“I asked her to fill in for Lesleigh Conroy. Did that part go okay?”
“Yeah, she sounded like the part had been written for her.” He gave me a pensive look. “So, what’s up? What’s going on? It worried me a little the way you called Rex out.” He shrugged. “Not that it’s really any of my business, but I’d like to know what’s bothering you.”
I hesitated. Did I really want to share the information with him? Shouldn’t I be careful?
“Oh, c’mon, Tia. Don’t be neurotic. It’s me, Jason, for Pete’s sake.”
I touched his arm, for the first time noticing the solid biceps. “I—well, we’ve got a problem.”
“Obviously. But what?”
“Someone is leaking information to the media. The Scoop carried a story this morning, naming Jack and Angie’s baby.”
“No way.” He shook his head. “I don’t even know the name of the baby.”
“Right. Hardly anyone does. Or, rather, hardly anyone did. Apparently everyone who reads The Scoop knows now. So our element of surprise is gone. And once that’s gone . . .” I shuddered to think of what might happen next. We needed to keep our audience guessing. That was half the fun of pulling off a great sitcom—challenging the audience.
“Do you guys think it’s someone from the inside?” Jason asked. “Could be someone we’ve overlooked. A cleaning lady. Someone from the studio who comes to replace the overhead lights. Someone in hair and makeup.”
As he spoke those last words, a shiver ran down my spine. Not once had my sister’s name entered my mind . . . till now. Surely Benita wasn’t capable of something like this. Was she?
She’d been hanging out with Bob a lot, hadn’t she? Was it possible that last Friday she’d somehow gotten a copy of this week’s script and given it to the tabloids? The possibility suddenly seemed very real.
Calm down, Tia. That’s just nuts. Why would she do something like that?
I could suddenly think of a thousand reasons, and all of them easy to spend.
My thoughts reeled. I was reminded of the necklace I’d seen her wearing Friday night. Those new, expensive shoes. She made a decent salary, but those shoes cost a pretty penny.
“I’ll be right back. Do you mind waiting?”
“Of course not. But where are you going?” Jason’s brow wrinkled.
“Just need to check something out.”
I turned on my heels and headed to the hair and makeup department, where I found Benita fussing over a tray of eye shadow. She looked up and winced when she saw me.
“Hey, Tia. Still mad at me?”
If you tipped off the media, yes.
“Mad at you? What for?”
“The whole Julio thing, of course. I was just telling that girl Jana in the wardrobe department all about him.” Her eyes took on a dreamy look. “It couldn’t be helped, I promise. I tried to resist the temptation, but . . .” She sighed. “He’s pretty irresistible. You have to admit that.”
“Yeah. Irresistible.”
“Hey, what’s up with your makeup?” She pointed to my face and I flinched. She clucked her tongue in disapproval. “I don’t believe it. What about that makeup lesson I gave you on Friday? Was it all in vain?”
Hush, Beni. We don’t need everyone on the set listening in.
She drew close to look at my eye shadow job, then sighed. “You’re hopeless.”
“Not hopeless, just very, very busy. Do you know what kind of weekend I’ve had?” I paused, realizing that I was biting my lip. “Beni, I have a question for you, but I’m going to ask you in advance not to take it personally.”
“O-okay.”
“You’ve been hanging out with the writers.”
“Yeah. They’re great. I like them a lot.” She blushed. Weird, I’d never seen Benita blush before.
“You were there on Friday to hear about this week’s episode.”
“Yeah.” She shrugged. “I even helped them come up with a great bit about NASA.”
“You know that our scripts are top secret until filming, right?”
“Top secret?” Her eyes grew wide. “What are you saying?”
“I’m just saying that if you have any information about upcoming episodes, you would keep it to yourself, correct?”
She flinched, and her pause worried me. “S-sure, but who cares?”
“I do.” This is important. “This is not an accusation. I just found out that someone leaked information about this week’s episode to the media. It’s got to be someone on the inside. Obviously.”
