“Why…I don’t know. I don’t think Arde knows either. He hardly ever meets any in a free mercenary fleet.”
He would have to watch, then, to be sure little Nikki didn’t set himself up for a painful rebuff. M’lord and m’lady-to-be might not be paying their usual attention to him, under the circumstances.
Sergeant Taura circled the room, gazing with what Roic hoped was approval at its comfortable appointments, and glanced out the window at the back garden, shrouded in winter white, the snow luminous in the security lighting. “I suppose it makes sense that he’d have to wed one of his own Vor kind, in the end.” Her nose wrinkled. “So, are the Vor a social class, a warrior caste, or what? I never could quite figure it out from Miles. The way he talks about them you’d half think they were a religion. Or at any rate, his religion.”
Roic blinked in bafflement. “Well, no. And yes. All of that. The Vor are…well, Vor.”
“Now that Barrayar has modernized, isn’t a hereditary aristocracy resented by the rest of your classes?”
“But they’re our Vor.”
“Says the Barrayaran. Hmm. So, you can criticize them, but heaven help any outsider who dares to?”
“Yes,” he said, relieved that she seemed to have grasped it despite his stumbling tongue.
“A family matter. I see.” Her grin faded into a frown that was actually less alarming—not so much fang. Her fingers clenching the curtain inadvertently poked claws through the expensive fabric; wincing, she shook her hand free and tucked it behind her back. Her voice lowered. “So she’s Vor, well and good. But does she love him?”
Roic heard the odd emphasis in her voice but was unclear how to interpret it. “I’m very sure of it, ma’am,” he avowed loyally. M’lady-to-be’s frowns, her darkening mood, were surely just prewedding nerves piled atop examination stress on the substrate of her not-so-distant bereavement.
“Of course.” Her smile flicked back in a perfunctory sort of way. “Have you served Lord Vorkosigan long, Armsman Roic?”
“Since last winter, ma’am, when a space fell vacant in the Vorkosigans’ armsmen’s score. I was sent up on recommendation from the Hassadar Municipal Guard,” he added a bit truculently, challenging her to sneer at his humble, nonmilitary origins. “A count’s twenty armsmen are always from his own district, y’see.”
She did not react; the Hassadar Municipal Guard evidently meant nothing to her.
He asked in return, “Did you…serve him very long? Out there?” In the galactic backbeyond where m’lord had acquired such exotic friends.
Her face softened, the fanged smile reappearing. “In a sense, all my life. Since my real life began, ten years ago, anyway. He is a great man.” This last was delivered with unself-conscious conviction.
Well, he was a great man’s son, certainly. Count Aral Vorkosigan was a colossus bestriding the last half century of Barrayaran history. Lord Miles had led a less public career. Which no one would tell Roic anything about, the most junior armsman not being ex-ImpSec like m’lord and most of the rest of the armsmen, eh.
Still, Roic liked the little lord. What with the birth injuries and all—Roic shied away from the pejorative mutations—he’d had a rough ride all his life despite his high blood. Hard enough for him to just achieve normal things, like…like getting married. Although m’lord had brains enough, belike, in compensation for his stunted body. Roic just wished he didn’t think his newest armsman a dolt.
“The library is to the right of the stairs as you go down, through the first room.” He touched his hand to his forehead in a farewell salute, by way of paving his escape from this unnerving giant female. “The dining’s to be casual tonight; you don’t need t’ dress.” He added, as she glanced down in bewilderment at her travel-rumpled loose pink jacket and trousers, “Dress up, that is. Fancy. What you’re wearing is fine.”
“Oh,” she replied with evident relief. “That makes more sense. Thank you.”
Having made his routine security circuit of the house, Roic arrived back at the antechamber just outside the library to find the huge woman and the pilot fellow examining the array of wedding presents temporarily staged there. The growing assortment of objects had been arriving for weeks. Each had been handed in to Pym to be unwrapped and to undergo a security check, rewrapped, and as the affianced couple’s time permitted, unwrapped again and displayed with its card.
“Look, here’s yours, Arde,” said Sergeant Taura. “And here’s Elli’s.”
