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  ‘Young lady,’ Abigaile said grandly, ‘it’s about time you learned to treat me with respect. I do not appreciate your attitude.’

  ‘Please!’ Tabitha said in disgust. ‘Don’t start playing mommy with me now. It’s a little late.’

  Abigaile glared at the girl. Thirteen years old and with a smarter mouth than her father.

  Inga was as pleased to see them as they were to be there. ‘Come in,’ she said haughtily, and stalked away, leaving them to fend for themselves.

  They found old Abe out on the patio surrounded by newspapers, magazines, and a blaring television.

  Dutifully Abigaile kissed him on the cheek. Dutifully Tabitha followed suit.

  ‘Another month zip by already?’ Abe asked, squinting against the bright sun.

  ‘I beg your pardon?’ said Abigaile.

  ‘Another month,’ repeated Abe. ‘You only come every four weeks. I bet Mickey says the same thing!’ He cackled at his own ribald joke.

  Tabitha sneaked a smile. The thought of her mother coming was ludicrous. In fact, the thought of either of her parents having sex was the funniest notion she’d ever heard of.

  Abigaile dusted off a patio chair with a tissue and sat down. ‘How are you feeling, Grandpa?’ she asked solicitously.

  Abe’s canny old eyes crinkled. ‘Why? Whattaya care?’ he asked suspiciously.

  ‘Don’t be silly, Grandpa. How come you’re always so abrasive with me?’

  ‘’Cause I calls it the way I sees it, girlie.’

  ‘I’m sorry you feel that way,’ Abigaile replied, primly, smoothing down the skirt of her Adolfo suit. ‘Now, Grandfather, there’s something I wish to discuss with you.’

  ‘Go on,’ Abe said. ‘Shoot.’ He winked at Tabitha, who giggled.

  ‘Well.’ Abigaile plunged ahead, deciding to ignore his irascible attitude. ‘You’re not getting any younger.’

  Abe chortled. ‘Zippo – the girl’s developin’ brains. I’m not gettin’ any younger. Eighty-eight years old and she finally realizes it!’

  Abigaile took a deep breath. This was going to be difficult. She’d told Mickey he should come with her. Selfish as usual, he’d refused. Gamely she pressed on. ‘Um, what would you say if I told you that Mickey could possibly sell the studio?’

  Tabitha picked up on that. ‘What do you wanna sell the studio for, it’s Daddy’s,’ she said sulkily. ‘He’s gotta keep it. I wanna have my sweet sixteen there.’

  ‘Shhhhh,’ hissed Abigaile.

  ‘I’m not gonna shhhh,’ Tabitha retorted. ‘You told me I had to come with you, so why do I have to shhhh?’

  Abigaile fixed her daughter with a look. ‘Will you kindly be quiet.’ Her tone would have quieted the Russian army.

  Abe cackled. ‘Why would I wanna sell my studio?’

  ‘Because,’ Abigaile replied in a cool, reasonable voice, ‘we can get an excellent price for it.’

  ‘Who’s the “we”?’

  ‘Inga and you,’ Abigaile replied quickly. ‘And me. And, of course, Tabitha.’

  Abe rose from his chair. ‘Big fat news,’ he said. ‘I could’ve had a hundred buyers for Panther if I’d’ve wanted to sell it.’

  ‘Then why didn’t you?’ Abigaile asked tartly.

  ‘’Cause I didn’t want to. An’ if I did, it’d be none of your business, girlie.’ Without a backward glance he marched into the house.

  Abigaile didn’t feel like following him. She’d always been in awe of her grandfather, and now that he was a very old man she still felt uncomfortable in his presence.

  ‘Can we go home now?’ whined Tabitha.

  Abigaile stood up, ‘Yes,’ she said, tight-lipped. ‘Let’s do that.’

  * * *

  Venus Maria strolled into Mickey’s office at four o’clock. As she passed by Lucky’s desk, she smiled and said, ‘Hi, howya doing?’

  As soon as Mickey’s door closed Lucky put on her earphones to listen in.

  Venus Maria didn’t play polite games. She got straight to the point. ‘I hate this script, Mickey,’ she said. ‘I hate it with a passion, and there’s no way I’m doing it unless it’s completely rewritten. Right now the script tells the story from a man’s point of view. You promised me this was about a strong woman. A survivor. In this piece of crap she’s just another victim. And I’m not playing victims.’

