He sat back, with his notebook and his pencil, and— closely observed by the Hill Bluffer who had hunkered down nearby—performed the simple geometric calculation that gave him an approximate measurement of the opposite cliff as being some sixty feet in vertical height. If the other cliff was sixty feet high, it could hardly be much more than that from where he sat right now to the valley below. He had brought with him a hundred feet of rope, so he had more than enough to let himself down into the valley once darkness fell.
“Well, I suppose I might as well tell you,” Bill said. “What I plan to do is climb down this cliff here into the valley, and climb back up after I’ve gotten hold of the gong I said I’d bring back.”
The Bluffer stared at him. For a moment, it seemed that even the Dilbian postman was finally at a loss for words. Then he found his voice.
“Down the cliff!” he echoed.
He got to his feet; and, screened by the bushes that grew thickly along the lip of the cliff, and by the trees surrounding, he moved to where he could peer over the edge of the cliff as Bill had earlier done. He peered for a long moment and then came back shaking his head sadly.
“Pick-and-Shovel,” he said, “you’re either plumb crazy, or better than any man or Shorty I’ve ever seen.”
Bill had expected just this reaction. The cliff was a vertical face but not a smooth one. The dark granitic rock of which it was composed was roughened and broken by outcroppings and fissures large enough to supply adequate hand-holds for someone like Bill who had had rock-climbing experience. With a couple of other experienced climbers to help him and proper equipment, Bill would have felt quite confident about tackling it without any further aid. However, what were adequate hand- and foot-holds for someone with mountaineering experience were not necessarily sufficient to make climbable such a route for another human, without mountaineering experience—let alone a Dilbian, with his much greater weight and clumsiness. Consequently, it was not surprising that the Bluffer found the notion ridiculous—as undoubtedly would the outlaws themselves, or any of the other Dilbians resident in the neighborhood.
To tell the truth, Bill found it a little ridiculous himself. Not the idea of scaling it in full daylight with a team and proper equipment—but the idea of doing it by himself, with his few homemade devices, alone and in the dark. However, he had the rope up his sleeve—or rather, around his waist— which he now decided to keep secret even from the Bluffer.
“It’s dark down in the valley now,” he said as casually as possible. “Let’s walk along the cliff until we find a good place for me to start down.”
They started out together, the Dilbian postman shaking his head, with a renewed air of skepticism. A little farther along the edge of the cliff, in the rapidly gathering gloom, they came to a place where part of the rock had fallen away, leaving a notch about eight feet wide going down, narrowing as it went into the dimness below.
“Here’s a good spot,” said Bill with a cheerfulness that he did not completely feel. “Suppose you come back for me here about sunrise. I’ll be waiting for you.”
“It’s your neck,” said the Bluffer, with philosophy. “I’ll be here. I hope you are.”
“Don’t worry about me,” said Bill. As the Bluffer watched curiously, he began to climb cautiously backward down into the cleft—the notch in the edge of the cliff.
Setting himself securely, with his feet braced and his left hand firmly locked around a projection of the rock, with his right hand he unbuttoned his shirt and began to unwrap the rope from around his waist. It took a matter of some few minutes for him to get it all unwound. He was left at last with the rope lying in coils upon and between his feet and with one end in his grasp. He searched around him for some strong point of anchor.
He found it in a projecting, somewhat upward-thrusting boss of rock about half a foot to his right, just outside the cleft itself. He wrapped his end of rope several times securely around the boss and tied it there. Then, cautiously, bit by bit, he put his weight on the anchored rope until all of his weight was upon it.
The rope held firm around the boss. Gingerly, with his breath quickening in spite of all of his determination and experience, Bill abandoned the security of the cliff for the open rock-face with the rope as his only support.
For a moment, he swung pendulumlike, giddily upon the rope. Then his feet, catching the cliff face, stopped his movement. Slowly, carefully, he began to let himself down the vertical wall of rock, his hands holding firmly to the rope, and his feet walking backward down the vertical surface.
Both the valley floor and all its walls were in deep darkness now. The sun had been set for some minutes, and, so far, no moon had risen. In the obscurity, Bill lowered himself cautiously down the rope, stopping only now and then, when he encountered secure footholds, to rest his arms— which alone took the weight of his body upon the rope. By this procedure, slowly and with a number of pauses, Bill went down into darkness.
He had made knots in the rope at ten-foot intervals. He had counted off more than seven of these—which would make the distance from himself to the bottom of the cliff alone higher than he had figured the cliff face to be. He was wondering with the first, fine, small teeth of panic nibbling at his nerves whether his calculations might not have been badly in error and there was more cliff than he had rope, when, stepping down, his foot jarred suddenly upon a flat and solid surface.
Peering about, he saw that he had reached the valley floor.
Bill stepped down with his other foot and let go of the rope. With a sigh of relief, he turned about and stood supported by his own two legs alone. Now that he was on level ground, he could barely make out the black-against-black of bushes and trees nearby. Cautiously, he began to feel his way among them—not without a scratched face and scratched hands from the spidery limbs and branches he encountered.