“Oh, what did she finally decide on?” asked the pilot. “At one point she told me she was thinking of sending the bride a barbed-wire choke chain for Miles, but was afraid it might be misinterpreted.”
“No…” Taura held up a thick fall of shimmering black stuff as long as she was tall. “It seems to be some sort of fur coat. No, wait—it’s a blanket. Beautiful! You should feel this, Arde. It’s incredibly soft. And warm.” She held a supple fold up to the side of her head, and a delighted laugh broke from her long lips. “It’s purring!”
Mayhew’s eyebrows climbed halfway to his receding hairline. “Good God! Did she…? Now, that’s a bit edgy.”
Taura stared down at him in puzzled inquiry. “Edgy? Why?”
Mayhew made an uncertain gesture. “It’s a live fur—a genetic construct. It looks just like one Miles once gave to Elli. If she’s recycling his gifts, that’s a pretty pointed message.” He hesitated. “Though I suppose if she bought a fresh new one for the happy couple, that’s a different message.”
“Ouch.” Taura tilted her head to one side and frowned at the fur. “My life’s too short for arcane mind games, Arde. Which is it?”
“Search me. In the dark, all cat blankets are…well, black, in this case. I wonder if it’s intended as an editorial?”
“Well, if it is, don’t you dare let on to the poor bride, or I swear I’ll turn both your ears into doilies.” She held up her clawed fingers and wriggled them. “By hand.”
Judging by the pilot’s brief grin, the threat was a jest, but by his little bow of compliance, not an entirely empty one. Taura observed Roic just then, refolded the live fur into its box, and tucked her hands discreetly behind her back.
The door to the library swung open, and Lord Vorkosigan stuck his head out. “Ah, there you two are.” He strolled into the antechamber. “Elena and Baz will be down in a little—she’s feeding Baby Cordelia. You must be starving by now, Taura. Come on in and try the hors d’oeuvres. My cook has outdone herself.”
He smiled up affectionately at the enormous sergeant. While the top of Roic’s head barely came up to her shoulder, m’lord just about faced her belt buckle. It occurred to Roic that Taura towered over himself in almost exactly the same proportions that ladies of average height towered over Lord Vorkosigan. This must be what women looked like to m’lord all the time.
Oh.
M’lord waved his guests through to the library but, instead of following them, shut the door and motioned Roic to his side. He looked thoughtfully up at his tallest armsman and lowered his voice.
“Tomorrow morning, I want you to drive Sergeant Taura to the Old Town. I’ve prevailed upon Aunt Alys to present Taura to her modiste and fix her up with a Barrayaran lady’s wardrobe suitable for the upcoming bash. Figure to hold yourself at their disposal for the day.”
Roic gulped. M’lord’s aunt, Lady Alys Vorpatril, was in her own way more terrifying than any woman Roic had ever encountered, regardless of height. She was the acknowledged social arbiter of the high Vor in the capital, the last word in fashion, taste, and etiquette, the official hostess for Emperor Gregor himself. And her tongue could slice a fellow to ribbons and tie up the remains in a bowknot before they hit the ground.
“How t’ devil did you—” Roic began, then cut himself off.
M’lord smirked. “I was very persuasive. Besides, Lady Alys relishes a challenge. With luck, she may even be able to part Taura from that shocking pink she favors. Some damned fool once told her it was a nonthreatening
color, and now she uses it in the most unsuitable garments—and quantities. It’s so wrong on her. Well, Aunt Alys will be able to handle it. If anyone asks for your opinion—not that they’re likely to—vote for whatever Alys picks.”
I shouldn’t dare do otherwise, Roic managed not to blurt aloud. He stood to attention and tried to look as though he were listening intelligently.
Lord Vorkosigan tapped his fingers on his trouser seam, his smile fading. “I’m also relying on you to see that Taura is not, um, offered insult, or made uncomfortable, or…well, you know. Not that you can keep people from staring, I don’t suppose. But be her outrider in any public venue, and be alert to steer her away from any problems. I wish I had time to squire her myself, but this wedding prep has gone into high gear. Not much longer now, thank God.”
“How is Madame Vorsoisson holding up?” Roic inquired diffidently. He had been wondering for two days if he ought to report the crying jag to someone, but m’lady-to-be had surely not realized her muffled breakdown in one of Vorkosigan House’s back corridors had included a hastily retreating witness.
