The train’s metal doors slide closed.

  The windows of the vacant railway cars

  snap darkness with space for all.

  Author Bio: Thomas D. Praino, now retired, is a doctor by vocation and a veterinarian by profession.

  Kennett Square Shitake Mushrooms

  By Susan Anmuth

  Suburban Philadelphia

  not the Main Line

  more like suburbs surrounding Paris.

  How much are they paid?

  What are their conditions?

  Those workers from neighboring Mexican villages

  (is it every spring or every fall)

  converging on Kennett Square?

  I asked my writing workshop leader

  who in her day job writes promotion

  for employers like the mushroom owners in Kennett Square.

  In fact, for a mushroom owner in Kennett Square.

  Marian didn’t know.

  Why would she know – how then could

  she tout the consummate mushrooms of Kennett Square?

  Nor do I think about the Kennett Square women and men

  who water and dig

  fertilize and pick

  package and ship,

  while my shitake sizzle in EVO and ghee.

  I think instead of Julia Child’s ignored advice –

  For God’s sake, don’t crowd the mushrooms.

  Beta Male

  By Carney W. Mimms

  The leader calls out

  He will not let us stray

  As we lope down the path

  On the track of our prey

  He is the alpha

  His are the females

  I’m forbidden to mate

  With all that entails

  They recoil from my scent

  They spurn my advances

  I’m biding my time

  I’ll have other chances

  When we’re back in our den

  I try not to skulk

  I’m the last to bed down

  They all know why I sulk

  It’s hard out in front

  The big one grows weak

  I’ll be ready to strike

  When he’s not at his peak

  He knows that I’m coming

  I sense he’s afraid

  It must come to a fight

  For this pack we have made

  When we meet on that day

  And he drops by the trail

  Twill be better for all

  If he lowers his tail

  If not I’ll show teeth

  I’ll snarl and I’ll bristle

  I’ll tear at his flesh

  Yes, I’m grasping the thistle

  I hope he submits

  So I won’t have to kill

  The pack will grow strong

  From our contest of will

  Every male wolf

  Hears what they say

  It’s lead, follow or get out of the way

  Retrograde

  By Bee Chiles

  Swaddled in your arms,

  my eyes damp,

  cheeks streaked with

  fears finally freed to speech.

  Beautiful baritone

  kisses every hollow of my ear.

  You sing to me.

  You sooth me…

  ‘We’re alone now.’

  Author Bio:

  Bee Chiles recently began unveiling her writing after two decades and countless pages of silent expression. Bee's works reflect her fascination with interpersonal relationships, personal development and growth, and experiences of love. Bee shares her stories through essay, spoken word, and poetry.

  Monologues

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  My Wife Thinks I’m Crazy

  By Ralph Badagliacca

  [Author note: This is a spoken-word monologue, written as read at the Write Group Showcase. The ellipses represent pauses for dramatic effect.]

  My wife thinks I’m crazy. Not the wacky, eccentric kind of crazy… the deeply troubled… really needs help… should probably be institutionalized… type.

  She thinks it runs in my family… Whenever any of our children exhibits even the slightest erratic, unpredictable behavior… anything negative… she attributes it to my genes.

  It’s true my father was depressed a lot of the time. But I explain to her that I’ve dedicated my life to not being him… that I firmly believe in free will, that I’m certain that nurture trumps nature, that I’m confident we can influence our own destinies… the world bends to a determined consciousness…

  Optimistic attitudes like that, she says, are just another sign of your illness.

  You see, my wife has a condition of her own… I had to come up with a name for it… she’s an alter-hypochondriac… she projects hypochondria onto other people… she practices projectile hypochondria… If you tell her you have a headache she convinces you it’s a brain tumor… cough twice and it’s tuberculosis… feel a chill… pneumonia.

  If I misplace my keys, it’s a sign that Alzheimer’s disease is just around the corner and, should I protest any of her diagnoses in colorful language, she nods knowingly and makes a comment about Tourette Syndrome.

  And it’s getting worse, thanks to Google and WebMD and a host of other online services and forums that report symptoms for every disease ever known to man…

  If someone tells you something over and over… to reject it out of hand… you have to give it space in your mind, which gives it a certain reality… like my father’s depression.

  I have this dream that embarrasses me because it’s so unoriginal. I arrive home. I open the door, which has three locks and a bar like the NYC apartment where two of our children were born.

  Inside there are two men wearing white coats—that’s the unoriginal part—one has a scruffy beard; he really needs a shave.

  So where do you go, my wife wants to know? Who are these people you meet? She thinks I’ve made you up. These are imaginary friends, aren’t they, she asks me? You’ve made them up.

  The Write Group! Really? What’s right about it?

  So, here’s my question: Are you real? If you are, I need you to bear witness. If I disappear for a number of months in a row, I need you to look for me in the local hospitals… and if you find me, maybe to visit and please bring your sketches and scenes with you—no more than eight minutes each.

  And if you’re not real… well… I look forward to continuing exactly as we are… The setting hardly matters, does it?

  Author Bio:

  Raphael Badagliacca is the author of two books: Father’s Day: Encounters with Everyday Life (fathersdaybook.com) and The Yogi Poems and Other Celebrations of Local Baseball (yogipoems.com) and seven short plays that have run off-Broadway in NYC. His poetry has appeared in several journals and he has written more than 50 reviews of plays, at least 30 of which can be found at this web address: https://thefrontrowcenter.com/author/raphspacegmail-com/ “My Wife Thinks I’m Crazy” is from an upcoming book of monologues he has performed over the last four years, primarily at Monologues and Madness, in lower Manhattan. One of his recent projects has been the translation of a film about the actor Vincent Schiavelli from Sicilian and Italian into English subtitles.

  Author Listings

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  Here is a list of authors published in the Sampler in the order of appearance.

  Essays

  Helen Lippman

  Rose Blessing

  Ethel Lee-Miller

  Sue Fine

  Brooke Allen

  Hank Quense

  Bing Chang

  Rosanna Cappelluti

  Fiction

  Nancy-Jo Taiani

  Martha Moffet

  Virginia Ashton

  Donna O’Donnell Figurski

  Virginia Cornue

  Renae Madden

  Brian Montalbano

  Keith
Biesiada

  Jeneil Stephen

  Garlanda Washington

  Marcia Mickley

  Memoir

  Cindy Pereira

  Heloise Ruskin

  Nimfa Gehman

  Madelyn Hoffman

  Poetry

  Ronald Douglas Bascombe

  Carole Stone

  Laura Freedgood

  Marco Emiliano Navarro

  Paula R. Zacone

  Mirela Trofin

  Niraj Shah

  Francesca Dharmakan Bremner

  e.b. Littlehill

  Raymond Sathyan Dharmakan Bremner

  Leonie Lewis

  Thomas D. Praino

  Susan Anmuth

  Carney W. Mimms

  Bee Chiles

  Monologues

  Ralph Badagliacca

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