“Now, do we have the Prosecuting and Defense Attorneys present?”
Magician Grey Murphy and Princess Ida stepped forward.
“Yes, Your Honor,” they said almost together.
Grossclout frowned, though this was hardly distinguishable from his normal expression. “You have flies. Princess Ida?”
“No, just a little moon.” She tilted her head so that the moon swung up for a clearer view. Now the others in the courtroom noticed it, and were impressed.
He glowered forbiddingly. “And have you prepared your cases?”
“Yes, Your Honor.”
“Be seated.” He glared around. “And is the Court Bailiff present?”
Magician Trent stepped forward, looking about as young and handsome as he ever could be. “Yes, Your Honor.”
“And the Special Effects person?”
Sorceress Iris stepped up, young and pretty. Her recent rejuvenation became her, though she was probably enhancing her appearance as well. “Yes, Your Honor.”
“And the Court Translator?”
Grundy Golem stepped forth. “Present, Your Honor.”
“Be seated.” Judge Grossclout's terrible gaze forged across the remaining people and creatures. “And the eighteen Prospective Jurors?”
“Here, Your Honor!” they chorused.
The Judge frowned horrendously. “I heard only seventeen responses.”
One was missing? Metria's soul almost sagged out of her body. She had thought she had everyone!
“Identify yourselves,” Magician Trent said. “Grundy, count them off as they do.”
The Prospective Jurors stood in turn, lifting their summons tokens and speaking their names, and the golem counted them off. When they were done the count stood at seventeen.
Meanwhile, Metria made her own count. She had served seven Trial Personnel tokens, seventeen Juror tokens, and five Witness tokens. That was twenty-nine of the thirty tokens she had been given.
And there was the key. “Say, I know what—” she started, but was almost immediately stifled by the collision of Judge Grossclout's glare. “I mean, if it please the court—”
The glare became insignificantly less forbidding. “Speak, Demoness.”
“Seventeen Juror summonses was all I served. All I had. I have one token left—but it's blank. That must be for the eighteenth Juror.”
“Approach the bench.”
She approached, holding up. the blank disk. Grossclout took it and frowned on it for a generous moment. Then he looked up. “Is the Simurgh present?”
PRESENT, YOUR HONOR, the Simurgh's powerful thought came. OCCUPYING ANOTHER CHAMBER OF THE CASTLE.
Even the Judge's forbidding mien seemed just a trifle daunted by that puissant presence. “Why is this summons disk blank?”
IT IS A SPARE, TO BE INVOKED AT A LATER TIME.
Grossclout's eyes looked as if they would have rolled somewhat in their brooding sockets, had the response been from any lesser creature. But he put a lid on it as he returned the token to Metria. “The Prospective Juror roster is complete at seventeen. Are the five Witnesses present?”
“Here, Your Honor.”
The Judge nodded. “This is to be the trial of Roxanne Roc for Violation of the Adult Conspiracy.”
There was a mixed gasp. Some were amazed by the seriousness of the charge; others that such a creature could have done it. Roxanne had not even been near a child in centuries.
The awful brows lowered. “We shall now impanel the Jury.” The grim gaze focused. “Bailiff, Prosecution, Defense, perform your roles.” The Judge closed his eyes, seemingly going to sleep.
Magician Trent called the first name. “Threnody Barbarian.”
Metria's beautiful daughter, the half demoness, stepped up and took the interrogation chair. She had done her hair for this occasion, and looked stunning in her short skirt, especially when she crossed her legs.
“Do you understand that you are under oath?” Grossclout asked her.
“Sure. You want me to tell the truth.”
Prosecutor Grey Murphy approached her. “You are a barbarian,” he said.
“By marriage,” she replied. “I'm an asocial half demoness in my maiden state.”
“Do you care about enforcing the Adult Conspiracy?”
“I think it's hilarious!”
“Is that a yes or a no?”
“That's a laugh.”
The Judge's left eye cranked open. “The Prospective Juror will answer the question with an affirmation or a negation.”
