"Ha! here comes the Baron!"

  At that moment, there entered a jovial blade of thirty, with somewhat rough-looking features and active limbs, wearing his hat over his ear and displaying a flower in his button-hole. He was the Vicomte's ideal. The young aristocrat was delighted at having him there; and stimulated by his presence, he even attempted a pun; for he said, as they passed a heath-cock:

  "There's the best of La Bruyère's characters!"[B]

  After that, he put a heap of questions to M. de Comaing about persons unknown to society; then, as if an idea had suddenly seized him:

  "Tell me, pray! have you thought about me?"

  The other shrugged his shoulders:

  "You are not old enough, my little man. It is impossible!"

  Cisy had begged of the Baron to get him admitted into his club. But the other having, no doubt, taken pity on his vanity:

  "Ha! I was forgetting! A thousand congratulations on having won your bet, my dear fellow!"

  "What bet?"

  "The bet you made at the races to effect an entrance the same evening into that lady's house."

  Frederick felt as if he had got a lash with a whip.[12] He was speedily appeased by the look of utter confusion in Cisy's face.

  In fact, the Maréchale, next morning, was filled with regret when Arnoux, her first lover, her good friend, had presented himself that very day. They both gave the Vicomte to understand that he was in the way, and kicked him out without much ceremony.

  He pretended not to have heard what was said.

  The Baron went on:

  "What has become of her, this fine Rose? Is she as pretty as ever?" showing by his manner that he had been on terms of intimacy with her.

  Frederick was chagrined by the discovery.

  "There's nothing to blush at," said the Baron, pursuing the topic, "'tis a good thing!"

  Cisy smacked his tongue.

  "Whew! not so good!"

  "Ha!"

  "Oh dear, yes! In the first place, I found her nothing extraordinary, and then, you pick up the like of her as often as you please, for, in fact, she is for sale!"

  "Not for everyone!" remarked Frederick, with some bitterness.

  "He imagines that he is different from the others," was Cisy's comment. "What a good joke!"

  And a laugh ran round the table.

  Frederick felt as if the palpitations of his heart would suffocate him. He swallowed two glasses of water one after the other.

  But the Baron had preserved a lively recollection of Rosanette.

  "Is she still interested in a fellow named Arnoux?"[13]

  "I haven't the faintest idea," said Cisy, "I don't know that gentleman!"

  Nevertheless, he suggested that he believed Arnoux was a sort of swindler.

  "A moment!" exclaimed Frederick.

  "However, there is no doubt about it! Legal proceedings have been taken against him."

  "That is not true!"

  Frederick began to defend Arnoux, vouched for his honesty, ended by convincing himself of it, and concocted figures and proofs. The Vicomte, full of spite, and tipsy in addition, persisted in his assertions, so that Frederick said to him gravely:

  "Is the object of this to give offence to me, Monsieur?"

  And he looked Cisy full in the face, with eyeballs as red as his cigar.

  "Oh! not at all. I grant you that he possesses something very nice—his wife."

  "Do you know her?"

  "Faith, I do! Sophie Arnoux; everyone knows her."

  "You mean to tell me that?"

  Cisy, who had staggered to his feet, hiccoughed:

  "Everyone—knows—her."

  "Hold your tongue. It is not with women of her sort you keep company!"

  "I—flatter myself—it is."

  Frederick flung a plate at his face. It passed like a flash of lightning over the table, knocked down two bottles, demolished a fruit-dish, and breaking into three pieces, by knocking against the épergne, hit the Vicomte in the stomach.

  All the other guests arose to hold him back. He struggled and shrieked, possessed by a kind of frenzy.[14]

  M. des Aulnays kept repeating:

  "Come, be calm, my dear boy!"

  "Why, this is frightful!" shouted the tutor.

  Forchambeaux, livid as a plum, was trembling. Joseph indulged in repeated outbursts of laughter. The attendants sponged out the traces of the wine, and gathered up the remains of the dinner from the floor; and the Baron went and shut the window, for the uproar, in spite of the noise of carriage-wheels, could be heard on the boulevard.

