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Billy figured, he would never have slept at all.
A troll named Oddthumb guarded Billy's cell. He was a squat, ugly being with a grotesque thumb as big as his hand. He hated everyone and everything from Billy's world, especially Charlie Bone, who had once managed to slip in and out of Badlock without being caught. Charlie had also managed to rescue his ancestor, the giant Otus Yewbeam, right under Oddthumb's nose.
Billy had refused to be rescued by Charlie. He thought life would be better in Badlock. He would have a home with plenty of animals to talk to and a friend, Matilda. How Billy regretted that decision. A week in the dreadful dungeons had broken Billy's spirit. He now longed for home as much as Rembrandt did. But he knew there was little hope of Charlie making the dangerous journey a second time.
"Billy! Billy!"
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The soft voice didn't wake Billy, who had fallen into a deep sleep after one of Rembrandt's stories. He lay with his head snuggled against the rat's soft back, his glasses folded neatly on the floor beside his mattress.
"Billy! Billy!"
This time the voice broke through Billy's dreams. He reached for his glasses, pushed them onto his nose, and sat up. Candlelight flickered in the room outside his cell. Billy blinked and tried to focus. The candle was raised and he saw a girl's face framed in long, black curls.
"Matilda?" Billy whispered.
"I'm going to make you a key," Matilda said softly. She showed Billy the big iron key that usually hung around Oddthumb's neck. "I've given your guard one of my grandmother's sleeping potions. I slipped it into his mug of ale before the servant brought it down here. So Oddthumb won't wake before I can get this key back to him."
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"Matilda!" called Billy, as she began to mount the steps. "Why can't you let me out now?"
She looked back, her face in the candlelight shadowed with regret. "Where would you go, Billy? They'd find you and then things would only get worse. We must wait until Charlie comes."
Billy clutched the iron bars of his cell. "Do you think he'll come back, then?"
"I'm doing my best," she said mysteriously.
When Matilda left the dungeons, she climbed a long, winding stair to a small room at the top of the palace. Here, Billy's faithful attendant, Dorgo, awaited her. Dorgo was one of the beings who had inhabited Badlock long before the enchanter invaded and turned their world into the fearful, barren place it had become. There were many beings like Dorgo in the palace. They were all servants of one sort or another, and they all looked alike: their bodies short, square, and lumpy, their faces without eyebrows, their hair (if they had any) hidden in woolen caps.
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And they shared one characteristic: Once they had befriended a master, they were loyal unto death.
Dorgo was a blacksmith of sorts. In the little room that Matilda had found for him, he had set up a modest furnace and, in a wooden tray, molded enough soft clay to take the imprint of a key. Liquid metal was waiting in a bowl hanging from a beam above the furnace.
"Got it, Dorgo!" said Matilda as she leaped through the door. "How long will it take?"
Dorgo never said very much. He took the key from Matilda and, pressing it into the clay, murmured, "Short!"
It was difficult to guess how many minutes went into "short." But Dorgo didn't deal in minutes, so it was no use asking him for a precise time. Matilda wasn't too sure about time anyway. The enchanter had a clock, a magical contraption that showed constellations and clouds as well as hours and minutes, and Matilda had learned that there were five hours
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between each meal. Her stomach told her that there were probably two hours to go before dinner, but she would have to get the key back to Oddthumb sooner than that.
"See you in an hour," Matilda told Dorgo, and leaving his makeshift smithy, she went down to the room where Count Harken kept his paintings. The enchanter was an excellent artist, but how much was skill and how much enchantment, Matilda couldn't guess. She was interested in only one painting anyway. Among the brightly colored landscapes and the pictures of incredible animals, there was a painting of Billy's city.
Matilda had spent many hours gazing at this city. Billy had told her where Bloor's Academy stood, close to the ruins of a great castle built by the Red King. The king who was her great-grandfather and also Billy's ancestor.
