are probably walking into one. It is the
mark of the master to do both at once.
Somewhere an elephant trumpeted. Somewhere else an alarm clock rang. And back in Lamech’s city, someone was screaming.
The cord that had tugged at the back of Unwin’s brain grew taut and wrenched him from the nested dreams, out of his bathroom, out of the carnival, back into the hissing static of the rain. A dark shape rolled on the ground at his feet. It was Lamech, still pulling at his hat, which was shrunk tight over his face now, so that his nose and brow were visible through the felt. Unwin crouched over him, wanting to help somehow, trying to get hold of the hat, though he knew it was impossible.
Lamech kicked his shoes against the cobblestones and bellowed. He twisted and rolled, his shirt coming untucked. Finally the hat popped off. His face was red and sweaty, his mouth a perfect O as he gulped the air.
The hat had lost its shape and lay on the ground, a dead little animal. Lamech slapped it into the gutter, where the water carried it away. He rose slowly to his knees and watched it go, his breath coming in hoarse wheezes. Then he got to his feet, brushing himself off with his hands. So it was not Enoch Hoffman who had murdered the watcher.
He looked nowhere in particular and said, “All right, end of the tour. There’s little else I can do to help you. We’re pickles in our own jars, Mr. Unwin. That’s how it has to be now.”
He wiped his brow with his sleeve. He was breathing easier, but his voice was quiet. “I could have done better. I could have shown you more. We’re in trouble, the whole lot of us. Read your copy of the Manual. Find Sivart if you can, and get him out of there before he makes things worse.”
Lamech thrust his hands into his pockets and looked around. “Well?” he said. “Wake up, already.”
Unwin woke up.
BENEATH THE HEAVY COTTON BLANKET, his feet were damp in their socks. His head was heavy, and the pillow felt heavy beneath it. He had the odd impression that his skull had been magnetized. There was an unpleasant metallic taste in his mouth.
No music played in the third archive, and Miss Palsgrave had left her machine. Hilda, the Giantess Hildegard, the Chief Clerk of—of all this, Unwin supposed—was nowhere to be seen. Around him her underclerks carried on with their slumberous labors. What strange visions had Hoffmann and his daughter contrived for their perusal? Only the ever-wakeful Jasper Rook could remain immune to them forever—and Jasper, Unwin reminded himself, was probably back in the city by now, searching for the man who killed his brother.
The phonograph needle had reached the lead-out on the record of Lamech’s final dream and was traveling an endless, soundless loop. Unwin stopped the machine and flipped the record over, found more grooves on the B-side. Lamech had told him there was nothing more to see, but the watcher did not seem to understand everything that was happening. Unwin needed more; he put the needle down and closed his eyes.
Again the sounds formed patterns, the patterns shapes, and this time he sank into the dream from above. For a moment he had a dizzying view of Lamech’s city beneath him. He descended quickly, matching speed with the rain, so that each long drop appeared to hang unmoving in front of him. He looked up. More drops hovered like daggers over his eyes; he wished for his umbrella, had it, opened it. The umbrella parachuted over his head, and he swung below it like a pendulum while the rain drummed over his head.
Lamech was headed for the entrance of a building, the tallest in this part of the city, in all of the city, maybe. It stood a little apart from those nearby, a dark obelisk. There was something familiar about the place. Just as Unwin’s feet touched the ground, he realized why. It was the Agency office building.
Unwin followed, slipping through the lobby doors before they closed behind Lamech, then collapsed his umbrella on his way toward the elevator, just as he had done many hundreds of times before in that other lobby, the real one. If Hoffmann’s mind was represented by a hall of mirrors, whose dreaming thoughts were housed here?
Lamech went past the elevator doors, mumbling to himself as he walked. “Stupid, stupid,” Unwin heard him say—to himself, apparently. Then he shook his head, as though to clear his thoughts. At the back of the lobby, he angled his watch in the dim light. Someone called out, “Come in, Ed, you’re right on time.” Unwin did not recognize the voice; it came from behind a door stenciled in black letters: CUSTODIAN.
