I’d meant to walk up to him, introduce myself, and demand his help; but suddenly I didn’t feel at all like doing that. I felt much more like slinking away before he noticed me, and maybe hiding under a table for a while until I got my confidence back. The man was dangerous. You only had to look at him to know he could blast the soul right out of your body with a single Word. A quick glance at Suzie and Tommy showed they were having serious second thoughts, too, and that immediately put some backbone back into me. Gods or sorcerers or Things from Elsewhere, you couldn’t show fear in front of them or they’d walk right over you. You had to find their weak spot…
“Let’s buy the man a drink,” I said.
“Couldn’t hurt,” said Suzie.
“Let’s buy him lots of drinks,” said Tommy. “And I think I could force down a few myself.”
We made our way to the bar at the back of the room. It was the exact same long wooden bar from our time, though the assortment of drinks set out behind it looked to be far more limited. And the nearest thing they had to bar snacks were rats impaled on sticks. A few of them were still twitching, even though they’d been doused in melted cheese. Serving behind the bar was a sweet dreamy girl in a faded Roman-style dress. She had long dark hair, huge eyes, and a winning smile.
“That’s a really first-class glamour you’re wearing,” she said cheerfully. “Would probably have fooled anybody else, but I’ve been touched by divinity. Frequently. Not from around here, are you, dears?”
“No,” I said. “We’ve travellers, from the future.”
“Gosh,” said the barmaid. “How exciting! What’s it like?”
“Noisy,” I said. “And a bit faster paced, but otherwise pretty much the same.”
“Well there’s a relief,” said the barmaid. “Why not have a whole bunch of drinks? Don’t worry if you’re supposed to be in disguise; I only saw through your glamour because I’m sort of godly. I’m Hebe. I used to be cup-bearer to the old Roman gods, until their faith base declined along with the Empire, and they decided to move on to pastures new. Didn’t offer to take me with them, the ungrateful bastards. I decided I was too young to retire from the booze-slinging business, so I took over this place, and now I dispense good cheer to one and all. Go on, dears, get a little bit that way. Good booze is good for the soul. Trust me; I know these things.”
I glanced around and confirmed that all three of us were willing enough to experiment in that direction, but unfortunately it turned out that the bar’s stock consisted almost entirely of various forms of wine and mead. We sampled a fair selection of both, in the spirit of scientific enquiry, but the wines were all thin and bitter, and the meads were all thick and sweet. Often with bits floating in them. We pulled various faces and made thoughtful noises, but Hebe wasn’t fooled.
“Booze is better in the future?”
“Let’s say… more extreme. Is this really all you have?”
“Well,” said Hebe, “I do stock a few special items, for the discerning customer with an educated palate and more money than sense. Winter Wine, Bacchus’s Old Peculier, and Angel’s Tears. Merlin’s really fond of that one.”
“The very stuff,” I said. “One bottle of Angel’s Tears, if you please.”
It was only when she started rummaging for a bottle under the bar that it suddenly occurred to me to wonder how I was going to pay for it, along with all the other drinks we’d already consumed. Whatever they used for currency in the sixth century, I sure as hell hadn’t brought any with me. I stuck my hands in my coat pockets, out of habit, and to my surprise discovered a heavy bag of coins I certainly hadn’t put there. I pulled out the leather bag and opened the drawstrings, and blinked stupidly at a whole mess of gold and silver coins.
“Now that’s impressive,” said Suzie. “What did you do, pick someone’s pocket at the Londinium Club?”
“Didn’t think of that,” I said. “But luckily, it seems Old Father Time thinks of everything.”
I offered Hebe one of the larger gold coins, and she bit it expertly between her back teeth before accepting it with a smile. In return I received a slender glass phial of a pale blue liquor and absolutely no change. Bright sparks of light sputtered on and off in the slowly stirring liquor.
“Angel’s Tears,” said Hebe, wrinkling her adorably pert nose. “Awful stuff. It’s only drinkable for a short period, then it goes off, and we have to bury it in consecrated ground.”