Her eyes narrowed to slits. “Oh, perfect. Just because I steal your date, you think I’m the kind of person who would sabotage my own career by blabbing to the media? What kind of person do you think I am?”
You really don’t want to get me started, Beni.
She rolled her eyes. “Mama was right. You’ve changed, Tia.”
Her words stopped me cold. I stared at her. “What did you say?”
“You’ve changed.” Her expression tightened. “You used to be really sweet. Well, maybe not really sweet, but nicer than you are now. I don’t even recognize you anymore.”
I wanted to say, “The feeling is mutual,” but I didn’t.
She pointed her finger at me, snagging the attention of Lenora, who appeared in the doorway looking a bit lost. “I know what it is too. Ever since the Golden Globes, you’re just . . . well, full of yourself.”
A thousand things went through my mind at once, but not one of them could I say aloud in front of Lenora, who now stood within ten feet of us, a puzzled expression on her face.
“As far as I’m concerned, you can put that award where your heart ought to be.”
The craziest wave of anger passed over me. How dare she say such a thing when I’d never been anything but good to her or the others in my family? I’d just opened my mouth to let her have it when a girlish giggle from behind us startled me.
“Oh, I know that one!” Lenora said. “Bette Davis, All About Eve. 1950.” She sighed and gazed directly into my eyes. “I always loved Bette, didn’t you?”
Before I could answer, Benita opened her mouth. “My sister wouldn’t know love if it jumped up and bit her.”
Lenora looked stunned at this proclamation. Just as quickly, her smile returned. “Would one of you sweet girls point me in the direction of the ladies’ room? I need to powder my nose.”
Benita pointed down the hallway to the left, and Lenora bounced her way in that direction, rambling about Bette Davis and what a fine job she’d done in that movie. I couldn’t get past her comment about Benita and me being “sweet girls.” There was nothing sweet about the conversation we’d just had.
I turned on my heels and marched out into the hallway, running straight into Jason.
“Well?”
“I asked if she knew anything about it, but she denied it.”
“Maybe she’s telling the truth.” He shrugged.
“You don’t know her, Jason. If you did . . .” I stopped myself from saying the rest. No matter what I thought of my sister’s character where men were concerned, I had zero proof that she’d sabotaged me by going to the media. In fact, the more I thought about it, the more ashamed I became. My accusation now seemed presumptuous at best. But how could I take it back?
“It’s okay, Tia.” Jason rested his hand on my arm and smiled. “In a week or so, none of this will even matter. Take it in stride.”
Take it in stride. Now there were a few words to live by.
Oh, if only I could.
By Tuesday morning, I’d resolved that we would have to change the sex of Jack and Angie’s baby to a girl, just to keep the viewers guessing. When the episode aired, we wanted them to be surprised.
On the other hand, we’d already announced the sex of the baby in the final scene of the episode we’d filmed last week. Of course, that episode hadn’t aired yet. It wouldn’t for another week. Hmm. Maybe we could get Kat back in here to do a voice-over and then somehow dub the r
est.
No, we couldn’t get Kat back in here. She was happily curled up at home with a new baby—a real baby—in her arms. I wouldn’t wrestle her back to the studio for anything in the world.
Maybe we could go to her. Maybe we could take a camera, some microphones, a—Tia, what are you thinking? Have you gone crazy? Of course we’re not going to her house. That would be asking her to go above and beyond the call of duty. The only people who needed to live like that were the director and the producer. And sometimes the actors, but not right after giving birth.
When I arrived at the studio, I tried to put the problem out of my mind. Unfortunately, my sister seemed bent on making me feel bad. I should have just apologized first thing, but the sour expression on her face let me know I needed to keep my distance. She must’ve somehow tipped Bob off to my suspicions, because he seemed to give me the cold shoulder too. Was it my imagination, or was he really snubbing me?
By midmorning, my nerves were on edge. Gone was the peace I’d felt during the Sunday morning service. In its place, raw nerves, exposed and aching. And my sister’s erratic behavior did nothing to calm me down. She seemed to be playing to my suspicions, hovering around Bob and giggling like a schoolgirl.