“What?”
“That means yes or no,” Grey said.
“Oh.” She considered. “No.”
“You don't care about enforcing the Adult Conspiracy?”
“Right. I think it's crazy. I mean, what's so bad about using hot words or showing your panties to a child? The kids all know about them anyway.”
Grey frowned. “I challenge this Juror, on the ground that—”
“The Juror is excused,” the Judge said.
“What, just because I told the truth? I thought you wanted the truth.”
“We appreciate the truth,” Grey said carefully. “We just don't feel that you are suitable for this Jury.”
“Well, if you feel that way, I don't want to be on it!”
Threnody got up, almost showing her panties in the process, and went to join the audience.
Suppose those panties had shown? Metria wondered.
There were some children in the audience. Would the Judge have called a mistrial? Or merely tossed Threnody off the cloud for contempt of court?
The Bailiff called out the second name: “Rapunzel Golem.”
Rapunzel took the chair. She was as lovely as Threnody, but in a much safer, more demure way. She agreed that the Adult Conspiracy should be enforced, lest childish minds be corrupted. The Prosecution accepted her.
But the Defense did not. “Do you have any affinity with the Defendant, Roxanne Roc?” Princess Ida asked.
Rapunzel frowned. “I don't know what you mean. I don't even know her, except by reputation.”
“Have you formed an opinion about her guilt in this matter?”
“Well, there must be some reason for her to have been charged. I'm ready to listen to the evidence and decide.”
Ida's moon swung meaningfully around. “Suppose you were charged with such a violation?”
“Objection!” Grey called. “The Juror is not being charged.”
“This relates to her attitude and belief,” Ida responded.
The Judge shrugged. “Overruled. The Juror will answer.”
Rapunzel was shocked. “Why, I would never, ever—!”
“But you are prepared to believe that a bird you don't know would?” Ida demanded, and her moon looked bleak.
“I didn't say that! But if the evidence—”
“Objection,” Grey said. “Counsel for Defense is badgering the Juror.”
The Judge rapped the counter with his gavel. The sound was explosive. “Approach the Bench.”
Grey and Ida went to the Bench. “What is your point, Defense?” Grossclout asked.
“My client has the right to be tried by a Jury of her Peers,” Ida said. “Rapunzel is certainly a nice person, but her perspective is that of an ordinary Xanth citizen, not that of an isolated roc. So she is not a Peer.”
The Judge actually looked faintly impressed. “What do you consider to be qualification for a Peer?”
“To be a winged monster, or isolated from mainstream Xanth.”
“But that would exclude almost everyone!” Grey protested.
“No, I could find twelve or more qualified Jurors in this group.”
Grossclout nodded. “Point taken.” He glanced at Grey.
“Do you have any objection to a Jury consisting of winged monsters and isolated others, provided there are a sufficient number?” Grey shrugged. “No objection. Your Honor. Provided they accept the Adult Conspiracy as valid.”
“
Very well. This should facilitate the selection process. Proceed.”
But at that point the castle shook. There was a faint howling sound, and the floor slowly tilted.
“What is going on?” Grossclout demanded irritably.
“I'll check!” Metria said, and popped outside.
It was an ugly storm brewing. Dark clouds were scudding around the castle in a malignant pattern, and the winds were rising. Because the Nameless Castle stood on a floating cloud, it was subject to destabilization by high winds.
“Fracto!” Metria exclaimed.
She was answered by a menacing roll of thunder. It was the evil cloud, for sure. Fracto had probably been sent to do this mischief by the Demoness V(EN)us her second effort to disrupt the trial. That meant that the storm could not readily be stopped.
She popped back inside. “Cumulo Fracto Nimbus is attacking,” she said.
“Why, that impertinent pip-squeak!” Grossclout snapped. “I remember when he flunked out of my Ethics of Magic class a mere century ago.”
“Well, we'll have to find a way to stop him, and soon,” Metria said. “Before he huffs and he puffs and he blows our castle down.”
