“Really?”
“Yeah. Nothing specific. I think she was trying to be encouraging.”
“Wasn’t I laying some philosophy on you when you left?”
“You were.”
“Well, whatever it was, I’m all out of it. Probably full of shit anyway. I don’t know about you, but I’ve had enough. I’m off to bed.”
Harry went to his room, left the door slightly ajar so he could hear Tad down the hall, hear him doing his throat-clearing shit, the bathroom toilet being flushed, gargling, the sink water running.
Harry felt like hell not telling Tad about Kayla’s call. Didn’t seem right, even if Kayla was correct that Tad didn’t need to know everything. He and Kayla, they had a piece of this business, but Tad, he had no reason to get in any deeper. He was already up to his neck. No use dropping him in over his head. He waited some more, then slipped out, hands in coat pockets, walking fast.
It was a longer walk than he remembered, and the cold air bit at his lungs. There was no moon, just streetlights, and he kept thinking he’d see a cop car coming around a corner, a light flashing on him, nailing him. But it didn’t happen.
He got to thinking about what Kayla was asking, and he started to get mad. Started to get mad at himself for listening. There wasn’t anything worth his getting out here in the dark. He should have had her come get him, let him lie down in the backseat. Should have told Tad after all. He thought about all this, but he kept walking.
He got to his place and watched from across the street, stood in the shadow of an elm.
Cops could easily post a watch at his place. He would if he were them. They could hide and wait for him to show up for his car, get something from his house. The whole damn thing made him nervous. Course, Kayla was a cop. She’d probably know if it was done through the department, any kind of watchdog business like that. But it could be the chief, the sergeant. They could be doing it on their own.
Course, that would be harder, just the two of them. How many shifts could they manage?
Maybe the thing was to turn himself in, or go to Tyler, tell the cops there the situation, get some help.
Yeah. That would be good: “I hear sounds. I found a dead body in my house. Me and some friends, one of them a cop, put the corpse in a freezer; then we decided to put it on the chief’s couch with a sign around its neck, ’cause we know he and the sergeant murdered Joey because I saw it in a fucking vision.”
Harry took a deep breath and let out a puff of cold white air. He was just about to step across the street when he was nabbed and spun around.
Tad said, “You don’t sneak for shit, kid. What the fuck are you doing?”
“I didn’t want to tell you.”
“No shit. Figured that much. You got to learn to watch behind you.”
“I did.”
“I was in the shadows. You had your shit together better, you’d have seen me. What the fuck is wrong with you?”
“Tad, I didn’t mean to sneak.”
“You call that sneaking? You came in from that call, you had a look on your face like you were gonna steal the silverware. Since I use mostly plastic throwaways, I knew that was out. Just waited till you got ready to do what you were gonna do. And by the way, don’t try to play poker. You can’t hide shit with that face. Come on, kid. Give me the rundown.”
Harry told Tad what Kayla had told him.
“Look, whatever she’s got, she can tell me,” Tad said. “Fact is, this hurts my goddamn sensitive feelings. I’m in on this, kid. I said that and meant it. Can’t really get any fucking deeper, you understand?”
“I’m sorry. Just she’s got something she wants me to see and she said not to bring you.”
“Something heavy? That’s what she said?”
“Yeah.”
“It’s heavy, how’d she get it to her house, and now how come she can’t move it?”
“I don’t know…. You’re not saying—”
“That I don’t trust Kayla? Course not. She wanted to nail your ass, help the cops out, get that big promotion, she could have had you nailed long ago. Your balls would be bronzed and mounted on a piece of board. She’s got a stake in this herself, so I trust her. It’s a screwy setup, no shit, but I’ve got no reason to doubt her.”
“You said that twice.”
“Did I?”
“You did.”
“I’m just suspicious by nature. Kind of guy that’s skeptical of being skeptical. So, though I trust her just fine, what say we do some insurance?”
“I feel guilty doing a thing like that.”
