Escape From Hell
   by
   Larry Niven
   THROUGH ME THE ROAD TO THE CITY OF DESOLATION
   THROUGH ME THE ROAD TO THE CITY OF SORROWS DIUTERNAL
   THROUGH ME THE ROAD AMONG THE LOST CREATION
   JUSTICE MOVED MY GREAT MAKER; GOD ETERNAL
   WROUGHT ME: THE POWER, AND THE UNSEARCHABLY
   HIGH WISDOM, AND THE PRIMAL LOVE SUPERNAL
   NOTHING ERE I WAS MADE WAS MADE TO BE
   SAVE THINGS ETERNE, AND I ETERNE ABIDE;
   ALL HOPE ABANDON, YOU THAT GO IN BY ME.
   Table Of Contents
   * * *
   Dramatis Personae
   Preface
   Chapter 1
   Seventh Circle, Second Round
   The Wood Of The Suicides
   Chapter 2
   The Tenth Circle
   Ice
   Chapter 3
   The Vestibule
   Opportunists
   Chapter 4
   Charon And The Acheron
   Chapter 5
   First Circle
   Virtuous Pagans
   Chapter 6
   First Circle
   The Palace Of Minos
   Chapter 7
   Second Circle
   The Winds
   Chapter 8
   Third Circle
   The Gluttonous
   Chapter 9
   Fourth Circle
   The Hoarders And The Wasters
   Chapter 10
   Fifth Circle
   The Wrathful And The Sullen
   Chapter 11
   Fifth Circle
   The City Of Dis
   Chapter 12
   Sixth Circle
   The Heretics
   Chapter 13
   Sixth Circle
   More Heretics
   Chapter 14
   Seventh Circle, First Round
   The Violent
   Chapter 15
   Seventh Circle, Third Round
   The Violent Against God, Nature, And Art
   Chapter 16
   Seventh Circle, Second Round
   The Violent Wasters
   Chapter 17
   Seventh Circle, Third Round
   The Violent Against God, Nature, And Art
   Chapter 18
   Seventh Circle, Third Round
   The Violent Against God, Nature, And Art
   Part Two
   The Valley Of Desolation
   Chapter 19
   Seventh Circle, Third Round
   The Violent Against God, Nature, And Art
   Part Three
   The River
   Chapter 20
   Seventh Circle, Third Round
   The Violent Against God, Nature, And Art
   Part Four
   Geryon And The Cliff
   Chapter 21
   Eighth Circle, First Bolgia
   Panderers And Seducers
   Chapter 22
   Eighth Circle, Second Bolgia
   Flatterers
   Chapter 23
   Eighth Circle, Third Bolgia
   Simoniacs
   Chapter 24
   Eighth Circle, Fourth Bolgia
   Fortune–Tellers And Diviners
   Chapter 25
   Eighth Circle, Fifth Bolgia
   Barrators And Grafters
   Chapter 26
   Eighth Circle, Sixth Bolgia
   Hypocrites
   Chapter 27
   Eighth Circle, Seventh Bolgia
   Thieves
   Chapter 28
   Eighth Circle, Seventh Bolgia
   Part Two
   Deputy Prosecutor
   Chapter 29
   Eighth Circle, Eighth Bolgia
   Evil Counselors
   Part One
   Escape
   Chapter 30
   Eighth Circle, Ninth Bolgia
   Sowers Of Discord
   Chapter 31
   Eighth Circle, Tenth Bolgia
   Falsifiers And Counterfeiters
   Chapter 32
   Eighth Circle
   Beyond The Tenth Bolgia
   Chapter 33
   Seventh Circle
   The Cliff Edge
   Notes
   Acknowledgments
   Dramatis Personae
   * * *
   In Order Of Appearance
   ALLEN CARPENTER
   Successful science fiction writer who generally used the pen name Allen Carpentier. Died in 1975.
   SYLVIA PLATH
   Poet, novelist, and educator. Married British poet Ted Hughes (who later became poet laureate of England). Committed suicide in 1963.
   BENITO MUSSOLINI (alluded)
   Former Duce of Italy. Executed by partisans, 1945.