Sometimes, when she heard someone coming, Matilda would hide among the big canvases. She had never been forbidden to look in this room, but
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something made her afraid to be found there. One day while she was hiding, she had heard a woman's voice coming from the painting of Billy's city. The enchanter had replied to it. And that's how Matilda had found out about the woman named Titania, who was trying to help Count Harken to get back into the city. Why he found it so difficult, Matilda couldn't imagine.
The painting was beautiful, in its way. It was as if the count had painted it from a cloud, for you could see all the streets and buildings laid out in a great pattern, and yet the angle of the houses was not so steep that you couldn't see walls and doors and windows slanting away from the gray slate roofs.
Matilda would stare at the buildings, trying to guess what was happening behind their dark windows, and often she would hear a snatch of music, a dog barking, someone singing, or a hoot from one of the extraordinary-looking machines that filled the streets: cars, Billy called them. But most of all, Matilda liked to watch the house with a big tree in front of it,
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for this was where a boy named Charlie Bone lived, a boy who'd be brave enough to venture into Badlock, a boy who lived nine hundred years away. Could she get to Charlie's world, Matilda wondered. Could she?
Matilda put her hand on the painting. Her fingers touched a high window, just above the tree outside number nine Filbert Street. "Can I?" she whispered. "Can I? Charlie, are you there?"
On Friday, Alice Angel decided to tidy up the spare room on the top floor. Maisie never seemed to have the time. The shelves lining two walls were crammed with suitcases, old clothes, sets of china, books, newspapers, and boxes of goodness-knows-what. The floor space was occupied by long rolls of cloth, chairs in need of recaning, the occasional table, an ancient treadle sewing machine, and an old rocking chair. Alice pushed the rocker up to the window and sat down. "Hmmm. Windows need a wash," she observed, running her hand over the grimy pane.
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A curious tingle shot through Alice's fingers. If she hadn't been who she was, she might have thought the surface of the glass had been electrified. But being Alice, she thought nothing of the sort. And being Alice, she wasn't too surprised when a distant yet sweet, clear voice said, "Charlie, are you there?"
"Charlie's not here right now, my dear," said Alice, lightly touching the windowpane. "Try again later."
"Thank you," said the voice.
Alice smiled to herself. She wondered how far the voice had traveled? How many years?
"When shall I see him again?"
Alice didn't know how to reply. This time the voice sounded wistful and slightly hesitant. Alice had always found it impossible to lie. She could only tell the truth. "I don't know, my dear." She knew the girl had gone as soon as she had spoken.
"I wonder... ," Alice said to herself. She couldn't sit still any longer and so she continued to tidy up, dusting the books and stacking them neatly on the shelves.
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It began to rain. Alice looked at the window, hoping another storm wasn't brewing. The last one had been ferocious. She knew who had brought it about, of course. Alice was well aware that Lord Grimwald was in the city, and she knew that he was trying to drown Lyell Bone. She made it her business to know these things. Intuition told her that Lord Grimwald wasn't around anymore. But on rare occasions, intuition had let her down. She couldn't be absolutely sure.
The rain was now falling very heavily. It was extraordinary rain, the drops as large as cupfuls of water. The cupfuls soo
n became bucketfuls. Whoosh! Splash! Cars hooted; birds flew for cover.
Looking down into the street, Alice saw a solitary pedestrian in a brown raincoat and a wide-brimmed waterproof hat. He was striding along, swinging an old-fashioned doctor's bag, and didn't seem at all concerned about the rain. He stopped at number nine and rang the bell.
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The front door was opened and, from the hall far below, a little scream echoed up the stairwell. Alice dropped the book she had been dusting and ran down the two flights of stairs. When she got to the kitchen, she found the person in the waterproof hat, sitting at the table with the bag in front of him. The hat dripped, the raincoat dripped, and the man's large brown mustache dripped.
"Maisie!" cried Alice, staring at the stranger. "Is everything all right?"
"Yes, yes." Maisie frowned at the little pools of water forming on her freshly cleaned floor. "I'm just not used to seeing this young man with a mustache."