When Lamech went in, Unwin heard a noise that was immediately familiar. It was the rustling of paper and the cooing of pigeons. The sounds froze him for a moment, and he barely had time to squeeze through, ducking under Lamech’s arm as the watcher closed the door.
The room was small, and smaller for its contents. Piles of paper, some bundled into files, some floating free, were stacked floor to ceiling. Filing cabinets stood in rows and at odd angles, forming a kind of maze. A living breeze inhabited the place, lifting pages from one pile and dropping them onto another or discarding them on the floor. Some of the file drawers stood open, and in most of them pigeons had roosted, with nests of twigs and paper and bits of trash. The birds regarded Lamech familiarly, puffing with disdain when his coat brushed their drawers.
“Won’t you ever clean this place up?” Lamech said. He rounded a filing cabinet and stood with his hands in his pockets. “Arthur, there used to be a chair here.”
The custodian was seated at a little desk that had fallen to the same disarray plaguing the rest of the room. His accordion was hung on the wall behind him, over the wide basin sink from which a mop handle extended. Hanging beside it was a pistol in its holster. The place must have been a replica of the custodian’s real-life office, though surely the original was not equipped with so many file drawers. And hopefully the custodian did not have all these pigeons, either—nor that gun.
Arthur looked up from the file he was studying, stared at Lamech a moment, then removed his spectacles. It was the first time Unwin had seen the man’s eyes. They were pale and attentive. “Emily,” he said. “Find our guest a place to sit, please.”
Unwin had to stop himself from speaking her name aloud as Emily Doppel, wearing a yellow peignoir and blue slippers, emerged from behind a stack of papers at the back of the room. She stuck her pencil into her hair and came around the custodian’s desk. Waving her arms, she evicted the pigeons nesting on a chair, then moved a pile of papers off it and onto the top of another pile.
“Elaborate,” Lamech said, watching her.
“She’s real,” Arthur said. “I have her come in to keep things tidy, but mostly she does crossword puzzles. Imagine the devotion, to do crossword puzzles in your sleep.”
Emily sniffed at this.
“I hope he pays you enough,” Lamech said to her.
“He doesn’t pay me,” Emily said. “I have a condition. I fall asleep when I mean to be awake, and he takes advantage by bringing me here. Nights, too. I’ve always wanted to be an Agency operative, but this is not what I imagined.”
“Tell him to get you a day shift,” Lamech said.
“Get me a day shift,” she said to Arthur.
“What, and have you nodding off on the job? Sweetie, you know it wouldn’t work.”
“I quit, then,” she said. The two men watched as she gathered her things: black lunch box, newspaper, a pillow. She brushed past Lamech and went out of the room, slamming the door behind her. The pigeons fussed and warbled.
“She does this every day,” the custodian assured Lamech. “It’s the only way she knows how to leave. I do have plans for her, though. Just waiting for the right assignment to come along. Now sit, sit.”
Lamech shrugged and sat down, letting his coat droop open. His face was still red from the struggle with his hat. He probably could have dreamed up a new one, but maybe he could not bear to.
Arthur ran his tongue along his teeth and looked at the ceiling. “Those memos of mine,” he said.
Lamech waved his hand. “You know, Arthur, it gets hard to keep track of all the rules. It’s gett
ing to be like the bylaws need bylaws.”
The custodian sat upright and tossed his spectacles onto the desk. He stared straight at Lamech, his face reddening. “These are the basics, Ed. You keep track of your copy of the Manual. You know that.”
Lamech hung his head.
“Who took it?”
“I don’t know.”
“The whole thing makes me tired,” Arthur said. “Imagine that: tired in your sleep.”
Lamech said nothing for a moment. Then he asked, “What are you, three days in?”
“Three, four, maybe,” Arthur said, shaking off a laugh. “Shows, does it? I’m trying to keep up on Cleo, that’s all.”
Unwin recalled what Miss Greenwood had told him, out on the barge, about the eyes in the back of her skull. Not just a watcher’s eyes, but this man’s. Who was the Agency custodian, that he should be conducting dream surveillance?
