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contents
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
MISSION BRIEFING
1: HEAVY ARTILLERY
2: EXPULSION
3: CIVILIAN LIFE
4: RECRUITMENT
5: IMMERSION
6: EDUCATION
7: EXTRACTION
8: REUNION
9: TARGET PRACTICE
10: RECREATION
11: COMMUNICATION
12: OBFUSCATION
13: AQUATICS
14: RETRIEVAL
15: INFILTRATION
16: DEMOLITION
17: NAUTICAL EXERCISES
18: EVACUATION
19: SECURE LOCATION
20: BAIT
21: SIEGE
22: NEGOTIATION
23: MASS DESTRUCTION
CLASSIFIED INFORMATION
ABOUT STUART GIBBS
In memory of Stephen Gibbs, who brought so much joy into so many lives. I miss you, buddy.
acknowledgments
I am greatly indebted to the Filus family—Drew, Andrea, Dashiell, and Sasha—for their exceptional reconnaissance work. And huge thanks to Yusuke Kimura, who taught me the word “swawesome.”
August 30
To: Ice Queen; Silver Fox
Re: Smokescreen
My covert field research has confirmed the worst. SPYDER definitely has a new diabolical plot under way—and they have started their own “evil spy school” to staff it. Steps must be taken immediately to determine what this plot entails and how to thwart it..
Given that the three of us are known to SPYDER and thus unable to infiltrate their organization effectively—and that the CIA has certainly been compromised by enemy agents—we are left with no choice but to activate Benjamin Ripley for Operation Bedbug.
This mission is unsanctioned and unapproved. It is not to be discussed with anyone, anywhere, no matter how much you think you can trust them. This is especially true for anyone in the CIA. For his own safety, even young Mr. Ripley cannot be informed of what is truly going on until we are sure that he is properly established behind enemy lines.
If anyone has any doubts about Mr. Ripley’s ability to serve in this capacity, now is the time to voice them. The consequences of his failure on this mission would be disastrous.
Unless I hear from you, the mission will commence on September 3 at 1100 hours.
God bless America,
Golden Bear
HEAVY ARTILLERY
Battle Zone
September 3
1100 hours
I ran as fast as my legs could carry me, seven enemy agents in hot pursuit.
I had spent a great deal of time preparing for this moment. I had practiced self-defense. I had studied how to remain calm under pressure. I had read everything I could find on mortal combat. And so I had hoped that when the time came and I found myself in the thick of battle, I would be able to handle myself with cool, spy-like aplomb.
Instead, I was screaming.
Thankfully, it wasn’t a girly shriek. It was more of a sustained “aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!” Which could be roughly translated as: “I’m in serious trouble. Someone please help me.”
It’s one thing to study action sequences. It’s a whole other thing to find yourself in the middle of one.
I dodged through piles of dirt and debris, aware the agents were gaining on me. They were all screaming too, although this was more of a war cry. Translation: “Once we catch you, you’re dead meat.” I was dressed for combat, clad from head to toe in camouflage gear, but it obviously wasn’t working, because the enemy could see me perfectly well. Sniper fire whistled past me. Something screeched through the air high above and exploded in the distance.
Not far ahead, a foxhole came into view. To most people, it would have looked like just a big, grubby hole in the dirt, but to me, it was beautiful.
I shouted into my radio headset, “Erica! I’m coming in hot!”
“Okay,” Erica replied calmly. “I’m ready.” She didn’t sound like she was in the heat of battle at all. Instead, she sounded bizarrely relaxed, as though she were lounging in a hammock at a beach resort.
I leapt into the foxhole. It was four feet deep. Erica Hale sat inside, leaning against the dirt wall, casually leafing through a Guns & Ammo magazine despite all the chaos around her. Like me, she was wearing camouflage gear, but somehow she looked stylish in hers. Then again, Erica would have looked stylish in a potato sack. She was the most beautiful girl I’d ever met, as well as the smartest, the most athletic, and the deadliest.
“There’s a horde of enemy agents right behind me,” I panted. “Heavily armed. They ambushed me as I was nearing the objective . . . .”
“Ben, take it easy.” Erica calmly tucked the magazine into her knapsack. “What are you so worked up about?”
“They’re going to be here any second!” I exclaimed. “And they’re ruthless!”
“They’re twelve years old,” Erica said flatly.
She had a good point. They were only twelve. And the war around us was merely a combat simulation. We were in the midst of our traditional Survival and Combat Skills Assessment exam at the CIA’s Academy of Espionage. Our weapons were only paintball guns, and the battlefield was a mock-up on the academy firing range. But it felt real enough.
“Some of them are pretty big twelve-year-olds,” I said defensively.
Their war cry was growing louder. They were almost upon us.
“How many of them are there?” Erica asked.
“Seven.”
In one fluid movement, Erica sprang to her feet and fired her paintball gun over the lip of the foxhole. Five shots, each punctuated by the yelp of someone being hit squarely by a paint-filled projectile.
Erica took cover again, grinning. “Now there’s only two,” she informed me.
