Of geography? Could you show England

  To a man who knows it all too little?

  In all directions?

  ELDER GURNEY:

  So we should lead him round about?

  MORTIMER:

  And specially where there’s no sun nor men.

  ELDER GURNEY:

  Good, my lord, we are the men for that.

  ANNE:

  Ale! Ale! Jonah sat and waited

  For the promised overthrow of Nineveh

  But in those days God came that way

  No more and Nineveh fell not. Now

  I have richly eaten and am full of food

  And I can eat more now than in the time

  When I was growing. Are you learned still

  In metaphysics, Earl Mortimer?

  MORTIMER:

  There are, to be sure, men who talk

  From morn till night.

  YOUNGER GURNEY:

  We are other men than that.

  MORTIMER:

  Have you ever read a Chronicle?

  ELDER GURNEY:

  No. No.

  MORTIMER:

  ‘Tis good.

  Exeunt the two Gurneys.

  MORTIMER:

  We hold an old wolf by the ear

  That if he slip will seize upon us both.

  ANNE:

  Do you sleep badly? See something white at night?

  Often? They are sheets, Mortimer, nothing else.

  It comes from the stomach.

  MORTIMER:

  At his name the Commons turn to water.

  ANNE:

  He of whom it seems you speak, is silent.

  MORTIMER:

  Since he is obdurate and will not speak

  Lies with lies must be o’erlain.

  ANNE:

  Business! Business! The days fly too slow

  For me in Westminster and too many.

  MORTIMER:

  Husband’s murder comes soon after father’s murder

  In the catechism.

  ANNE:

  You’ve an indulgence.

  MORTIMER:

  With knees wide and closed eyes

  Catching at anything, you are insatiable, Anne.

  You eat in your sleep and talk in sleep

  Of things shall kill me.

  ANNE:

  I sleep, you say. How do you wake me?

  MORTIMER:

  With Westminster bells and grinding teeth

  And in despite of these incredulous lords

  You should crown your son in haste.

  ANNE:

  Not my son, I pray you!

  Not this child, suckled by a she-wolf’s milk

  In weeks when she was wandering, dragged

  Through bogs and hills in dark Scotland

  Not this child

  Too much night upon his lids to look up guiltless

  Entangled in the filthy net with which you fish.

  MORTIMER:

  Dragging a little burden from

  An age-old slimy pond, always

  Though weary in the flesh, I see hanging from it

  Human weed. More and more.

  Hoisting myself up I feel ever a new

  Weight.

  And from the knees of the last another

  Last. Human coils.

  And at the moving wheel of this pulley block

  Of human coils, breathless, lugging at them all

  Myself.

  ANNE:

  Name the faces of those human weeds.

  My husband Edward? My son Edward?

  MORTIMER:

  Yours.

  ANNE:

  Often I feared that these tired arms

  With which I held a man upright perforce

  Must yield, but now I know, when age

  Has mingled weariness in my veins’ flow

  My outstretched arms are but a crude pretence

  A vain machine that grabs – naught else

  Remains. Roger Mortimer, I am

  Tired and old.

  Enter Young Edward.

  MORTIMER:

  Hook your dress up, Anne, so your son

  See not tear-stained flesh.

  YOUNG EDWARD:

  Take this intruder, mother, from our sight.

  We would have talk with you.

  ANNE:

  Earl Mortimer, child, is thy mother’s prop.

  YOUNG EDWARD:

  I pray you for news of my father Edward.

  ANNE:

  If thy mother, child, hung on thy poor lips

  This most fearful choice, say, wouldst thou

  Go with her unto the Tower if by

  Thy answer’s colour the dice so fell?

  Young Edward is silent.

  MORTIMER:

  You show wise caution, Edward.

  YOUNG EDWARD:

  You should drink less, mother.

  Anne laughs.

  Exit Young Edward.

  MORTIMER:

  Why do you laugh?

  Anne is silent.

  MORTIMER:

  So prepare we in haste the boy’s crowning.

  For this our business wears another face

  When a king’s name is underwrit.

  ANNE:

  What has or ever will befall –

  If Heaven will pardon it or no –

  Your blood I’ve tasted and will not let you go

  Till all this crack.

  Meanwhile write, underwrite, decree

  As you think fit. I will seal it for you sure.

  She laughs.

  MORTIMER:

  Why do you laugh a second time?

  ANNE:

  I laugh for the world’s emptiness.

  Highway

  KENT alone:

  Berkeley is dead and Edward disappeared.

  And Mortimer, in London, ever bolder, claims

  In Berkeley’s hearing Edward resigned the crown.

  The light is murky now for us, Edward Longshanks’

  Sons. Already there’s a sign the sky will brighten.

  The Commons were in uproar, clamoured

  To be told the prisoner’s whereabouts

  And many called him poor Edward.

  In Wales the people murmured against the butcher Mortimer.

  Perchance now only crows and ravens

  Know where lies Edward of England.

  And I had hopes my rue came not too late!

  Who is that poor man there mid pikes and lances?

  Enter Edward, the two Gurneys, soldiers.

  YOUNGER GURNEY:

  Holà. Who comes there?