“I could transform a number of folk into roc form,” Magician Trent suggested. “So they could flap their wings and blow him away.”
“Objection!” Ida said. “Anchored to the castle, their backdraft might turn it right over.”
And if she believed it was so, it well might be so.
“We need something fast and gentle,” Metria said. She felt responsible, perhaps because she had been forewarned by the Simurgh.
“A person in the audience has the talent of making a force field,” Magician Trent said. “Perhaps that could stabilize the castle.”
“No,” Sorceress Iris said. “It merely keeps anything in or out. It wouldn't stop the castle from being turned over entire.”
Meanwhile the storm intensified, shaking and tilting the castle worse. People were holding on to their chairs, but the chairs were starting to slide.
There was a squawk of alarm from Roxanne's chamber, she was trying to protect the egg in this increasingly treacherous situation. Normally, being between a roc and a hard place was quite safe, but the egg could crack against the stone nest if jogged or rolled too violently. HOLD ON! the Simurgh's thought came. Then, to Metria: DO SOMETHING.
But what could she do? She was an insignificant demoness. It would do no good for her to go out and insult Fracto, who would just get worse.
Her despairing gaze saw the winged monsters flying above the others, achieving stability by having no direct contact with the heaving castle. Among them was Chena Centaur, the most recently converted one.
Chena! Metria popped across to her. “Chena—I need your wishstone. Will it work for me?”
“I'm not sure. No one else has tried it.”
“It has to. Give it to me.”
Distracted, the centaur reached in her pack and brought out the little stone. Metria took it and popped outside the castle. The clouds were roiling closer, and worse, forming obscene blisters about to burst and spatter the castle with their juice. The castle was in the center of a turbulent wall of gray-black cloud that formed a complete circle and extended up and down, making an awful tube. That tube was contracting, and the clouds were moving faster as it did, like a stone winding up on a whirling string. When that tube got small enough, the castle itself would be whirled around and probably hurled right out of Xanth. Fracto was doing his very worst ever this time. And the Simurgh couldn't stop it, because she couldn't directly oppose the Demoness V(E/N)us. That was why Metria had to find another way.
She lifted the stone. “I wish Fracto would go away,” she said.
The storm hesitated. The wish was taking effect!
But then the motion resumed. Metria's wish wasn't enough to stop the effort of two demons: Fracto and Venus.
Now what could she do?
A light bulb flashed just over her head. 'Mentia, make your wish!’ Mentia took over the body. She was a little crazy, but not crazy enough to support the possible destruction of all Xanth.
She held up the wishstone. “Fracto, go away!” she wished.
Again the evil storm hesitated. Two wishes were stronger than one. The funnel of dark clouds lost cohesion and began to expand.
But then it pulled itself together again. Fracto was so ornery that even two wishes were not enough to turn him aside.
'Woe Betide!' Mentia said.
The innocent tyke took over the body. Woe Betide's big soulful eyes brimmed with fetching tears. She held up the wishstone. “Please, Fracto, go away!” she wished.
This time it was too much. The wish of an innocent child was the strongest of all. Curses! Foiled again! The wall of cloud fragmented, and the fierce winds died. The storm fell apart into a great mess of brownish blobs, like diarrhea fouling the sky, and faded into impotent drools of mist. Fracto was gone.
GOOD WORK, GOOD DEMONESS
Metria resumed control. She was, if not overwhelmed by the compliment, at least generously whelmed. But she knew her job was not done. There could still be one more effort to disrupt the trial, and she had to guard against it.
She popped inside. The castle had stopped rocking, and the creatures were settling down. Judge Grossclout spied her.
“You had something to do with this?” he asked around a glower in her direction.
“Yes, Your Honor,” she confessed, abashed as always by his direct attention.
“You may yet lose a bit of mush from that idiot skull,” he said, turning away. And she felt deeply nattered again, because the Demon Professor's faintest favor was a thing rarely granted to any creature.
