“A playwright!” Bobby exclaims. “That’s good. I love writers. Everyone loves writers. I used to be a writer before I became an artist.”
“You’re an artist?” Miranda asks, as if this can’t possibly be true.
Bobby ignores her. “You must tell me the names of your plays. Perhaps I’ve seen one—”
“I doubt it,” I falter, never expecting he’d assume I’d actually written a play. But now that I’ve said it, I can’t take it back.
“Because she hasn’t written any,” Miranda blurts out.
“Actually”—I give her a steely look—“I’m in the middle of writing one right now.”
“Wonderful,” Bobby cheers. “And when it’s finished, we can stage it here.”
“Really?” This Bobby must be some kind of crazy.
“Of course,” he says with a swagger, leading us farther into the room. “I’m doing all kinds of experimental productions. This is a nexus—a nexus,” he repeats, savoring the word, “of art, fashion, and photography. I haven’t done a play yet, but it seems exactly the right sort of thing. And we can get all kinds of people to come.”
Before I can begin to process the idea, Bobby is pawing his way through the crowd, with Miranda and me on his heels. “Do you know Jinx? The fashion designer? We’re showing her new collection this evening. You’ll love her,” he insists, depositing us in front of a scary-looking woman with long, blue-black hair, about a hundred coats of eyeliner, and black lipstick. She’s leaning over to light a joint when Bobby interrupts.
“Jinx, darling,” he says, which is extremely ironic, as it’s clear Jinx is nobody’s darling. “This is”—he searches for my name—“Carrie. And her friend,” he adds, indicating Miranda.
“Nice to meet you,” I say. “I can’t wait to see your fashion show.”
“Me too,” she responds, inhaling the smoke and holding it in her lungs. “If those friggin’ models don’t get here soon—I hate friggin’ models, don’t you?” Jinx holds up her left hand, displaying a contraption of metal through which each finger is inserted. “Brass knuckles,” she says. “Don’t even think about messing with me.”
“I won’t.” I look around, desperate to escape, and spot Capote Duncan in the corner.
“We have to go,” I say, nudging Miranda. “I just saw a friend of mine—”
“What friend?” Miranda asks. God, she really is bad at parties. No wonder she didn’t want to come.
“Someone I’m very happy to see right now.” Which is patently untrue. But as Capote Duncan is the only person I know at this party, I’ll take him.
And as we push through the crowd, I wonder if living in New York makes people crazy, or if they’re crazy to begin with and New York attracts them like flies.
Capote is leaning against an air conditioner talking to a medium-tall girl with one of those noses that turns up like a little snout. She has masses of blond hair and brown eyes, which gives her an interesting look, and since she’s with Capote, I assume she’s one of the errant models Jinx was referring to.
“I’ll give you a reading list,” Capote is saying. “Hemingway. Fitzgerald. And Balzac.” I immediately want to puke. Capote is always talking about Balzac, which reminds me of why I can’t stand him. He’s so pretentious.
“Hello,” I say in a singsong voice.
Capote’s head jerks around as if he’s anticipating someone special. When he sees me, his face falls. He appears to undergo a brief, internal struggle, as if he’d like to ignore me, but his Southern manners won’t let him. Eventually, he manages to summon a smile.
“Carrie Bradshaw,” he says, in a slow drawl. “I didn’t know you were coming to this.”
“Why would you? Ryan invited me.”
At the name “Ryan,” the modely girl pricks up her ears. Capote sighs. “This is Becky. Ryan’s fiancée.”
“Ryan’s told me so much about you,” I say, extending my hand. She takes it limply. Then her face screws up like she’s about to cry, and she runs off.
Capote looks at me accusingly. “Nice job.”
“What’d I do?”
“She just told me she’s planning to dump Ryan.”
“That so?” I snicker. “And here I thought you were trying to improve her brain. The reading list?” I point out.
Capote’s face tightens. “That wasn’t smart, Carrie,” he says, pushing past us to follow Becky.
“It’s all about being smart with you, isn’t it?” I shout after him.