  ELDER GURNEY:

  Guard the King sure; it is his brother, Kent.

  EDWARD:

  O gentle brother, help to rescue me!

  ELDER GURNEY:

  Keep them asunder! Away with the prisoner!

  KENT:

  Soldiers, let me but talk to him one word.

  YOUNGER GURNEY:

  Stop up his mouth!

  ELDER GURNEY:

  Throw him in the ditch!

  Edward is taken out.

  KENT alone:

  Edward, hast resigned? Edward! Edward!

  Woe to us!

  They drag England’s king away like a calf.

  3 DECEMBER 1325: THE MIGHTY EARL ROGER MORTIMER IS TAKEN TO TASK FOR THE KING’S DISAPPEARANCE

  Westminster

  Mortimer, Queen, Lord Abbot, Rice ap Howell.

  ABBOT:

  My Lord, like to a canker grows the rumour

  Edward has not resigned.

  MORTIMER:

  At Berkeley, in Robert Berkeley’s hearing

  Edward the Second resigned, unforced.

  ABBOT:

  In my hearing, at Shrewsbury, clearly

  Edward cried: No.

  RICE AP HOWELL:

  And thus often to me.

  ABBOT:

  It were good if this Berkeley

  Could testify on oat
h before the Commons

  How and ’fore whom Edward put away the crown.

  MORTIMER:

  Today I have news from Lord Berkeley

  That he is on his way to London.

  RICE AP HOWELL:

  And where is the king?

  MORTIMER:

  At Berkeley, where else? Too much knowledge, Rice ap Howell

  Dulls the appetite. Since I set aside

  Books and learning I sleep better and digest.

  RICE AP HOWELL:

  Yes, but where is Edward?

  MORTIMER:

  I know nothing of your Edward, I love

  Him not nor hate, he comes not

  In my dreams. For things concerning him

  Turn to Berkeley, not to me! Yourself, Winchester

  Were against him.

  ABBOT:

  The Church was, with whom God was.

  MORTIMER:

  With whom was God?

  ABBOT:

  With him who conquered, Mortimer.

  Enter Kent with Young Edward.

  KENT:

  We hear my brother

  Is no more at Shrewsbury.

  MORTIMER:

  Your brother is at Berkeley, Edmund.

  KENT:

  We hear he is no more at Berkeley either.

  MORTIMER:

  Since Harwich rumours grow like

  Mildew in the rain.

  ANNE:

  Come to thy mother, child.

  MORTIMER:

  How fares my honourable Lord of Kent?

  KENT:

  In health, sweet Mortimer. And you

  My lady?

  ANNE:

  Well, Kent. Times are good for me and I

  Am quite content. This past week I was

  Fishing in Tynemouth.

  MORTIMER:

  To have gone fishing years ago at Tynemouth

  Truly would have done a certain man

  No harm.

  ANNE:

  Go fishing at Tynemouth next week with me, Kent.

  MORTIMER aside:

  You eat too much and do not chew, Anne.

  ANNE aside:

  I eat, I drink, I love with you.

  ABBOT:

  What were you saying, my Lord of Berkeley?

  MORTIMER to Kent:

  You were missed in London for three weeks.

  KENT:

  I rode across the mangled countryside

  And meditated on my brother’s tracks.

  YOUNG EDWARD:

  Mother, persuade me not to wear the crown

  I’ll not do it.

  ANNE:

  You should be pleased. The Barons wish it.

  MORTIMER:

  London wills it.

  YOUNG EDWARD:

  Let me speak with my father first

  And then I will.

  KENT:

  That’s a good answer, Ned.

  ANNE:

  Brother, you know it is impossible.

  YOUNG EDWARD:

  Is he dead?

  KENT:

  London says many things.

  You must have knowledge, Roger Mortimer.

  MORTIMER:

  I? In Little Street at brightest noon

  Five sharks were seen to go into a tavern

  Take ale, and then, a little merry

  To kneel in Westminster Abbey.

  Laughter.

  KENT:

  They prayed, sure, for Berkeley’s soul.

  MORTIMER:

  Inconstant Edmund, dost thou favour him

  Who wast the cause of his imprisonment?

  KENT:

  The more cause now to make amends.

  YOUNG EDWARD:

  Aye aye!

  KENT:

  Ned, I counsel thee, be not wheedled

  Take not the crown from thy father’s head.

  YOUNG EDWARD:

  Indeed I will not.

  RICE AP HOWELL:

  He will not, Edward.

  MORTIMER

  takes Young Edward and drags him to his mother:

  My Lady, signify to your son Edward

  It is not England’s wont to suffer

  Contradiction.

  YOUNG EDWARD:

  Help, Uncle Kent. Mortimer will wrong me.

  KENT:

  Hands off England’s royal blood!

  ABBOT:

  Would you really crown him in this bedlam?

  MORTIMER:

  So says the law.

  RICE AP HOWELL:

  So says your desire.

  ABBOT:

  Therefore I ask you by the law

  In the presence of that man’s brother, son, wife:

  Has King Edward resigned?

  MORTIMER:

  Aye.

  ABBOT:

  Your witness?