If there was anyone you wanted in your foxhole, it was Erica Hale. Although she was only fifteen, she was easily the most talented spy-in-training at school. She’d practically been preparing for it since birth: Spying was her family business. Most of her ancestors had been spies, going all the way back to Nathan Hale in the Revolutionary War. Her grandfather Cyrus Hale was one of the best there’d ever been, and he’d taught Erica almost everything he knew.
On the other hand, I came from a long line of grocers. I was only thirteen, and until seven months earlier, my entire espionage experience had consisted of watching James Bond movies. Since then, however, I’d twice been involved in thwarting the plots of SPYDER, a secretive subversive organization dedicated to causing chaos and mayhem. Thus, I’d seen far more action than most of my fellow students. But that didn’t mean I was comfortable in the heat of battle, be it real or pretend.
Today was a good example. It was our first day back at school for the fall semester, time for the annual Survival and Combat Skills Assessment. When I was inducted, it was the middle of the school year, so my SACSA had been a solo exam. But now the school administration had to assess the entire first-year class—and reassess all the returning students—at the same time. There were six grades (seventh through twelfth) with fifty kids in each. Three hundred people. Thus, the full-scale fake battle. The school had been divided into two teams: red (them) and blue (us). Each was assigned to steal a heavily guarded objective from the other side while protecting their own. It
was basically an enormous, potentially painful version of capture the flag. Since it was only a game—and the kids who’d been chasing me were all newbies—I probably should have been as calm as Erica, but I wasn’t. I was still on edge, terrified of screwing up in front of the professors, who were watching closely from the sidelines and grading our performance.
“Did you only have five paintballs in your ammo clip?” I asked Erica.
“No,” she replied. “I have plenty.”
“Then why didn’t you take out all seven enemy agents?”
Erica shrugged. “What fun would that be?”
With a primal scream, the two remaining newbies leapt into our foxhole, guns primed, ready to paint us cherry red. One of them was staggeringly large for a boy his age. He was built like a sequoia tree. The other was a surprisingly small girl. She looked like a heavily armed elf.
Thankfully, Erica took the guy. Before he could get a shot off, she’d launched herself into action, sweeping his legs out from under him and wrenching his gun away. Then she dispatched him with a shot to the chest, coating his torso in blue paint.
I attacked the girl. It felt a bit mean to attack an elf, but this one was aiming a gun at me. I wasn’t as adept as Erica, but my fighting skills had improved at school. Before I’d arrived, I wouldn’t have been able to beat a small girl in a fight. Now I could. It wasn’t very chivalrous, but my grade was on the line. I shoved the elf’s gun aside as she fired. The paintball whizzed past me, leaving a red splotch on the side of the foxhole. Then I barreled into her, knocking her flat as I snapped the gun from her grasp. I swung it around, preparing to blast her.
Only, the elf started crying. “Stop!” she wailed. “I quit!”
“You quit?” I asked, thrown. “Er . . . I don’t think you can do that.”
“I thought I could hack it here, but I was wrong,” the elf sobbed. “It’s too hard! I want to go home! I want my mommy!”
I lowered the gun, feeling bad for how hard I’d knocked her down. “Sorry. Spy school’s not for everyone . . . .”
“Like you?” The elf’s crying suddenly stopped. The whole “I want my mommy” thing had been an act. I tried to shoot her, but she lashed out a leg, catching me behind the knee. I crashed to the ground, the gun tumbling from my grasp. The elf pounced on it and swung the barrel toward me . . . .
Erica blew her away. She fired six times, coating the elf in blue, then pointed to the sidelines. “Nice try, newbie. But you’re out.”
The elf now looked like a Smurf. A really angry one. “You got lucky this time,” she sneered at me. “Next time, your girlfriend might not be around to save you.” Then she stormed off toward the “morgue” on the sidelines, where her fellow paint-splattered corpses watched the battle play out.
“I’m not his girlfriend!” Erica yelled after her.
I staggered back to my feet, brushing myself off. “Man, that girl was devious.”
“She was,” Erica agreed. “She’ll do well here.”
I watched the elf trudge past the reviewing stands. Professor Kuklinski, who taught advanced biochemical weaponry, appeared disappointed in her performance, while Professor Greenwald-Smith, who taught counterespionage, seemed to be giving her some words of encouragement. Next to them, Professor Crandall, who taught self-preservation, had dozed off in his chair.
“You know,” I said to Erica, “when normal kids go back to school, their first day is all about getting oriented and meeting their teachers. There’s no paint guns or fighting or pretending to kill one another.”
“Really?” Erica asked. “It must suck to be normal.”
I pried a clod of dirt from my ear, then scoped out the battlefield around us. “I’d probably better get back in the game before I get dinged for slacking off.”
“Hold on,” Erica said. “How’d you end up with all those newbies after you in the first place?”
“Chip and Jawa set up an ambush for me. I thought I had a chance at the objective, but it was a trap.”
“You’re sure it was their doing?”