“Nice to meet you, too,” Miranda calls out sarcastically.
Unfortunately, the Capote exchange has pushed Miranda over the edge, and she insists on going home. Given Capote’s rudeness, I don’t really want to stay at the party alone, either.
I’m bummed we didn’t get to see the fashion show. On the other hand, I’m glad I met that Bobby character. During the walk home under the salty yellow lights, I keep talking about my play and how it would be so cool to have it performed in Bobby’s space, until Miranda finally turns to me and says, “Will you just write the damn thing?”
“Will you come to the reading?”
“Why wouldn’t I? Other than the fact that Bobby and all his friends are complete idiots. And what about Capote Duncan? Who the hell does he think he is?”
“He’s a big jerk,” I say, remembering the expression of fury on his face. I smile. I suddenly realize I enjoy making Capote Duncan angry.
Miranda and I part ways, with me promising to call her tomorrow. When I get inside my building, I swear I can hear Samantha’s phone ringing all the way down the stairs. A ringing phone is like a call to arms for me, and I take the steps two at a time. After about the tenth ring, the phone stops, but then it starts again.
I burst through the door and grab it from where it’s slid under the couch. “Hello?” I ask breathlessly.
“What are you doing on Thursday night?” It’s Samantha herself.
“Thursday night?” I ask dumbly. When is Thursday night? Oh, right, the day after tomorrow. “I have no idea.”
“I need you to help me with something. I’m throwing an intimate little dinner party with Charlie at his apartment—”
“I’d love to come,” I gush, thinking she’s inviting me. “Can I bring Bernard, too?”
“I don’t think that’s a good idea.”
“Why not?”
“Don’t take this the wrong way,” she purrs. “But I actually need you to cook. You did say you could cook, right?”
I frown. “I might have. But—”
“I can’t cook at all. And I don’t want Charlie to find out.”
“So I’ll be in the kitchen all night.”
“You’d be doing me an enormous favor,” she coos. “And you did say you’d do me a favor someday, if I asked.”
“That’s true,” I admit reluctantly, still not convinced.
“Look,” she says, putting on the pressure. “If it’s that big a deal, I’ll trade you. One night of cooking for any pair of my shoes.”
“But your feet are bigger than mine.”
“You can put tissue in the toes.”
“What about the Fiorucci boots?” I ask craftily.
She pauses, mulling it over. “Oh, why not?” she agrees. “I can always get Charlie to buy me another pair. Especially when he finds out what a wonderful cook I am.”
“Right,” I mutter as she says good-bye.
How did I get into this mess? Technically, I do know how to cook. But I’ve only cooked for friends. How many people is she expecting at this intimate dinner? Six? Or sixteen?
The phone rings again. Probably Samantha calling back to discuss the menu. “Samantha?” I ask, cautiously.
“Who’s Samantha?” demands the familiar voice on the other end.
“Maggie!” I yip.
“What’s going on? I tried calling your number and this nasty woman said you didn’t live there anymore. Then your sister said you moved—”
“It’s a long story,” I
say, settling onto the couch for a chat.
“You can tell me tomorrow,” she exclaims. “I’m coming to New York!”
“You are?”
“My sister and I are visiting our cousins in Pennsylvania. I’m taking the bus into the city tomorrow morning. I figured I’d stay with you for a couple of nights.”
“Oh, Mags, that’s fantastic. I can’t wait to see you. I have so much to tell you. I’m dating this guy—”
“Maggie?” someone asks in the background.
“Got to go. I’ll see you tomorrow. My bus gets in at nine a.m. Can you meet me at Port Authority?”
“Of course.” I hang up the phone, thrilled. Then I remember I’m supposed to see Bernard tomorrow night. But maybe Maggie can come with us. I can’t wait for her to meet him. She’ll probably freak out when she sees how sexy he is.
Full of excitement, I sit down at the typewriter to write a few more pages of my play. I’m determined to take advantage of Bobby’s offer to stage a reading in his space. And maybe, just maybe, if the reading is a success, I can stay in New York. I’ll have officially become a writer and I won’t have to go to Brown at all.