  As all present at the moment the plate had been flung had been talking at the same time, it was impossible to discover the cause of the attack—whether it was on account of Arnoux, Madame Arnoux, Rosanette, or somebody else. One thing only they were certain of, that Frederick had acted with indescribable brutality. On his part, he refused positively to testify the slightest regret for what he had done.

  M. des Aulnays tried to soften him. Cousin Joseph, the tutor, and Forchambeaux himself joined in the effort. The Baron, all this time, was cheering up Cisy, who, yielding to nervous weakness, began to shed tears.

  Frederick, on the contrary, was getting more and more angry, and they would have remained there till daybreak if the Baron had not said, in order to bring matters to a close:

  "The Vicomte, Monsieur, will send his seconds to call on you to-morrow."

  "Your hour?"

  "Twelve, if it suits you."

  "Perfectly, Monsieur."

  Frederick, as soon as he was in the open air, drew a deep breath. He had been keeping his feel[15]ings too long under restraint; he had satisfied them at last. He felt, so to speak, the pride of virility, a superabundance of energy within him which intoxicated him. He required two seconds. The first person he thought of for the purpose was Regimbart, and he immediately directed his steps towards the Rue Saint-Denis. The shop-front was closed, but some light shone through a pane of glass over the door. It opened and he went in, stooping very low as he passed under the penthouse.

  A candle at the side of the bar lighted up the deserted smoking-room. All the stools, with their feet in the air, were piled on the table. The master and mistress, with their waiter, were at supper in a corner near the kitchen; and Regimbart, with his hat on his head, was sharing their meal, and even disturbed the waiter, who was compelled every moment to turn aside a little. Frederick, having briefly explained the matter to him, asked Regimbart to assist him. The Citizen at first made no reply. He rolled his eyes about, looked as if he were plunged in reflection, took several strides around the room, and at last said:

  "Yes, by all means!" and a homicidal smile smoothed his brow when he learned that the adversary was a nobleman.

  "Make your mind easy; we'll rout him with flying colours! In the first place, with the sword——"

  "But perhaps," broke in Frederick, "I have not the right."

  "I tell you 'tis necessary to take the sword," the Citizen replied roughly. "Do you know how to make passes?"

  "A little."[16]

  "Oh! a little. This is the way with all of them; and yet they have a mania for committing assaults. What does the fencing-school teach? Listen to me: keep a good distance off, always confining yourself in circles, and parry—parry as you retire; that is permitted. Tire him out. Then boldly make a lunge on him! and, above all, no malice, no strokes of the La Fougère kind.[C] No! a simple one-two, and some disengagements. Look here! do you see? while you turn your wrist as if opening a lock. Père Vauthier, give me your cane. Ha! that will do."

  He grasped the rod which was used for lighting the gas, rounded his left arm, bent his right, and began to make some thrusts against the partition. He stamped with his foot, got animated, and pretended to be encountering difficulties, while he exclaimed: "Are you there? Is that it? Are you there?" and his enormous silhouette projected itself on the wall with his hat apparently touching the ceiling. The owner of the café shouted from time to ti
me: "Bravo! very good!" His wife, though a little unnerved, was likewise filled with admiration; and Théodore, who had been in the army, remained riveted to the spot with amazement, the fact being, however, that he regarded M. Regimbart with a species of hero-worship.

  Next morning, at an early hour, Frederick hurried to the establishment in which Dussardier was employed. After having passed through a succession of departments all full of clothing-materials, either adorn[17]ing shelves or lying on tables, while here and there shawls were fixed on wooden racks shaped like toadstools, he saw the young man, in a sort of railed cage, surrounded by account-books, and standing in front of a desk at which he was writing. The honest fellow left his work.

  The seconds arrived before twelve o'clock.

  Frederick, as a matter of good taste, thought he ought not to be present at the conference.