  ‘Aw, c’mon, baby, this is a great role for any actress,’ Mickey said in his most charming voice. ‘An Oscar-winning role.’

  ‘Don’t snow me with that tired old bullshit you hand to all the other actresses around here, and I use the word loosely,’ Venus Maria said sharply. ‘A rewrite or I’m out of this project. And another thing—’

  Cunt! ‘What?’

  ‘The only way I’ll take my clothes off is when the actor playing opposite me strips off too.’

  Mickey sounded disgusted. ‘Wake up, baby. Broads don’t want to see naked guys on the screen. They’re not interested in some poor schmuck with his schnickle hanging out.’

  ‘That’s where you’re wrong,’ Venus Maria declared. ‘That’s exactly what they want to see.’

  He looked offended. ‘Maybe you do.’

  ‘No, not just me. Women get off on seeing guys with it all hanging out. And the reason we don’t see it is because men run the film industry, and men can’t handle the competition, so they don’t want us getting an eyeful. I’m telling you, Mickey, I’m not walking around the screen bare-assed if my leading man is clothed. No fucking way.’

  ‘You’re a demanding broad,’ Mickey griped.

  ‘Yeah,’ Venus Maria agreed. ‘And I’m in the fortunate position of being able to demand whatever I want. Are we making contact here?’

  He stood up from behind his desk. ‘You need a rewrite, you got a rewrite, OK?’

  ‘Good. And if I do decide to sign for this movie, I also want co-star and director approval.’

  This broad was driving him crazy with her demands. ‘You got it. It’s in your contract already.’

  ‘I haven’t signed a contract for this film yet.’

  ‘It’s in your old contract.’

  ‘That doesn’t mean anything, and you know it. It has to be in this contract. In writing. And I’m not signing until I’ve seen the rewrite. Am I coming across loud and clear?’

  ‘Yeah, yeah, yeah,’ he said disgustedly.

  Venus Maria left his office without another word. She stopped at Lucky’s desk. ‘Tell me,’ she said, ‘how can you work for such a jerk and stay sane?’

  Lucky laughed. ‘It’s not easy.’

  As soon as Venus Maria left, Mickey came running out, screaming and yelling.

  ‘Who the fuck does that dumb broad think she is? Actresses! They’re all the same. You make ’em a star an’ they think they did it on their own without any goddamn help. If that bimbo didn’t have a studio behind her, and a good director, and a great lighting cameraman, she’d be checking out dog meat in Safeway. Actresses!’

  He didn’t like actresses. He didn’t like actors. Who did he like?

  ‘I’m out of here,’ he said gruffly.

  She knew better than to ask where he was going.

  Ten minutes after he left, Johnny Romano made an unscheduled entrance, swaggering his way into the office, macho to the core.

  ‘Hello, beautiful,’ he said. ‘Is the big man around?’

  Johnny’s faithful entourage hovered two steps behind him.

  ‘Mr. Stolli had to go out,’ Lucky said.

  ‘Shame,’ exclaimed Johnny. ‘I thought I’d visit him. Celebrate.’

  ‘What are you celebrating, Mr. Romano?’ she asked politely.

  ‘My movie, sweet stuff. It opens this week. Don’t you keep up around here? Motherfaker’s gonna make this studio the biggest bucks it’s ever seen.’ He leaned across her desk, his handsome, arrogant face insolently close to her. ‘You know what a motherfaker is, beautiful?’

  Yeah, you, asshole, she replied silently.

  ‘Well, d
o you?’

  She shook her head.

  Johnny Romano laughed.

  His entourage laughed.

  They waited for her to laugh.

  Lucky stared at him blankly.

  ‘Hey, lady,’ Johnny said, leaning even closer. ‘Lighten up. You’re way too serious. Working for Mickey is a tough business, huh? You want my autograph?’

  On my butt, thought Lucky.

  Without waiting for a reply, Johnny snapped his fingers. One of his entourage stepped forward with a signed photo.

  ‘Hey, I’m gonna make your day an’ personalize it,’ Johnny said magnanimously. ‘Gimme your name, baby.’

  ‘Luce,’ she muttered.

  ‘Lucy. To Lucy. I’m gonna write “To Lucy”,’ Johnny said, scrawling an illegible To Lucy on the picture, Love and heart, Johnny Romano was already stamped on.

