“You attach them to your shirt,” said the woman, helpfully. “They show you’ve paid.”
“Ah,” said Ewell, handing one to Falsey and clipping the other one on.
The woman gave them a glossy brochure. “Here’s a map of the galleries,” she said. “And there’s a coatroom over there.” She pointed to her right.
“Thank you kindly,” said Ewell.
They stepped forward. A dark-skinned man wearing a brown turban and a security officer’s blue blazer, white shirt, and red tie, was standing at the top of the four wide steps that led out of the Rotunda. “Where’s the Bogus Shale?” asked Ewell.
The guard smiled, as if Ewell had said something funny. “Back there; the entrance is by the coat check.”
Ewell nodded, but Falsey had continued going forward. Just ahead, two giant staircases rounded out onto this level, one on the left and one on the right. It was easy to see that each set of stone steps went up three floors, and the one on the right continued down into the basement. Each staircase encircled a huge totem pole of dark wood. Falsey had stopped by one of the totems and was staring up. The pole rose all the way to the ceiling and was topped by a carved eagle. The wood was devoid of paint, and had long vertical cracks in it.
“Will you look at that?” said Falsey.
Ewell glanced at it. Pagan symbols of a heathen people. “Come on,” he said.
The two walked back through the Rotunda. Next to the coat check was a set of open glass doors, with a carved-stone sign above them that said Garfield Weston Exhibition Hall; there were wheat sheaves on either side of the Weston name. Above this was a dark-blue fabric banner proclaiming in white letters:
TREASURES OF THE BURGESS SHALE
Fossils from the Cambrian Explosion
Along the sides of the doors were logos and names of the corporate sponsors who had made the exhibition possible, including Bank of Montreal, Abitibi-Price, Bell Canada, and the Toronto Sun.
Falsey and Ewell entered the gallery. A mural depicting a supposedly ancient ocean bottom dominated one wall, with all sorts of bizarre critters swimming around. Display cases with angled glass tops lined the other walls and a central room divider.
“Look,” said Ewell, pointing.
Falsey nodded. The cases jutted out from the walls; there was space underneath each one. Explosives could easily be planted there—but they’d probably be spotted, if not by adults, certainly by little kids.
There were perhaps a hundred people milling around, looking at the fossils or listening to video presentations about their discovery. Ewell pulled a small, spiral-bound notebook out of his hip pocket and began making notes. He walked through the gallery, counting the number of cases—there were twenty-six. Falsey, meanwhile, discreetly noted the three security cameras, two that were fixed, and one that panned back and forth. They would present a problem—but not an insurmountable one.
Ewell didn’t care what the fossils themselves looked like, but young Falsey did. He examined each case in turn. They contained slabs of gray shale held in place by little Plexiglas posts. It would be a tricky problem; although shales could shatter if dropped, they could also be quite strong. Unless the explosions were designed just right, the display cases might be damaged but the rocks with their bizarre fossils might escape unscathed.
“Mommy,” said a little boy, “what are those?” Falsey looked at where the child was pointing. At the back of the room were two large models: one showed a creature with numerous stiltlike legs and waving tentacles coming off its back. The other showed a creature walking on tubular legs with a forest of spikes rising up from its body.
The child’s mother, a pretty woman in her twenties, peered at a placard, then explained for her son. “Well, dear, see, they weren’t quite sure how this creature looked, because it’s so strange. Originally, they couldn’t even tell which way was up, so it’s been modeled two different ways here.”
The child seemed satisfied by the answer, but Falsey had to fight to keep from speaking. The fossil was an obvious lie, a test of faith. That it didn’t look right no matter which way you put it was proof that it had never really been alive. It tore his heart out to see a young mind being led astray by all this trickery.
Falsey and Ewell spent an hour in the gallery, completely familiarizing themselves with it. Falsey sketched the contents of each display case so that he knew exactly how the fossils were deployed within. Ewell noted the alarm systems—they were obvious if you knew what you were looking for.
And when they were done, they exited the museum. Outside, there was a large group of people, many sporting buttons depicting the traditional big-headed black-eyed gray alien; they’d been there when Falsey and Ewell had entered, too—UFO nuts and religious fanatics, waiting for a glimpse of the alien or its ship.
Falsey bought a tiny, oily bag of popcorn from a street vendor. He ate some and tossed the rest, kernel by kernel, at the numerous pigeons that were waddling along the sidewalk.
“Well,” said Ewell, “what do you think?”
Falsey shook his head. “No place to hide bombs. And no guarantee that even if we could hide them that the rock slabs would be damaged by the explosions.”
Ewell nodded reluctantly, as if he’d been forced to the same conclusion. “It means we’ll have to take direct action,” he said.
“I’m afraid so.” Falsey turned and faced the imposing stone facade of the museum, with its wide steps leading up to the glass entrance doors and the triptych of stained-glass windows rising up above those doors.
“Too bad we didn’t get to see the alien,” Falsey said.
Ewell nodded, sharing Cooter’s disappointment. “The aliens may believe in God, but they haven’t yet found Christ. Imagine if we could be the ones to introduce them to the Savior…”
“That would be glorious,” said Falsey, his eyes wide. “Absolutely glorious.”