   CLIVE STAPLES (JACK) LEWIS (alluded)
   Professor of linguistics, literary critic, and Christian apologist. Often called “The Apostle to the Skeptics.”
   The Vestibule
   Lawyers And Legalists
   AUGUSTO CRINATELLI
   Member of the Grand Council of Fasces, Kingdom of Italy. Executed by German occupation forces, 1944.
   ROSEMARY BENNETT
   Assistant deputy prosecutor, New Orleans. Died early twenty–first century.
   GANTEIL
   An angel who refused to take sides during the War in Heaven.
   THOMAS STEARNS ELIOT (alluded)
   American poet and literary critic who emigrated to England. Nobel Prize in literature, 1948. Died 1965.
   First Circle
   BERTRAND RUSSELL (alluded)
   English philosopher, mathematician, essayist, and gadfly. Died 1970.
   LESTER DEL REY
   American science fiction author and raconteur. Senior editor of Del Rey Books, imprint of Ballantine Books. Died 1993.
   ASPASIA
   Life companion and mistress of Pericles of Athens.
   MINOS
   Legendary king of Crete. Despite conflicting stories, Minos was considered a fountain of justice and became one of the judges of the dead. Died second millennium B.C.
   ARMAND LETROIS
   LEROY THOMPKINS
   BEN REYNOLDS
   HARRY PASSIONS
   New Orleans politicians. Died early twenty–first century.
   ELOISE WATSON
   Washington, D.C., medium and fortune–teller. Died early twenty–first century.
   ROGER HASTINGS, supervisory deputy prosecutor, New Orleans. Died early twenty–first century.
   Second Circle
   CLEOPATRA (alluded)
   Historical queen of Egypt, mother of Caesarion, who was son of Julius Caesar; consort of Marcus Antonius, Triumvar of Rome. Died 30 B.C.
   DIDO (alluded)
   Founding queen of Carthage, also called Elissa. Lover of Aeneas of Troy. Died second millennium B.C.
   JEROME LEIGH CORBETT (alluded)
   U.S. astronaut. Died late twentieth century.
   ELENA ROBINSON
   One–time friend and lover of Allen Carpenter. Died early twenty–first century.
   FRANK HARRIS
   Rogue, raconteur, cad, lover, and bon vivant. Died 1931.
   OSCAR WILDE
   Irish playwright and poet, rake and raconteur. Died 1900.
   SIMON RAVEN
   English playwright, novelist, and rogue. Died early twenty–first century.
   HUGH HEFNER (alluded)
   Founder and publisher of Playboy magazine. Still living at the time of the story.
   Third Circle
   CATHERINE WOZNAK, Ph.D.
   Former assistant secretary of Agriculture. Died late twentieth century.
   JAN PETRI
   American health enthusiast and personal trainer. Died prior to Carpenter.
   Fourth Circle
   PLUTUS
   Legenda 
					     					 			ry god of wealth.
   VICKIE LYNN MARSHALL AKA ANNA NICOLE SMITH
   American Texan model, Playmate of the Year 1993. Died 2007.
   AUGUSTUS BATEMAN
   New York City construction supervisor. Died twenty–first century.
   Fifth Circle
   ELSE FRENKEL–BRUNSWICK
   Austrian–born American psychoanalyst and author. Died twentieth century.
   GEORGE LINCOLN ROCKWELL
   Commander, USNR. Leader of the American Nazi Party. Died 1967.
   PHLEGYAS
   Legendary king of the Lapiths, grandfather of Asclepius. Died second millennium B.C.
   KAREN BLIXEN AKA ISAK DINESEN (alluded)
   Danish author who wrote primarily in English. Her works include Out of Africa and “Babette’s Feast.” Died 1962.
   The City of Dis
   JAMES GIRARD
   One–time deputy district attorney of New Orleans, now an official in the Prosecutor’s Office in Hell. Died twenty–first century.
   HENRI LEBEAU
   Professor of civil and canon law, Tulane University, assigned to the Prosecutor’s Office in Hell. Died twenty–first century.