  He handed her the signed picture with a flourish. ‘Tell the man I was here,’ he said. ‘An’ enjoy yourself, you hear? Johnny Romano, he say so.’

  Big fucking deal!

  Suddenly Lucky knew what Mickey meant. Actors! You could have ’em!

  When she took over, things were going to be different around here.

  Chapter 37

  The telephone woke Gino at three in the morning.

  ‘We’re having a baby,’ Steven said urgently. ‘Can you get over to the hospital?’

  Gino groped for his clothes. ‘We’re having a baby,’ he repeated delightedly.

  ‘Mary-Lou’s in the delivery room now,’ Steven said, sounding stressed.

  ‘I’m on my way,’ Gino assured him.

  ‘Where’s Lucky?’

  ‘I’ll try and contact her.’

  ‘She should be here with us,’ Steven said. ‘Mary-Lou’s asking for her.’

  Gino was elated. Much to his annoyance Bobby lived in England and he hardly ever saw him. Now Steven and Mary-Lou were presenting him with another grandchild. It was an exciting moment.

  Hurriedly pulling on his clothes, he called down to the doorman and ordered a cab. Then he rushed out of his apartment.

  Steven was pacing the floor of the hospital when he arrived.

  Gino patted him on the shoulder. ‘You gotta calm down. Take a beat. This happens every day, y’know.’

  ‘Not to me,’ Steven said grimly.

  ‘Shouldn’t you be in there with her?’

  ‘She doesn’t want me,’ Steven said with a shrug. ‘Threw me out.’

  ‘How come?’

  ‘Her mother’s with her. You know what mothers are like. She’s an old-fashioned lady, doesn’t want the husband there. Hey – I don’t mind. Who wants to be there? It’s a frightening business.’

  Gino laughed. ‘I went through it twice,’ he said. ‘When Lucky was born. And Dario. I wish I’d been there for you, Steven.’

  It was a moment. Their eyes met and then they moved on.

  ‘Did you get hold of Lucky?’ Steven asked.

  ‘I’m trying,’ Gino replied. ‘Don’t worry. She’s not gonna miss being an aunt.’

  Mary-Lou gave birth to a seven-pound ten-ounce little girl at eight o’clock in the morning. They named her Carioca Jade.

  When Gino got back to his apartment he called Lucky in California and told her.

  ‘Oh, no!’ she exclaimed. ‘The baby was early and I missed it! Are they both all right?’

  ‘They’re fine,’ he assured her. ‘Mary-Lou came through it like a veteran.’

  ‘I’ll send flowers. I’m so sorry I wasn’t there. The good news is I’ll be back next week.’

  ‘What makes you think that?’ he said. ‘You’re takin’ over the studio. That’s when you’re really gonna have to spend time in L.A.’

  ‘I guess you’re right. But at least I’ll be free to do what I want. I can fly into New York every weekend. I’ll get Panther running smoothly and then…’ Realization sunk in. ‘Oh God, it’ll take me a while, won’t it?’

  ‘Yup.’

  ‘Lennie will help me. He’ll be ecstatic when he hears!’

  Gino wasn’t so sure. ‘Where is he?’ he asked.

  ‘I’ll worry about that when I take over.’

  ‘If you’re certain,’ Gino said.

  ‘I’m certain,’ she replied.

  * * *

  Warner was trembling by the time Mickey finished making love to her. It gave him a great sense of power to have a six-foot black Vice cop trembling because he made love to her with such finesse. ‘Mickey, you’re truly the best lover I ever had,’ she told him ecstatically.

  Funny, one of Madame Loretta’s hookers had said the very same thing to him two days earlier. A man couldn’t ask for any further proof than that. First the hooker, now Warner. He really must be something between the sheets. It was a shame Abigaile never told him.

  He tried to remember the last time he and Abigaile had made love. It had something to do with her birthday and a diamond bracelet. And it wasn’t making love, it was a blow-job. But don’t knock a blow-job when you’re married. Actually, in a town where blow-jobs had been elevated to a fine art, Abigaile was way up there.

  He wondered where she’d learned. They’d really never discussed their past lives. To this day, Abigaile had no idea about his illegitimate son who lived with his ex-girlfriend just outside of Chicago.

  Abigaile would not be pleased if she found out.

  Mickey had no intention of ever telling her, although, to his credit, over the years he’d supported his son with a healthy monthly cheque. He’d promised his ex-girlfriend that the money would keep on flowing as long as she kept her mouth shut.

