The galoot that wuz punchin' the broncos fer me Wuz a greaser from down Monterey; And Jim used to say, "Keep your eye on him, pard, I don't think he's cum fer to stay; His eyes are too shifty and yeller, And his face is sullen and hard; And 'taint that so much as a feelin' I have; Anyhow, keep your eye on him, pard."
One day when the mercury wuz way out of sight, And the frost it wuz on every nail, With jist the mail sack and specie box, The greaser and I hit the trail. We picked two passengers up at Big Pine, And while the broncos were changed that day I noticed them havin' a sneakin' chat With the greaser from down Monterey.
Did you ever hear tell of the Great White Death, That creeps down the mountain side, Leavin' behind it a ghastly track Whar those who have met it died? Wall, pard, as true as I'm a-livin', No man wants to see it twice; White and grim as a funeral shroud, A mass of mist and ice.
Wall, we hadn't got far from the Big Pine relay When my hair it commenced to rise, For I saw across by the Lone Bear spur A cloud of most monstrous size. And the greaser acted sort of peculiar, And the broncos commenced to neigh; Wall, some thoughts went through my mind jist then I won't forgit till my dyin' day.
In less time than it takes to tell it, We were into the Great White Death, With its millions of frozen snowflakes A-takin' away our breath. And jist then somethin' happened, pard, The greaser from down Monterey Tried to sneak off with the specie box, Along with the passengers from Big Pine relay.
All at once a figure on hossback Cum a-whoopin' it down the trail, And bullets from out of a Winchester Commenced to fly like hail. The greaser and them two passengers Cashed in their chips to him, Fer the feller what wuz doin' the shootin' Wuz my friend, Yosemite Jim.
Wall, we planted them thar together, When the cloud had passed away; And all they've got fer a tombstone Is the mountains, dull and gray. So, pard, let's take one together, And I'll drink a toast to him, Fer though he wuz rough and ready, He'd a heart, YOSEMITE JIM.
The Great White Death, so named by the Indians, occurs in the higheraltitudes of the Rocky and Sierra Nevada Mountains. It is almostindescribable. It might properly be termed a frozen fog. It has theeffect of bringing on acute congestion of the lungs, from which fewrarely recover. Viewed at a distance it is a magnificent sight, eachand every particle of the frozen moisture being a miniature prism, whichreflects the sun's rays in a manner once seen never to be forgotten.--ByCAL. STEWART, formerly Overland Messenger for the Wells-Fargo ExpressCompany.
Uncle Josh Weathersby's Trip to Boston
FER a long time I had my mind made up to go down to Boston, so a shorttime ago, as I had all my crops and produce mostly sold, I alowed itwould be a good time to go down thar, and I sed to mother, "I'll startearly in the mornin' and take a load of produce with me, and that willsort of pay expenses of the trip."
Wall, I got into Boston next mornin' bright and early, 'bout time theyhad their breakfast, and I looked 'round fer a spell; then finally Ipicked out a right likely lookin' store, and jist conclooded I'd sellmy load of produce thar. Wall, I went in and I met a feller 'nd I sed,"Good mornin', be you the storekeeper?" And he sed, "No, sir, I'm onlyone of the clerks." So I sed, "Wall, be the storekeeper to hum?" Andhe sed, "Yes, sir, would you like to see him?" And I told him as how Iwould, and he turned 'round and commenced to hollerin' "FRONT," and aboy cum up what had more brass buttins on him than a whole regiment ofsoljers. I thought that wuz a durned funny name fer a boy--front--andthat clerk feller he wuz about the most importent thing I'd seen inBoston so far, less maybe it wuz the Bunker Hill monument that I druvpast cummin' to town. He had on a biled collar that sort of put me inmind of the whitewashed fence 'round the fair grounds down hum. I'll betif he'd ever sneeze it would cut his ears off.
