"I sort of remember that. We'd had a bit to drink."
"A lot." He stamped the board on the table twice; then went over the cut edges with a rag. "You'd done it, you said."
"Well, it's not a big deal in my culture," he said, trying to separate Cuba from the place where he actually grew up. "Older men think it's scandalous, effeminate. But they probably did the same thing when they were boys."
"Boys," Norman said, rubbing the board with the rag.
"It's just play," Pepe said. "You nortes are still Puritans."
"Some." Norman smiled into space. "Some of us are still boys."
"¿Cómo?" Pepe said. "Still boys?"
"I've been homosexual since before you were born. Rory accepts it."
Pieces falling into place. "And that's what the man was here about?" He looked at the blood spatter and trail. "The man with the bandage."
"Blackmail. You can imagine how long I'd have my job if it came out."
"Rory, too," Pepe said. "The way things are."
"Exactly." He put the board under his arm and Pepe followed him into the kitchen.
"So the blood? The guy's hand?"
The board fit the space exactly. "Hold this in place?" Pepe held it while Norman went through drawers, and finally found a thick roll of white tape.
"You know a guy named Willy Joe Capra?" He pulled out tape to match the top and tore it. It had an unexpected smell, raspberry.
"No, never heard of him." Not until this morning, from Sara.
"You're lucky. He's our friendly local Mafia connection."
Pepe went all over cold. "Jesus, Norman. What did you do to his hand?"
"Oh, that wasn't Willy Joe. That was his bodyguard, or something." He pulled out long strips for the vertical sides. "His name's 'Solo'; I guess that's why they sent him after a musician."
"And what did you do to him?"
"He did it to himself. I suggested he take a hammer and apply it to his gun hand."
"Madre de Dios." Pepe lowered himself to sit on the windowsill, a foot off the floor. "And where was his gun?"
"The police took it from him."
"The police who were just here?"
Norm nodded. "They have some sort of scanning device."
"I've seen it on the cube."
"They didn't use it on me. When this fellow threatened physical violence, I pulled out my own gun."
"You carry a gun?"
"Not under normal circumstances, Pepe; haven't since the army. But I knew who I was dealing with."
"Let me get this straight. You pulled a gun and said, "Let's go out to the workshop and smash your hand.'"
"No, that was his idea. He offered to take a hatchet and chop off a finger."
"But you, you decided to be nice to him?"
"Well, he could have a new finger in a week. Actually, I think he wanted to use the hatchet on me."
"And lose all that blackmail money?"
"I don't think their brains work that way." Norman went to the refrigerator. "I don't understand them any better than you do. Want a Coke or something?"
"Something stronger. Early as it is."
"Me, too. White plonk?" Norman pulled out a ball of white wine and squeezed them two tumblersful. "Look, we'd had a meeting. Willy Joe and some lawyer and this bodyguard. A lunch meeting. They told me what they knew, and it was correct."
"So how much did they want?"
"Well, I don't know. I got up and walked out."
Pepe kneaded his face. "You have a death wish, Norman?"
"Sometimes I think I do. Or at least place a low value on survival. Con permiso." He picked up the buzzing phone. "Buenas—oh, it's you." He pushed a red "record" button on the side.
"That's not possible. We're having company over for dinner tonight, and I—
"I suppose you might." He listened, shaking his head. "Just you and Capra. And we talk outside the house, on the sidewalk, not inside." He pushed the "end" button and looked at the phone.
"That was the bodyguard?"
"No, the lawyer." He drank half the glass of wine and replayed the conversation.
Capra congratulated Norman on being cute ("qué guapo") and gave the phone to the lawyer. He said the rules were different now, Norman having upped the ante by using violence. They had one more thing to show him, and if they couldn't do business then, they would reveal his secret in time for the evening news, and just be done with it.
Come to Capra's house, 211 SW Third Avenue, at five, prepared to make a million-dollar credit transfer. Otherwise, they'd come join him and his company for dinner, and make it a really interesting party.
