I have now done with the island, and all manner of discourse about
   it:  and whoever reads the rest of my memorandums would do well to
   turn his thoughts entirely from it, and expect to read of the
   follies of an old man, not warned by his own harms, much less by
   those of other men, to beware; not cooled by almost forty years'
   miseries and disappointments--not satisfied with prosperity beyond
   expectation, nor made cautious by afflictions and distress beyond
   example.
   CHAPTER IX-- DREADFUL OCCURRENCES IN MADAGASCAR
   I had no more business to go to the East Indies than a man at full
   liberty has to go to the turnkey at Newgate, and desire him to lock
   him up among the prisoners there, and starve him.  Had I taken a
   small vessel from England and gone directly to the island; had I
   loaded her, as I did the other vessel, with all the necessaries for
   the plantation and for my people; taken a patent from the
   government here to have secured my property, in subjection only to
   that of England; had I carried over cannon and ammunition, servants
   and people to plant, and taken possession of the place, fortified
   and strengthened it in the name of England, and increased it with
   people, as I might easily have done; had I then settled myself
   there, and sent the ship back laden with good rice, as I might also
   have done in six months' time, and ordered my friends to have
   fitted her out again for our supply--had I done this, and stayed
   there myself, I had at least acted like a man of common sense.  But
   I was possessed of a wandering spirit, and scorned all advantages:
   I pleased myself with being the patron of the people I placed
   there, and doing for them in a kind of haughty, majestic way, like
   an old patriarchal monarch, providing for them as if I had been
   father of the whole family, as well as of the plantation.  But I
   never so much as pretended to plant in the name of any government
   or nation, or to acknowledge any prince, or to call my people
   subjects to any one nation more than another; nay, I never so much
   as gave the place a name, but left it as I found it, belonging to
   nobody, and the people under no discipline or government but my
   own, who, though I had influence over them as a father and
   benefactor, had no authority or power to act or command one way or
   other, further than voluntary consent moved them to comply.  Yet
   even this, had I stayed there, would have done well enough; but as
   I rambled from them, and came there no more, the last letters I had
   from any of them were by my partner's means, who afterwards sent
   another sloop to the place, and who sent me word, though I had not
   the letter till I got to London, several years after it was
   written, that they went on but poorly; were discontented with their
   long stay there; that Will Atkins was dead; that five of the
   Spaniards were come away; and though they had not been much
   molested by the savages, yet they had had some skirmishes with
   them; and that they begged of him to write to me to think of the
   promise I had made to fetch them away, that they might see their
   country again before they died.
   But I was gone a wildgoose chase indeed, and they that will have
   any more of me must be content to follow me into a new variety of
   follies, hardships, and wild adventures, wherein the justice of
   Providence may be duly observed; and we may see how easily Heaven
   can gorge us with our own desires, make the strongest of our wishes
   be our affliction, and punish us most severely with those very
   things which we think it would be our utmost happiness to be
   allowed to possess.  Whether I had business or no business, away I
   went:  it is no time now to enlarge upon the reason or absurdity of
   my own conduct, but to come to the history--I was embarked for the
   voyage, and the voyage I went.
   I shall only add a word or two concerning my honest Popish
   clergyman, for let their opinion of us, and all other heretics in
   general, as they call us, be as uncharitable as it may, I verily
   believe this man was very sincere, and wished the good of all men:
   yet I believe he used reserve in many of his expressions, to
   prevent giving me offence; for I scarce heard him once call on the
   Blessed Virgin, or mention St. Jago, or his guardian angel, though
   so common with the rest of them.  However, I say I had not the
   least doubt of his sincerity and pious intentions; and I am firmly
   of opinion, if the rest of the Popish missionaries were like him,
   they would strive to visit even the poor Tartars and Laplanders,
   where they have nothing to give them, as well as covet to flock to
   India, Persia, China, &c., the most wealthy of the heathen
   countries; for if they expected to bring no gains to their Church
   by it, it may well be admired how they came to admit the Chinese
   Confucius into the calendar of the Christian saints.
   A ship being ready to sail for Lisbon, my pious priest asked me
   leave to go thither; being still, as he observed, bound never to
   finish any voyage he began.  How happy it had been for me if I had
   gone with him.  But it was too late now; all things Heaven appoints
   for the best:  had I gone with him I had never had so many things
   to be thankful for, and the reader had never heard of the second
   part of the travels and adventures of Robinson Crusoe:  so I must
   here leave exclaiming at myself, and go on with my voyage.  From
   the Brazils we made directly over the Atlantic Sea to the Cape of
   Good Hope, and had a tolerably good voyage, our course generally
   south-east, now and then a storm, and some contrary winds; but my
   disasters at sea were at an end--my future rubs and cross events
   were to befall me on shore, that it might appear the land was as
   well prepared to be our scourge as the sea.
