He pours her a glass of wine from the bottle standing in a cooler.
‘I never shop,’ he says. ‘I’m too mean to give Christmas presents.’
‘I love giving Christmas presents,’ says Chloe. ‘I just never have enough money.’
‘You’re wearing Chanel. Coco. Not exactly broke.’
‘Mum gave it to me last birthday.’
She’s awestruck that he can tell her perfume.
‘So what do you fancy?’
He picks up the menu.
‘I expect you’re not all that hungry. How about skipping the starters and the mains, and going for a pasta? I’m having the pasta with broccoli and provola.’
‘Who says I’m not hungry?’
‘Are you?’
‘No. Not very.’
So he orders the maloreddus con broccoli e provola for both of them. Chloe feels dizzy.
‘Tell me about yourself,’ he says. ‘I don’t really know anything about you.’
‘What’s to tell?’ she says. ‘I live in Sussex, in a village called Plumpton. My dad’s a surgeon, he does boob jobs and stuff like that. I’ve just started uni at Exeter. I’m doing drama.’
‘Do you want to be an actress?’
‘I thought so once. I’m not so sure any more.’
‘Why’s that?’
His interest in her is focused, almost fierce. His eyes never leave her.
‘I don’t think I’m good enough,’ she says.
‘Just as well,’ he says. ‘Acting is a pitiful existence.’
‘That’s a bit strong.’
‘I work in advertising. We use actors all the time. They line up for auditions like tarts in a Bangkok brothel. I’m Susi, buy me.’
‘Is that what tarts say in Bangkok brothels?’
‘I wouldn’t know,’ he says with a smile.
‘These days everyone has to sell themselves,’ she says.
‘Who told you that?’
‘I don’t know. It’s what you hear. Present yourself in the best light. Give yourself the best chance. Da-de-da.’
She pushes stray hair from her face. Presenting herself in the best light.
‘I don’t agree,’ he says.
‘Oh.’ She’s not used to flat contradiction. ‘Okay.’
‘The way I see it, in any deal, in any transaction, there’s a master and there’s a servant. The master wants whatever it is he wants. The servant wants to please the master. All of us can be either masters or servants. We switch back and forth, depending on the deal.’
‘Okay …’
‘I believe that if you think and act like a master, you force the other person into the role of the servant.’
Chloe listens, fascinated. Not just by what he’s saying: by the feeling that he’s taking her seriously.
‘And the way to act like a master,’ he says, ‘is to go into any deal, any transaction, with a clear picture of what you want out of it. Which is exactly what most people don’t do. They think they have to sell themselves, like you said. They come into the room thinking, How can I please this person? How can I make him like me? And there you are. Before you’ve even opened your mouth, you’re the servant.’
It seems to Chloe that he’s obviously and undeniably right. She wonders that she never thought it before.
‘Only,’ she says, ‘I don’t see what you can do about it. I mean, you’re talking about confidence. Some people just don’t have it.’
‘So fake it,’ he says. ‘You’d be surprised. It works just as well.’
‘Okay,’ she says. ‘I’ll try.’
He’s looking at her over the top of his glass of wine. ‘Now tell me why you’re here.’
‘Oh, I’ll go anywhere for a free lunch.’ He says nothing. ‘You did offer.’
‘I did.’
‘So here I am.’
‘And here I am.’
It’s not what he says, it’s how he says it. As if they’re having two conversations at the same time, one very ordinary and one that’s shockingly intimate. Chloe is entirely out of her depth. A new sensation.
‘I think I should make it clear to you,’ he says, ‘that I’m not here for the shopping or the lunch. I’m here for you.’
‘That’s nice.’
What kind of answer is that? That’s nice. I’m being the servant here.
‘I wanted to see you again.’
‘Sure,’ she says. ‘Me too.’
‘Because you’re a very attractive young woman. As I’m sure you know.’
‘Oh, well. Not really.’
‘Don’t do that.’
‘What?’
