Overhead by a goblin (kicked under the breakfast table):
Lord Thurgo: What’s the matter, mum?
High Queen Claire: Nothing.
Lord Thurgo: Is it that letter? What’s it say?
High Queen Claire: ... it’s nothing. *crumpling sound*
Lord Thurgo: Only I thought it might be about the park.
High Queen Claire: If it was only the park!
Lord Thurgo: What do you mean only?
Princess Pukey: Bluuurrggg!
High Queen Claire: Oh Susie! Quick Billy! Get some cloths. Your sister has thrown up everywhere. Again.
Lord Thurgo: I’m Thurgo!
High Queen Claire: BILLY!
Lord Thurgo: Ok! Ok...
*footsteps retreating at speed*
High Queen Claire: What are we going to do, Susie? What are we going to do?