Brooke clutched her heart and pretended to collapse backward on the couch. ‘You’re lying,’ she moaned.
‘About which part?’
‘About all of it.’
‘Nope,’ Nola said with a smile. ‘All true.’
‘I want to be happy for you, I really do, but I can’t seem to overcome my own bitterness.’
‘Don’t get carried away. He’s still forty-one, divorced, and a father. It’s not exactly the fairy tale. But I will say he’s a pretty good guy.’
‘Please. Short of beating you or the kid, he can do no wrong. Have you told your mother yet? She might up and die on the spot.’
‘Are you kidding? I can hear it now. “What did I tell you, Nola? It’s just as easy to fall in love with a rich man as it is a poor one …” Uch, knowing how happy it would make her takes the joy out of it for me.’
‘Well, for what it’s worth, I think you’d make a great stepmother. You’d be a natural,’ Brooke mused aloud.
‘I’m not even going to dignify that,’ Nola said, rolling her eyes.
It was getting dark by the time they finished, but when Nola went to hail a cab, Brooke gave her friend a hug and said, ‘I’m going to walk home.’
‘Really? It’s so gross out. You don’t even want to jump on the subway?’
‘Nah, I feel like walking.’ She took Nola’s hand. ‘Thanks for making me do this, Nol. I needed a kick in the ass, and I’m glad you’re the one who delivered it. I promise I’m going to rejoin the land of the living. And I’m so excited for you and your taxi lover.’
Nola kissed her on the cheek and hopped into the backseat. ‘Call you later!’ she said as the taxi pulled away, and once again, Brooke was alone.
She walked up Tenth Avenue, pausing to watch the dogs play in the small dog run on Twenty-third Street, and then cut over to Ninth, where she backtracked a couple blocks to treat herself to a Billy’s red velvet cupcake and another cup of coffee before continuing back uptown. It had started to rain and by the time she got home, her peacoat was soaked and her boots were covered in the city’s special salty-dirty-slushy mix, so she stripped in the hallway and immediately wrapped herself in the purple cashmere blanket her mother had knitted years earlier. Six o’clock on a Sunday night, she had nothing to do for the rest of the evening and, weirder still, nowhere to go the next morning. Alone. Jobless. Free.
With Walter curled into a ball and pressed against her thigh, Brooke pulled out her computer and scanned her e-mail. Nothing interesting except for an e-mail from someone named Amber Bailey, which sounded familiar. She clicked on it and began to read.
Dear Brooke,
Hi there! I think my friend Heather gave you the heads-up that I was going to get in touch, or at least I hope she did! I know this is super last-minute (and probably feels like the very last thing on earth you want to do right now), but a bunch of friends are getting together for dinner tomorrow night. I’ll explain more if you’re interested, but basically they’re an amazing group of women I’ve met, and they’ve all had … oh, let’s say ‘experience’ with dating or being married to very famous men. Nothing formal, we basically get together once every couple months and drink a lot! I hope you’ll join me? We’re meeting at 8 p.m. at 128 West 12th Street. Please come! It really is fun.
xoxo, Amber Bailey
Aside from the overly enthusiastic use of exclamation points, Brooke thought the e-mail seemed perfectly nice. She read it once more and then, without thinking or allowing herself to list the thousand and one reasons she shouldn’t go she hit ‘Reply’ and typed:
Dear Amber,
Thanks for the invite. Sounds like just what the doctor ordered. I’ll see you there tomorrow.
Best, Brooke
‘Might be a disaster, Walter, but I sure don’t have anything better to do,’ she said, snapping the laptop closed and pulling the spaniel onto her lap. He stared at her and panted, his long, pink tongue hanging out the side of this mouth.
Without warning, he leaned in and licked her nose.
‘Thanks, buddy,’ she said, kissing him back. ‘I love you, too.’