“Most I ever went was six hours,” Lamech admitted, “and that was by accident. Strangest thing, too. My subject dreamed she woke up, and I thought she really was awake. Went about my day for a while, but it turned out I was still in her head.”
“Hah,” said Arthur.
“But listen, Greenwood’s back in town, isn’t she? Maybe she’s the one who nabbed my book. I’ll get after her myself. I’ll—”
Arthur stopped him by slapping a sheaf of papers against the desk. He stacked the pages even, his big fingers moving with an accordionist’s quickness. “You don’t ever quit, do you, Ed? You could have retired—what, seven years ago? It’s a dangerous job. I don’t have to tell you that. You have a wife, children.”
“A grandchild, too,” Lamech added. “Little girl, four years old. Wants to be like her grandpa when she grows up.”
Arthur clicked his tongue against his teeth, signaling approval. He set his hands down on the square of desk he had cleared. “But something has to go wrong, eventually.”
“Eventually,” Lamech agreed.
Just then a pigeon came in through a window, and Lamech ducked as it landed on the desk in an uproar of scattered feathers and paper. Arthur steadied the bird with one hand and got hold of its leg with the other. A tiny canister was fixed to the pigeon’s leg; Arthur opened it and withdrew a rolled slip of paper.
Carrier pigeons, Unwin thought. The dreamed equivalent of the Agency’s messengers.
Relieved of its charge, the pigeon flapped off and found its nest among the file drawers.
“It’s from your pal down the hall, Alice Cassidy,” Arthur said, reading the note. “Her agent’s been busy lately.”
Lamech leaned closer. “Sam Pith? What’s he up to?”
“Got him staking out the old Baker place. We think it might be where Hoffmann’s holed up these days. Time we got to the bottom of whatever all the chatter’s about.” He set the note down, and it curled again. “How’s the weather out there?”
Lamech sat back in his chair. “Clear skies and a balmy breeze,” he lied. “Sunshine, warm on the face. Piles of red leaves. Children run, laugh at themselves. Laugh at the whole damn thing.”
Arthur frowned and scratched the side of his face with one big fingernail. “What about your case, Ed?”
“Sivart,” Lamech began.
“Taken a powder, has he?”
The watcher got to his feet. He moved his jaw from side to side, as though he wanted to spit. “Well, you already know. You always already know. Why do you bother with these appointments? I’ll send a bird next time. I’ve got work to do.”
“Sit down.”
Lamech cursed under his breath and sat with his arms crossed.
Arthur smiled peaceably. “I wanted to hear about it, straight from the source. Was he angry? Was he furious? How furious was he? Tell me about it.”
“Whoever took my copy of the Manual turned around and gave it to him. Unexpurgated edition.”
A phone rang. Arthur dug through the papers on his desk while Lamech looked on, incredulous. The telephone was identical in appearance to every other telephone Unwin had seen in the Agency offices, but there was something different about the sound of this one’s bell. It echoed as though from the far end of a tunnel.
Arthur snatched up the receiver. “Yes. . . . What? . . . No, listen. Listen to me. . . . Hey, listen! I don’t care if he eats the same thing all next week, too. Keep on him, he’s your man. Check your frequencies. . . . Recheck them, then. I’ll do it myself next time.” He hung up.
“Funny,” Lamech said.
Arthur sucked his teeth and said, “That Miss Palsgrave is a wizard with the gadgetry. This is our latest development. Turns out the recording thingum can be plugged into the transmission gizmo, then spliced to a telephone’s domajig. Means instant communication between the oneiric mind and a mundane pay phone. Connection’s a little spotty, still.”
Lamech shook his head at all this.
“Nikolai there,” Arthur went on, nodding at the phone, “was at the Municipal Museum today. He thinks he’s found Edwin Moore. And it looks like our old friend was in touch with Sivart just before he went AWOL.”
“What, you think it’s connected?”
“Listen, Ed, I need help here. If Hoffmann gets too deep into Sivart’s head, it’s trouble for all of us. We need to find him.”
“Hoffmann’s keeping himself checked out. Even if we found him, we wouldn’t be able to wake him. Sivart’s trapped.”