Wall, anyhow, he sed to that front boy, "Show the gentleman to theproprietor's offis." Wall, I went along with that boy, and presently wecum to a place in one corner of that store; it wuz made out of iron andhad bars in front of the winders, and looked like the county jale. Thefront boy p'inted to a man and sed, "Go in," and I sed, "I gessed Iwouldn't go in thar, cos I hadn't done anything to be locked up fer."And that front boy commenced to laffin' tho' durned if I could see whathe wuz a-laffin' about, and the storekeeper he opened the door and cumout, and he sed, "Good mornin', what can I do fer you?" I sed, "Be youthe storekeeper?" and he sed he wuz. So I sed, "Do you want to buy anypertaters?" And he sed, "No, sir, we don't buy pertaters here; this adry goods store." So I sed, "Wall, don't want any cabbage, do ye?" Andhe sed, "No, sir, this is a dry goods store." So I sed, "Wall, now, Iwant to know; do you need any onions?" And by chowder, he got madder 'na wet hen. He sed, "Now look a-heer, I want you to understand onct ferall, this is a dry goods store, and we don't buy anything but dry goodsand don't sell anything but dry goods; do you understand me now? DRYGOODS." And I sed, "Yes, gess I understand you; you don't need to git sotarnaly riled about the matter; neer as I can figure it out you jist buydry goods and sell 'em." And he sed, "Yes, sir, only dry goods." So Ised, "Do you want to buy some mighty good dried apples?"
Wall, that front boy got to laffin, and a lot of wimmin clerks giggledright out, and the storekeeper he commenced a-laffin', too, and ferabout a minnit I thought they'd all went crazy to onct. Wall, he told afeller to show me whar I could sell my produce, and I disposed of it ata good bargain.
I like them Boston folks, they try to make you feel to hum, and enjoyyourself and be soshable, and I wuz chuck full of soshability, too; Iwuz goin' up one street and down t'other, jist a-gettin' soshability atten cents a soshable.
Wall, I gess I seen about everything wuth seein' in Boston, and I wuza-standin' along-side of one of their old churches, a-lookin' at thesemetry, and I gess thar wuz folks in thar burried nigh unto threehundred years. And I wuz jist a-thinkin' what they'd say if they couldwake up and see Boston now, when I noticed a row of little toomstones,and one of them it sed, "Hester Brown, beloved wife of James Brown," andon another it sed, "Prudence Brown, beloved wife of James Brown," and onanother it sed, "Thankful Brown, beloved wife of James Brown." Wall,I couldn't jist make out what she had to be thankful about, but I sed,"Jimmy, you had a right lively time while you wuz in Boston, didn'tyou?" Then I seen another toomstone and on it it sed, "Matilda Brown,beloved wife of James Brown," and another one what sed,
"Sara Ann Brown, beloved wife of James Brown," and over in a littlecorner, all to itself, I seen a toomstone, and on it it sed, "JamesBrown, At Rest."
Who Marched in Sixty-One
CAL STEWART, New York, Memorial Day, 1903.
I'VE jist bin down at the corner, mother, To see the boys in line, Dressed up in their bran' new uniforms, I tell you they looked fine. And as they marched past whar I stood, To the rattle of the drum, It made me think of those other boys Who marched in sixty-one.
The old flag wuz proudly wavin', mother, Jist as it did one day When you stood thar to say good-bye, And watch me march away. So I stood thar and watched them Till the parade wuz nearly done, But thar wasn't many thar to-day Who marched in sixty-one.
And thar wuz my old Captain And the Colonel side by side, And as they both saluted me I jist sot down and cried. And I thought about some other boys Whose work has long bin done; Soon thar won't be any left at all Who marched in sixty one.
I heered the band play Dixie, And my old heart swelled with pride, A-thinkin' of the boys in gray Who marched on the other side. And when my time it comes, mother, The Lord's will it be done, I hope he'll take me to the boy
s Who marched in sixty-one.
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