I work like a demon until three a.m., when I force myself to go to bed. I toss and turn with anticipation, thinking about my play and Bernard and all the interesting people I’ve met. What will Maggie think of my new life?
Surely she has to be impressed.
Chapter Thirteen
“You actually live here?” Maggie asks, aghast.
“Isn’t it great?”
She drops her knapsack on the floor and surveys the apartment. “Where’s the bathroom?”
“Right here,” I say, pointing to the door behind her. “The bedroom is there. And this is the living room.”
She exhales. “It’s so small.”
“It’s big for New York. You should have seen where I was living before.”
“But—” She walks to the window and looks out. “It’s so dirty. And this building. I mean, it’s kind of falling down. And those people in the hallway—”
“The old couple? They’ve lived here their whole lives. Samantha keeps hoping they’ll die so she can get their apartment,” I quip, without thinking. “It has two bedrooms and the rent is cheaper than this place.”
Maggie’s eyes widen. “That’s awful. Wanting someone to die so you can get their apartment. This Samantha sounds like a horrible person. But I’m not surprised, being Donna LaDonna’s cousin.”
“It’s only a joke.”
“Well,” she says, patting the futon to make sure it’s sturdy before she sits down, “I should hope so.”
I look at her in surprise. When did Maggie become this prim and proper? She hasn’t stopped complaining about New York since I met her at Port Authority. The smell. The noise. The people. The subway terrified her. When we got out on Fourteenth Street and Eighth Avenue, I had to coach her on when to cross the street.
And now she’s insulting my apartment? And Samantha? But maybe it’s not intentional. Of course she assumes Samantha must be like Donna LaDonna. I would, too, if I didn’t know better.
I sit across from her, leaning forward. “I can’t believe you’re actually here.”
“I can’t either,” she says, full of enthusiasm. We’re both trying to recapture our old rapport.
“You look great!”
“Thanks,” she says. “I think I lost five pounds. I started windsurfing. Have you ever windsurfed? It’s amazing. And the beaches are so beautiful. And there are all these little fishing villages.”
“Wow.” The thought of fishing villages and long stretches of empty sand suddenly sounds as quaint as living two hundred years ago.
“What about guys?” I ask.
She wriggles her feet out of her tennis shoes, rubbing one heel like she’s already developed a blister. “They’re gorgeous. Hank—that’s this one guy—he’s six two and he’s on the varsity tennis team at Duke. I swear, Carrie, we should both transfer to Duke. They have the hottest guys.”
I smile. “We have lots of hot guys in New York, too—”
“Not like these guys.” She sighs dramatically. “Hank would be perfect, except for one thing.”
“He has a girlfriend?”
“No.” She gives me a pointed look. “I would never date someone who had a girlfriend. Not after Lali.”
“Lali.” I shrug. Each mention of the past causes my intestines to lurch. Next thing I know, we’ll be talking about Sebastian. And I really don’t want to. Since I arrived in New York, I’ve barely thought about Lali or Sebastian or what went on last spring. It feels like all that stuff happened to someone else, not me. “So Hank,” I say, attempting to remain in the present.
“He’s . . .” She shakes her head, picks up her sneaker, and puts it down. “He’s not . . . good in bed. Have you ever had that?”
“I’ve certainly heard about it.”
“You still haven’t—”
I try to brush this away as well. “What does that mean, exactly? ‘Bad in bed’?”
“He doesn’t really do anything. Just sticks it in. And then it’s over in like three seconds.”
“Isn’t it always like that?” I ask, remembering what Miranda’s told me.
“No. Peter was really good in bed.”
“He was?” I still can’t believe that nerdly old Peter was such a big stud.
“Didn’t you know? That was one of the reasons I was so angry when we broke up.”
“What are you going to do, then?” I ask, twisting my hair into a bun. “About Hank?”
She gives me a secret smile. “I’m not married. I’m not even engaged. So—”
“You’re sleeping with another guy?”