‘Say things you don’t mean. I’m not a very good man, in a whole lot of ways, but I say what I mean. If we’re going to be friends, let’s agree, right from the start, no bullshit. No lies.’
‘Okay.’
He’s so sure of himself. Chloe realizes she wants to please him even if that does make her the servant, only she doesn’t know how.
‘What has Alice told you about me?’
‘Nothing, really.’
‘I’m a lousy father. But then, it was never my idea in the first place. To be a good father you need to be reliable. Responsible. Faithful. I’m none of these things.’
‘You’re quite reliable. I mean, you showed up here.’
‘That’s because I wanted to. I’m very reliable about doing things I want to do.’
Chloe drinks more wine. Feels it working its magic.
‘I think you’re not nearly as bad as you like to make out.’
‘Why would I want to pretend to be bad?’
‘Oh, because it’s more – you know – glamorous and stuff.’
‘If you want to know what I really think, I don’t think I’m bad at all. I don’t deceive people. I pay my way. I’d be no good as a husband, but hey, I’m not married.’
‘My dad’s having an affair.’
Chloe has no idea why she says this, it catches her by surprise. She stops, full of confusion.
‘And your mum’s pissed off about that?’
‘Very.’
‘There you go. He broke the deal.’
‘I’m kind of pissed about it as well.’
‘I can understand that. But think about it. Just because he’s your dad, he doesn’t stop being a man. Men like sex with lots of different women. It’s how we’re wired. There’s nothing freakish about married men having affairs. The freaks are the ones who don’t.’
‘That’s a bit hard.’
‘Maybe freaks is wrong. The exceptions.’
‘Do you really think so?’
‘Look at the boys you go out with. Are they monogamous?’
‘No. Not at all.’
‘So why should they morph into some kind of different creature when they get married?’
‘Well, that’s the whole idea, isn’t it? You settle down. You’re faithful.’
‘Sure. That’s the deal. Just don’t think it’s easy. What your dad’s done may not be so very terrible.’
‘Actually, I don’t want to think about it.’
Their pasta arrives. Annoyingly Chloe finds she can’t persuade herself to eat. Her stomach is shivering. She finds Guy’s company unsettling.
Guy himself has no trouble eating.
‘So are you planning on settling down and being faithful, Chloe?’
‘Maybe one day.’
‘You have a steady boyfriend?’
‘There’s a boy who thinks he’s my boyfriend.’
‘But you’re not so sure.’
‘Well, I’m only nineteen. I mean, it’s not like he’s asking me to marry him or anything. So we both know there’ll be other relationships coming along sooner or later. Or sooner, in my case. So who are we kidding?’
‘Sounds pretty normal to me.’
‘Tell that to Hal.’
‘You like to keep your options open. Have fun. Life’s an adventure.’
‘Right.’
‘I’
m the same.’
‘Are you?’
‘I have a feeling you and I understand each other, Chloe.’
Chloe is absurdly flattered. She’s stopped even pretending to eat. ‘Maybe we do,’ she says.
‘If you weren’t young enough to be my daughter …’ he says.
‘What’s that got to do with anything?’
‘Don’t flirt with me unless you mean it.’
She blushes. He reaches out one hand and strokes her cheek.
‘Don’t tease me, Chloe. I told you. I go into any transaction knowing what I want. I want you.’
‘Do you?’
She’s mesmerized. She wants him to want her. Those steady blue eyes that have never left her. That possessive touch.
‘I want you to come with me to a place just round the corner. It’s a flat owned by a friend of mine. I want to take you into the bedroom there and lie you down on the bed. And I want to make love to you.’
‘Do you?’
‘Looks like you’ve had enough pasta.’
‘Yes. Sorry.’
‘Never apologize. You’re too gorgeous. You don’t need to.’
He calls the waiter and asks for the bill. No, no dessert, no coffee. Just the bill.
So I’ve said yes, thinks Chloe. I’ve said I’ll make love with him. And I didn’t have to say a word. He did it all.
