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  His jaw was set and his shoulders were bunched. He was wound up as tight as a spring, and I thought that any second he might pounce on Dusty Muleman, who was smaller and flabbier.

  Mom must have been thinking the same thing. She snatched the sharp gaff from my father’s hand and carefully placed it upright in a corner.

  “Dusty, listen,” she said. “Paine’s got something he wants to say.”

  “I do?” Dad said.

  “Yes, you do. Remember?” my mother replied pointedly. “You wanted to apologize for what happened to the Coral Queen.”

  I burst out coughing like I was having a seizure. I couldn’t help it.

  “Apologize?” my father said numbly.

  “Yes, Paine, we had this discussion the other night.” Mom’s tone was pleasant but determined. “You and Dusty have known each other too long to let this kind of situation get out of control.”

  “Donna’s right,” Dusty said. “All those years we fished out of Ted’s, we never had a problem.”

  Dad was steaming, but there wasn’t much he could do. Dusty had promised to drop the criminal charges only if Dad agreed to behave. Mom must have figured that this was as good a time as any for Dad to start acting remorseful, even if he didn’t mean it.

  “Fine,” my father said stiffly. “I’m sorry for sinking your boat.”

  “Apology accepted.” Dusty smacked on the cigar, and his shifty gray eyes swung to me. “Son, I heard from Jasper Jr. that you’ve been givin’ him a hard time.”

  “You’re kidding, right?” I said.

  Dusty shook his head. Dad looked at me curiously.

  “No, it’s the other way around,” I started to protest. “He and Bull …”

  “He and Bull what?” asked Dad.

  “Nothing.”

  “Noah, what’s going on?” my mother said, like she’d already forgotten about my black eye. I figured she just didn’t want to stir up more trouble, with Abbey missing and Dad’s future freedom in Dusty Muleman’s hands.

  Still, I had to bite back the urge to tell everything that had really happened between me and Jasper Jr. Dusty was clearly enjoying himself at my expense. He knew the truth, too. I could see by the way he smirked.

  “I know it’s gettin’ more and more like Miami down here,” he said, “but a boy still ought to be able to go fishin’ without having to fight his way home. Don’t you folks agree?”

  “Absolutely,” said my mother, although this time I detected a slight chill in her voice. When she glanced at me, I knew that she didn’t believe a word Dusty Muleman was saying.

  I also understood that she expected me to suck up my pride and do what was best for the family, as my father had done.

  “Tell Jasper Jr. it won’t happen again,” I said to Dusty.

  “That’s the spirit.” He gave me a gloating wink.

  The door swung open and Luno appeared. Up close the man was even taller and uglier than I remembered. His slick bald dome glowed pink in the pale light, and his smile was as crooked as his nose. A swatch of dirty-looking gauze was taped on one of his branch-sized forearms, probably where my sister had chomped him. In one hand he carried a walkie-talkie like Dusty’s; in the other hand was a half-empty bottle of beer.

  “What’s up, chief?” he said to Dusty.

  “You seen a young girl hanging around the docks tonight?”

  “Girl?”

  “Little kid,” Dusty said. “Curly brown hair, if I remember right.”

  “Ash blond,” corrected my mother.

  Luno’s shark eyes flicked to the wound on his arm. I wondered if he’d ever admitted to Dusty that he’d been bitten by a pint-sized trespasser. I also wondered if Luno recognized me as the one who’d slugged him that night on the charter boat.

  If he did, he didn’t let on. His gaze revealed nothing but icy and casual indifference, and I had no doubt he was capable of anything—even killing Lice Peeking.

  Dad didn’t seem even slightly intimidated by the bald-headed goon, which is one of my father’s problems. Sometimes he doesn’t know when to be afraid.

  “No girl here tonight,” Luno said with a shrug.

  “We want to look around for ourselves,” Dad declared.

  Dusty said, “Luno says she’s not here, she’s not here. You can take it to the bank.”

  “Please,” said Mom. “We won’t be long.”

  “Suit yourself. I got nothin’ to hide.” Dusty took the cigar out of his mouth. “So, Paine, I meant to ask you—how’re the anger management classes goin’?”