Pausing, he turned and looked back up the cliff down which he had come. By the moonlight, he was able to make out the notch at the top of the cliff where he had started his climb down into the valley. It stood out clearly, now that the moon was risen, and he marked it in his mind—for he would have to find his rope again in order to get back out of the valley.
Having located himself, Bill turned about and peered through the open dimness of the valley floor, still in shadow from the rising moon. Some five hundred yards away, and barely discernible, chunks of heavier darkness, with here and there a little crack of yellow light showing about their walls where light from within escaped through the gaps of a high curtain, he made out the buildings of the outlaw settlement.
He went toward them.
As he got closer, it was easy for him to distinguish the large eating hall from the others. It was still occupied, for not only was light showing here and there through its curtains, but the sounds of cheerful, if argumentative, Dilbian male voices came clearly to his ear. Giving the building a wide berth, Bill circled to his left and began, one by one, to examine the smaller buildings as he encountered them.
Peering through a crack in one set of curtains where yellow light showed, Bill discovered what appeared to be nothing less than a regiment of young Dilbians evidently engaged in something between a pillow fight and a general game of Red Rover, for which purpose they had divided into two teams, one at each end of the building—from which they raced at intervals to the other end, roaring at the top of their lungs and batting out furiously at any other runner who came within reach.
Fascinated—for Bill had not seen any of the younger generation of Dilbia’s natives until this moment—he stood staring through a gap in the curtain until the sound of a door opening at the far end of the room and the appearance of an adult Dilbian not only brought the game to a dose but reminded him that he was an intruder here. He turned back to his searching.
He had investigated all of the buildings but two, when distantly—but unmistakably—the sounds of a human voice fell on his ear. Turning about, he followed it to one of the buildings not yet investigated, found
a window, and peered in through an opening—actually a tear—in the hide curtain.
He had found Anita. But, unfortunately, she was not alone. She was seated in a circle with at least a dozen powerful and competent-looking Dilbian females, working on what looked like a large net.
Dominating the group was a heavy-bodied, older female who looked like a small, distaff edition of More Jam. The group had all the cozy appearance of a ladies’ sewing circle back on Earth. Bill could hardly stick his head in the door and ask Anita to step outside and talk to him. On the other hand, every minute he stood about out in the open in Outlaw Valley increased the chance of some local inhabitant stumbling over him.
And the rapidly rising moon would be shining full on the valley floor very shortly.
Chapter 16
As he continued to watch through the tear in the curtain, undecided as to what he should do, Bill’s hypnoed information came to mind with the advice that this was a net of the sort used by Dilbians to capture the wild, musk-oxlike herbivores that roamed the Dilbian forest. Anita apparently had been entertaining the others with some kind of a story. For, as Bill put his eye to the rent in the curtain, all the rest burst into laughter hardly less rough and boisterous than Bill had heard from their male counterparts at the eating hall.
“—Of course,” said Anita when the laughter died down, apparently referring back to the story she had just been telling, “I wouldn’t want Bone Breaker to lose his temper, and string me up by the heels.”
“He’d better not try,” said the fat matriarch meaningfully, looking around the circle. “Not while we’re around. Eh, girls?”
There was a chorus of assent, grim-voiced enough to send a shiver down the back of Bill, watching at the window.
“My father—Bone Breaker’s great-grandfather—” went on the speaker, looking triumphantly around the circle, “was a Grandfather of the Hunters Clan near Wildwood Peak,” went on Bone Breaker’s great-aunt. “And his father, before him was a Grandfather.”
“What about Bone Breaker’s own grandfather?” queried the smallest of the female Dilbians, sitting almost directly opposite Anita, who was at the left of Bone Breaker’s great-aunt in the circle. “Was he a Grandfather too?”
“He was not, Noggle Head,” replied Bone Breaker’s great-aunt majestically. “He was a tanner. But a very excellent tanner, one of the toughest men who ever walked on two legs and a good deal sneakier than most, if I say so myself who was his blood sister.”
“Indeed, No Rest,” spoke up another comfortably upholstered female a quarter of the way around the circle from Anita, “we all know how you lean over backward, if anything, where your relatives are concerned.”
Mutters of agreement, which Bill could not be sure were either real or feigned, arose from the rest of the group.
“But to get back to little Dirty Teeth here,” said No Rest, turning to Anita. “The last thing we’d want to do is be without you and these interesting little tales you tell us about you Shorty females.” The circle muttered agreement. “Some of the funniest things I’ve ever heard, and so—educational.” The last word was uttered with a particular emphasis that brought a hum of approval from the other females.
“Oh, well,” said Anita modestly, her hands, like the hands of the females about her, busy at tying knots in the net as she spoke, “of course, as you know, under our Shorty agreement with the Fatties, I’m not supposed to mention anything that they wouldn’t mention. But I don’t see any harm in telling you these little stories—which, for all you know, I’m just making up out of thin air as I go.”
“Oh, yes,” said Word-and-a-Half, with a wink and a nod at the others. “Making them up! Of course you are!”
