“Practically speaking? No sexual function. In pituitary giants, that’s to be expected. His genitalia are fully formed, but very small. His testes are descended. Am I being too specific? No? I wouldn’t say that he even thinks about sex. I’m sure he doesn’t miss it.”
“Did you ask him that?” said Caroline.
“I know he likes girls,” I said.
“I’m sure he does,” the doctor said, in a slightly kinder voice. “I never said he didn’t. I just don’t believe he’s interested in them sexually.”
“But you didn’t ask him,” Caroline said.
The doctor picked up his coat and shook some lingering rain out of it; it splattered on the floor. “Mrs. Strickland, I suspect you are a romantic. But as I’m sure your mother told you, romance and sex are not the same thing, now, are they? Some people believe that the secret to a happy life is mind over matter. To my way of thinking, this is backward. It is the body that is stronger than the mind, more determined, and more usually correct. One must trust one’s body. One must not second-guess it. Hypochondria kills more people than cancer. Hypochondria is the result of too much romantic thinking.”
“Romantic thinking runs in the family,” said Caroline. “Bad as arthritis.”
“Well then,” the doctor said. “Perhaps he’ll die of that.” He put on his coat; I could tell by his displeased expression that it was still cold and wet. “That is not a diagnosis, mind you. I am not qualified to diagnose romance.”
“I’m sure you aren’t, Doctor,” said Caroline.
I went back to the cottage once we’d rid ourselves of our unpleasant medical guest. James jumped when I walked in.
“Thought you were that doctor, come back for more,” he said.
“How was your talk?”
James made a face. “Don’t know. He’s nosy.”
“Doctors are.”
“I know doctors, Peggy. I know what kind of questions they normally ask. He’d write something down, and then say, Do you always hold your hands like that? And I’d look at my hands and say, I suppose so, and he’d write something down that was a lot longer than ’patient says, I suppose so,’ so I’d ask him what it was, and he’d just smile. It wasn’t much of a medical examination, I mean, he did a little. Looked me over, felt my stomach, asked me did I think my sense of smell was normal.”
“He asked us that, too. Is it?”
“I think so. Now I’m not so sure. I mean, how would I know?”
“Did he say anything useful?”
“Not really. But he said he’d have an article out about it in six months, maybe. Journal of the American Medical Association. They printed his last one.” He stretched his legs out and regarded them, as if to reassure himself that they were just legs, not hatch-marked and numbered at every unit of measurement. “All he really wanted to do was measure me.”
“Well, you’re expanding your places of publication at any rate,” I said. “Soon I’ll expect you to be on the cover of every magazine in the country.”
“Not if I can help it,” James said.
But the article proved to be one we would not save. “Giantism: Report of a Case” was hateful. I had not known that science could be hateful. It described his impressions of James, though of course his impressions were presented as solid facts. No conclusions, no prognosis; just endless rude sentences about “the schoolboy giant.” James was preacromegalic. That was one medical term. He was also colossal, stupendous, Gargantuan, phenomenal.
Also: slow to respond to questions, introverted, morose, short of attention. His motor coordination is not good, or else he is unduly sloppy by nature. He is careless in his dress. His handwriting is untidy and poorly legible.
“Did he request a writing sample?” I asked James.
“He picked up some notes from my desk. I was tired. I was cold.”
He shows a vapid interest in seeing any memoranda made by a questioner. His sense of position, for his arms, hands, legs, and feet, is very poor.
Dr. Calloway described James physically piece by piece, forehead to nose to ears to feet, not liking a single detail. His fingers are “double jointed,” and they curl themselves up in bizarre positions and assume ungainly and gruesome postures.
His beautiful, useful hands!
His chest is barrel-shaped. The scapular borders are straight, and the curves of the clavicles are straightened out a little from normal. His heart shares in his proportions.