"Southwest Third. Wonderful neighborhood," Pepe said.
"If you're in the market for dope or prostitutes," Norman said. "I never have one without the other, myself." He drank some wine. "Showdown, I guess."
"You sound like you're looking forward to it."
He smiled. "An end to it, possibly. Don't tell Rory anything. I'll go ahead and fix dinner, and leave her a note."
"What, "Go ahead and enjoy dinner; I'll be back after I shoot some blackmailers'?"
"It won't come to that. Don't worry."
"You want me to come along with you?"
"Thanks, but no. I'll probably just give them the million."
And then they'll just leave you alone, Pepe thought. "Of course I'll keep your secret. But I think you're making a mistake." A mistake that could derail everything.
"I have a few hours to think on it. Maybe I'll come up with something."
Pepe had a few hours, too. He finished his glass of wine. "Well, I've got to run. Fill me in on it tomorrow?"
"Sure," he said. "Mañana. Hasta."
"Mañana." Pepe left through the front door, trying not to hurry. Another piece had fallen into place, something in the back of his mind ever since Sara had mentioned Willy Joe Capra's name.
Norman
Norman watched him leave. Fill you in on it if I'm still alive.
Well, he could distract himself for a while preparing dinner. He hadn't gone to Publix after lunch, as promised. What could he conjure up out of the pantry for a couple of cheeseless, eggless, milk-free vegetarians? He turned the house back on and asked for random Vivaldi, music for vegetarianism.
He studied the orderly array of boxes, cans, and jars on the pantry shelves, and perhaps was inspired by the music: Italian bean pie—a layered terrine of bean purees; red, white, and green. When you sliced it, it looked like the Italian flag.
Taking the three cans from the pantry, he asked the house for the recipe, and it appeared on the screen above the range. "Larger," he said, not wanting to use his glasses.
He peeled and sliced potatoes and put them on to simmer, and then worked on the three colors of beans, sautéing them variously with onions, garlic, and shallots, and then setting them aside to cool. By then the potatoes were done; he tossed them with herbs Provence, olive oil, and white wine from the grocery-store ball.
He started to pour himself a glass, but then realized this might be the last wine he would taste in this world. He went to the top of the rack and pulled down a '22 St. Emilion, maybe a week's salary in a bottle. He pulled the cork and poured a third of the bottle into their largest balloon glass, then carefully preserved the rest of the bottle with nitrogen and knocked the cork back in. The Slidells were pleasant, but they weren't close enough or important enough for a '22 Bordeaux.
Everything had to cool for a while, so he turned off the music and carried the wine into his studio. He tuned the cello and ran through the latest partita he'd been developing for The Coming, but he was too distracted to work on it. He turned on a new book of old European folk dances and sight-read his way through Spain and Portugal, sipping wine between pieces.
The house reminded him when it was 1600. He carefully spooned the layers of the terrine into a loaf pan, then drained the wine and oil from the potatoes and tossed them with a grind of pepper, a sprinkle of vinegar, and a little more herbs Provence. He pu
t it all in the refrigerator and left Rory a note saying he was out; if he was late for dinner, make their traditional lettuce-and-tomato salad, minus the goat cheese, God forbid we should exploit goats.
He put on a jacket against the afternoon cool and locked up, went into the garage, slid the heavy gun into its holster, and pedaled away.
Plenty of time. He dawdled at the park's exercise trail, watching young and old run and jump and heave and stretch. He should get back into that. Maybe tomorrow, if there is one.
He pedaled slowly along the mile-long green belt, and then picked up speed as the traffic alongside him slowed, grinding into downtown. Contemplating a new life rule: "Never be late for a gunfight." Noting that Willy Joe and the lawyer would assume he was armed, so would be protected by armored clothing. Get close enough to shoot for the head. Get Willy Joe and then the lawyer, if you live long enough. Was this the wine speaking? Or just the war. Both, probably.