Judging by m’lord’s suddenly guarded expression, perhaps he knew. “She has…extra stresses just now. I’ve tried to take as much of the organizing off her shoulders as possible.” His shrug was not as reassuring as it might be, Roic felt.
M’lord brightened. “Anyway, I want Sergeant Taura to have a great time on her visit to Barrayar, a fabulous Winterfair season. It’s probably the only chance she’ll ever have to see the place. I want her to look back on this week like, like…dammit, I want her to feel like Cinderella magicked off to the ball. She’s earned it, God knows. Midnight tolls too damned soon.”
Roic tried to wrap his mind around the concept of Lord Vorkosigan as the enormous woman’s fairy godfather. “So…who’s t’ handsome prince?”
M’lord’s smile went crooked; something almost like pain sounded in his indrawn breath. “Ah. Yes. That would be the central problem, now. Wouldn’t it.”
He dismissed Roic with his usual casual half-salute, a vague wave of his hand in the vicinity of his forehead, and joined his guests in the library.
Roic had never in his whole career as a Hassadar municipal guardsman been in a clothing store resembling that of Lady Vorpatril’s modiste. Nothing betrayed its location in the Vorbarr Sultana thoroughfare but a discreet brass plaque, labeled simply ESTELLE. Cautiously, he mounted to the second floor, Sergeant Taura’s massive footsteps creaking on the carpeted stairs behind him, and poked his head into a hushed chamber that might have been a Vor lady’s drawing room. There was not a garment rack nor even a mannequin in sight, just a thick carpet, soft lighting, and tables and chairs that looked suitable for offering high tea at the Imperial Residence. To his relief Lady Vorpatril had arrived before them and was standing chatting with another woman in a dark dress.
The two women turned as Taura ducked her head under the lintel behind Roic and straightened up again. Roic nodded a polite greeting. He couldn’t imagine what m’lord had said to his aunt, but her eyes widened only slightly, looking up at Taura. The second woman didn’t quail at the fangs, claws, or height either, but when her glance swept down the pink trouser outfit, she winced.
There was a brief pause; Lady Alys shot Roic an inquiring look, and he realized it must be his job to do the announcing, as when he brought a visitor into Vorkosigan House. “Sergeant Taura, my lady,” he said loudly, then stopped, hoping for more cues.
After another moment, Lady Alys abandoned further hope of him and came forward, smiling, her hands held out. “Sergeant Taura. I am Miles Vorkosigan’s aunt, Alys Vorpatril. Permit me to welcome you to Barrayar. My nephew has told me something about you.”
Uncertainly, Taura stuck out one huge hand, engulfing Lady Alys’s slender fingers, and shook with care. “I’m afraid he hasn’t told me too much about you,” she said. Shyness made her voice a gruff rumble. “I don’t know many aunts. I somehow thought you would be older. And…and not so beautiful.”
Lady Vorpatril smiled, not without approval. Only a few streaks of silver in her dark coiffure and a slight softening of her skin betrayed her age to Roic’s eyes; she was trim and elegant and utterly self-possessed, as always. She introduced the other woman, Madame Somebody—not Estelle, though Roic promptly dubbed her that in his mind—apparently the senior modiste.
“I’m very happy to have a chance to visit Miles’s—Lord Vorkosigan’s homeworld,” Taura told them. “Although, when he invited me to come for the Winterfair season, I wasn’t sure if it was hunting or social, and whether I should pack weapons or dresses.”
Lady Vorpatril’s smile sharpened. “Dresses are weapons, my dear, in sufficiently skilled hands. Permit us to introduce you to the rest of our ordnance team.” She gestured toward a door at the far end of the room, through which presumably lay more utilitarian workrooms, full of laser scanners and design consoles and bolts of exotic fabrics and expert seamstresses. Or magic wands, for all Roic knew.
The other woman nodded. “Do please come this way, Sergeant Taura. We have a great deal to accomplish today, Lady Alys tells me…”
“My lady?” Roic called in faint panic to their disappearing forms. “What should I do?”