“Well,” said Anita, “there was this time my grandmother wanted a certain piece of furniture—” Anita broke off. “A sort of a chair—we call it an overstuffed chair. It’s like a grandfather’s chair, like a bench with a backrest to it. Only besides that, it’s padded so it’s soft, not only on the seat but on the backrest where you lean back against it.”
A buzz of interest and astonishment convulsed the group.
“A grandfather chair! And soft?” said Word-and-a-Half in a pleased, but shocked tone of voice. “How did she dare—!”
“Oh, we Shorty females have gotten all sorts of things,” said Anita thoughtfully. “And, after all, why shouldn’t a female have a grandfatherlike chair? Doesn’t she get tired, too?”
“Of course she does!” said No Rest sternly.
“Doesn’t a female get old and wise, just like a grandfather?” said Anita.
“Absolutely!” trumpeted No Rest. The circle burst into a mutter of agreement.
“Go on, Dirty Teeth,” urged No Rest, quieting the circle with a glance.
“Well, as I say,” said Dirty Teeth, carefully watching the knot she was making as she spoke, “my grandmother wanted this chair, but she knew there wasn’t much use in asking her man to make it for her. She knew he’d just give some reason for not making it. So what do you suppose she did?”
“Hit him on the head?” suggested Noggle Head hopefully.
“Of course not,” said Anita. There was a chorus of sneers and sniffs from the rest. Noggle Head shrank back into silence. “She realized immediately this was an occasion that called for being sneaky. So one day when her husband was sitting dozing just after lunch, he heard chopping sounds out back. Well, the only ax around the house was his; so he got up and went out to see what was going on. And he saw my grandmother chopping up some lengths of wood.
“ ‘What’re you doing with an ax?’ shouted my grandfather. ‘Women aren’t supposed to use axes! That’s my ax!’
“ ‘I know,” answered my grandmother meekly, putting the ax down, ‘but I didn’t want to bother you. There was this thing I wanted to build. So I just thought I’d try building it myself—’
“ ‘You build it!’ roared my grandfather. ‘You don’t know how to use an ax! How would you know how to build anything?’
“ ‘Well, I went and asked how to do it,’ my grandmother answered quietly. ‘I didn’t want to bother you, so I went down the road here to our next neighbor, and asked her husband—’
“At that my grandfather let out a bellow of rage.
“ ‘Him? You asked him? That lard-head couldn’t build anything more complicated than tying one stick to another!’ he shouted. ‘How did he tell you how to build it? Just tell me—how did he say you ought to do it?’
“ ‘Well …’ began my grandmother; and she went on to describe the thing she wanted to build, with its backrest and its padding and all that. But before she was halfway through, my grandfather had grabbed the ax out of her hand and was busy telling her how wrong her neighbor’s husband had been in his direction, and he’d started to build the chair himself to prove it.”
Anita paused, and sighed and looked up and around at her audience.
“Well, that was it,” she said. “Inside of a week my grandmother had the padded chair with the backrest just the way she wanted it.”
There was first a titter, then a roar of laughter that gradually built up until some of the females dropped the net, and showed signs of literally rolling about on the floor in an excess of enjoyment.
“I thought you’d like hearing about that,” said Anita meekly, working away at the net when they were all silent once more. “—But I ought to tell you that that was only the beginning.”
“The beginning?” echoed Noggle Head in awe from across the circle. “You mean afterward he figured out what she’d done to him and—”
“Not likely!” sniffed No Rest. “A man figure out how he’d been made a fool of? He wouldn’t want to figure it out. Even if he came close to figuring it out, he’d back away from it for fear he would find out something he wouldn’t like!” She turned to Anita. “Wasn’t that the way it was, Dirty Teeth?”
“You’re right as usual, No Rest,” said Anita. “What I meant was, it was just the beginning of what my grandmoth
er had set out to do. You see, this one chair was just the beginning. She wanted a whole house full of furniture like that.”
Gasps and grunts of sincere astonishment arose from her audience. Even No Rest seemed a little shaken.
“A whole houseful, Dirty Teeth?” said the outlaw matriarch. “Wasn’t that maybe going a litle bit too far?”
“My grandmother didn’t think so,” replied Anita seriously. “After all, a man gets anything he wants, doesn’t he? All a woman has is her house and her children, isn’t that right? And the children grow up and leave fast enough, don’t they?”
“How true,” said No Rest, shaking her head sadly. “Yes, every word of it’s true. Go on, Dirty Teeth, how did your grandmother get her whole house full of furniture?”
“You’ll never guess,” said Anita.
“She hit him on the head—” Noggle Head was beginning hopefully, when she was sneered into silence almost automatically by the rest of the audience.
“No,” said Anita. “What my grandmother did was to take off one day and go down and visit her neighbor—the same one whose husband she had asked about building the piece of furniture she wanted—because she had really asked him, you see.”
“Ah,” said No Rest meaningfully, nodding her head as if she had known it all the time.
“And,” went on Anita, “she quite naturally invited her neighbor up to her house for a bite to eat and to look at her new chair that her husband had built. Well, the neighbor came up and admired the chair very much, and went home again. And what do you think happened before a week was out?”