I approached her, ready to get this apology over with. But as soon as I came over, she reached for Bob’s arm and gazed into his eyes, batting her lashes like a helicopter approaching liftoff.
He gave her a coy smile. “Beni, I had the craziest dream last night.”
“Oh?” She giggled and glanced my way, likely to make sure I was watching.
“Yes, I dreamed I was kidnapped by cannibals.”
My sister’s eyes widened. “Ooo, what happened?”
“Well, they took me away to the Amazon rain forest, to their leader.”
“What did he do?”
“She.” Bob slipped his arm over my sister’s shoulder.
“What did she do?” Benita’s voice grew more animated.
“That’s up to you.” Bob gave her a wink and pulled her close.
“Huh?” My sister’s little giggle reflected her confusion.
“She looked just like you, so I figured the dream would pick up when I got to work. So, now that you’ve caught me in your lair, what are you going to do with me?”
Suddenly I felt sick. At least I had to give it to him—Bob could come up with a great story. That’s why we kept him on the payroll.
Benita finally got the joke and giggled. “Oh, you’re so cute.” She slapped him on the arm. She turned to me, gave me a charming look, and said, “Isn’t he just the sweetest thing, Tia? I mean, really, who could say no to a great guy like this?”
“Music to my ears.” He squared his shoulders. “So will you go out with me?”
“Well, I’m kind of seeing this other guy. Julio.” She looked my way again, as if to rub it in.
My stomach churned. Why are you doing this, Beni? Enough already. Can’t you see I came over here to apologize?
She released an exaggerated sigh. “He’s the most handsome man God ever put on the earth. We’re perfect for each other.”
You would’ve thought this would hurt Bob’s feelings, but he didn’t look terribly downcast. “Look, I’m a writer. We can have Julio’s character killed off, no problem. That just leaves me. So, what about it? What say the two of us go to a movie this Friday night?”
“Ooo, a movie?” She sighed. “I’ve been dying to see Brock’s new movie. It releases this weekend, right?”
“Yeah.” Bob nodded. “It’s a date then?”
“Sure. The idea of sitting in a theater staring at Brock Benson’s gorgeous face gets me all tingly inside.”
Bob shrugged. “As long as I’m the one holding your hand while you’re tingling.”
Gross.
She leaned over and gave him a little kiss on the cheek. I thought he might fall over. He put his hand on his face and sighed. “I’m never washing this cheek again.”
As she rose, I noticed the searing glance she shot my way. It could’ve burned holes through me if I’d let it. Clearly her flirtatious scene with Bob was meant for me, but why? Seeing them together only strengthened my resolve to end the feud sooner rather than later. I could put an end to all of this with, “I’m sorry, Benita. I don’t know what I was thinking.” Only, now she took off across the room, headed straight for Brock. Great. I couldn’t apologize in front of him.
Not that I had time, anyway. Glancing at my watch, I realized we needed to get this show on the road.
I heard Lenora’s voice ring out behind me. I turned, somewhat surprised to see her carrying an open umbrella and wearing a black coat over a long, gray skirt. She also appeared to be carrying a large carpetbag. Odd.
Well, odd until I heard her singing “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.” Then it all made sense.
“Ooo, I always loved that movie,” Athena said as she passed by. “But I could never figure out how Mary Poppins got all of that stuff into her bag.”
“That’s for me to know and you to find out.” Lenora winked and headed off down the hall.
Yep. Just another day on the Stars Collide set.
Our resident diva child, Candy, entered the room with her mother on her heels. The youngster had proven to be quite a handful, but Mama Bianca was far worse. I dreaded the days when Candy was featured in an episode, because it meant dealing with the world’s worst stage mother. And I could tell she had something on her mind this morning.
“Tia, I’m not happy with Candy’s costume for this NASA shoot. She doesn’t look good in gray.”
Interesting. Apparently neither do I.
“I would like her in a blue shirt. If you look at her contract, you’ll see that it stipulates a list of colors that she can be filmed in. Gray is not on the list. Frankly, I don’t see how anyone could think that gray is even a color.”