But the gun still felt like a burden. Not a partner, as it had in the desert. You might just pay them off, and save the killing for later, if they came back for more. When. They would be sure of themselves, then, and more vulnerable.
A few blocks from the house, a fire truck screamed by him, then an ambulance, and then another fire truck. There was a wisp of black smoke ahead of him, and then a column.
He stopped at Fourth Avenue, a block from Capra's house, which was now burning like a bonfire. He took from his bike bag the monocular he used for birds, to verify the address.
Medics and police were moving a small knot of onlookers away, off the sidewalk, to make way for the ambulance gurney. Lying in front of the house, there was a man in a chair, evidently tied up, covered with firefighting foam. They finished cutting him loose, and he stood, shakily, and they eased him onto the gurney.
It was Qabil. They rolled him toward the ambulance.
No meeting tonight, no shoot-out. Norman reversed his bicycle on the sidewalk and sped home.
He got there just minutes before Rory pulled up with her guests. He reluctantly turned off the cube—no news bulletin yet—and met them at the door.
Lamar and Dove Slidell were both astronomers, out in New Mexico now, classmates and pals with Rory from graduate school. Evidently they'd already said all there was to be said about the Coming, and knew that Rory would just as soon talk about anything else. So it was mainly gossip about mutual friends, and job comparisons. The Slidells worked on a mountaintop where you could actually see the stars. In Gainesville, the night sky was bright gray soup.
Norman tried to appear interested, and accepted the compliments for his cooking, and drank somewhat more wine than the others. Finally, his phone rang, and he excused himself to take the call in the kitchen.
It wasn't the blackmailers. It was Qabil.
"Look, I know you've got company. I shouldn't be recorded coming into your house anyhow. But we have to talk before I go to work in the morning."
"Where are you?"
"Down on the corner, where the street splits. Blue Westinghouse with silvered windows."
"I'll be there in a minute." He pushed "end" and thought for a moment, and then rushed back into the dining room.
"I have to run out for a bit, student emergency. Kid's got an audition tomorrow, broke an A string. Sounds like he might need some serious hand-holding, too."
"Which student?" Rory asked.
"Qabil. Just down the street." She nodded, wordlessly, and forced a smile.
Norman got a string from his study and said "back in a minute," and went out the door and down the street.
The passenger door opened as he approached. He slid in and closed it.
One side of Qabil's face was blistered, covered with a transparent gel. His right hand was bandaged.
"What happened?" Norman said.
"I'll get to that. First would you tell me what the fuck is going on?"
"The basics … Willy Joe Capra was going to blackmail me. About you and me."
"That much I know. He told me in some detail, after he kidnapped me from my own goddamned driveway. Then that Tampa thug Solo, you broke his hand?"
"In a way, yes." Crickets loud in the darkness. "I held a gun on him and he did it himself."
"A gun. You've been leading an interesting life, since we parted."
Parted. Norman tried to keep emotion out of his voice. "What did those bastards do to you?"
"Do to me? What the hell did you do to them?"
"Me? Nothing. Just the hand."
"Norm, you can tell me. If you can trust anybody in the world with this, it's me."
"I was supposed to meet them at five. I talked to the lawyer, Moore; he said they had something to show me."
"Yours truly, Exhibit A. So what the hell did you do?"
"I didn't do anything. I got to about a block away and saw that the place was burning to the ground. I saw the medics cut you loose from the chair, saw you could walk, and got away as fast as I could." He shook his head. "I'm sorry. I got you into this. I don't suppose there's any way to cover it up now."
"Wait. Before we talk about covering up. You didn't kill those shits?"
"I didn't kill anybody. I was ready to, but … the fire. I saw you and figured it was a police thing."
"No … whatever that thing was, the police don't have it. I'm getting debriefed tomorrow, and I'm not sure what to say. You didn't do it?"
"What was it? Some kind of firebomb?"
Qabil touched his face gingerly. "The three guys just blew up. I saw it happen. I haven't said anything to anybody, just that there was a fire. But I saw it all."
"They blew up?"
