he made us School Modulators, who are sometimes called Official Bullies. It is now our job to walk round the school when not in lesson and make sure no one’s up to no good. We got special badges and we have to tell off at least one kid a day.

  Told mum and dad and they were very proud. Other parents are jealous. Modulators are special people in the school. Girls like them (waiting for that bit, he he), boys look up to them and teachers don’t tell them off. And we get special privileges. Joey likes it too.