“Me too. For about fifteen minutes.”
Harry and Tad pulled over a block up from Kayla’s place, next to a big sweet gum that grew out from the curb, alongside a clutch of tall, sharp-bladed bushes. The moon made the bushes throw swordlike shadows. They got out of the car, stood in those shadows. Harry unlocked the trunk.
“I don’t know, man,” Harry said, “the fucking trunk? It’s nasty in there. You could die of carbon monoxide or something.”
“Not just going a block down. Don’t lock it. Just let me hold it nearly shut. After a bit, I’ll get out and check around, see if things are okay.”
“You could just ride in the driver’s seat.”
“You’re expected. I don’t want to embarrass you by showing up like that. Just do it my way.”
“This is bullshit, Tad. Kayla wouldn’t play me.”
“Talia played you.”
“Different.”
“Do it for me. I get there, look around, take a peek inside from the outside, things seem all right, I’ll walk home.”
“Too far.”
“I’ll walk up a few blocks, go to the shopping center there, maybe catch a picture show, get a taxi home. Come on, do it. We’re out here in the big middle of everyone, someone puts an eye to their window, they might see us, wonder what the fuck I’m doing getting in the trunk. They could call the cops, and, as we both know, they aren’t the folks we want to see right now.”
“All right.”
Harry lifted the trunk and Tad climbed inside and pulled the lid down most of the way, left a crack he could see out of. “Drive slow,” he said.
Harry parked out back in the alley. As he got out, he saw Winston sniffing about. The dog raised its head and looked at him, then went back to sniffing, eating something out of a bush at the corner of the house.
A gritty-kitty turd, most likely.
Harry went through an alley between houses to the front of Kayla’s place and, feeling nervous, he knocked.
He was glad everything was okay and Tad was full of it, because as soon as he came in the door to Kayla’s throaty, “Come in,” he knew there were no problems.
Things were cool as an ice tray.
He felt the tension go out of him as he walked down the hallway, smelled her perfume on the air, looked through the gap that divided hallway and den, saw Kayla sitting in a chair in the near dark (there was a dim light from the kitchen), her uniform shirt open, her breast exposed, smiling.
And he thought: She did lie. She brought me here for another reason.
A good one.
That’s why she didn’t want Tad to know. But is it really worth the chance of me cruising about in my own car? Couldn’t we have done this in the bedroom at Tad’s place?
Then Harry realized something.
Kayla wasn’t smiling.
She was showing her teeth, but it wasn’t a smile. He couldn’t tell that right off in little to no light, but now that his eyes had adjusted a bit more, he realized she was grimacing.
And her breasts, they were pocked with dots. He could make those out now. A cigarette smell was mixed with the perfume. He hadn’t noticed that before, but now that his lust had subsided, he did.
Kayla didn’t smoke.
The sergeant, who had been against the wall near Harry the bear, stepped out into the wide breach between hallway and den, said, “Howdy, dumb dick.”
“I??
?m sorry, Harry,” Kayla said. “I’m so sorry.”
Harry felt someone behind him, turned. It was the chief. He looked a lot less like a grandfather now. And he had a friend with him. A black automatic.
“A gal can only take so many cigarette burns on the tits before she calls,” the chief said. “And actually, that’s not what did it. I promised to put a cigar in her nether regions and light it, let it burn down. She wasn’t up for that. True love has its limitations. Am I right, Officer?”
Kayla’s head drooped as if it might fall off her neck. “I’m so sorry, Harry. So sorry.”
“You two, you thought you were so smart, but there was one problem. Kayla’s perfume. She wasn’t supposed to wear perfume to work, you know, but alas, just couldn’t help herself. And that dead body you left on my couch, awful, but the sign—the sign Kayla made—it stunk of her perfume, and no one else has that smell but Kayla…. Who’s Tad?”
Harry’s mind raced, thought, oh, yeah, she mentioned him on the phone when she called. But, she didn’t say who he was. Or did she? Does he know? Is he just jacking with me? He took a flier.
