscowled out the door.
'Which blanky way did them chaps go?' he growled.
'The one that took the dog went towards Tinned Dog.'
'And I'll haveter go all the blanky way back after him, and most likelylose me shed! Here!' jerking the empty pewter across the bar, 'fill thatup again; I'm narked properly, I am, and I'll take twenty-four blankyhours to cool down now. I wouldn'ter lost that dog for twenty quid.'
He drank again with deeper satisfaction, then he shuffled out,muttering, swearing, and threatening louder every step, and took thetrack to Tinned Dog.
*****
Now the man, girl, or woman, who told me this yarn has never quitesettled it in his or her mind as to who really owned the dog. I leave itto you.