Are you kidding me?
“I tried to talk to Jana back in wardrobe, but you know how she is.”
Yeah, I do. Sweet. Kind. Gracious.
“So I must come to you once again to make things right.” Bianca gave me a half smile, albeit sarcastic. “You’re the boss, after all.”
Funny. I didn’t much feel like the boss today.
“I’ll take care of it, Bianca.” I forced a smile. “Candy will look beautiful, I promise.”
With a curt nod, the irritable stage mom turned and headed back to the wardrobe department.
I was just about to gather the cast and crew when Rex approached, worry lines etched in his brow.
“What’s happened?” I whispered. “Something else with the media?”
“No.” He shook his head. “It’s Lesleigh Conroy. She’s still sick. Erin’s going to have to do the run-through for her.”
“Ah.” Man. When Lesleigh arrived tomorrow, we would have to double our efforts to bring her up to speed. In the meantime, I called for Erin. She approached, eyes sparkling.
“G’morning, Tia.”
“Good morning to you too. Would you do me a little favor?”
“Of course. Anything. Your wish is my command.”
Perfect. “I need you to fill in for Lesleigh again today.”
Erin’s mouth opened. “Oh. You mean in the run-through?”
“Yes, do you mind?”
“I guess not.” She shrugged. “I’m a little out of my element, but I’ll do my best.”
“I know you will, Erin. You always do.”
Clapping my hands, I managed to gather the cast and crew. “All right, everyone. We’re going to run through this thing scene by scene.” I explained that Erin would be filling in for Lesleigh, and everyone seemed to take the news in stride.
Well, those who were paying attention, anyway. I was slightly distracted by Bianca and Candy, who argued with Jana off in the distance. I would have to remedy this at once. Bianca would win, of course. Candy would wear blue. What did it really matter, anyway? Some things weren’t worth fighting for.
Unfortunate
ly, the morning seemed to be going every direction but the right one. Things got off to a rough start right away as I argued with Brock about—of all things—his characterization. If someone had told me a year ago that I’d be standing in a room with Brock Benson, directing a scene, I would’ve swooned. Ironic that I used the opportunity to chew him out.
“I’m not sure you’re understanding me,” I said. “I think your portrayal of this character is a little weak. You could give it more.”
“More what?” he asked. “I’m not clear on that.”
“You have to actually become the character. Have you spent much time with Greek people?”
He shrugged. “A few.”
“Well, get to know Athena and Stephen, our writers. They can give you all the advice you’ll ever need and will help you with the accent and mannerisms.” To cheer him up, I added, “And they’ll feed you the best gyros in town while they’re doing it. Athena’s dad owns Super Gyros.”
“Ooo, I love that place.” He licked his lips.
One crisis averted.
We’d just gotten into the scene again when Scott’s cell phone went off. “So sorry,” he said. “This is Kat. I’ve got to take it.”
“Understandable.”
Two minutes later he announced to the cast and crew that baby Katherine had apparently smiled for the first time.
“It’s gas,” Jason whispered, leaning my way. “Trust me. Babies don’t smile when they’re this young.”
I buried my laughter and kept going. We’d almost made it through the first scene when the nastiest aroma filled the room. Gag me. Out of the corner of my eye, I caught a glimpse of Joey with a wicked grin on his face. Next to him, Candy began to squirm. Her nose wrinkled and she turned to face him, ready to interrupt the scene.
Don’t do it. I shook my head just in case she happened to look my way. Don’t do anything to stop this scene, or . . .
Ack. The odor now permeated the room. A teeny-tiny giggle erupted, but Brock and Scott continued their lines, thank goodness.
We made it through the second scene, and I marveled at what a great job Erin did. She was actually the strongest of all of them. From there, we dove into the toughest scene of all, the one involving the kids. Unfortunately, they were on their worst behavior today. From the sidelines I watched as Bianca tried to give Candy direction. I hated when the parents did that. Did they not trust me to do my job?