Take me into the bedroom. Lie me on the bed.
Don’t ask me to make any decisions. I’m not in control any more. This is what I came for. As if I didn’t know, from the moment outside Alice’s house when he said, ‘Do you ever come up to London?’
Now he’s paid, and the waiter’s getting her coat.
I don’t have to do anything. Not a fucking thing.
27
Christina paces up and down the drab walkway. To one side, the grey back of the Queen Elizabeth Hall; to the other the low concrete and glass block of the Hayward Gallery. Between the two the curving concrete walls of a stairwell rise up like a defensive pillbox, a pillbox painted a startling cherry-red. How did that happen? Did it dawn one day on the keepers of this dismal domain that they had overdone the grey? If so, why stop at the stairwell?
London buses rumble by over Waterloo Bridge, pulses of red between the concrete and the sky. Above, a flat layer of dull grey cloud. A hint of rain in the chill air.
Through the windows of the gallery café, which is defiantly called Concrete, she can see her crew waiting for her, drinking coffee. On the wall above, the title of the current show is spelled out in big neon letters: BREAK OUT. Visitors are drifting in and out of the Hayward lobby, muffled against the cold, speaking in low voices. Not exactly a crowd-puller.
Her phone buzzes. The driver of the car she sent to Sussex. He has Anthony Armitage on board, he’s close now. Maybe ten minutes.
Christina paces because she’s nervous. If all goes according to plan this morning the old man will deliver a violent and theatrical response to Joe Nola’s art; which will provide her with a much-needed climactic scene for her television film. But in doing so it might damage beyond repair her relationship with her subject, Joe Nola.
What relationship is that, exactly? Here lies the source of her tension. It seems to Christina that two futures lie before her: one, a life with Joe, in which their teasing companionship deepens into a tender and lasting love; the other, a career as a maker of acclaimed arts documentaries. The trouble is, the one precludes the other. Joe Nola can be her subject or her lover, but not both.
So the minutes tick by, and the car rolls ever closer, and Christina, pacing, unaware of the cold, puzzles over this latest fork in her destiny.
How ambitious am I? How successful do I want to be?
The answer is: it all depends. If her work is to be her life, then let it be the best, let it bring her fame and fortune. But if there’s a chance of love …
Why does it have to be a choice? Why not both? Because life’s a bitch. Because no one gets everything. Because love leads to babies and then you’re gone. She’s seen her friends disappear into motherhood, that alien land where she can’t follow them until she too is a mother. A mother! Thirty-one years old and a few years’ grace still, but how long does it take to meet the right man? And how long before you know each other well enough to make promises that bind you for the rest of your life? Two years? Five? It’s almost too late already to start from scratch with a perfect stranger. Your future partner, your husband, had better be close at hand right now. He’d better be someone you know and have probably known for a while. For example, Joe.
The man himself now emerges from the gallery, driven from the modernist warmth by the need for a cigarette. He comes over to her side, his slender fingers expertly at work on a roll-up.
‘How’s Leni Riefenstahl this morning?’
‘How’s the impish-dissonant-sublime?’
This is a reference to one art critic’s summary of his work.
‘Shouldn’t the old man be here by now?’
‘Any minute.’
She’s told Joe about Armitage’s visit. Also Bill Lennox, the gallery director. But she hasn’t told them what she expects to ensue.
‘Guess what?’ Joe lights his roll-up, cupping his hand against the wind. ‘I’m actually looking forward to seeing the old bugger.’
‘I don’t think he’ll like the show.’
‘No, of course not. He’ll hate it. I don’t care. I owe him anyway. He was the first person who ever made me believe I had something.’
Christ, the old man’s his father-figure. And he’s going to smash his work with a hammer.
‘He’s quite an angry old man, you know.’
‘Great. Good for him. “Do not go gentle into that good night.”’
‘What?’
‘Dylan Thomas.’
Christina realizes with sudden clarity that she’s going to have to prepare Joe for what’s coming.