  Part of the deal for Dusty dropping the charges was that my father would sign up for “professional counseling.” Dad thought it was ridiculous, of course.

  My mother said, “We’ve got an appointment with a therapist in Key Largo, as soon as Paine gets off house arrest.”

  “Outstanding!” said Dusty.

  “Yeah, I can hardly wait,” Dad mumbled.

  “Listen, man, you can’t go around sinkin’ other people’s boats just because you get some wacko idea in your head,” Dusty told him. “You need to get a grip. Seriously.”

  “He will,” Mom said.

  My father’s face reddened.

  “Let’s go look for Abbey,” I said.

  Luno went along, probably to make sure that we didn’t go snooping anywhere Dusty didn’t want us to go. We traipsed from one side of the basin to the other, up and down the charter docks. Dad and Mom kept shouting my sister’s name, but the only response was some crazed dog barking its head off—a big old German shepherd that one of the captains kept chained on his boat.

  When we returned to the ticket shack, the light was off and Dusty had gone. Luno leaned against the fender of his beat-up station wagon and folded his beefy arms.

  “See? Girl no here,” he said. “You go away now.”

  Mom and I turned to leave, but Dad didn’t move. He stood there nose to nose with Dusty’s goon. It was too dark to make out their expressions, but the tension in the air was like the hot static buzz you feel before that first clap of thunder.

  “If anything’s happened to my little girl,” Dad warned in a low voice, “I’ll be back for you and your boss man.”

  Luno grunted out a harsh chuckle and rasped something in a foreign language. Whatever he said, it didn’t sound like he was the least bit worried by my father’s threat.

  Mom spoke up. “Paine, let’s go.”

  Being a sensible person, she was nervous in Luno’s presence.

  “Paine, please,” she said again. “It’s late.”

  Slowly Dad pivoted his shoulders and began walking away. Feeling the heat of Luno’s glare, the three of us trudged down the dirt road. Mom and I kept swatting at mosquitoes that were buzzing around my father, who hadn’t bothered to use the bug spray. He didn’t seem to notice the annoying little bloodsuckers, or maybe he didn’t care.

  Once we were safely inside the car, my mother took a deep breath and said, “All right, Noah, where should we look for your sister now?”

  Unfortunately, I didn’t have a Plan B. I’d been so sure she’d gone to spy on the Coral Queen that I hadn’t even considered any other possibilities.

  “Let’s just drive,” Dad said glumly, fiddling with the switch on his spotlight.

  In the glow from the dashboard his face appeared to be covered with odd black freckles—but then I realized that the freckles were actually more mosquitoes, too gorged with blood to fly away.

  “Maybe Abbey went home already,” I said hopefully. “She’s probably already back in bed, sleeping like a log.”

  Mom nodded. “Yes, that’s where we should go next. She’ll worry if she sees my car is gone.”

  “And what if she’s not there? What then?” Dad asked.

  “Then we call the police, Paine,” my mother said with a hitch of anger.

  There wasn’t much to discuss after that. Mom drove slowly up the dirt road, away from the marina. Dad couldn’t get the spotlight working, so he started cussing
and pounding on it with the heel of his hand. Finally he just gave up and flipped on the radio.

  My mother had to make a wide turn onto the Old Highway, to avoid hitting a possum. She stepped on the gas and rolled down the windows to blow out the bugs.

  Dad was sunk down in the passenger seat, his head bowed. Mom was humming some old Beatles song, trying to act as if she wasn’t all that worried, but I knew better. She was doing 52 in a 30-mile-per-hour zone, which for her was some kind of speed record.

  We had gone maybe a mile or two when I spotted a flash of something in the distance along the side of the road, something larger than the usual Keys critters.

  “Mom, slow down!” I said.

  “What?”

  My father looked up. “Donna, stop!” he exclaimed.

  “Oh, for heaven’s sake,” Mom said, and hit the brakes.

  Together we broke out laughing, all three of us, in pure relief.