Seventeen
Good Old Ed Had a Thing for Prostitutes
When Brooke woke up the next morning and saw it was nine thirty, her heart started racing and she jumped out of bed. And then she remembered: she wasn’t late for anything. She had, at that moment, exactly zero places to be, and while this wasn’t the ideal scenario – or a sustainable one – she was determined not to think of it as the end of the universe. Besides, she had a plan for the day, which was the first step toward establishing a routine (routines being very important, according to a recent Glamour article on being unemployed).
Number one on the Glamour to-do list was Get Your Most Dreaded Tasks Done First, and so before she even changed out of her robe, Brooke willed herself to pick up the phone and dial Margaret. She knew her ex-boss would’ve just wrapped up the Monday morning staff meeting and would be back in her office working on the next week’s schedule. Sure enough, she picked up on the first ring.
‘Margaret? How are you? It’s Brooke Alter.’ The pounding in her chest made it hard to speak.
‘Brooke! Good to hear from you! How is everything?’
It was clearly not a weighted question – Margaret was just making small talk – but Brooke panicked for a second. Did she mean how was everything with Julian? With the Chateau girl situation? With all the media conjecture about their marriage? Or was she just being polite and using a basic figure of speech?
‘Oh, everything’s great. You know,’ she said, immediately feeling ridiculous. ‘How are you?’
‘Well, we’re managing. I’ve been interviewing to fill your spot, and I have to say it again, Brooke, I’m sorry about what happened.’
Brooke felt a glimmer of hope. Was she saying that so Brooke would ask for her job back? Because Brooke would beg for it back, do anything, anything at all to prove herself to Margaret. But no, she had to be sensible: if they were willing to hire her back right now, she wouldn’t have fired her in the first place. Just act normal. Say what you called to say and hang up the phone.
‘Margaret, I know I’m hardly in any place to ask you a favor, but … I was wondering if you would keep me in mind for any opportunities that come across your radar? Not at NYU, of course, but should you hear of anything else …’
There was a brief pause. ‘All right, Brooke. I’ll certainly keep my eyes open for you.’
‘I would appreciate it so much! I’m very eager to resume working, and I promise you – and would promise any future employer – that my husband’s career will not be a problem anymore.’
Although she might have been curious, Margaret didn’t ask any follow-up questions. They made small talk for another minute or two before hanging up, and Brooke breathed a huge sigh of relief. Dreaded Item Number One: complete.
Dreaded Item Number Two – a call to Julian’s mother to discuss the travel details of Trent’s wedding next weekend – wasn’t going to be quite as easy. Her mother-in-law had taken to calling Brooke nearly every day since the Grammys to offer long and unsolicited monologues on how to be a supportive and forgiving wife. They usually included examples of Julian’s father’s trespasses (ranging in seriousness from flirting with his entire reception and nursing staff to leaving her alone many weekends a year to go on golfing trips with his buddies and do ‘God knows what’ else), and they always highlighted Elizabeth Alter’s abundance of patience and understanding of the male species. The clichés along the lines of ‘boys will be boys’ and ‘behind every successful man there is a woman’ were starting to feel not just repetitive but downright oppressive. On the bright side, Brooke wouldn’t have guessed in a million years that Julian’s mother cared one way or another if they stayed married, got divorced, or both simply vanished altogether. Thankfully, she got her mother-in-law’s voice mail and was able to leave a message asking her to e-mail their travel plans since Brooke wouldn’t be available to talk
the rest of the day.
She was about to cross the next item off her list when her phone rang.
‘Neha! Hi, sweetheart! How are you?’
‘Brooke? Hi! I’ve got some great news: Rohan and I are definitely moving back to New York. By this summer!’
‘No way. That is such great news! Did Rohan get an offer from a New York firm?’ Brooke’s mind had already begun cycling through all the exciting possibilities: what they’d name the company, how they’d recruit their first clients, all the different ideas she’d had for getting the word out. And now, it was one step closer to happening.
‘Actually, I’m the one who got the offer. It’s so crazy, but a friend of mine just signed on to cover for a staff nutritionist who’s on a yearlong maternity leave. Well, my friend can’t work right now since she’s taking care of her sick mother, so she asked me if I’d be interested. Guess who it’s for?’