“I want to try some of that,” said Suzie.
“No you don’t,” I said very firmly. “This is for Merlin.” I looked at Hebe. “What’s his current state of mind?”
“Dangerous,” said Hebe. “I don’t think he’s said half a dozen words to anyone since the King died. He’s been here drinking for three solid weeks now. Doesn’t eat, doesn’t sleep. No-one bothers him, because if they do, he turns them into … things.”
“What kind of things?” Tommy said warily.
“I’m not sure if they have a name or designation, as such,” Hebe said judiciously. “But whatever they are, they don’t look at all happy about being it. If I had to describe them, I’d say … ambulatory snot creatures.”
“Maybe you’d better talk to Merlin alone, Taylor,” said Tommy, and Suzie nodded solemnly.
“I wouldn’t recommend talking to him at all,” said Hebe. “The witch Nimue is the only one who can do anything with him these days.”
I looked quickly at Suzie and Tommy. We all knew that name. The legendary traitorous witch Nimue, who captivated Merlin’s heart, then stole it, ripping it literally out of his chest. The witch who seduced and betrayed Merlin while his defences were down and condemned him to death.
“Let’s go and talk to the drunken dangerous sorcerer,” I said. “Before things get even more complicated.”
“Would you like to leave any message for your next of kin?” said Hebe.
“Don’t worry about us,” said Suzie. “We can be pretty dangerous, too, when we put our minds to it.”
We turned and looked at Merlin Satanspawn, and it was like looking at a wild animal that had eaten its keeper and burst out of its cage.
“After you,” said Tommy.
We headed towards Merlin’s table in the corner. The bar got very quiet as they realised what was happening.
I raised my gift almost but not quite to the point of manifesting, just in case, and I could feel Tommy doing the same. Suzie already had a grenade in one hand, with one finger slipped casually through the ring-pull. And then Merlin turned suddenly and looked at us, and it was like walking into a brick wall. All three of us slammed to a halt, held where we were, transfixed by the flames leaping in his eye-sockets. Everyone in the whole bar held their breath. And then I slowly held up the phial of Angel’s Tears, so Merlin could see it clearly, and his mouth twitched briefly in something like a smile. I took a deep breath and moved forward again, but Suzie and Tommy remained where they were, unmoving. I stopped short of the table and gave Merlin my best hard stare. Never let the bastards see you’re intimidated.
“Let my friends go, Merlin. They’re part of what I have to say to you.”
Merlin actually raised an eyebrow. “I’ve killed men for speaking to me in that tone of voice, just to watch them die. Why should I indulge you, boy?”
“Because I’m Lilith’s only son. And we half-breeds should stick together.”
He nodded slowly, though whether he was impressed by my brass nerves or my mother’s name was hard to tell. I grabbed a chair and sat down opposite him. Suzie and Tommy moved cautiously forward and chose to stand behind me. I was grateful for their presence. I’ve bluffed some powerful Beings with an empty hand before, but this was Merlin Satanspawn, dammit. I was glad I was sitting down, so he couldn’t see my legs shaking under the table. I offered him the phial of Angel’s Tears, and he wrapped a huge hand around it and hefted it thoughtfully. He pulled the cork out with his large, blocky teeth and poured the heavy blue liquor into the silver goblet before him. The stuff smelle
d awful. Merlin noticed my reaction and smiled unpleasantly.
“It’s an acquired taste. Much like angel flesh. Talk to me, Lilith’s son. What do you want with me?”
I introduced myself and my companions, and gave him the quick expurgated version. He nodded now and again, seeming more interested in his drink. The rest of the bar was still watching us, but the general chatter had begun again, now it was clear there weren’t going to be any sudden and unfortunate transformations in the immediate future. I finished my tale, and Merlin nodded slowly.
“Interesting story,” he said. “If I cared, I’d be impressed. But I don’t care about anything, any more. Not since … he died. He was the best of us all. He gave me my faith in Humanity. He made me a better person, just by believing I was; and I would rather have died than disappoint him. Now he’s gone, because I failed him, when he needed me most. The dream I dreamed is over; his dream of Reason and Respect for all, of Might for Right. A brief light, in a dark age.”