  There, in the headlights, stood my little sister. She was wearing her backpack, her white Nikes with the orange reflectors on the heels, and, hanging from a shoulder strap, our video camera. Her skinny bare legs glistened with insect repellent.

  As always, Abbey was well prepared.

  She grinned and stuck out a thumb.

  “How about a ride?” she called out.

  TWELVE

  My parents were so thrilled to find Abbey that they couldn’t even pretend to be mad about her sneaking out the bedroom window. They made us go to bed as soon as we got home, but she was up early the next morning, insisting on showing the videotape that she’d made at the marina.

  I was impressed by what my sister had tried to do, but she’s no Steven Spielberg. The tape was so dim and shaky that it was almost impossible to see what was going on.

  Abbey was bummed. She scooted closer to the TV and pointed at the fuzzy image. “There’s the hose! See, they’re dropping it right in the water!”

  Dad asked, “Honey, where were you hiding—up a telephone pole?”

  “Tuna tower,” my sister said over her shoulder.

  It was a cool idea, actually. A tuna tower is the tall aluminum platform that sits above the cockpit on a deep-sea charter boat. The captain climbs to the top so he can spot game fish crashing bait from far away. It would have been a perfect roost for secretly filming the casino boat, except for a couple of problems.

  First, Dad’s video camera wasn’t one of the newer models, so the picture was lousy when it was dark outside. Second, my sister never quite figured out how to zoom the lens, so everything on the tape was extremely small and grainy. You could make out the profile of the Coral Queen, but the crew looked like june bugs crawling around the deck.

  “It’s not your fault,” Mom told Abbey, “it’s the camera’s.”

  “But I can still see what they’re doing—can’t you?” My sister stabbed her finger at the TV. “That’s the hose from the holding tank right … there.”

  “Now I see it,” I said.

  “Me too,” said my father.

  We really weren’t sure what we were looking at, but we didn’t want to hurt Abbey’s feelings. She popped the cassette out of the camera and announced, “All we’ve got to do is take this to the Coast Guard, and Dusty Muleman is toast!”

  Mom and Dad exchanged doubtful glances. Neither wanted to be the one to tell Abbey that her videotape was useless.

  “I know what you’re thinking,” said my sister, “but they’ve got supercool ways to enlarge the image and make it crystal clear. The FBI and CIA do it all the time—they can count the zits on a terrorist’s nose from a mile off!”

  A car door slammed in the driveway, startling us. We don’t get much company at seven in the morning.

  Mom looked out the window and said, “Paine, it’s a deputy.”

  “Oh, not again,” Abbey groaned.

  “Try to stall him,” said my father. “Noah, come with me. I’ll need your help.”

  We hurried down the hall to my parents’ room, Dad locking the door behind us. The electronic bracelet was hidden beneath the bed, along with the tools he had used to remove it. I held the heavy plastic collar around his right ankle while he worked feverishly with needle-nose pliers, a screwdriver, and a hex wrench.

  “Hold extra still,” he whispered. “One little slip and I could break the transmitter.”

  From the living room we heard the low tone of the deputy’s voice, politely saying, “No, thanks. Really, I’m fine.” It sounded like Mom and Abbey were trying to feed him breakfast.

  Moments later I heard my mother’s footsteps, followed by a light rap on the door. “Paine, are you up yet? There’s a gentleman from the sheriff’s department here to see you.”

  “Be out in a minute,” Dad drawled, trying to sound sleepy.

  From the intense way he was gripping the tools, I knew my father truly didn’t want to go back to jail—but that’s where he was headed if we didn’t get the bracelet clamped back on his ankle.

  “Almost there,” he murmured, pausing to wipe the palms of his hands. Both of us were sweating, we were so nervous.

  There were more footsteps in the hall, only this time they were too heavy to be my mother’s. This time the knock on the door was sharp and impatient.

  “Mr. Underwood? Open up, please, this is Deputy Blair from the sheriff’s office. Mr. Underwood?”

  Another hard knock.

  I motioned for Dad to hurry. He looked up, smiled, and made an “okay” sign with his fingers.

  When I let go of the bracelet, it held fast to my father’s leg. The police would never know it had been unfastened for a night, or so we thought.