I’d already grown to hate metaphorical descriptions of James. Here was a catalog of his every part by a man who would not know a metaphor from a semaphore, and it was so ugly I could barely read it.
He has been bothered much by the curious, who want to see such a freak.
The last three paragraphs were a discussion of circus giants and their humbuggery. The Life of Barnum, Written by Himself was one of the footnotes.
I could not imagine how this quack—this man-measurer who couldn’t even remember to bring a measuring tape—could have met our James and come away being anything but astounded. James was nowhere in any of it, except in the table charting his growth.
Perhaps young Ernest Calloway, M.D., was tortured by bedtime stories, perhaps he heard “Jack and the Beanstalk” and was thereafter pursued in nightly dreams by a giant. That the giant died at the end of the story was not enough; little Ernie grew up to be a man who intended to prove that there was no such thing. Men who claimed to be eight foot four were really six foot seven. They wore lifts in their shoes and huge feathered hats. They were just trying to scare you, trick you, but they were frauds.
When he met a man as tall as the rumors, as tall as a bedtime story, he had to dispose of him in a different way. The giant is stupid, the giant is slow, the giant is ugly. The giant is no match for Ernest Calloway, M.D., giant-slayer.
An Average Oddity
Dr. Calloway’s article proved one thing to James: no matter what, people would think terrible things about him.
He could hold his paintbrush while he talked to them. He could discuss nineteenth-century artists, or thirteenth-century royalty, or twentieth-century comic book characters; he could look at a speaker evenly, listen expertly, ask questions. “Where in Maine?” he’d say, or, “Is accounting rewarding work?” hoping that if he showed enough interest in a visitor, they’d be a little less interested in him. It would just be an ordinary conversation then, the sort that goes on in diners, or across the seats in a taxicab, or during an insurance transaction.
But nothing worked. In the end visitors went away, remembering only that they had talked to the Tallest Man in the World, whose name they had probably not bothered to learn. After a while he started asking money for photographs. “A little money for my trouble,” he said, charging more to people he thought could afford it, to those he did not like.
That summer, New York beckoned.
It had been beckoning all along, of course. Not the way Cape Cod is always beckoning, its curled finger saying to the whole rest of the country, come a little closer, till on the Fourth of July weekend the rest of the country is unaccountably standing on a beach in Provincetown, wondering: How did I get here? And: Is this all there is? New York’s call was neither subtle nor polite, and it came in the form of a nineteen-year-old boy who said to me and his aunt and uncle: I have to go. When we expressed doubts, he said: I have to go before I die.
“I’ll go with the circus if you think that’s the best thing,” he said to me. He’d written a letter to Hugh Peters, the president of the shoe store chain, who never responded. Yes, I told him with relief, I thought it was.
“It’s time for me to get over my stage fright, I guess,” he said. “Not that it’s the stage I’m frightened of.”
“What, then?”
He looked wistful, the way fear sometimes resembles wistfulness. “It’s stupid. Fire.”
There had been a famous awful circus fire fifteen years before. Exits had been so badly marked that people died in an avalanche of audience pushing to e
scape. “But you won’t be in a tent. That was the problem. This is indoors. Fire exits marked. And think about how much more careful they have to be now.”
“No, that’s not the fire I meant.” Still, he shivered, thinking of it. “I meant all of those Barnum fires. The one where the giantess had to be lifted out by a crane. That was an indoor fire.”
Well, yes, and how did he know that? Years before I’d given him books, practically a blueprint of what he should plan to be terrified by in years to come. “They’re prepared now,” I said. “And if there’s a fire, I promise you’ll be rescued first. We’ll have it written into your contract.”
“You’ll come with me?” he said.
I was startled—not by the request but by the realization that I’d always assumed I would. It seemed only sensible that I chaperone. It was summer and Oscar was busy with his hotel, and Caroline, as always, was busy with Alice. Of course I would go along.