He was still brooding over that when King Arthur appeared out of nowhere. I knew it was he. It couldn’t have been anyone else. Arthur, the Great Bear of Briton, standing suddenly before our table, a huge blocky man in well-polished armour, under heavy bearskins and leather strappings. The sword at his side shone with supernatural brilliance. He had a strong, kind, somewhat sad face, but there was something about him… a natural majesty, a solid and uncompromising honour, a simple goodness, strong and true … I would have followed him to the gates of Hell and back. All across the bar, people knelt to him. Human and inhuman, they bent the knee and bowed the head to the one and only man they all worshipped and feared and adored. King Arthur of the Britons.
I slipped off my chair and knelt and bowed, too, along with Suzie and Tommy. It never occurred to me to do anything else.
Even though he wasn’t really there. We could all tell he wasn’t really, physically, present in Avalon. His image was only intermittently solid and complete, wavering from un-felt breezes, and sometimes you could see right through him. But he wasn’t a ghost; there was a definite vitality to the man. He burned with life, with purpose, and with majesty. No, this was a sending, a mental projection of his image, his self, from some other place. He seemed distracted, unfocussed, looking vaguely about him, though his gaze always returned to Merlin, sitting at his table.
“Merlin,” said Arthur, and his voice came from far and far away, like a whisper in a church gallery. “Old friend, old mentor. I have come a long way to find you. I sent word to every place I thought you might be, but you were at none of them. You’ve gone after her, haven’t you? Even though I told you not to. It is the night before my greatest battle, and I have taken to my tent alone, that I might go dream walking, in search of you.” He smiled, kindly, sadly. “You tried so hard to teach me magic, but I never had the gift for it. So I had to settle for being a soldier, and a King. I always wondered if perhaps I disappointed you, in that.”
“No,” said Merlin. “You never disappointed me, Arthur. Never.”
“But time is short, and my need is desperate, so I turn back to old, half-remembered lessons, of sendings and dream walkings. And here I am, and here you are. Wherever this is. I can’t see anything clearly but you, old friend. I need your help, for the battle tomorrow. My son Mordred has raised a great force against me. Perhaps the largest army this land has ever seen. I have called together all my knights and all my soldiers, and all good men and true; and still I fear it will not be enough. My son … and I know you never accepted him as my son, but a man knows his own blood … My son Mordred has summoned up creatures ancient, vile, and powerful to stand with him. I need you, Merlin. I need your magic, your power. Why aren’t you here?”
“Because I was busy,” said Merlin. “Busy indulging myself in my greatest failing; my hunger for revenge.”
“I can see you, but I can’t hear you,” said Arthur. “Merlin! Merlin!”
“You got the time-co-ordinates mixed up again,” said Merlin. “You never were any good at mathematics, boy. You’ve come to me too late. Too late.”
“You should have warned me, Merlin,” said Arthur. “Of the price I’d have to pay, for being King. For Camelot, and the Round Table and the Great Dream. A wife who loved another. A son who never loved me. Justice for everyone, but never for me. Why didn’t you warn me, Merlin?”
“I never promised you justice,” said Merlin. “Just a chance to be a legend. My poor Arthur…”
“I can’t stay,” said Arthur. “The winds between the worlds are pulling at me, drawing me back. My men are waiting. At first light, we go out to battle. And to victory, God willing. No doubt you have a good reason for being wherever you are. We’ll talk about this later, after the battle. It was always my greatest regret that we never had the time to talk properly, after I became King.”
He said something else, but it was lost as his image faded slowly away, like a ghost at the dawn, until he was gone. Slowly, everyone in the bar got up off their knees and went about their business again. None of them even looked at Merlin. I got back onto my chair. Merlin was staring into his drink again.