  MORTIMER:

  Robert Berkeley.

  KENT:

  Who is dead.

  RICE AP HOWELL:

  Berkeley is dead?

  KENT:

  These seven days.

  RICE AP HOWELL:

  Said you not that you had news this very day

  He was on his way to London?

  ABBOT:

  Since your witness, Lord Mortimer, is out this world

  Be it these two or seven days

  With your consent ride I to Berkeley

  To bring a little light.

  KENT:

  At Berkeley you’ll find blood upon the stones

  But not the king.

  RICE AP HOWELL:

  Did you not say the king was at Berkeley?

  MORTIMER:

  And so I thought. Times pressed us hard.

  In Wales the rebels gave us scarce a moment’s

  Breath. With greater leisure and

  More opportune time much will be

  Made clear.

  ABBOT:

  Thus is your first witness, Berkeley, dead

  And your second, Edward, disappeared.

  MORTIMER:

  If I must fish through all the isle

  With nets I shall

  Uncover witnesses.

  KENT:

  First fish through your army, Mortimer.

  I saw my brother among pikes and lances

  Driven down the highway by a rout.

  ABBOT:

  Spoke your brother to you?

  KENT:

  His mouth

  Was gagged. What think you, Archbishop

  His lips had testified an they were able?

  MORTIMER:

  Wilt thou pretend that he has not resigned?

  Strike off his head! He shall have martial law.

  EDWARD:

  My lord, he is my uncle and shall live.

  MORTIMER:

  My lord, he is your enemy and shall die.

  KENT:

  Wouldst have my head then, butcher Mortimer?

  Where is the head of Edward Longshanks’

  Firstborn son?

  ABBOT:

  The man is not at Berkeley nor at Shrewsbury.

  Where is the man today, Roger Mortimer?

  EDWARD:

  Mother, permit him not to kill our Uncle

  Kent!

  ANNE:

  Ask me not, child, I dare not speak a word.

  KENT:

  Plead you with the murderer for the murdered?

  Seek in the Thames, seek in the Scottish pines

  The resting place of him who found no refuge

  Because his teeth held back that yes

  You so desired.

  RICE AP HOWELL:

  Where is the man today, Roger Mortimer?

  ABBOT:

  Has he resigned?

  MORTIMER:

  Call the Commons for the eleventh of February.

  Before them with his own lips Edward will

  Affirm his abdication. And I

  Reaping mistrust where I sowed thanks

  Prepared to bring my heart
and every hour

  Lived out in Westminster before God’s judgement

  Relinquishing my office in your hands

  O Queen, repairing to my books

  Which I, my only true friends, bartered

  Years ago for war’s discomforts and the world’s

  Ill-will, I make charge before the Peers and you

  Against this Kent, Edward Longshanks’ son

  Of high treason, and I claim his head.

  ABBOT:

  You dare greatly.

  MORTIMER:

  It is for you, my lady.

  ANNE:

  Thus say I:

  Be Edmund Kent banished from London.

  KENT to Mortimer:

  You shall pay this to the very dregs.

  Gladly Kent leaves Westminster

  Where he was born and where now

  A bull keeps house with his ruttish wife.

  ANNE:

  You, Earl Mortimer, are still the Lord Protector.

  ABBOT:

  And I summon the Commons for the eleventh of February.

  That by what Edward himself shall say

  The naked truth be made as clear as day.

  Exeunt all save Mortimer.

  MORTIMER alone, brings in the two Gurneys:

  You’ll make your man say aye

  To every question. Engrave it on him.

  But the eleventh of February be in London.

  You have full power. He must say aye.

  AFTER FOURTEEN YEARS ABSENCE KING EDWARD SEES THE CITY OF LONDON ONCE AGAIN.

  Before London

  Edward. The two Gurneys.

  ELDER GURNEY:

  My lord, look not so pensive.

  EDWARD:

  Since you are come, each time that night falls

  You lead me over land. Where must I go now?

  Go not so fast. I have not eaten and

  I am all weak, my hair falls out, my

  Senses swoon from my body’s stench.

  YOUNGER GURNEY:

  Are you in such good humour, sire?

  EDWARD:

  Aye.

  ELDER GURNEY:

  We come now to a great city.

  Will it content you to see the Eel?

  EDWARD:

  Aye.

  YOUNGER GURNEY:

  Are those not willows there, sire?

  EDWARD:

  Aye.

  ELDER GURNEY:

  The Eel likes not men to visit him

  Half washed. Here is channel water.

  Sit down, I pray, that we may barber you.

  EDWARD:

  Not with puddle water!

  YOUNGER GURNEY:

  So you would have us barber you with

  Puddle water?

  They barber him with ditch water.

  ELDER GURNEY:

  The nights are beginning to draw in.

  YOUNGER GURNEY:

  Tomorrow is the eleventh of February.

  ELDER GURNEY:

  Was it not a certain Gaveston

  That brought you to this pass?

  EDWARD:

  Aye. This Gaveston I do remember well.

  YOUNGER GURNEY:

  Hold still!

  ELDER GURNEY:

  Will you do everything we bid you?

  EDWARD:

  Aye. Is this London?