She nods.
“You’re sleeping with two guys. At the same time?” Now I’m aghast.
She gives me a look.
“Well, I’m sure you don’t sleep with both of them at once, but—” I waver.
“It’s the eighties. Things have changed. Besides, I’m using birth control.”
“You could get a disease.”
“Well, I haven’t.” She glares at me and I drop it. Maggie’s always been stubborn. She does what she wants when she wants, and there’s no talking her out of it. I absentmindedly rub my arm. “Who’s this other guy?”
“Tom. He works at a gas station.”
I look at her in consternation.
“What?” she demands. “What is wrong with a guy who works at a gas station?”
“It’s such a cliché.”
“First of all, he’s an incredible windsurfer. And secondly, he’s trying to make something of his life. His father has a fishing boat. He could be a fisherman, but he doesn’t want to end up like his father. He’s going to community college.”
“That’s great,” I say, chastised.
“I know,” she agrees. “I kind of miss him.” She looks at her watch. “Do you mind if I call him? He’s probably back from the beach by now.”
“Go ahead.” I hand her the phone. “I’m going to take a shower.”
I head to the bathroom while I inform her of our itinerary: “Tonight we’re going to meet Bernard for a drink at Peartree’s, which is this fancy bar near the United Nations. And maybe this afternoon we can go to the White Horse Tavern for lunch. It’s where all these famous writers hang out. And in between, we can go to Saks. I’d love you to meet my friend Miranda.”
“Sure,” she says, as if she’s barely heard a word. Her concentration is focused entirely on the phone as she dials her boyfriend’s—or should I say “lover’s”—number.
Ryan and Capote Duncan are at the White Horse Tavern, seated at a table on the sidewalk. There’s a pot of coffee in front them, and they look rough, like they went to bed late and just got up. Ryan’s eyes are puffy and Capote is unshaven, his hair still damp from a shower.
“Hey,” I say. They’re next to the entrance, making it impossible to avoid them.
“Oh. Hi,” Cap
ote says wearily.
“This is my friend Maggie.”
Ryan immediately perks up at the sight of Maggie’s fresh-faced, all-American prettiness. “What are you girls up to?” he asks flirtatiously, which seems to be his default mode with women. “Do you want to join us?”
Capote gives him a frustrated look, but Maggie sits down before either one of us can object. She probably thinks Ryan is cute.
“Where are you from, Maggie?” Ryan asks.
“Castlebury. Carrie and I are best friends.”
“Really?” Ryan asks, as if this is supremely interesting.
“Ryan and Capote are in my writing class,” I explain.
“I still can’t believe Carrie got into that class. And actually came to New York and everything.”
Capote raises his eyebrows.
“What do you mean?” I ask, slightly annoyed.
“Well, no one ever really thought you’d become a writer.” Maggie laughs.
“That’s crazy. I always said I wanted to be a writer.”
“But you didn’t really write. Until senior year. Carrie worked on the school newspaper,” she says to Ryan. She turns back to me. “But even then you didn’t actually write for the newspaper, did you?”
I roll my eyes. Maggie never figured out I was writing all those stories for the newspaper under a pen name. And I’m not about to tell her now. On the other hand, she’s making me sound like a dilettante in front of Capote. Who already seems to believe I don’t belong in the class.
Fantastic. Maggie’s just added fuel to his fire.
“I’ve always written a lot. I just didn’t show you.”
“Sure,” Maggie says, grinning as if it’s a joke. I sigh. Can’t she see how much I’ve changed? Perhaps it’s because she hasn’t changed at all. She’s the same old Maggie, so she probably assumes I’m the same as well.
“How was the fashion show?” I ask, diverting the conversation away from my supposed lack of writing.
“Great,” Capote says listlessly.
“As you can tell, Capote is a man who knows nothing about fashion. He does, on the other hand, know quite a bit about models,” Ryan says.
“Aren’t models really stupid?” Maggie asks.
Ryan laughs. “That’s not really the point.”