  The Baron and M. Joseph declared that they would be satisfied with the simplest excuses. But Regimbart's principle being never to yield, and his contention being that Arnoux's honour should be vindicated (Frederick had not spoken to him about anything else), he asked that the Vicomte should apologise. M. de Comaing was indignant at this presumption. The Citizen would not abate an inch. As all conciliation proved impracticable, there was nothing for it but to fight.

  Other difficulties arose, for the choice of weapons lay with Cisy, as the person to whom the insult had been offered. But Regimbart maintained that by sending the challenge he had constituted himself the offending party. His seconds loudly protested that a buffet was the most cruel of offences. The Citizen carped at the words, pointing out that a buffet was not a blow. Finally, they decided to refer the matter to a military man; and the four seconds went off to consult the officers in some of the barracks.

  They drew up at the barracks on the Quai d'Orsay. M. de Comaing, having accosted two captains, explained to them the question in dispute.

  The captains did not understand a word of what he was saying, owing to the confusion caused by the[18] Citizen's incidental remarks. In short, they advised the gentlemen who consulted them to draw up a minute of the proceedings; after which they would give their decision. Thereupon, they repaired to a café; and they even, in order to do things with more circumspection, referred to Cisy as H, and Frederick as K.

  Then they returned to the barracks. The officers had gone out. They reappeared, and declared that the choice of arms manifestly belonged to H.

  They all returned to Cisy's abode. Regimbart and Dussardier remained on the footpath outside.

  The Vicomte, when he was informed of the solution of the case, was seized with such extreme agitation that they had to repeat for him several times the decision of the officers; and, when M. de Comaing came to deal with Regimbart's contention, he murmured "Nevertheless," not being very reluctant himself to yield to it. Then he let himself sink into an armchair, and declared that he would not fight.

  "Eh? What?" said the Baron. Then Cisy indulged in a confused flood of mouthings. He wished to fight with firearms—to discharge a single pistol at close quarters.

  "Or else we will put arsenic into a glass, and draw lots to see who must drink it. That's sometimes done. I've read of it!"

  The Baron, naturally rather impatient, addressed him in a harsh tone:

  "These gentlemen are waiting for your answer. This is indecent, to put it shortly. What weapons are you going to take? Come! is it the sword?"

  The Vicomte gave an affirmative reply by merely nodding his head; and it was arranged that the meet[19]ing should take place next morning at seven o'clock sharp at the Maillot gate.

  Dussardier, being compelled to go back to his business, Regimbart went to inform Frederick about the arrangement. He had been left all day without any news, and his impatience was becoming intolerable.

  "So much the better!" he exclaimed.

  The Citizen was satisfied with his deportment.

  "Would you believe it? They wanted an apology from us. It was nothing—a mere word! But I knocked them off their beam-ends nicely. The right thing to do, wasn't it?"

  "Undoubtedly," said Frederick, thinking that it would have been better to choose another second.

  Then, when he was alone, he repeated several times in a very loud tone:

  "I am going to fight! Hold on, I am going to fight! 'Tis funny!"

  And, as he walked up and down his room, while passing in front of the mirror, he noticed that he was pale.

  "Have I any reason to be afraid?"

  He was seized with a feeling of intolerable misery at the prospect of exhibiting fear on the ground.

  "And yet, suppose I happen to be killed? My father met his death the same way. Yes, I shall be killed!"

  And, suddenly, his mother rose up before him in a black dress; incoherent images floated before his mind. His own cowardice exasperated him. A paroxysm of courage, a thirst for human blood, took possession of him. A battalion could not have made him retreat. When this feverish excitement had[20] cooled down, he was overjoyed to feel that his nerves were perfectly steady. In order to divert his thoughts, he went to the opera, where a ballet was being performed. He listened to the music, looked at the danseuses through his opera-glass, and drank a glass of punch between the acts. But when he got home again, the sight of his study, of his furniture, in the midst of which he found himself for the last time, made him feel ready to swoon.