Brooke cycled through a list of celebrities, just certain Neha was going to say Gwyneth or Heidi or Giselle, already in mourning for the business that wasn’t going to be. ‘I don’t know. Who?’
‘The New York Jets! Can you believe it? I’m going to be the team nutritional adviser for the 2010 to 2011 season. I have less than zero knowledge about the nutritional needs of three-hundred-pound linebackers, but I guess I’ll have to learn.’
‘Oh, Neha, that’s incredible! What an amazing opportunity,’ she said, and meant it. Brooke had to admit that if something like that came up, she’d ditch everything else in a heartbeat.
‘Yeah, I’m pretty excited. And you should see Rohan. The second I told him, he was like, “Tickets!” He’s already got the whole schedule printed and hanging on our fridge.’
Brooke laughed. ‘I’m envisioning little five-foot-three you walking through the locker room with a clipboard and a bullhorn, batting Big Macs and tubs of KFC out of their mammoth hands.’
‘I know, right? Like, “Excuse me, Mr.-NFL-All-Star-I-make-eighty-trillion-dollars-a-year, but I’m going to have to ask you to cut back on the high-fructose corn syrup.” It’s going to be awesome!’
When Brooke hung up the phone a few minutes later, she couldn’t help but feel that everyone’s career was on track except her own. They weren’t going to be starting a company together after all. Her phone rang again immediately. Certain it was Neha calling back to give her one more detail, Brooke picked up the call and said, ‘What, exactly, is your plan for when one of them hits on you?’
She heard the sound of a throat clearing and then a male voice asked, ‘Is this Brooke Alter?’
For just a moment – and for no good reason whatsoever – she was convinced it was someone calling to say Julian had been in a terrible accident, or was sick, or …
‘Brooke, this is Art Mitchell calling from Last Night magazine. I was wondering if you had any comment about the piece in “Page Six” this morning?’
She wanted to scream, but thankfully she was able to calm herself enough to close the phone and power it off. Her hands were shaking when she set it down on the coffee table. No one but her immediate family and closest friends had her new private number. How had this happened?
There wasn’t any time to think about it, though, since she’d already grabbed her laptop and pounded in the web address for ‘Page Six.’ And there it was, at the very top of the page, taking up almost her entire computer screen. Two pictures: one of her crying the day before at Cookshop with Nola, clearly wiping tears away with her napkin, and the other of Julian, stepping out of a limo somewhere – judging from the old-fashioned taxi in the background, probably London – leaving an extremely attractive young woman behind in the backseat. The caption under her photo read, ‘Brooke Alter mourns the end of her marriage over a girls’ brunch yesterday,’ and there was a circle drawn around her tear-wiping hand, presumably indicating the absence of a wedding band. It continued: ‘“They are definitely over,” a source very close to Mrs. Alter says. “She’s even going alone to a family wedding next weekend.”’ The caption accompanying Julian’s photo was no less charming. ‘Scandal can’t slow him down! Alter takes the party to London after his wife throws him out of their Manhattan apartment.’
There was no stopping the vicious anger-and-nausea combo that felt so familiar now, but Brooke tried to take deep breaths and think through it. She suspected there was a perfectly logical explanation for that girl – delusional or not, she was absolutely positive that Julian would never be that disrespectful, or just plain stupid – but the rest of it was enraging. She looked at the photo of herself again and realized from the angle and graininess that it was probably taken by a fellow patron using a cell phone. Disgusted, she pummeled the couch with her fist so hard that Walter yelped and jumped down.
The landline rang and the caller ID showed that it was Samara.
‘Samara, I can’t take this anymore!’ she said in lieu of hello. ‘Aren’t you supposed to be managing his publicity? Can’t you do something about pieces like these?’ Brooke had never before shown even an inkling of rudeness to the girl, but she couldn’t keep quiet for another second.
‘Brooke, I understand why you’re upset. I was actually hoping to reach you before you saw the piece, but—’
‘Before I saw it?’ she screeched. ‘Some scumbag already called my cell phone asking for my comment on it. How do they have this number?’