   ANTHONY GLICKA
   Experimental medicine coordinator, UCLA. Died twenty–first century.
   LEONARD DOWL
   Associate chair of the Department of English, University High School, Los Angeles. Died twenty–first century.
   Sixth Circle
   MONSIGNOR ANTONIO BRUNO
   Dominican, Catholic priest and intellectual. Died twentieth century.
   CHARLES FRANCIS ADAMS
   American statesman and diplomat. Died 1886.
   ALBERT CAMUS
   Algerian–born French author, Nobel Prize winner. Died 1960.
   FRANCIS THOMPSON (alluded)
   English poet and opium addict. Died 1907.
   Seventh Circle
   WILLIAM BONNEY
   American cowboy and outlaw. Died 1881.
   CARLOS MONTARA
   Sexual predator and serial killer. Died late twentieth century.
   CHO SEUNG–HUI
   Serial killer. Died 2007.
   TED HUGHES
   Poet laureate of England. Husband of Sylvia Plath. Died 1998.
   ASSIA GUTMAN WEVILL (alluded)
   Mistress of Ted Hughes. Suicide, 1969.
   SHURA WEVILL (alluded)
   Daughter of Assia Wevill and Ted Hughes. Victim of murder/suicide, 1969.
   CARLOTTA BENTON BATEMAN
   Literary critic and English teacher. Died early twenty–first century.
   THE REVEREND CANON DON CAMILLUS
   Vicar general of the archdiocese of Rome. Died A.D. 1013.
   CHARLES MACGRUDER
   Hydraulic miner. Died 1891.
   ANGELO CORVANTIS
   Of John Marshal Middle School, Los Angeles. Died 2002.
   FATHER STEVE
   FATHER DANNY
   Child abusers. Died late twentieth century.
   FRANK CAPUTO
   Outlaw Motorcycle Club leader.
   TED BRADLEY
   Head of Friends of Man and the Earth, an environmental movement that pressured the EPA to ban DDT.
   RACHEL CARSON
   Marine biologist and author. Died 1964 of breast cancer.
   GERYON
   Mythical Titan warrior king of the tenth labor of Heracles.
   The Eighth Circle
   First Through Fourth Bolgias
   FR. ERNESTO FIANCIANO
   Of Florence, godson of Dante Alighieri. Died fourteenth century.
   OSCAR T.J. WHITE
   NASCAR champion. Died 1970.
   PETER LAWFORD
   British–born American actor, member of the Rat Pack. Died 1984.
   PHYLLIS WELSH AKA DOREEN LANCER
   Go–go dancer, Outlaw Motorcycle Club consort. Died 1972.
   SAMMY MENDOZA
   Assistant producer, MGM Studios. Died at the Kasserine Pass, 1943.
   HAL BERTHAM
   PROPHET HERBERT JACKSON
   HENDRIX
   Radio personalities. Died twenty–first century.
   SISTER AIMEE SEMPLE MCPHERSON
   Lighthouse Mission, Salvation Navy; evangelist. Died 1944.
   CARL SAGAN, Ph.D.
   Planetary scientist and philosopher of science. Died 1996.
   GIACOMO CASANOVA
   Venetian diplomat and rake. Died 1798.
   The Eighth Circle
   Fifth Bolgia
   BLACK TALON
   Demon. Senior captain in the Fifth Bolgia.
   J. EDGAR HOOVER
   Director, FBI. Died 1972.
   MELVIN BELLI
   Trial lawyer known as King of Torts. Died twentieth century.
   ASA KEYES
   District attorney of Los Angeles. Died twentieth century.
   DAVID TALBOT RUNMERE
   City attorney of Philadelphia. Died twentieth century.
   LYNDON BAINES JOHNSON
   President of the United States. Died 1973.
   The Eighth Circle
   Sixth Through Tenth Bolgias
   JEZEBETH
   SYBACCA
   Demons assigned to guard Rosemary.
   KENNETH LAY
   CEO of Enron. Died 2007.
   JOACHIM MÜLLER
   Gestapo official. Hanged, Nuremberg, 1946.