  Now the doorknob began to jiggle. On impulse I grabbed up the tools and rolled under the bed.

  My father opened the door. “Sorry to keep you waiting, Officer, but I was putting on some clothes.”

  “Step this way, sir,” I heard the deputy say, in a tone that wasn’t particularly friendly.

  My dad was an awesome fishing guide. Everybody in the Keys said so. Tarpon, bonefish, redfish, snook—Dad was dialed in on all of them. He could put his customers into fish when the other guides were getting skunked. My mother said it was a special talent he inherited from Grandpa Bobby.

  We all knew how much Dad missed being out on the boat every day. He never complained, but he was basically miserable driving a taxi up and down the highway. Three different times he’d gotten rear-ended by other cars while crossing one of the bridges. That’s because he always slowed down to stare out at the open water. He couldn’t help himself—scoping out the tides, the depth, the wind direction, all the things that were important if you were hunting fish.

  After the third accident, my father’s boss at the cab company got on his case. Dad pointed out that, technically, none of the rear-enders had been his fault. It had always been the other drivers who’d gotten the tickets, for following too close.

  But his boss didn’t care. It was costing him money every time the cab was off the road, in the body shop. “One more crash,” he’d warned my dad, “and you’re fired.” The guy acting like he was Donald Trump.

  I had a hunch he wouldn’t hold Dad’s job open after what happened with the gambling boat, and I was right. When Mom called the taxi company, the owner told her that he’d hired a new driver the day my father got arrested. Mom told us that she didn’t blame the guy—he had a business to run. Still, I knew she was worried. The bills were piling up, and her paycheck wasn’t nearly enough to cover them all.

  It would be a while longer before Dad could start searching for a new job, because now he was back in jail.

  I don’t know if Dusty Muleman ratted him out, or if the electronic ankle bracelet was programmed to send a certain signal when somebody messed with the lock. In any case, the sheriff ordered my father hauled in again, for “tampering with a court-ordered monitoring device.”

  He wasn’t in a great mood when I went to visit.

  “This is really getting old,” he said wearily. “You
didn’t have to come today, Noah. This place is the pits.”

  In a way I was glad to find my father depressed, because that was a perfectly normal reaction to being in jail—and Dad acting normal wasn’t something you could take for granted. He was a much different person from the happy camper I’d visited there only three weeks ago.

  “I bet your mother’s really ticked off,” he said.

  “What for?” I said.

  How could any of us be mad at him? The only reason he’d pried off the stupid ankle monitor was so that he could leave the house to hunt for Abbey. Any father would have done the same thing if one of their kids had disappeared in the middle of the night.

  “Mom’s trying to get hold of Mr. Shine,” I said.

  “Tell her not to bother. They’re only keeping me for forty-eight hours,” Dad said, “to, quote, teach me a lesson. Talk about a waste of tax dollars!”

  “What should we do with Abbey’s video?” I asked.

  Dad shook his head. “God bless her, she really tried. But you saw the tape, Noah. If we took it to the Coast Guard, they’d laugh.”

  He was probably right. “So what now?” I asked, and mentally tried to brace for whatever new scheme my father had dreamed up.

  He cut a dark glance toward the broad jowly deputy, who was leaning against the door. The man was thumbing through a motorcycle magazine, but I assumed he was listening to every word we said.

  “It’s over, Noah,” my father said with a sigh. “I’m done with Dusty and the Coral Queen. I just want to come home and live a quiet, seminormal life.”

  “Really?”

  “Really.”

  I searched his face for some familiar hint of mischief, but it wasn’t there.

  “I know when I’m beat. I know when the ball game’s over,” Dad said.

  If he was putting on an act for our babysitter-deputy, it was a good one. He looked totally tired and fed up, and his voice rang flat with defeat.

  “Abbey’s little adventure was the last straw,” he said. “She risked her neck just to prove I was right about the casino boat. But you know what, Noah? Being right isn’t worth squat if you’re endangering the people you love. If anything bad had happened to your sister last night, I’d never forgive myself. Never.”