‘Look, there are two things I need to tell you. One, that girl in the back of Julian’s limo was his hair and makeup person. His flight from Edinburgh was delayed and there wasn’t time to make him up before his performance, so she worked on him in the car. A gross misrepresentation.’
‘Okay,’ Brooke said. She was surprised by how much relief she felt considering her certainty that there was a logical explanation.
‘Secondly, there is not much I can do when your people are talking to the press. I can only control so much, and it certainly doesn’t extend to chatty friends and family.’
Brooke felt like she’d been slapped. ‘What are you saying?’
‘That someone is obviously giving out your unlisted number, and knows about the wedding this weekend, and is going on the record discussing your life. Because I can assure you, it’s not coming from our end.’
‘But that’s impossible. I know for a fact that—’
‘Brooke, I don’t mean to be rude, but I’ve got another call coming in and I need to run. Talk to your people, okay?’ And with that, Samara hung up.
Too keyed up to concentrate on anything – not to mention feeling guilty from not having done it sooner – Brooke leashed Walter, dug her Uggs and some gloves from the hallway closet, and hit the pavement almost running. She didn’t know if it was the pom-pom hat or the massively puffy coat, but neither of the two paparazzi she spied on the corner so much as glanced in her direction, and she felt a surge of pride for this small victory. They cruised over to Eleventh Avenue and then uptown, moving as quickly as they could through the weekday crowds. She paused only to let Walter drink from a water bowl outside a grooming shop, and he was panting by the time they hit Sixty-fifth Street. Brooke, however, was only just getting started.
In the span of twenty minutes, she managed to leave semi-hysterical messages for her mother, father, Cynthia, Randy, and Nola (Nola was the only one who answered; her response: ‘Good god, Brooke, if I were really going to tattle about your life to the press, I’d have far juicier stories to share than freaking Trent and Intern Fern’s wedding. Come on now!’), and was getting ready to dial Michelle’s cell phone.
‘Oh, hey, Michelle,’ she said after the beep. ‘I’m, uh, not sure where you are, but I just wanted to touch base about a piece in “Page Six” this morning. I know you and I have talked about this multiple times, but I’m really concerned that you may have, um, accidentally answered some reporter’s questions, or maybe told your friends something that found its way to the wrong person? I don’t know, but I’m asking you – actually, I’m begging you – to please just hang up if someone calls t
o ask any questions about Julian or me, and to not discuss our private lives with anyone, okay?’ She paused for a moment, wondering first if she’d been firm enough and then if she’d been too firm, decided she’d probably gotten her point across, and hung up.
She dragged Walter home and spent the rest of the day finalizing her already worked and reworked résumé, hopeful that she’d soon be ready to start sending it out. It was disappointing that Neha was out of a potential partnership, but she wasn’t going to let it derail her plans: another six months to a year of clinical experience, and then hopefully a chance at opening her own practice.
Around six thirty, Brooke considered picking up the phone to cancel on Amber that night – the idea of meeting an entirely new group of women suddenly seemed like a very bad call – but when she realized she didn’t even have her number, she forced herself to shower and put on her jeans, boots, and blazer uniform. Worst case scenario, everyone will be hateful and horrible and I’ll make up an excuse and leave, she thought as the cab made its way from Times Square to the central Village. At the very least I’ll be leaving my apartment at night, something that hasn’t happened for quite some time. She thought she’d calmed herself, but Brooke felt a rush of nerves when she stepped out of the cab on Twelfth Street and saw a reasonably pretty girl with a pixieish blonde bob smoking a cigarette on the stoop.
‘Brooke?’ the girl asked, exhaling a plume of smoke that seemed to hang in the cold, damp air.
‘Hi. Are you Amber?’ She gingerly stepped over some accumulated curb slush. Amber was standing two full steps above her, but Brooke was still an inch or two taller. She was surprised to see flame-red tights peeking out from under Amber’s coat, topped by a whammy pair of sky-high heels. That, combined with the cigarette, was not what she was expecting from Heather’s description of her naïve, sweet, churchgoing friend.