“My dog,” Harry said.
“Your dog?”
“Yeah. Shepherd.”
“You don’t have a dog,” the chief said. “We been to your place, remember? It’s where the unfortunate Mr. Barnhouse, instead of you, met his fate. No dog.”
“My mother has him. That’s where I was when Kayla called. With her and Tad.”
“It could be checked, you know.”
“I’m sure.”
“A dog?”
“Yep.”
“You believe that, Pale?” the chief said. “We talked to his mother. Remember a dog?”
“He was with me then,” Harry said.
“Sounds like some shit to me,” the chief said.
“Hell, why not?” Pale said. “I’ll buy it. Who the fuck names a person Tad? Hey…guess we don’t need to call each other code names, do we? They know who we are.”
“Of course not,” the chief said. “Are you fucking high? Of course not.” Then he turned his attention back to Harry. “Bottom line, my young man, is you aren’t going to get but just a few hours older. The two of you, you’re going to meet a nasty fate. Tell ’em, Sergeant, a nasty fate.”
“He’s right,” said Sergeant Pale, coming up behind Harry, striking him hard with the side of his hand on the back of the neck, causing him to drop to his knees. “Nasty. Old Testament–style nasty.”
Tad waited in the trunk awhile. It wasn’t that he didn’t trust Kayla, he just didn’t trust circumstances. His wife, Dorothy, always said he spent so much time trying to figure what people were really thinking, instead of just going with the flow. She was probably right. But part of martial arts was going with the flow, and part of it was being prepared for what might happen inside the flow. Even smooth-looking water can have a fast-churning undercurrent. Way he saw it, way he looked at things, he was doing the Boy Scout motto: Be prepared.
He started to lift the trunk, but decided against it. Better to listen and wait. He’d give it two, maybe three more minutes. He could stand that much. Then he was going to start snooping around the house, see that things were okay. Worst that would probably happen was that he would end up seeing a movie at the dollar rerun show.
What the fuck was showing anyway?
There was a sudden rushing noise and a thump and the trunk went shut and everything was completely dark. Tad heard something walking up the trunk, and then the noise was a bit more distant, as if it were on top of the car.
Yep. That was it. The top of the car.
Then the noise returned to the trunk, and finally he could hear just outside the trunk a sniffing noise.
A goddamn dog. That fucking big idiot Winston.
“Shit,” Tad said.
Winston, with cat turds on his breath, stood with his front paws on the trunk and sniffed the air, turned his head and bent his body so he could smell where trunk and car came together. Winston knew someone was inside the trunk, but it was nothing to him. They weren’t going to let him ride, he could tell that.
But you never knew.
Sometimes they might.
It could happen.
The dog lifted his head, his nose pointing up. He twitched it.
More cat shit. One block down, partially buried, pretty fresh. Near that was the smell of some other dog that left urine messages.
Winston’s tongue came out and rolled along his snout, then he dropped down on all fours and went off at a trot.
“What we’re gonna do,” the chief said, “is we’re going to take a little ride, gonna go in your car, and Pale here, he’s gonna follow in our car. Now, he’s gonna walk down the block, get it out of the church parking lot, drive up out back, and you guys, you’re gonna go out the back door and get in your car without giving me any trouble. And Mr. Wilkes, you’re gonna drive. Me, I’m gonna sit in the back with a pistol to the back of her head, because she’s gonna sit by you. That way you get to smell this sweet thing all the way out to the cliff. Course, all that perfume, I’d smell her too, even if I was following in the other car.”
“Cliff?” Harry said.
“Humper’s Hill. And we’re gonna have a companion with us. Someone you know well.”
All right, Tad thought. How the hell do I get out of this motherfucker? It’s no use pushing at the trunk, but, what the hell, I’ve got to give it a try.
He did.
He was right. No use in that.
He checked to see if the trunk was connected to the backseat, to see if he could push the seat down from inside the trunk, get out that way.