“Wait here a few moments, Armsman,” Lady Alys murmured over her shoulder to him. “I’ll be back.”
Taura, too, glanced back at him, just before the door eased silently closed behind her, the expression flitting over her odd features seeming for a moment almost beseeching—Don’t abandon me.
Did he dare sit on one of the chairs? He decided not. He stood for a few moments, walked around the chamber, and finally took up a guardsman’s stance, which by dint of much recent practice he could hold for an hour at a stretch, his back to one delicately decorated wall.
In a while Lady Vorpatril returned, a pile of bright pink cloth folded over her arm. She shoved it at Roic.
“Take these back to my nephew and tell him to hide them. Or better, burn them. Or anything, but do not under any circumstances allow them to fall into that young woman’s hands again. Come back in about, oh, four hours. You are by far the most ornamental of Miles’s armsmen, but there’s no need to have you lurking about cluttering up Estelle’s reception room till then. Run along.”
He looked down on the top of her perfectly groomed head and wondered how she could always make him feel four years old, or as though he wanted to hide in a large bag. For his consolation, Roic reflected as he made his way out, she seemed to have the same effect on her nephew, who was thirty-one and ought to be immune by now.
He reported again for duty at the appointed time, only to cool his heels for another twenty minutes or so. A submodiste of some sort offered him a choice of tea or wines while he waited, which he politely declined. At last, the door opened; voices drifted through.
Taura’s vibrant baritone was unmistakable. “I’m not so sure, Lady Alys. I’ve never worn a skirt like this in my life.”
“We’ll have you practice for a few minutes, sitting and standing and walking. Oh, here’s Roic back, good.”
Lady Alys stepped through first, folded her arms, and looked, oddly enough, at Roic.
A stunning vision in hunter green stepped through behind her.
Oh, it was still Taura, certainly, but…the skin that had been sallow and dull against the pink was now revealed as a glowing ivory. The green jacket fit very trimly about the waist. Above, her pale shoulders and long neck seemed to bloom from a white linen collar; below, the jacket skirt skimmed out briefly around the upper hips. A narrow skirt continued the long green fall to her firm calves. Wide linen cuffs decorated with subtle white braid made her hands look, if not small, well-proportioned. The pink nail polish was gone, replaced by a dark mahogany shade. The heavy braid hanging down her back had been transformed into a mysteriously knotted arrangement, clinging close to her head and set off with a green…hat? feather? anyway, a neat little accent tilted to the other side. The odd shape of her face seemed suddenl
y artistic and sophisticated rather than distorted.
“Ye-es,” said Lady Vorpatril. “That will do.”
Roic closed his mouth.
With a lopsided smile, Taura stepped carefully forward. “I am a bodyguard by trade,” she said, evidently continuing a conversation with Lady Vorpatril. “How can I kick someone’s teeth in wearing this?”
“A woman wearing that suit, my dear, will have volunteers to kick in annoying persons’ teeth for her,” said Lady Alys. “Is that not so, Roic?”
“If they don’t trample each other in the rush,” gulped Roic and turned red.
One corner of that wide mouth lifted; the golden eyes seemed to sparkle like champagne. She caught sight of a long mirror on a carved stand in one corner and walked over to it to stare somewhat uncertainly at the portion of her it reflected. “It’s effective, then?”
“Downright terrifying,” Roic averred.
Roic intercepted a furious glower from Lady Alys behind Taura’s back. Her lips formed the words No, you idiot! He shrank into cowed silence.
“Oh.” Taura’s fanged smile fled. “But I already terrify people. Human beings are so fragile. If you get a good grip, you can pull their heads right off. I want to attract…somebody. For a change. Maybe I should have that pink dress with the bows after all.”
Lady Alys said smoothly, “We agreed that the ingenue look is for much younger girls.”
“Smaller ones, you mean.”
“There is more than one kind of beauty. Yours needs dignity. I would never deck myself in pink bows,” she threw in, a little desperately it seemed to Roic.
Taura eyed her, seeming struck by this. “No…I suppose not.”
“You will simply attract braver men.”
“Oh, I know that.” Taura shrugged. “I was just…hoping for a larger selection, for once.” She added under her breath, “Anyway, he’s taken now.”