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Thirty minutes later the pirate ship sauntered over to the evil spaceship and bumped rather ineffectively into its hull. For the entire journey Volkang’s spaceship fired mega death laser rays at them, luckily they were so small that every laser missed.
Why didn’t we make any other defences? Volkang rumbled, as he and several officers watched Grigor’s ship continually bump into the hull on a television screen.
“We never thought that anyone would actually try to attack us head on. We have the Dragon Heart!”
Hmm... maybe they will tire soon, when they stop for a nap, we’ll get some ladders and go out there and kill them!
“Great plan master!” The officers all agreed, even though it was probably the dumbest plan of all time. The screen displayed a hive of activity, the ship had stopped ramming the great steel behemoth and people were standing on the prow and pointing.
What are they doing? Grigor was standing on the very front of the pirate boat, swinging a huge axe into the side of the spaceship, forming a large hole big enough for them all to crawl into. Grigor entered the ship, then Chainsaw-Boy, then Magnus on the Motorbike and Napalm, then the Rangers and following them was Harvey and Indy while Illana and the Ty-rap-o-saurus held the fort on the pirate boat.
In the bridge one of the officers turned around from what appeared to be a sonar range finder, took off his headphones and called over. “They’re heading towards the generator room.”
That’s where the Heart is held. I shall go there at once. Volkang swung around to one officer sitting at a console, open the corridors and lead them there, I shall be waiting.