He used the light on his cell phone to look. Nope. A metal wall between him and the seat.
He was fucked.
He took a deep breath, considered.
Okay, now. Don’t panic.
How much air have I got?
Quite a bit. As long as I don’t breathe.
Maybe I can roll on my back, put my feet against the trunk, and push until the lock breaks. And that would be a good plan if I had the legs of a goddamn bull elephant. Otherwise, not so smart.
Maybe Harry will come back and check on me, and I can feel like a big idiot, and Kayla will get mad, think I didn’t trust her, and…well, it beats smothering.
Shit. I can call Harry on the phone. What the hell am I thinking? I can call him and he can come and get me.
I’ll give it a minute, see if he shows up, then I’ll call. In the meantime, I’ll just lay here and feel like shit with my goddamn side lying on a tire iron and my ass pushed up against a spare tire. How the fuck old is this car anyway? Didn’t they stop making these about the time of the Flintstones?
Flintstones?
How did the theme song go?
“…huh, huh, huh, something in history.”
Damn. That’s some shit. Can’t remember the theme song. I used to watch that when I was a kid.
I’m sure it sucked.
But I watched it.
What time is it anyway?
What the fuck does it matter? I’m not taking medicine.
I was on that Atkins diet plan, some kind of goddamn diet plan, I might not be so uncomfortable in this goddamn trunk, because there might not be so much of me. I ought to try that. Eat all the bacon and eggs and steak and fat I want. Sounds pretty good.
Except for the heart part. Bound to bad for your heart, all that grease. How can that be good for you?
Shit, I was on the Atkins plan or not, it still wouldn’t be comfortable in this goddamn trunk. What the fuck am I thinking? Stay here long enough, I’ll get thin, all right. From dying and rotting.
What the hell is that?
Something was prodding him in the side, and it wasn’t the tire tool. It was something sharp. He shifted, put his hand in his coat pocket, got poked.
Damn. Those darts. Forgot about those dudes. They had been there since Kayla gave them him.
Tad put his hand to his mout
h, sucked on the puncture.
All right, he thought. That’s enough. Time to call…
Nah. I’ll give it another minute. He might come out and check on me.
But why would he?
He’s not going to do that. That wasn’t the plan. Shit, I set the plan up. I ought to know that. I’m getting dingy. Wonder if that fucking Atkins diet helps with the memory?
I’ll call. Now.
“He’s got a phone in his pocket,” Sergeant Pale said.
Harry had been pulled up from the floor and pushed against the wall, and the sergeant was giving him a search.
“Get rid of it,” the chief said.
Sergeant Pale dropped it on the floor, lifted his foot up with deliberation and placed it on the phone, and put all his weight on it. It snapped.
Tad, lying in the trunk, holding his phone, got a photo sent to him—photo of a guy’s big foot coming down. And he could see a face too, leaning over, looking down. Just a glimpse of it. Scarred. Photo deal must have been activated when the phone was dropped or thrown.
Who the fuck was this guy? Looked like he’d caught his fucking face in a lawn mower.
Damn. He had been right. There was some shit going down, and here he was, locked in the trunk of a car. By a dog, no less.
But he did have his phone. He could call someone.
But, shit, the police? Chief would have that all sewn up.
Let’s see. Who did he know?
Not much of anybody anymore.
Harry’s mother.
What the fuck was her phone number? He could call information. Her name was Wilkes, he knew that. He could figure it out, maybe she could help him. Then he’d have to explain everything going on, scare the shit out of her.
Then again, there was that limited-air thing….
Sounds.
Someone was opening a door of the car.
The sergeant, after stomping Harry’s phone and giving him another love tap with his gun, took Harry’s keys and went out.
Harry, when he was able, moved to the couch near Kayla. He sat there rubbing the back of his head. The chief pulled a chair up close to Harry and sat down, draping his gun hand over one knee, letting the automatic dangle.