sniffing.
   "'Ave you got a cold?"  I ses, at last.
   "Wot's that got to do with you?" he ses.  "Wot do you mean by walking outwith my wife?  That's what I've come to talk about."
   For a moment I thought that his bad luck 'ad turned 'is brain.  "You'vegot it wrong," I ses, as soon as I could speak.  "She walked out withme."
   "Cos she thought you was her 'usband," he ses, "but you didn't think youwas me, did you?"
   "'Course I didn't," I ses.
   "Then 'ow dare you walk out with 'er?"  he ses.
   "Look 'ere!" I ses.  "You get off 'ome as quick as you like.  I've 'adabout enough of your family.  Go on, hook it."
   Afore I could put my 'ands up he 'it me hard in the mouth, and the nextmoment we was at it as 'ard as we could go.  Nearly every time I hit 'imhe wasn't there, and every time 'e hit me I wished I hadn't ha' been.When I said I had 'ad enough, 'e contradicted me and kept on, but he gottired of it at last, and, arter telling me wot he would do if I everwalked 'is wife out agin, they went off like a couple o' love-birds.
   By the time I got 'ome next morning my eyes was so swelled up I could'ardly see, and my nose wouldn't let me touch it.  I was so done up Icould 'ardly speak, but I managed to tell my missus about it arter I had'ad a cup o' tea.  Judging by her face anybody might ha' thought I wastelling 'er something funny, and, when I 'ad finished, she looks up atthe ceiling and ses:
   "I 'ope it'll be a lesson to you," she ses.     
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