“Who said anything about waking him?” Arthur said.
Lamech shifted uncomfortably in his chair. Then he looked around, as though something had startled him.
“What’s wrong?” Arthur said.
“Thought I heard—”
“Focus, Ed.”
Lamech grumbled. “Hoffmann’s up to something, something big, November twelfth big. But it sounds like Cassidy and Pith know more than I do. I hear Sam’s been working with you directly. With Sivart stuck where he is, we need to throw off the opposition, keep them guessing. So we do something we’ve never done before—and that means breaking some rules, Arthur. We promote someone. Someone completely incapable of solving a mystery. That should buy us the time we need to find Sivart. The harder their agents work to follow our guy, the farther off course they’ll be.”
Arthur looked at him like he thought he was kidding. Then his face went red and his whole body shook with his laughter. It was an angry, wheezing laugh. “I like it,” Arthur said, crying a little.
“Good,” said Lamech. “Because I’ve already sent the memo.”
That got Arthur going again, and Lamech laughed, too. They went on like that until the custodian was wiping tears from his eyes. Then he sighed his whistling sigh and started playing with the papers on his desk.
“Strangest thing, though,” Lamech said.
“Oh, yeah?”
“I saw Hoffmann just now.”
“Just now?”
“Came from his place directly.”
“No kidding. What’d he have to say?”
“A lot of nonsense, mostly. One thing that caught my ear, though.
About our standard procedures. He said the Agency didn’t come up with Chapter Eighteen. That dream detection predated our work. He said he didn’t steal it from us but that we stole it from him.”
Arthur put his spectacles back on.
“Got me thinking,” Lamech said. “Maybe we’re not just worried about Hoffmann getting too far into Sivart’s head. Maybe we’re worried about Sivart getting too far into his.”
Arthur nodded slowly. “Well, Ed, you’re no slouch. See, I met Greenwood in the early days of the carnival, long before the Oldest Murdered Man case, when she and Hoffmann had their own little sideshow. You’d go into their tent expecting your fortune to be told, but then Cleo would put you to sleep and Hoffmann would hop in and see what you had on your mind.”
“Sure, I see,” Lamech said. “A little blackmail operation. You telling me they got you with that scam?”
“It was just after I took over this outfit. That’
s why I made all those changes, wrote all those rules—had to keep as much as I could hidden.”
Lamech’s jaw was clenched. “Hoffmann would have learned everything about our operations otherwise.”
“I know I should have told you, Ed. But it’s more personal than business. See, Cleo and I got to know each other after that. We were kids. We fell in love. But the only way we could see each other without Hoffmann catching on was if we met sleepside, in the old Land of Nod. What a courtship that was! I convinced her to teach me how it was done, so I could go over to her place, too, if you follow me.
“Hoffmann told you the truth, Ed. That Caligari fellow taught him dream detection, though he’d have called it something different. Then Hoffmann taught Cleo, and she’s the one who brought it to me. To the Agency. She and I didn’t last, of course. Too complicated, once we found ourselves in opposite trenches.”
Lamech took all this in. “Must be strange for her now,” he said. “Her old boyfriend on full-time surveillance duty.”
“I’m wearing her down, Ed. She’s hiding something from me. I don’t know what it is, but she can’t keep it up much longer. I’ve got the lights turned up bright, and she’s getting tired.”
Lamech looked around the room and said, “There it is again.”
“What?”
“I heard something. Not here. In my office.”
Arthur waved his hand. “That’s just me.”
Lamech gave him a careful look, and after a moment Arthur shrugged.
“Ed, I’m in your office.” He looked put out by having to explain. “All the time I’ve been spending in here these days, I’ve had to work on my sleepwalking. There are a lot of places I have to be, you know.”
“Just stopping in to empty the wastepaper basket, I guess?”
“That’s right,” Arthur said. “Coming by to clean things up a little.”
Lamech put his hat on. “I may as well go, then. I’ll shake your hand topside, on my way out.”
“Door’s locked,” Arthur said. “You don’t wake up until I do.”
Lamech was moving his jaw again, though he looked more thoughtful than angry.