Ewell pulled out the city map they’d been using. “Well,” he said, “it looks like if we take the subway four stops south, that will put us purty near the place where they tape The Red Green Show.” He tapped the large red square labeled “CBC Broadcasting Ctr.”
Falsey smiled, all thoughts of greater glory temporarily banned from his mind. They both loved The Red Green Show and had been surprised to learn it was made here in Canada. There was a taping tonight, and tickets were free. “Let’s go,” he said. They walked over to the entrance stairwell and descended below the street.
All right, I’ll admit it. There’s one good thing about dying: it causes you to be introspective. As Samuel Johnson said, “When a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully.”
I knew why I was resisting the notion of intelligent design so much—why almost all evolutionists do. We had fought for more than a century against creationists, against fools who believed that the Earth was made in 4004 B.C. during six literal twenty-four-hour days; that fossils, if they had any validity at all, were remnants of Noah’s flood; that a deceptive God had created the universe with starlight already en route to us, giving the illusion of great distances and great age.
The popular account was that Thomas Henry Huxley had slain Bishop “Soapy Sam” Wilberforce in the great evolution debate. And Clarence Darrow, so I’d been taught, had buried William Jennings Bryan during the Scopes trial. But the battle had only begun with them. Others kept coming, spewing garbage under the guise of so-called creation science, forcing evolution out of the classroom, even today, even here at the beginning of the twenty-first century, trying to force a literal, fundamentalist interpretation of the Bible into the mainstream.
We’d fought the good fight, Stephen Jay Gould, Richard Dawkins, and even me, to a lesser extent—I didn’t have the soapbox of the other two, but I’d debated my share of creationists at the Royal Ontario Museum and U of T. And twenty years ago, the ROM’s own Chris McGowan had written a crackerjack book called In the Beginning: A Scientist Shows Why the Creationists Are Wrong. But I remembe
r a friend of mine—a guy who teaches philosophy—pointing out the arrogance of that subtitle: one man was going to show why all the creationists everywhere were benighted. Maybe we could be forgiven our siege mentality, though. Polls in the United States showed that even today, less than a quarter of the population believed in evolution.
To grant that there had been any guiding intelligence, at any point, would open the floodgates. We’d struggled so long, and so hard, and some of us had even been jailed for the sake of the cause, that to allow for even a moment the possibility of an intelligent designer would be tantamount to raising the white flag. The media, we’d felt sure, would have a field day, ignorance would reign supreme, and not only would Johnny be unable to read, he wouldn’t know any real science, either.
In retrospect, maybe we should have been more open, maybe we should have considered other possibilities, maybe we should not have glossed so readily over the rough spots in Darwin’s theory, but the cost, it had always seemed, was too high.
The Forhilnors weren’t creationists, of course—no more so, really, than were any scientists who accepted the big bang, with its definite creation point (something Einstein had found so abhorrent to common sense that he’d made what he regarded as the “greatest blunder” of his life, cooking his equations for relativity to avoid the universe ever having a beginning).
And now the floodgates were open. Now everyone, everywhere, was talking about creation, and the big bang, and the previous cycles of existence, and the fudging of fundamental constants, and intelligent design.
And the charges were running high against evolutionists and biochemists and cosmologists and paleontologists, claiming that we’d known—or at least had an inkling—that perhaps all this might be true, and that we’d deliberately suppressed it, rejecting papers submitted to journals on these topics, and ridiculing those who had published such ideas in the popular press, lumping anyone who supported the anthropic cosmological principle in with the obviously deluded fundamentalist young-Earth creationists.
Of course, phone calls poured in requesting interviews with me—approximately one every three minutes, according to the logs from the ROM’s switchboard. I’d told Dana, the departmental assistant, that unless the Dalai Lama or the pope called, not to bother me. I’d been joking, but representatives of both were on the phone to the ROM within twenty-four hours of Salbanda’s revelations in Brussels.
As much as I wanted to dive publicly into the fray, I couldn’t. I didn’t have the time to spare.
I stood bending over my desk, trying to sort through the papers on it. There was a request from the AMNH for a copy of that paper I’d done on Nanshiungosaurus; a proposed budget for the paleobiology department that had to be approved by me before the end of the week; a letter from a high-school student who wanted to become a paleontologist and was looking for career advice; employee-evaluation forms for Dana; an invitation to give a lecture in Berlin; galley proofs of that introduction I wrote for Danilova and Tamasaki’s handbook; two article manuscripts for the JVP that I’d agreed to referee; two quotes on the resin we needed; a requisition form that I had to fill out to get the damned lighting for the Camptosaurus in the Dinosaur Gallery fixed; a copy of my own book that had been sent to me for an autograph; seven—no, eight—unanswered letters on other topics; my own expense-claim form for the previous quarter that had to be filled out; the departmental long-distance bill, with calls that no one had yet owned up to highlighted in yellow.
It was too much. I sat down, turned to my computer, tapped the E-mail icon. Seventy-three new messages waiting; Christ, I didn’t have time to even begin to wade through that many.
