The assumption that every one of these groups is making—

  and I think it’s important to acknowledge that every group, from scientist to Sikh, assumes this—is that they are right. That they are somehow behaving rationally.

  But the fact that we can get so angry about this stuff means that it’s not rational

  and I think we could get a hell of a lot further by synthesizing these beliefs

  than by finding more and more nuanced ways to call each other dicks.

  So I guess the moral of the story

  is that all you religious people need to stop hating on the scientists, and vice versa

  because at the end of the day, we are all united

  by our desire for sweet explosions.

  THE END.

  ABOUT THE AUTHOR

  Cory O’Brien (aka Ovid Naso)

  is a dude who likes myths a whole lot.

  When he’s not writing them in books

  he is usually yelling them at people in bars

  or posting them on his website bettermyths.com.

  He grew up on top of a hill in Los Angeles, California

  where there are basically no myths at all

  but where one time a guy got shot in the leg outside his friend’s house

  and broke in to use the telephone.

  Now he lives in Chicago, Illinois where it is much colder

  but on the other hand no injured people have broken into his house. Yet.

  He is currently doing an MFA in writing at the School of the Art Institute of Chicago

  not that it shows.

  Also, birds really freak him out.

  They’re like tiny, winged sociopaths.

  Seriously, have you ever looked at those things?

 


 

  O'Brien, Cory, Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology

 


 

 
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