  He went down to the garden. The stars were shining; he gazed up at them. The idea of fighting about a woman gave him a greater importance in his own eyes, and surrounded him with a halo of nobility. Then he went to bed in a tranquil frame of mind.

  It was not so with Cisy. After the Baron's departure, Joseph had tried to revive his drooping spirits, and, as the Vicomte remained in the same dull mood:

  "However, old boy, if you prefer to remain at home, I'll go and say so."

  Cisy durst not answer "Certainly;" but he would have liked his cousin to do him this service without speaking about it.

  He wished that Frederick would die during the night of an attack of apoplexy, or that a riot would break out so that next morning there would be enough of barricades to shut up all the approaches to the Bois de Boulogne, or that some emergency might prevent one of the seconds from being present; for in the absence of seconds the duel would fall through. He felt a longing to save himself by taking an express train—no matter where. He regretted that he did not understand medicine so as to be able[21] to take something which, without endangering his life, would cause it to be believed that he was dead. He finally wished to be ill in earnest.

  In order to get advice and assistance from someone, he sent for M. des Aulnays. That worthy man had gone back to Saintonge on receiving a letter informing him of the illness of one of his daughters. This appeared an ominous circumstance to Cisy. Luckily, M. Vezou, his tutor, came to see him. Then he unbosomed himself.

  "What am I to do? my God! what am I do?"

  "If I were in your place, Monsieur, I should pay some strapping fellow from the market-place to go and give him a drubbing."

  "He would still know who brought it about," replied Cisy.

  And from time to time he uttered a groan; then:

  "But is a man bound to fight a duel?"

  "'Tis a relic of barbarism! What are you to do?"

  Out of complaisance the pedagogue invited himself to dinner. His pupil did not eat anything, but, after the meal, felt the necessity of taking a short walk.

  As they were passing a church, he said:

  "Suppose we go in for a little while—to look?"

  M. Vezou asked nothing better, and even offered him holy water.

  It was the month of May. The altar was covered with flowers; voices were chanting; the organ was resounding through the church. But he found it impossible to pray, as the pomps of religion inspired him merely with thoughts of funerals. He fancied that he could hear the murmurs of the De Profundis.

  "Let us go away. I don't feel well."[22]

  They spent the whole night
playing cards. The Vicomte made an effort to lose in order to exorcise ill-luck, a thing which M. Vezou turned to his own advantage. At last, at the first streak of dawn, Cisy, who could stand it no longer, sank down on the green cloth, and was soon plunged in sleep, which was disturbed by unpleasant dreams.

  If courage, however, consists in wishing to get the better of one's own weakness, the Vicomte was courageous, for in the presence of his seconds, who came to seek him, he stiffened himself up with all the strength he could command, vanity making him realise that to attempt to draw back now would destroy him. M. de Comaing congratulated him on his good appearance.

  But, on the way, the jolting of the cab and the heat of the morning sun made him languish. His energy gave way again. He could not even distinguish any longer where they were. The Baron amused himself by increasing his terror, talking about the "corpse," and of the way they meant to get back clandestinely to the city. Joseph gave the rejoinder; both, considering the affair ridiculous, were certain that it would be settled.

  Cisy kept his head on his breast; he lifted it up slowly, and drew attention to the fact that they had not taken a doctor with them.

  "'Tis needless," said the Baron.

  "Then there's no danger?"

  Joseph answered in a grave tone:

  "Let us hope so!"

  And nobody in the carriage made any further remark.

  At ten minutes past seven they arrived in front of the Maillot gate. Frederick and his seconds were[23] there, the entire group being dressed all in black. Regimbart, instead of a cravat, wore a stiff horsehair collar, like a trooper; and he carried a long violin-case adapted for adventures of this kind. They exchanged frigid bows. Then they all plunged into the Bois de Boulogne, taking the Madrid road, in order to find a suitable place.

  Regimbart said to Frederick, who was walking between him and Dussardier: