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This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.
Text copyright © 2017 by Chris Grabenstein
Cover art and interior illustrations copyright © 2017 by Brooke Allen
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Names: Grabenstein, Chris, author. | Allen, Brooke A., illustrator.
Title: Beach party surf monkey / by Chris Grabenstein ; illustrations by Brooke Allen.
Description: First edition. | New York : Random House, [2017] | Series: Welcome to Wonderland ; #2 | Summary: “P.T. and Gloria try to save the Wonderland again by getting a teen singing sensation to shoot a movie at the motel” —Provided by publisher.
Identifiers: LCCN 2016014007 | ISBN 978-0-553-53610-2 (hardcover) | ISBN 978-0-553-53611-9 (hardcover library binding) | ISBN 978-0-553-53612-6 (ebook)
Subjects: | CYAC: Hotels, motels, etc.—Fiction. | Motion pictures—Production and direction—Fiction.
Classification: LCC PZ7.G7487 Be 2017 | DDC [Fic]—dc23
Ebook ISBN 9780553536126
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Contents
Cover
More Favorites By Chris Grabenstein
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
Chapter 1: Scary Tales
Chapter 2: Story Time
Chapter 3: More Famous Than Amos!
Chapter 4: Mr. Grumpface
Chapter 5: Home Sweet Motel
Chapter 6: Freebies
Chapter 7: Meet Mr. Conch
Chapter 8: Putting Lipstick on a Pig
Chapter 9: Strumming Up Business
Chapter 10: Good-Bye, Sparkle and Glitter
Chapter 11: Surprise Guest Star
Chapter 12: Ducking into a Dinosaur
Chapter 13: The Grand Tour?
Chapter 14: Remember the Bounty!
Chapter 15: What Would Vince Lombardi Do?
Chapter 16: Pitch Perfect?
Chapter 17: …And Action!
Chapter 18: Raining on Our Parade
Chapter 19: Our Number One Fan
Chapter 20: Seeing Superstars
Chapter 21: Monkeying Around at School
Chapter 22: Back Lot in the Parking Lot
Chapter 23: Our First Tour
Chapter 24: The Waffle Louse
Chapter 25: Back to the Back-Lot Tour
Chapter 26: The Quest for Kevin
Chapter 27: The Lunch Bunch
Chapter 28: A Star Is Born?
Chapter 29: Extra Breakfast
Chapter 30: Meltdown
Chapter 31: Beach Party Surf Monkey
Chapter 32: Take One!
Chapter 33: Take Thirteen
Chapter 34: Change of Scenery
Chapter 35: Quiet on the Set
Chapter 36: Yo-Ho-Ho?
Chapter 37: Back to the Background
Chapter 38: Acting and Reacting
Chapter 39: The Whole World Is Watching
Chapter 40: Gator Bait
Chapter 41: Hitting the Beach!
Chapter 42: More Fun Than a Barrel of Monkeys
Chapter 43: Bologna: The Duct Tape of Foods
Chapter 44: Surf’s Back Up!
Chapter 45: Test Drive
Chapter 46: Wiggy for a Piggy
Chapter 47: Monkey See, Monkey Doo
Chapter 48: Monkeyshines
Chapter 49: Plot Twists
Chapter 50: And Now the News
Chapter 51: Lost Monkey
Chapter 52: CSI: St. Pete Beach
Chapter 53: Code Banana Yellow
Chapter 54: Can Things Get Any Worse?
Chapter 55: Trailer Talk
Chapter 56: Beach Party Surf Pig!
Chapter 57: Cut to the Chase
Chapter 58: When Pigs Surf
Chapter 59: The Price of Fame
Chapter 60: Missing Movie Star
Chapter 61: There’s No Motel Like Home
Chapter 62: Missing Person Report
Chapter 63: Bologna Bandits
Chapter 64: Uninvited Guests
Chapter 65: Monkey Tail
Chapter 66: Spy Time
Chapter 67: Taking the Tour
Chapter 68: Going Bananas
Chapter 69: Opening Doors
Chapter 70: Left in the Dark
Chapter 71: Banana Appeal
Chapter 72: Take Two, Again
Chapter 73: Ruby Slipper Slipup
Chapter 74: Lucky Thirteen
Chapter 75: The Ghost on the Thirteenth Floor
Chapter 76: The Guest in Room 1313
Chapter 77: Monkeying Around with Gators
Chapter 78: Hooray for Hollywood
Chapter 79: Motel Movie Magic
About the Author
For Shana Corey,
My Wonderful Editor
“When you live in a motel,” I told my audience, “you never know when your neighbors might be fiendish jewel thieves!”