   Our ship was on a trading voyage, and had a supercargo on board,
   who was to direct all her motions after she arrived at the Cape,
   only being limited to a certain number of days for stay, by
   charter-party, at the several ports she was to go to.  This was
   none of my business, neither did I meddle with it; my nephew, the
   captain, and the supercargo adjusting all those things between them
   as they thought fit.  We stayed at the Cape no longer than was
   needful to take in-fresh water, but made the best of our way for
   the coast of Coromandel.  We were, indeed, informed that a French
   man-of-war, of fifty guns, and two large merchant ships, were gone
   for the Indies; and as I knew we were at war with France, I had
   some apprehensions of them; but they went their own way, and we
   heard no more of them.
   I shall not pester the reader with a tedious description of places,
   journals of our voyage, variations of the compass, latitudes,
   trade-winds, &c.; it is enough to name the ports and places which
   we touched at, and what occurred to us upon our passages from one
   to another.  We touched first at the island of Madagascar, where,
   though the people are fierce and treacherous, and very well armed
   with lances and bows, which 
					     					 			 they use with inconceivable dexterity,
   yet we fared very well with them a while.  They treated us very
   civilly; and for some trifles which we gave them, such as knives,
   scissors, &c., they brought us eleven good fat bullocks, of a
   middling size, which we took in, partly for fresh provisions for
   our present spending, and the rest to salt for the ship's use.
   We were obliged to stay here some time after we had furnished
   ourselves with provisions; and I, who was always too curious to
   look into every nook of the world wherever I came, went on shore as
   often as I could.  It was on the east side of the island that we
   went on shore one evening:  and the people, who, by the way, are
   very numerous, came thronging about us, and stood gazing at us at a
   distance.  As we had traded freely with them, and had been kindly
   used, we thought ourselves in no danger; but when we saw the
   people, we cut three boughs out of a tree, and stuck them up at a
   distance from us; which, it seems, is a mark in that country not
   only of a truce and friendship, but when it is accepted the other
   side set up three poles or boughs, which is a signal that they
   accept the truce too; but then this is a known condition of the
   truce, that you are not to pass beyond their three poles towards
   them, nor they to come past your three poles or boughs towards you;
   so that you are perfectly secure within the three poles, and all
   the space between your poles and theirs is allowed like a market
   for free converse, traffic, and commerce.  When you go there you
   must not carry your weapons with you; and if they come into that
   space they stick up their javelins and lances all at the first
   poles, and come on unarmed; but if any violence is offered them,
   and the truce thereby broken, away they run to the poles, and lay
   hold of their weapons, and the truce is at an end.
   It happened one evening, when we went on shore, that a greater
   number of their people came down than usual, but all very friendly
   and civil; and they brought several kinds of provisions, for which
   we satisfied them with such toys as we had; the women also brought
   us milk and roots, and several things very acceptable to us, and
   all was quiet; and we made us a little tent or hut of some boughs
   or trees, and lay on shore all night.  I know not what was the
   occasion, but I was not so well satisfied to lie on shore as the
   rest; and the boat riding at an anchor at about a stone's cast from
   the land, with two men in her to take care of her, I made one of
   them come on shore; and getting some boughs of trees to cover us
   also in the boat, I spread the sail on the bottom of the boat, and
   lay under the cover of the branches of the trees all night in the
   boat.
   About two o'clock in the morning we heard one of our men making a
   terrible noise on the shore, calling out, for God's sake, to bring
   the boat in and come and help them, for they were all like to be
   murdered; and at the same time I heard the fire of five muskets,
   which was the number of guns they had, and that three times over;
   for it seems the natives here were not so easily frightened with
   guns as the savages were in America, where I had to do with them.
   All this while, I knew not what was the matter, but rousing
   immediately from sleep with the noise, I caused the boat to be
   thrust in, and resolved with three fusees we had on board to land
   and assist our men.  We got the boat soon to the shore, but our men
   were in too much haste; for being come to the shore, they plunged
   into the water, to get to the boat with all the expedition they
   could, being pursued by between three and four hundred men.  Our
   men were but nine in all, and only five of them had fusees with
   them; the rest had pistols and swords, indeed, but they were of
   small use to them.
   We took up seven of our men, and with difficulty enough too, three
   of them being very ill wounded; and that which was still worse was,
   that while we stood in the boat to take our men in, we were in as
   much danger as they were in on shore; for they poured their arrows
   in upon us so thick that we were glad to barricade the side of the
   boat up with the benches, and two or three loose boards which, to
   our great satisfaction, we had by mere accident in the boat.  And
   yet, had it been daylight, they are, it seems, such exact marksmen,
   that if they could have seen but the least part of any of us, they
   would have been sure of us.  We had, by the light of the moon, a
   little sight of them, as they stood pelting us from the shore with
   darts and arrows; and having got ready our firearms, we gave them a
   volley that we could hear, by the cries of some of them, had
   wounded several; however, they stood thus in battle array on the
   shore till break of day, which we supposed was that they might see
   the better to take their aim at us.