“Definitely. I saw them sic the newbies on me.” Although they were on the opposing team, Chip Schacter and Jawaharlal O’Shea were two of my closest friends at spy school. Jawa was extremely smart. Chip was extremely sneaky and underhanded. Together, they made a formidable combination.
“They didn’t come after you themselves?” Erica asked.
“They probably knew you and I would be working together,” I said.
“So let’s work together to take them out.” Erica started sketching a plan in the dirt with the barrel of her paintball gun.
She’d drawn only two lines when an emergency call came over my headset: “Smokescreen, you out there? We need your help.”
It was Zoe Zibbell, another of my close friends, only she was on our team today. Zoe had christened me “Smokescreen” shortly after my recruitment because she had mistakenly believed that my initial incompetence was an act designed to catch my enemies off guard. (“No one could be that inept,” she’d once explained. “I’ve seen turtles that could fight better.”) Since then, I had gained a considerable amount of skill and savvy, but the nickname had stuck.
I radioed back. “What’s the situation?”
“Chameleon doesn’t know how to work the mortar,” Zoe reported.
“Yes, I do!” shouted Warren Reeves—aka Chameleon—in the background. Warren was gifted at camouflage but mediocre at just about everything else.
The mortar was a new addition to the SACSA exams. The administration at spy school had decided it was time for us to learn how to use heavy artillery.
I chanced a look out of the foxhole toward our mortar base, a makeshift bunker atop a slope at one end of the firing range. From what I knew, the mortar was an actual working cannon; only the ammunition had been altered. Instead of shells, it fired paint bombs big enough to take out a dozen people at once.
There were several red enemy agents between us and the base.
Erica got on the radio with us. “No dice. Smokescreen is assigned to target acquisition, not heavy artillery. You’ll have to work this out yourselves.”
“No can do, Ice Queen,” Zoe replied. “The situation is dire.”
“How dire?” I asked.
“Hold on,” Zoe said. “You’re about to see.”
A second later, I heard Warren yell, “Fire in the hole!” followed by a loud explosion. A paint bomb blasted out of the bunker. Only, I could immediately tell something was wrong. Instead of arcing toward the enemy base at the opposite end of the battlefield, the bomb soared almost straight up, then began screaming downward—right toward us.
“Take cover!” Erica yelled.
For once, I was already ahead of her. We threw ourselves into the protected side of the foxhole just as the bomb detonated on the ground above us. A wave of blue paint sailed over our heads and splattered the rest of the hole.
I peered back out of the foxhole. The ground for thirty feet in every direction was a ring of blue. A third-year red team member on her way to the morgue had caught the worst of it. She was now coated with paint.
“That’s not cool!” she howled. “I was already dead!”
Several of our own team members had been hit as well. Most had been caught only in the arm or the leg, but that was enough to remove them from the game. They were all shouting things at our mortar base that would have gotten them detention at a normal school.
I got back on the radio. “You guys nearly killed us just now!”
“Sorry,” Warren said. “My bad.”
Erica took in the carnage and sighed. “All right,” she radioed. “I’m bringing Smokescreen in.”
“Even though it’s not our assignment?” I asked. Erica usually wasn’t one to defy orders. Not when her perfect grade point average was on the line.
“It’s a calculated risk. If we leave those two cheeseheads in charge of the mortar, we may not have a team much longer. Stay close to me.” With that, Erica grabbe
d her knapsack, sprang out of the foxhole, and raced toward base.
I did exactly as she’d ordered. En route to the base, several opposing team members made the mistake of attacking us. Erica thwarted them so easily, she almost looked bored. I actually caught her yawning while she knocked one enemy agent unconscious.
A few opponents who were older students—and thus familiar with Erica’s reputation—didn’t even bother to attack. Instead, they simply dropped their weapons and surrendered. This wasn’t going to earn them a lot of points on their exam, but it was far less painful than having Erica take them out.
Even though I should have been covering our backs, I couldn’t help but watch Erica. In the first place, she could probably cover our backs better than I could, even while being attacked from the front. And second, Erica in action was a thing of beauty. It was like watching a prima ballerina perform Swan Lake, only with a lot more screaming. I already had a tremendous crush on Erica, and somehow, watching her wipe out a field full of enemies made her even more alluring.
I was sure Erica knew about my crush. After all, she was our finest spy-in-training; keeping a secret from her was like trying to hide meat from a dog. Erica had never let on the slightest bit, but then, human interaction wasn’t her strong suit. She barely deigned to speak to anyone else at school—including our professors—so I knew not to expect too much. Frankly, I was thrilled that she had been willing to team up with me.
Erica calmly took out the last two opponents as we arrived at our mortar base, leaving them whimpering in pain. We clambered over the bunker wall only to have Zoe nearly blast us away.
“It’s us, you nitwit!” Erica yelled.
“Sorry!” Zoe apologized, holstering her gun.
It didn’t take long to scope out the bunker, as it was only a few feet across. The mortar sat in the center next to a pile of artillery. It was smaller than I’d expected, like a sawed-off cannon. Warren stood beside it, frantically flipping through the instruction manual.
Zoe hugged me with relief. “Thank goodness you’re here.”