The impaneling of the Jury continued. In deference to the nature of the Defendant, who was a winged monster, half the selected Jurors were winged monsters: Gloha and Graeboe Giant-Harpy, Gary Gar and Gayle Goyle, Stanley Steamer, and Che Centaur. The others were objective aliens, on the assumption that this would enable them to understand the viewpoint of a bird who had been mostly isolated from Xanth for several centuries: Dug and Kim Mundane, whose contact with Xanth had been limited; Sherlock Black and Jenny Elf, who had come from far lands not all that long ago; Marrow Bones from the gourd realm; and Com-Pewter, who never did relate well to ordinary Xanth reality. Cynthia and Chena Centaur were seated Alternates, in case something should happen to any of the impaneled Jurors; each of them had become winged monsters after being something else, so they should understand both perspectives. Overall it was an unusual but well qualified Jury.
The Judge wasted no time. “Is the Prosecution ready?”
“Yes, Your Honor,” Grey Murphy said.
“Proceed.”
Now the wall separating the trial chamber from Roxanne Roc's nesting chamber slid back, making one huge central chamber. Metria was surprised; she hadn't realized that this was a feature of the nameless Castle. The big bird was now in the full view of all the assembled trial personnel. She seemed oblivious, neither twitching any feather nor making any sound. She merely sat, as she had for centuries.
Grey took the center stage. “The Prosecution will demonstrate that the Defendant, Roxanne Roc, egregiously violated the Adult Conspiracy by uttering an Adult Word in the presence of a minor, and thereby may have prejudiced the future of Xanth.”
A murmur passed across the group. Roxanne's near eye opened. “Squawk!” she protested.
The Judge's loud gavel banged. “There will be order in this court. Defense will have its hour in due course.”
But this was the nub of it, Metria realized: How could Roxanne have done any such thing, when there had not been any minors in this castle in all the centuries of her confinement here? This was one of the most protected places in all Xanth; before the trial, few creatures had even known of the Nameless Castle's existence, fewer had visited it, and the roc had not spoken any bad words to them. So the charge seemed baseless. Yet Grey Murphy evidently took it seriously, and he was nobody'
s fool. His talent was to nullify magic, and he seemed to be able to nullify foolish notions too. If he thought the big bird was guilty, it seemed likely that she was.
Grossclout oriented on Grey Murphy. “Resume.”
“First the matter of the Adult Word. The Prosecution calls Pheira Human to the Witness Seat.”
Pheira stood and came to the Witness Box. Grundy Golem approached her. “Do you swear to tell the truth, no matter what?”
“Sure.”
“The Witness is duly sworn,” the Judge said, with more than a hint of annoyance at the informality.
Grey approached the Witness. “Where do you live?”
“I live in a mushroom in the deepest jungle north of Lake Ogre-Chobee.”
“What is your talent?”
“I summon animals to help me, or those I want to help.”
“Have you ever interacted with the Defendant, Roxanne Roc?”
“Yes, once, about two years ago.”
“State the full nature of that interaction.” “
“Well, it was an accident, really, and nothing much happened, just—”
“Objection!” Ida said, and her moon bobbed. “The Witness is offering a conclusion.”
“Sustained,” the Judge said.
Grey grimaced, then came at it another way. “Did you have a dialogue with Roxanne Roc?”
“Yes. But it really wasn't—”
“Objection!”
“Sustained.”
“But I need to establish the context of this encounter,” Grey protested.
The Judge was unsympathetic. “Find a way that doesn't cause the Witness to offer a conclusion about the Defendant.”
Grey considered. Then he faced the Judge. “Prosecution requests the assistance of the Court Special Effects Officer to animate this testimony, and the Court Translator to represent speech, without invoking any conclusions of the Witness.”
“Granted.”
The Sorceress Iris came to the stage, followed by little Grundy Golem. “What scene do you want?” Iris asked.
“Start with her home, and animate her description for the Jury and audience.”
Iris stood beside the Witness, and listened to her words, which were now spoken faintly, so that the Jury did not hear.
After two and a half moments, the illusion picture formed.