Like always, the whole cafeteria was hanging on my every word. Even the lunch ladies in their plastic shower caps had come out to hear what I’d say next. It was so quiet you could hear a straw squeak its way into a milk carton.
“ ‘Was it dangerous?’ you ask. Of course it was! Was I afraid? Ha! Never!”
“How about when the tiger roared?” said my friend Gloria Ortega. “You looked pretty scared then.”
I ignored her and kept going.
(That’s one of the best things about being a storyteller. You don’t have to put in all the details.)
“So there we were,” I said, “me and Gloria, tailing the two most wanted men in all of Florida.”
“The notorious Sneemer brothers!” added Gloria. “From Miami!”
“But we weren’t after the two thieves,” I said. “Oh, no. We wanted the jewels they’d stolen from the Miami Palm Tree Hotel. Diamonds! Emeralds! Rubies! Cubic zirconias!”
“That’s not really a jewel,” whispered Gloria.
“Whatever,” I whispered back.
And then I amped it up for my big finish, which, by the way, is the most important p
art of any story. “That’s where the race is won,” Grandpa always says. “At the finish line!”
It was time to give it everything I had.
“We tracked those two banditos all the way to Tampa International Airport, where we saw them check a bag at curbside—an aluminum attaché case with a combination lock! They’d had it handcuffed to their wrists all day long….”
“And they just checked it at curbside?” asked Pinky Nelligan, one of my best buds, which means he should know better than to ask logical questions while I’m busy making stuff up.
“It was their big mistake,” I told him. “Every crook makes one. Some return to the scene of the crime. Some brag to the wrong people. Some check their loot with a baggage handler when they should’ve kept it chained to their wrists!”
Pinky nodded. So did everybody else.
“Anyway, Gloria and I saw the airline baggage handler put the metal briefcase on a cart.”
Gloria gave me a “We did?” look.
It didn’t slow me down.
“We chased that cart into the terminal, where another airline worker tossed the briefcase onto a conveyor belt. It disappeared behind some black rubber flaps. So I jumped onto the conveyor belt, too!”
“Didn’t the security guards stop you?” asked Kate Mackenzie Williams.
“Oh, they tried,” I said with a grin. “But I’m slippery when I want to be. I wasn’t going to let them catch me! Even though it meant I might end up in the cargo hold of a jumbo jet headed to Timbuktu!”
“So did you catch up with the briefcase?” asked Kate.
“Oh, yeah,” I said. “I followed it all the way out to the runway, where these two big dudes were loading up a plane. They wondered what I was doing riding on a conveyor belt with a bunch of suitcases. I told them I was a bounty hunter following a tip.”
“And they believed you?”
“They did when I showed them my badge.”
I flashed a tin sheriff’s deputy star, which has been crammed inside my wallet since forever. My grandpa used to give the badges away at our motel, the Wonderland, back when he had a ride-along train that looped through the parking lot. Masked actors pretending to be bandits regularly attacked it. Grandpa needed lots of deputies. I have a ton of badges.
“The baggage handlers believed me even more when I popped open that aluminum attaché case and showed them all the hot rocks.”
“You mean that candy that explodes in your mouth?” said Kate.
“No,” I said. “Those are Pop Rocks.”
“ ‘Hot rocks’ is what cops call stolen jewelry,” said Pinky. “Right, P.T.?”
“Yep.”
“What about the jewel thieves?” asked Kate. “What happened to them?”
I shrugged. “Like I said, Gloria and I weren’t after the outlaws. We just wanted to return those precious family heirlooms to their rightful owners.”
“And pick up the reward money from the insurance company,” added Pinky.
“Oh, yeah. That, too!”
“Was it a million-dollar reward?” asked Kate.
“Due to the terms of our settlement,” said Gloria, who’s an incredible business wiz and knows how to talk like a lawyer when she has to, “we are not at liberty to divulge the exact amount.”
“That means we can’t tell you how much cash we scored,” I told the crowd. “But today, ladies and gentlemen, the Nutty Buddies and ice-cream sandwiches are on us!”
“Woo-hoo!”
Everybody except Gloria and me streamed back to the cafeteria line to grab an ice-cream treat. We strolled outside to meet her dad in front of the school.
Gloria and Mr. Ortega are “extended stay” guests at my family’s motel on St. Pete Beach because Mr. Ortega recently landed a job as a sports reporter on WTSP, our local CBS station.
“He’s working his way up the dial” is how Gloria puts it. “Hopping from one station to the next, moving from city to city, hoping to one day land his dream job at ESPN.”
“ESPN is the leader of the pack,” Mr. Ortega tells me all the time. “And if you’re not running with the lead dogs, P.T., all you see is a bunch of furry butts.”