   REINHARD HEYDRICH
   Protector of Bohemia. Killed by Czech partisans, 1942.
   FREDERICK LINDEMANN
   First Viscount Cherwell, physicist. Scientific advisor to Winston Churchill. Died 1957.
   AIR CHIEF MARSHAL SIR ARTHUR HARRIS
   AKA Bomber Harris. Died 1984.
   JESSE UNRUH
   Speaker of the California Assembly. Died twentieth century.
   LEV DAVIDOVICH BRONSTEIN AKA LEON TROTSKY
   Commander of the Red Army under Lenin. Opponent of Stalin. Assassinated 1940.
   SWORD
   Demon captain in the Ninth Bolgia.
   HENRY VIII
   King of England. Died 1547.
   MADELYN MURRAY O’HAIR
   Public atheist. Died 1995.
   KENNETH OMISTON (alluded)
   Radio broadcast engineer for Aimee Semple McPherson. Died twentieth century.
   GIANNI SCHICCHI
   Florentine forger. Died thirteenth century.
   PONTIUS PILATUS
   Governor of Judea. Died first century A.D.
   TROFIM LYSENKO
   Soviet agricultural science official. Director of biology studies under Stalin. Died 1976.
   The Ninth Circle And Beyond
   NIMROD
   ANTAEUS
   Legendary Titans.
   J. ROBERT OPPENHEIMER
   Father of the atomic bomb. Director of Manhattan Project, Los Alamos. Died 1967.
   REGINA GOLBINDER (alluded)
   Later Mrs. Stefan T. Possony. Daughter of Berlin Communist Party leader.
   ADOLF HITLER
   Führer of the Third Reich. Died 1945.
   IOSIF VISSARIONOVICH DZHUGASHVILI AKA JOSEF STALIN
   General Secretary of the Communist Party of the USSR. Died 1953.
   LUCIFER
   His Satanic Majesty, ruler of Hell, Prince of Darkness, etc.
   Preface
   * * *
   This is a sequel to our first Inferno published in 1976. That book went through ten editions and was published in seven languages, including Italian. Friends who read Italian tell us the translators did a creditable job with the work. Inferno won us considerable academic acclaim and is said to have sparked a revival of interest in Dante among undergraduates in America.
   We wrote Inferno as an adventure novel, with the main character being a reasonably well–known American science fiction writer named Allen Carpenter who wrote under the name Allen Carpentier. A number of friends believe they recognized themselves in parts of that novel. We don’t have to say.
   Any rational and inquisitive person finding himself in Hell will want to know why he is there. In the Age of Fait 
					     					 			h that might not have been so, but a modern science fiction writer from the rationalist tradition would certainly remain skeptical about anything supernatural. He would also have imbibed enough of the humanistic tradition to demand that God’s Rules and Laws be reasonable; that even if this is the biblical Hell, there be some purpose to Hell beyond mere cruelty.
   Allen Carpenter is no exception, and since on first look he found nothing he believed to be just, he framed a number of rationalist hypotheses built on the assumption that he was in a physical place with physical laws built by physical beings. They had high technology beyond his imagining, but there was nothing of the supernatural about this place. His odyssey through what he thought was Infernoland and the process by which he changed his mind are documented in the first book, Inferno, by Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. By its end, Carpenter is convinced that he is in the literal Hell taught by Christian churches and especially the Roman Catholic Church. He has not yet determined why he is there or why Hell would exist.
   This book chronicles his continued adventures, including his efforts to discover the purpose of Hell.
   Chapter 1
   Seventh Circle, Second Round
   The Wood Of The Suicides
   * * *
   When we had put ourselves within a wood,
   That was not marked by any path whatever.
   Not foliage green, but of a dusky color,
   Not branches smooth but gnarly and intertangled.
   I sprawled with my back against a thick–boled tree, my ass settled comfortably between two thick roots, my legs and arms splayed out at random, palms to the sky. Hell’s hideous charcoal sky showed in tiny chinks through a dense maze of branches and dry twigs. The leaves were black on all the trees. They looked alien, or dead. The dark forest stretched in all directions, as far as I could see.