   In this condition we lay, and could not tell how to weigh our
   anchor, or set up our sail, because we must needs stand up in the
   boat, and they were as sure to hit us as we were to hit a bird in a
   tree with small shot.  We made signals of distress to the ship, and
   though she rode a league off, yet my nephew, the captain, hearing
   our firing, and by glasses perceiving the posture we lay in, and
   that we fired towards the shore, pretty well understood us; and
   weighing anchor with all speed, he stood as near the shore as he
   durst with the ship, and then sent another boat with ten hands in
   her, to assist us.  We called to them not to come too near, telling
   them what condition we were in; however, they stood in near to us,
   and one of the men taking the end of a tow-line in his hand, and
   keeping our boat between him and the enemy, so that they could not
   perfectly see him, swam on board us, and made fast the line to the
   boat:  upon which we slipped out a little cable, and leaving our
   anchor behind, they towed us out of reach of the arrows; we all the
   while lying close behind the barricade we had made.  As soon as we
   were got from between the ship and the shore, that we could lay her
   side to the shore, she ran along just by them, and poured in a
   broadside among them, loaded with pieces of iron and lead, small
   bullets, and such stuff, besides the great shot, which made a
   terrible havoc among them.
   When we were got on board and out of danger, we had time to examine
   into the occasion of this fray; and indeed our supercargo, who had
   been often in those parts, put me upon it; for he said he was sure
   the inhabitants would not have touched us after we had made a
   truce, if we had not done something to provoke them to it.  At
   length it came out that an old woman, who had come to sell us some
   milk, had brought it within our poles, and a young woman with her,
   who also brought us some roots or herbs; and while the old woman
   (whether she was mother to the young woman or no they could not
   tell) was selling us the milk, one of our men offered some rudeness
   to the girl that was with her, at which the old woman made a great
   nois 
					     					 			e:  however, the seaman would not quit his prize, but carried
   her out of the old woman's sight among the trees, it being almost
   dark; the old woman went away without her, and, as we may suppose,
   made an outcry among the people she came from; who, upon notice,
   raised that great army upon us in three or four hours, and it was
   great odds but we had all been destroyed.
   One of our men was killed with a lance thrown at him just at the
   beginning of the attack, as he sallied out of the tent they had
   made; the rest came off free, all but the fellow who was the
   occasion of all the mischief, who paid dear enough for his
   brutality, for we could not hear what became of him for a great
   while.  We lay upon the shore two days after, though the wind
   presented, and made signals for him, and made our boat sail up
   shore and down shore several leagues, but in vain; so we were
   obliged to give him over; and if he alone had suffered for it, the
   loss had been less.  I could not satisfy myself, however, without
   venturing on shore once more, to try if I could learn anything of
   him or them; it was the third night after the action that I had a
   great mind to learn, if I could by any means, what mischief we had
   done, and how the game stood on the Indians' side.  I was careful
   to do it in the dark, lest we should be attacked again:  but I
   ought indeed to have been sure that the men I went with had been
   under my command, before I engaged in a thing so hazardous and
   mischievous as I was brought into by it, without design.
   We took twenty as stout fellows with us as any in the ship, besides
   the supercargo and myself, and we landed two hours before midnight,
   at the same place where the Indians stood drawn up in the evening
   before.  I landed here, because my design, as I have said, was
   chiefly to see if they had quitted the field, and if they had left
   any marks behind them of the mischief we had done them, and I
   thought if we could surprise one or two of them, perhaps we might
   get our man again, by way of exchange.
   We landed without any noise, and divided our men into two bodies,
   whereof the boatswain commanded one and I the other.  We neither
   saw nor heard anybody stir when we landed:  and we marched up, one
   body at a distance from another, to the place.  At first we could
   see nothing, it being very dark; till by-and-by our boatswain, who
   led the first party, stumbled and fell over a dead body.  This made
   them halt a while; for knowing by the circumstances that they were
   at the place where the Indians had stood, they waited for my coming
   up there.  We concluded to halt till the moon began to rise, which
   we knew would be in less than an hour, when we could easily discern
   the havoc we had made among them.  We told thirty-two bodies upon
   the ground, whereof two were not quite dead; some had an arm and
   some a leg shot off, and one his head; those that were wounded, we
   supposed, they had carried away.  When we had made, as I thought, a
   full discovery of all we could come to the knowledge of, I resolved
   on going on board; but the boatswain and his party sent me word
   that they were resolved to make a visit to the Indian town, where
   these dogs, as they called them, dwelt, and asked me to go along
   with them; and if they could find them, as they still fancied they
   should, they did not doubt of getting a good booty; and it might be
   they might find Tom Jeffry there:  that was the man's name we had
   lost.
   Had they sent to ask my leave to go, I knew well enough what answer
   to have given them; for I should have commanded them instantly on
   board, knowing it was not a hazard fit for us to run, who had a
   ship and ship-loading in our charge, and a voyage to make which
   depended very much upon the lives of the men; but as they sent me
   word they were resolved to go, and only asked me and my company to
   go along with them, I positively refused it, and rose up, for I was
   sitting on the ground, in order to go to the boat.  One or two of
   the men began to importune me to go; and when I refused, began to
   grumble, and say they were not under my command, and they would go.