“I should have been there,” he said. “But I was so angry, all I could think of was revenge. On that traitorous bitch, Mordred’s mother. Morgan La Fae. Arthur took them in, gave them everything, and together they destroyed everything Arthur and I had built. It took me years to find proof against them, then they ran, like rats. Mordred to his secretly prepared forces. Morgan to the old woods and ancient places, and the Powers she worshipped there. I couldn’t bear the thought of her escaping, of her getting away with it. So I left Arthur to raise his army, while I went after Morgan. I was so sure I’d be back in time. But Morgan led me a merry chase, and killing the bitch took so much more out of me than I’d expected. By the time I got back, it was all over. The battle field was soaked in blood, and there were bodies piled up, for as far as the eye could see. The few surviving knights looked at me like it was all my fault, and maybe it was. They called me traitor and false friend, coward, abomination. They wouldn’t even let me see his body. I could have killed them all, with a look or a word, made them suffer as I suffered, but I didn’t. Because Arthur wouldn’t have wanted that.
“I couldn’t even cry for him. My eyes aren’t made that way. But if I could weep, I would. For my King, my friend. My son, in every way that mattered.”
I was still trying to work out what I could say to that, to a loss so great, to a grief and a guilt so deep, when a bright young voice called out Merlin’s name. We all looked round as a bright and bubbly young thing came tripping through the bar, smiling and waving in all directions, but heading remorselessly for our table. She was small, blonde, and busty, wide-eyed and wide-mouthed, clothed in shimmering silk that looked very out of place in these rough surroundings. She bounced along like she was full of all the energy in the world, blazing with fresh young sexuality. She couldn’t have been much more than sixteen. She was pretty, in an obvious sort of way, with a third eye tattooed in blue on her forehead. More Celtic and Druidic designs curled up and down her bare arms. She strode straight up to our table, threw herself into Merlin’s lap, laughing into his glowering face and tugging playfully at his long beard.
“Oh, sweetie, look at that long face! Who’s been upsetting you this time? Honestly, darling, I can’t leave you alone for a minute. It’s a good thing your little Nimue is here, to take care of you!” She kissed him artlessly, took a sip of his drink, pulled a face, and squeaked a few baby swear words, then kissed him again and called him a Silly old bear. Merlin slowly smiled, then laughed and played with her breasts while she giggled happily. I was trying hard to keep my mouth from dropping open. This was the legendary witch Nimue?
“This is Nimue,” said Merlin, after a while, looking back at me. “My only comfort. Nimue, this is John Taylor.”
She pouted childishly at me. “Are you the one that’s been upsetting my sweetie? Shame on you! Go on, Merlin; show me how to turn him into something squelc
hy.”
“Hush, child,” said Merlin. “He’s come a long way to beg my help. I’m still considering whether to do anything about it.”
“This is the witch Nimue?” I said, somehow keeping the disbelief out of my voice.
“Indeed,” said Merlin, removing one hand from inside her dress to scratch at his great beak of a nose. “A renegade Druidic priestess, and now my student in the magical arts. Of all my various roles, I have always enjoyed that of teacher the most.”
“That’s not all you enjoy, you randy old goat,” said Nimue, snuggling contentedly up against the sorcerer. “Running away from the Druids was the best thing I ever did.” She looked plaintively at me with her huge dark eyes. “My parents sold me to them when I was only a child, but I never really fitted in. I was quite keen on the nature worship, and running around the forest with no clothes on, and having lots of sex to ensure the fertility of the crops, but I found all the human sacrifices and nail his guts to the old oak tree very icky. So I grabbed a bit of everything valuable that wasn’t actually nailed down, and left.” She pouted suddenly, and playfully boxed Merlin’s ear. “And you promised you’d teach me magic. Real magic. When are you going to teach me some real magic, sweetie?”
“All in good time,” said Merlin, taking one of her ear-lobes playfully between his teeth.
“That’s all very well, honey,” said Nimue, pushing him away and sitting up straight on his lap. “But in the meantime, I have various tradespeople who insist on being paid. A girl has to live, darling…”