So we wrote a proposal to Barnum and Bailey. An appearance in New York; private hotel rooms for him and for his chaperone, Miss Peggy Cort; the center ring, not the sideshow. If everything went well, he’d consider other appearances.
He read his letter aloud to me. “ ‘Perhaps I’m asking for a lot, but as you have no doubt read, I’m not an ordinary …’ I can’t figure out what word to put there.”
“Man? Performer? Attraction.”
“Oddity,” he said. He gave the word a French lilt; it was a term he’d probably pulled from a book. “I am not an average oddity.”
In two weeks the circus sent a contract with every condition met. Once he’d signed, they sent an advance of a thousand dollars, along with a photographer to take pictures for the program.
“I can do magic tricks,” James told the photographer. “Do you think they’ll want me to do some?”
“Yeah? What kind?”
“Card tricks.”
“Aw, that’s no good. You’re playing Madison Square Garden! The only person’ll be impressed is the ringmaster, ’cause he’s the only one who’ll see. Learn to disappear an elephant, and maybe you got an act.”
The circus wanted to fit him for costumes—a cowboy suit, perhaps. No, said James. How about a tuxedo, they said, with a nice top hat.
“I’m tall enough,” James said, remembering Dr. Calloway’s descriptions of giant fakery. “I don’t need any gimmicks.” The circus people couldn’t disagree.
With some of the money, he ordered two nice suits.
I myself hadn’t been in New York for years. At one time in my life I’d thought I’d want nothing so much as to live there. I had a college friend whose parents had an apartment near Central Park; I visited them once a year. They took me to dark wooden restaurants, to museums and concerts. The colors of everything from the red flannel hash to the faded brownstones were beautiful, and I was filled with the sort of longing a particularly handsome man in a black and white movie can induce, a longing so intense and fruitless that it feels like nostalgia.
What I did not take into account was that it was spring, and my friend’s family was rich. Enough fine weather and money and a few memorable meals make any place desirable. As soon as I realized that, New York lost much of its charm for me.
So I resolved to look at the city differently this time. I would be a simple, easily dazzled tourist. I planned to crave hot dogs and roasted chestnuts from the street. I wanted to visit the zoo in Central Park. In short, I was traveling with a nineteen-year-old boy, and I intended to tour the city indulging nineteen-year-old tastes.
I hadn’t taken a vacation in the nine years I’d been at the library. Astoria agreed to work that week for me—not that I’d wanted to take that much time off, but James wanted to see the city, and the Cape Cod–New York trains only ran weekends. So the circus booked our seats, and Oscar drove us to Hyannis in my car, and first thing in the morning on a Saturday in late August, James and I rode to New York City, to begin what turned out to be his public life.
Caroline had packed us a lunch, full of odd sweet sandwiches—she had a weakness for chutneys. “I’ll miss you,” she said to James. “You’ve never been away from home before.”
“I was in the hospital,” he said. “That was four months.”
“That’s different,” said Caroline.
“Give me a kiss, Alice,” James asked. He was standing up, so a kiss from Alice was an awkward operation. Oscar lifted her up into the air, and she smacked her mouth against James’s cheek, using every muscle in her face, the way children do.
“I’ll send you postcards,” he said, and then we climbed in my Nash, and Oscar drove us to the station.
The circus had offered to hire a private railroad car for James, but he’d turned it down, and the train people had agreed to remove seats in the parlor car to make room. We’d both packed lightly, one case apiece, and Oscar dragged them on board for us.
“We can get a porter to do that,” I said.
“Oh, save your money,” said Oscar. The porter gave him a dirty look. “Besides, I want to see the inside of the train. I have half a mind to just stay on board, go with you.” James followed him, bent over inside the train, which was wide but not tall enough. In the back of the car we found the missing seat; it was on the aisle, so I sat at the window; James sat down so that his legs could keep the businessman a row ahead company.
Oscar threw our bags into the rack overhead.
“I have half a mind …” he said again, but then the conductor tapped his shoulder.