Tancred put a hand up to his mustache, and Maisie said, "No, no, don't take it off. Grandma Bone might see you."
Pressing his mustache firmly to his upper lip, Tancred said, "Sorry about the mess, Mrs. Jones. I've been practicing."
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"Thought as much," muttered Maisie, reaching for the mop. "Alice, this is Tancred Torsson, a friend of Charlie's. Calls himself a storm boy."
"Ah, the rain!" Alice glanced at the window. "Not at school, then," she commented.
"I'm supposed to be dead," Tancred said gloomily. "A boy named Dagbert Endless drowned me -- almost."
"I see." Alice understood immediately.
"I'm so bored," Tancred went on. "There's no one to talk to during the week. I've no idea what's going on at school, and I just feel so out of it. I live miles away, you see. Up in the --" He suddenly stopped and frowned at Alice as if he was worried he'd said too much. "Excuse me," he said, "but who are you?"
"I'm Olivia Vertigo's godmother," said Alice. "Olivia is in trouble. That's why I'm here."
"Really?" Tancred leaned forward eagerly. "That's just it, you see. I never know anything now. What sort of trouble has Olivia gotten herself into?"
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"She didn't get herself into it," Alice said reprovingly. "She was trapped by my opposite's power."
Tancred sat back and digested this. "Ah," he said at last. "You must mean Mrs. Tilpin."
Alice sighed. "I fear so." All at once she looked over her shoulder. "Someone's coming. Tancred, be prepared."
Tancred sat up very straight and laid a hand on his bag. The door opened and Grandma Bone came in. She was wearing her bathrobe and looked very sleepy. "Tea?" she asked with a yawn. "Is it teatime?"
"Yes, I think it is, Grizelda," said Maisie, putting the kettle on.
Grandma Bone turned and stared at Alice and Tancred. "You don't live here," she said.
"I'm staying for a while." Alice gave Grandma Bone a radiant smile. "I'm Alice Angel, remember?"
"I suppose I do." Grandma Bone yawned again. "And who are you?" she asked Tancred.
Tancred sprang to his feet and opened his bag.
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It was full of broken china halfheartedly wrapped in tissue paper. Tancred had gathered up all the broken china his mother had put aside, ready for gluing. Poor Mrs. Torsson now used only plastic cups and saucers, her husband and son having broken every single piece with the violent weather they produced.
"So?" Grandma Bone poked at the china with her bony finger. "Are you trying to sell this stuff? It looks broken."
"Exactly, madam," said Tancred in an odd, gravelly voice. "I'm mending it. Do you have any broken china?"
Grandma Bone stared glumly at Tancred. "No. And I wouldn't give it to you if I had."
Tancred chewed his lip and sat down.
"Here you are, Grizelda," said Maisie. "I've popped two cookies on the saucer."
Grandma Bone took her tea and cookies and left the room without another word.
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"Is Mrs. Bone all right?" asked Tancred in a low voice. "She doesn't seem to be all there."
Maisie laughed. "She's been like that ever since Alice came. I think you've cast a spell on her, Alice."
Alice regarded her long, elegant fingers and said, "I probably have. Oh, look, the rain has stopped."
Tancred grinned sheepishly and stood up. "I was going to wait for Charlie," he said, "but I don't suppose he'll be back for another hour, so I'll head off. Tell him I'll see him tomorrow, maybe at the bookstore."
Maisie saw Tancred to the door. "I'd better warn Charlie about your ..." She tapped her upper lip and gave Tancred a wink.
"Bye, then, Mrs. Jones." Tancred marched confidently up Filbert Street. He noticed that several people were filling their cars with suitcases, bedding, bags, and even plants. People often left the city on Friday, for a weekend away. But the amount of stuff
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that was being crammed into some of the cars made it look as though their owners were going away for months, or even years.
High Street was almost deserted. What was going on? Curiosity got the better of Tancred. "Excuse me," he said to a harassed-looking mother with a baby in a stroller. "Has something happened? I mean, where is everyone?"