Just then, Dana stuck her head through the door. “Tom, I really need those vacation schedules approved.”
“I know,” I said. “I’ll get to it.”
“As soon as you can, please,” she said.
“I said I’ll get to it!”
She looked startled. I don’t think I’d ever snapped at her before. But she disappeared out into the corridor before I could apologize.
Maybe I should have just dispensed with or delegated all my administrative duties, but, well, if I stepped down as department head, surely my successor would claim the right to be Hollus’s guide. Besides, I couldn’t leave everything a mess; I had to wrap things up, complete as much as I could, before…
Before…
I sighed and turned away from the computer, looking again at the piles of stuff on my desk.
There wasn’t enough time, dammitall. There just wasn’t enough time.
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19
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any employees have no idea how much their bosses make, but I knew to the penny what Christine Dorati was pulling down. The law in Ontario required public disclosures of all civil-service salaries of over a hundred thousand Canadian dollars per year; the ROM had just four staff members who fell into that category. Christine made $179,952 last year, plus $18,168 in taxable benefits—and she had an office that reflected that stature. Despite my complaints about the way Christine ran the museum, I understood that it was necessary for her to have such an office. She had to entertain potential donors there, as well as government bigwigs who could boost or slash our budget on a whim.
I’d been sitting in my office, waiting for my pain pills to settle, when I’d gotten the call saying Christine wanted to see me. Walking was a good way to get the pills to stay down, so I didn’t mind. I headed off to her office.
“Hi, Christine,” I said, after Indira let me pass into the inner sanctum. “You wanted to see me?”
Christine was looking at something on the web; she raised a hand to tell me to be patient a moment longer. Beautiful textiles hung from her office walls. There was a suit of armor behind Christine’s desk; ever since our Armour Court—which I’d always thought had been a rather popular exhibit—had been scrubbed to make room for one of Christine’s trademark feed-them-pablum displays, we’d had more suits of armor than we knew what to do with. Christine also had a stuffed passenger pigeon (the ROM’s Centre for Biodiversity and Conservation Biology—the slapped-together catchall formed by merging the old ichthyology, herpetology, mammalogy, and ornithology departments—had about twenty of them). She also had a cluster of quartz crystals as big as a large microwave oven, salvaged from the old Geology Gallery; a beautiful jade Buddha, about the size of a basketball; an Egyptian canopic jar; and, of course, a dinosaur skull—a fiberglass cast from a Lambeosaurus. The blade-shaped crest on the duckbill’s head at one end of the room nicely balanced the double-headed ax held by the suit of armor at the other.
Christine clicked her mouse, minimizing her browser window, and at last gave me her full attention. She gestured with an open palm toward one of the three leather-upholstered swivel chairs that faced her desk. I took the middle one, feeling a certain trepidation as I did so; Christine had a policy of never offering a seat if the meeting was to be wrapped up quickly.
“Hello, Tom,” she said. She made a solicitous face. “How are you feeling?”
I shrugged a little; there wasn’t much to say. “As well as can be expected, I suppose.”
“Are you in much pain?”
“It comes and goes,” I said. “I’ve got some pills that help.”
“Good,” she said. She was quiet for a time; that was abnormal for Christine, who usually seemed to be in a great hurry. Finally, she spoke again. “How’s Suzanne doing? She holding up all right?”
I didn’t correct her on my wife’s name. “She’s managing. There’s a support group that meets at the Richmond Hill Public Library; she goes to meetings there once a week.”
“I’m sure they’re a comfort to her.”
I said nothing.
“And Richie? How’s he?”
Two in a row was too much. “It’s Ricky,” I said.
“Ah, sorry. How’s he doing?”
I shrugged again. “He’s frightened. But he’s a brave kid.”
Christine gestured
toward me, as if that only made sense given who Ricky’s father was. I tipped my head in thanks at the unspoken compliment. She was silent a moment longer, then: “I’ve been talking to Petroff, over in H.R. He says you’re fully covered. You could go on long-term-disability leave and receive eighty-five percent of your salary.”
I blinked and thought carefully about my next words. “I’m not sure it’s your place to be discussing my insurance situation with anyone.”
Christine raised both hands, palms out. “Oh, I didn’t discuss you in particular; I just asked about the general case of an employee with a ter—with a serious illness.” She’d started to say “terminal,” of course, but hadn’t been able to bring herself to use the word. Then she smiled. “And you’re covered. You don’t have to work anymore.”
“I know that. But I want to work.”
“Wouldn’t you rather be spending your time with Suzanne and Rich—Ricky?”
“Susan has her own job, and Ricky’s in grade one; he’s in school full days.”
“Still, Tom, I think…Isn’t it time you faced facts? You’re not able to bring a hundred percent to your job anymore. Isn’t it time you took some leave?”
I was in pain, as always, and that just made it harder to control my temper. “I don’t want to take any leave,” I said. “I want to work. Damn it, Christine, my oncologist says it’s good for me to be coming to work every day.”
Christine shook her head, as if saddened that I was unable to see the big picture. “Tom, I’ve got to think of what’s best for the museum.” She took a deep breath. “You must know Lillian Kong.”