“We’re ready to go, sir,” he said, and Oscar said, “Good-bye!” and almost ran off the train.
The line was advertised as “The Fun Train”; an accordion player walked up and down the aisles, asking for requests and singing. He didn’t stop playing even when he leaned over to us, saying, “What can I play that will make you happy?”
As we pulled into Providence, James leaned across me toward the window.
“Rhode Island,” he said under his breath, as if Rhode Island were someplace he’d dreamed of seeing all his life. But every station the train pulled into, every little Connecticut town, stunned him equally. Another place he’d never seen, another place that was not Cape Cod.
Hours later, we hit the tunnel that led to Grand Central. A shame, I thought, that trains couldn’t just ride straight into the city, proud and unhidden. Trains had to sneak up on Manhattan, underground, in the dark. I felt like an uninvited guest.
We came to a stop, and let everybody else disembark first. A porter came to get our bags. We followed him.
James stepped out of the car onto the platform. Then he unfolded his body, planted his cane, stood his full height. You could hear people suck in their breath, an unmistakable sound that meant, we knew he was tall, but this?
Somebody said, “Look up,” and then took a flash picture. Somebody else whispered, “Christ.” The circus people had called the newspapers. Maybe we’d expected to be met, maybe we thought that there’d be a band in the station, cheery men like the accordion player, uniforms, music stands. But the silence, the intake of breath, one or two quiet oaths and the splash of a flashbulb were James’s “Hail to the Chief,” played without variation wherever he went in the city.
A thin gray man in a suit stepped forward.
“Jim,” he said, in the warm tone of an official stranger. “Pat Anderson. I work publicity. Glad we got you out here, son.”
“Nice to meet you,” said James.
“First time in the city?” a reporter asked.
James nodded.
“Like it so far?”
James laughed. “Haven’t seen enough to complain yet.”
“You guys’ll get a chance to talk later,” said Pat Anderson to the reporters. “Let’s get you to the hotel.” He looked at James’s cane. “There’s an elevator to take us up to street level.” A porter came behind us with our bags.
“I don’t like elevators,” said James. He looked for me, beckoned me over. “This is Miss Cort,” he said. “She’s come
along, too.”
“A freight elevator,” Pat Anderson explained to me. “More than tall enough. Then we’ll catch a cab, get you settled.”
James shook his head. “I’m not sure a cab—”
“Checker’ll do the trick. Miss Cort”—he turned to me—“will ride in front. We’ll follow. We’re bound for the Hotel Astor.”
“You’ve thought this through,” I said.
He tipped an imaginary hat to me in reply.
He was right—a Checker cab was fine, James sitting diagonal in the back, me next to the driver. Pat Anderson took a second taxi.
Clearly the employees at the Astor had been briefed: a very tall boy is coming; be polite. But the people on the street—the cabdriver, customers coming out of the hotel restaurant—had not been warned. We were used to it in our town, where the tourists stared at him the way they stared at everything. James was Plymouth Rock, he was the ocean, he was one more thing we had and the Midwest didn’t. Here the stares were serious, weightier. These people had been surprised at home.
It isn’t that I ever forgot that James was tall. No way to forget, not when everything in the average-sized world conspired to remind both him and others. But I could forget that it was something that people would not be prepared for, that the sight of a body like his would cause them to think: but that’s not possible. It can’t be true. You cannot imagine what over eight feet tall means until you see it. The tallest people we see on the street—the men who are asked constantly about basketball and weather—are more than a foot shorter.
“Stilts?” the cabdriver asked hopefully.
“No,” said James, almost enjoying it. Maybe he did. “All me.”
I heard a mother say to her child as we stepped into the lobby, “No, dear. It’s not real.”
They’d thought of everything, these circus people. James’s room had an extra-large bed, a large wooden chair, a bowl of fruit; my room adjoined, a nice bottle of wine on the dresser.