Anyway, right after the news broke that “Two Florida kids solve decades-old jewel heist,” all sorts of TV and radio people wanted to interview me and Gloria. Well, mostly me. Gloria “doesn’t do” TV.
“That’s Dad’s wheelhouse,” she says.
I had no idea what manning the wheel of a boat had to do with being on TV, but I agreed to handle all the press requests—including the call from Everyday Superstars, a show on ESPN5 that airs at like three in the morning…every other Tuesday.
I told them I’d do it—but only if Manny Ortega (that’s Mr. Ortega’s TV name) did the interview.
I wanted to help him run with the big dogs.
Hey, he’s a good guy. He should look at stuff besides furry dog butts.
“I am standing with P. T. Wilkie, the boy who cracked the fabled Miami Palm Tree Hotel jewel heist case,” Mr. Ortega told the camera lens. “And, sports fans, you can just feel the electricity in the air.”
Gloria’s dad was dressed in a snazzy blue blazer with an ESPN5 patch stitched to the chest pocket. As always, he looked extremely handsome, with every strand of his shiny hair pasted into place. His smile was brighter than the TV lights blinding me. His eyes twinkled almost as much as his teeth.
“Up against the infamous Sneemer brothers,” Mr. Ortega continued, “young P.T. brought his A game. He left it all out on the field. He knew what he had to do and went out there and did it.”
Because he wants to be on ESPN, Mr. Ortega knows a ton of sportscaster clichés and he’s not afraid to use them.
“By the way,” I said, “we’re celebrating the rescue of the stolen jewels this coming Saturday with special guided tours at the Wonderland Motel, 7000 Gulf Boulevard, where there are always marvels to behold and stories to be told. All T-shirts are buy one, get one free, this weekend only. Limit two per customer. Void where prohibited.”
Before I left for school that morning, Grandpa reminded me to plug our newest attraction. He’s the one who opened Walt Wilkie’s Wonder World way back in October 1970. That’s right. Exactly one year before that other Walt opened Disney World over in Orlando.
“We had a very good year, P.T.,” Grandpa always tells me. “A very good year.”
Now the Wonderland is mostly an old-school motel with lots of wacky statues (we have a giant dinosaur and a bucking jackalope) decorating the property. Between the reward money that helped us pay off what bankers call a “balloon loan” (it’s a mortgage, not a loan to buy balloons) and the hype around the jewel heist and the notorious thieves who’d stayed in rooms 103 and 114, we had a shot at another very good year. Maybe two!
“By finding those stolen jewels,” said Mr. Ortega in his smoothest broadcaster voice, “you, P. T. Wilkie, have become the most famous, most beloved middle school student in the entire state of Florida. How does that make you feel?”
“Awesome!”
Mr. Ortega nodded and smiled. “As it should. But be mindful of what a great football coach once said: ‘Success is about having; excellence is about being.’ ”
“Huh?” I was confused. Mr. Ortega was starting to sound like Yoda from the Star Wars movies.
He turned to the camera to tell the whole world what he and the coach had meant.
“Some think success is all about having money and fame. But excellence, my friends, is about being the best you that you can possibly be! From Ponce de León Middle School in St. Petersburg, Florida, this is Manny Ortega.” He fist-thumped the chest patch on his blazer. “For ESPN-Five.”
I still didn’t totally get what Mr. Ortega had been talking about. But to tell you the truth, I didn’t really care.
I was on TV.
I was famous!
After the interview, Gloria and I headed to grumpy Mr. Frumpkes’s class.
Yes, everybody calls him Mr. Grumpface. Ev
en the other teachers.
If the Ponce de León yearbook had pages for “Least Favorite Teacher” and “Most Likely to Annoy,” Mr. Frumpkes’s photo would be on both. Every year.
Mr. Frumpkes teaches history, or, as I like to call it, the Study of Famous Dead People.
“You’re tardy, Mr. Wilkie,” Mr. Frumpkes said when Gloria and I hurried into his classroom five minutes after the second bell.
“Sorry,” I said. “We had this TV thing.”
Mr. Frumpkes made like he was playing the world’s tiniest violin with his thumbs and forefingers.
“Oh, dear,” he said sarcastically. “A TV thing. My heart weeps for you, Mr. Wilkie.”
“I guess I was tardy, too,” said Gloria.
“No, Miss Ortega. You were simply associating with the wrong individual. I know you’re new here at Ponce de León, but you should really try to cultivate a better caliber of friend.”
“But, sir,” said Gloria, “isn’t the freedom of assembly, and, therefore, the right to associate with whomever I choose, guaranteed to all American citizens under the First Amendment to the United States Constitution?”