‘The thing is,’ she says, ‘he really hates modern art. What if he were to go berserk in the gallery?’
‘Rage is a legitimate response. Actually it’s more or less traditional these days.’
‘What if he were to start hitting out with a hammer?’
‘A hammer! Has he got a hammer?’
This precise, not to say concrete, question has in fact occurred to Christina. As a film maker she prides herself on her planning, on her attention to detail. Which is why she has taken the precaution of packing a hammer in her work bag.
‘He might have.’
Joe gives her his impish-dissonant-sublime look.
‘Darling one. Are we by any chance sprinkling a little very into the verité?’
Christina can maintain her innocence no longer. She has willed her own exposure, from the moment she uttered the word ‘hammer’.
‘It’s all his own idea. Though just in case.’
She opens her bag and lets him have a peek. Joe is entranced.
‘An actual hammer! Art criticism à la outrance. What a mensch! You’ll film the act, of course?’
Sweet relief floods through Christina. The two paths of her bifurcated future rejoin. One high road now, heading into the sunset.
‘But what about your installation?’
‘I offer it as a sacrifice.’
‘Seriously? You don’t mind?’
‘I don’t give one little itty-bitty fuckity-fuck. Vita longa, ars brevis.’
‘You are so sickeningly educated, Joe.’
‘You can thank the Jesuits for that. Belvedere College, Alma Mater of James Joyce, Terry Wogan, and me.’
‘If he really does it it’ll make my film.’
‘Anything to further your career, gorgeous. And of course, mine. Our fates are entwined.’
Such a wicked smile as he says this.
‘I adore you too, Joe.’
And she does. But the words have no purchase on reality. Impossible to know what he really feels.
‘We’d better alert Bill Lennox,’ says Joe.
/> ‘No way!’ says Christina. ‘He’ll never let us.’
‘Leave him to me,’ says Joe.
They catch Bill Lennox in his office furtively watching an episode of Entourage on his iPhone.
‘Doesn’t anyone knock any more?’ he says irritably.
‘No porn in office hours, Bill,’ says Joe.
‘It’s not porn. It’s contemporary culture. Go away.’
Joe outlines the plan for the morning’s entertainment. Bill Lennox laughs a lot and then says, ‘You don’t expect me to go along with this, do you? It’s an open invitation to every fruitcake in town.’
‘That’s just it,’ says Joe. ‘It’s not an open invitation. It’s a closed invitation. It’s a scheduled art event. We can write the press release now. Artists Joe Nola and Anthony Armitage collaborate in an act of creation-slash-destruction et cetera et cetera.’
Lennox stares at him.
‘Are you serious?’
‘So help me God.’
‘What if someone gets hurt?’
‘He’s over eighty, Bill. It’s a hammer, not a Kalashnikov.’
‘I’d have to bring in extra security.’
‘Bring in the SAS if you want. Just tell them to stay cool.’
‘And you’re going to have to sign something for me, Joe. I’m not having one of your what-little-me? acts afterwards.’
‘You know your trouble, Bill? You’re a fucking bureaucrat. Show some fucking cojones. This’ll have the punters queuing round the block.’
In the lift back up to the lobby Christina is awestruck.
‘Joe, you were magnificent.’
‘Just doing my job,’ says Joe. ‘All in a day’s work for Artistman.’
Christina briefs the film crew in the café. Two South Bank security men show up and stand around in the lobby looking conspicuous. Christina’s phone rings. The car is arriving.
She takes the lift to the ground floor and hurries out through the gloomy car park to the open space behind the Royal Festival Hall. A light rain has started to fall. She waits under the concrete overpass beside an immense skip, watching the great wheel of the London Eye, trying and failing to see it actually turning.
A black Mercedes turns the corner from Belvedere Road. She can see the muffled figure of Anthony Armitage in the back. The Mercedes comes to a stop in the middle of the road. Christina goes out into the drizzle to tell the driver to go on into the Hayward car park. It’s the kind of rain that totally screws your hair, but what can you do?