"Fog," said the woman.
"Fog?" Tancred looked up and down the street. "I don't see any fog."
"It's coming." The woman walked on.
"Coming?" Tancred called after her. "How do you know? What sort of fog?"
"Bad. It's coming off the river." The woman was actually running now. "Listen to your radio."
Tancred stood still. He looked all around him. Shops were closing. Cars were roaring down High Street, breaking all the speed limits. Tancred changed his mind about going home. The bookstore was closer. He began to jog.
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It was Tancred's intention to go straight to Ingledew's Bookstore, but as he passed the end of Piminy Street, something made him turn onto it. He decided to visit Mrs. Kettle. He hadn't seen her for some time and wanted to make sure she was safe in the street of hooligans and scoundrels.
There was no sign of anyone leaving Piminy Street. If anything, there were even more people about than usual. Oddly dressed people in fashions long gone. Unshaven men who laughed unpleasantly and walked right into Tancred, knocking him aside. There were women in shawls and greasy bonnets, their long skirts trailing in the gutter.
Angry and nervous, Tancred caused a blast of wind to sweep across the street. His electrified hair blew his hat off and rain began to fall again in bucketfuls.
In the Stone Shop, carved creatures with grotesque faces stared out into the street, their eyes glimmering behind the rain that streamed down the windowpane.
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Tancred shuddered and made a dash for the Kettle Shop. A group of teenagers with white faces, velvet coats, and braided hair glared at Tancred as he put his finger on the doorbell and rang and rang and rang. His false mustache slipped off his wet face, and mocking laughter erupted from the teenage gang. He turned to send a blast of wind in their direction but was distracted by the sight of Norton Cross standing on the other side of the road, his gaze fixed on Tancred.
The door was opened at last by Mrs. Kettle, tall and jolly, her red hair as shiny as polished copper. "Come in, young man," she said, hauling Tancred over the doorstep. "As for you lot" -- she glared at the teenagers -- "scram!" She slammed the door.
Tancred stood in the shop, gazing at all the bright kettles. Only a few weeks ago, almost every kettle had been smashed by a vicious stone troll brought to life by Eric Shellhorn. "You've mended them all," he said. "Everything looks just great."
"Come into my parlor," said Mrs. Kettle,
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leading the way through an arch into her private part of the shop. She stopped suddenly and, putting her hand to her chin, said, "I think I should warn you..."
But Tancred had already seen the boy carefully polishing a big copper kettle. It was Dagbert the drowner.
The two boys stared at each other in horror, and then Dagbert uttered a low wail and shook his head. "You're dead," he moaned, "dead, dead, dead!" And dashing past Tancred, he ran out of the shop.
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16. A DISTANT VOICE
There's been a mishap," said Maisie as Charlie and Emma walked into the kitchen at number nine.
"Not another one." Charlie dropped into a chair and hungrily regarded the food on the table. "Good spread, Maisie. I'm starving."
Emma took a chair beside him, and Charlie handed her a plate of chicken sandwiches.
"Emma's come to see Alice," he told Maisie.
Before he could say any more, Alice came in and sat at the table. "Emma, how lovely to see you!" Alice beamed with pleasure, and so did Emma.
Charlie quickly explained his idea for releasing Olivia from her bewitching. Alice looked at him with great interest, her head on one side, before saying, "Charlie, that's an excellent idea." She turned to Emma. "So can you describe this vest for me, the little details, the placing of the sequins, the size of the armholes, the length, the buttonholes?"
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"Every night, when Liv takes it off in the bathroom, I take a good look," said Emma. "She snatches it up very quickly, hardly looks at it, when she puts it back on. So I don't think she'll notice if it's not an exact match." She reached into her pocket and brought out a folded piece of paper, which she flattened out and laid in front of Alice.
"A sketch! Emma, this is wonderful!" Alice bent over Emma's drawing of the vest and studied it intently.