"A window broke, a window behind me. The Tampa scumbag, Solo, raised his gun—it was already in his left hand—and started to stand. Then he just burst into flames."
"Jesus. Like a flamethrower?" Norman had seen them in use, and he still had dreams about it.
"No—it was like he exploded from the inside out. Not his clothes, his flesh. Then the other two. One, two, three. Staggering around like something out of a movie. Then their clothes started to burn. Capra had a gun in a holster in the small of his back, and the rounds cooked off.
"He fell into the drapes, and they went up like tinder. Some of the furniture was smoldering. Then fire running out of their bodies like burning oil. I was able to half stand up, tied to the chair, and had to kick my way through the front door, fell down the steps, and knocked myself silly. Some civilian sprayed me with a fire extinguisher, maybe saved my life."
"What the hell could do that? Make people burst into flame like that?"
"I was hoping you could straighten that out. Some new military weapon or something."
"Come on, Qabil. I haven't held a military weapon in thirty years."
Qabil nodded and then had a coughing spasm that ended with a stifled retch. "The smell was disgusting. You know I'm forbidden pork. When human flesh—"
"I remember, Qabil." He shook his head hard. "It must have been a Mafia thing. Or a gang thing."
"Well, the gangs…" He cleared his throat. "The gangs don't have any reason to love him. But they run more to baseball bats and knives. If they had burst-into-flames ray guns, we'd all be in real trouble.
"I thought about the Mafia. But why would a hit man kill three hoods and leave a live policeman as a witness?"
"Maybe he didn't know you were a—"
"I was still in uniform. But maybe, maybe that was the point. Maybe they want us to know they have this ungodly weapon. Willy Joe was not some godfather type they had to assassinate in a dramatic way. Just a bagman with delusions of grandeur."
They listened to the crickets for a minute. "What can make a body burn up?" Norman asked. "We're mostly water, aren't we?"
"Yeah. Crematoriums need a really hot fire to get things going. But we've both seen what napalm does."
"That's adding fuel. You said these guys just started to burn from the inside out."
"I saw that clearly. Their clothes weren't even on f
ire, not initially. Then everything was on fire."
"There've been cases of spontaneous human combustion."
Qabil laughed one "hum" and touched his cheek. "That always turns out to be nothing. Some old person or drunk, or drunk old person, falls asleep smoking. They die without noticing they've died. After they've smoldered awhile, fat starts to drip out. They burn like a candle then. Like an oil lamp."
"What about the water, then?"
"I guess it's like the water in a green stick of wood. If it's hot enough, the wood burns anyhow." He scratched his head. "But this was nothing like that. They didn't smolder or anything. They just ignited, like they were made out of gunpowder."
Norman sat straight up. "Oh, hell. It's obvious."
"Enlighten me."
"It's a police weapon. They knew you were—"
"No, hold it. We don't have anything remotely like that."
"Not that you know of. But let me finish. If the whole story came out, if any one of those three lived, there would be hell to pay. A homosexual policeman, a faggot's wife bribing a cop, the Mafia involved—hell, they'd use atomic weapons to keep that under wraps."
"But nobody knows. It's buried so deep—"
"Willy Joe found out."
Qabil shook his head hard. "If the department knew, I'd have been eased out a long time ago. Believe me; I've seen it happen. We use administrative procedures long before we resort to supernatural weapons."
"You once told me there was no such thing as 'supernatural.' If something happened, it was part of Allah's design, and therefore natural."
"Touché. And mystery is part of that design." He shook his head, smiling at the thought. "So think of this as a murder mystery. Weapon, motive, opportunity.
"The weapon, table that. Except to note that the person using it probably knew he was in no danger from his targets, once he pulled the trigger.
"The motive. Well, Capra probably has more people in this town willing to kill him than anyone else but the mayor. Right now you're the prime suspect, but I'm the only one who knows that, and if you say you didn't do it, that's enough for me. Who else? Did Rory know you were headed for a meeting with Capra?"