  He’d never seen his son. It was a part of his past he kept locked away. He never wanted it to interfere with his future.

  When he got up to take a shower, Warner remained spread-eagled on the bed like an impressive ebony carving. ‘I can’t move,’ she gasped. ‘You’re too much man for me.’

  If he was smothering her with furs and jewels he would have been suspicious of her words of praise. But Warner wanted nothing from him, so he was inclined to believe her.

  He hurried into her small bathroom to take a shower.

  Unfortunately she didn’t have a shower, just an attachment above the tub, which really pissed him off.

  ‘You know something honey,’ he yelled. ‘I gotta get you a new bathroom, I don’t care what you say.’

  ‘No way, Mickey. You’re not spending that kind of money on me.’

  She walked into the bathroom stark-naked. She had breasts the like of which he’d never seen before. They were jutting and angular, with enormous black nipples. Edible tits.

  The black girl at Madame Loretta’s had small breasts, nothing like this. Warner’s were straight out of a proud African tribe.

  ‘Did your parents come from Africa?’ he asked.

  Warner laughed. ‘No, downtown L.A.! Why?’

  He reached out to touch one more time before struggling with the shower, nearly tripping and breaking his neck. Then he wrapped himself in a too small bathsheet, pummelled himself dry, dressed, and left.

  At home Abigaile was on red alert. She glared at him. ‘Why do I have to do all the dirty work?’

  He sighed. ‘What’s the matter now?’

  ‘I saw my grandfather today. He’s definitely not interested in selling. What made you think he would be? He’s perfectly happy the way he is, and quite frankly, Mickey, we should be happy too. Because when he dies, Panther is ours, and we can do exactly as we please.’

  ‘Says you,’ Mickey said sourly.

  Abigaile was ready for battle. ‘What’s that supposed to mean?’

  ‘Who knows what the old guy’s gonna do?’

  ‘Well, exactly. That’s why I have to talk to you about it. You mentioned the other day you were considering accepting a job elsewhere. If you do, who’s going to run Panther? And more important – who will inherit Panther?’

  ‘You’ll inherit, there’s no question. You and your charming sister.’

  ??
?Yes, I know, Mickey, but if somebody else is running the studio, it could create problems.’ She shook her head, making the decision for both of them. ‘You’re going to have to turn Martin Swanson down.’

  ‘Abigaile, I am not saying no to Martin Swanson if it means more money.’

  ‘Why? You’re making a million dollars a year, plus whatever you can steal. Isn’t that enough?’

  He looked at her in disgust. ‘Thanks a lot. It’s great to have a really supportive wife. I thrive on the support you give me, Abigaile.’

  She took his sarcasm and swallowed it. ‘Thank you, Mickey. I aim to please.’

  Chapter 38

  Effie Webster loved giving parties. They were an important part of her life. She couldn’t imagine not giving them. After all, Effie and Yul Webster were famous for their parties.

  Half the fun was putting together an eclectic mix. Anyone from starving actors and artists to successful Broadway producers. Or maybe not-so-starving artists.

  Effie knew everyone. Planning a party for Martin Swanson’s birthday was not difficult, because Martin and Deena knew everyone, too. The hard part was who not to invite.

  Effie decided a theme party would be fun. She sent out black invitations with gold printing: COME AS YOUR FAVOURITE FANTASY. What a charming way to delve into the psyches of the rich and famous. ‘Come as your favourite fantasy’ was an invitation to reveal your very secret self – an invitation most people couldn’t resist.

  Effie decided she was going to dress up as Queen Nefertiti. ‘Darling,’ she informed Deena on the phone, ‘I’ve always wanted to be a queen, and this is a perfect opportunity. What are you coming as?’

  Deena had given it a lot of consideration. ‘I’ve decided on Marlene Dietrich. The way she looked in The Blue Angel.’

  ‘Wonderful idea!’ Effie exclaimed, wishing she’d thought of it. ‘With your legs you’ll be a sensation! But I suppose that’s the whole point, isn’t it?’

  ‘Yes,’ Deena agreed. ‘I suppose it is.’

  She put down the phone and thought about Martin. He hadn’t said a word about divorce. In fact, since he’d come back from L.A., he’d thrown himself into business, concentrating on his Swanson sports stadium, where he planned to stage the next world heavyweight fight if he could arrange it. And the new luxury automobile soon to be launched. The Swanson.