“Jefferson’s Chinese Vase?” Jillian said.
“Maybe they thought the Elvish Runes looked like Chinese characters.”
“They don’t look anything like Chinese!”
“The vase was last cataloged in 1912. They didn’t have the Internet and translation software.”
“It’s the Smithsonian!”
Louise chased data to answer the question instead of theorizing. “They’ve since verified that it did belong to Thomas Jefferson. It was anonymously donated to the Smithsonian in the 1898 by someone claiming that his grandfather had stolen it during the Civil War when the Confederates seized Monticello. At the time, they had no way to establish authenticity, so they left it in storage.”
Jillian growled and focused back on her tablet. “But what about the box?”
“All the photos are part of a crowd-sourcing project Dr. Banks started with curators from around the world. They searched their museum storage facilities for buried Elfhome artifacts. Oh! The porcelain vase was thought to be Chinese because of its age. The method of creating porcelain wasn’t introduced to Europe until 1712…”
“What about the box?” Jillian cried. “I don’t care about the freaking vase!”
“I’m looking!” Louise scanned ahead faster. “All the pieces were gathered into one exhibit and it’s touring! Currently it’s in, oh god, Australia!”
“You’ve got to be kidding! Paris is at least just on the other side of the Atlantic.”
Louise found the exhibition site and then a list of dates and cities that it expected to hit. “It’s coming to New York!”
“Oh, boy, is it ever.” Jillian tilted her tablet so show an article titled: Secret Treasures Opening at American Museum of Natural History on June Fourteenth! Sign Petition Now! “This site is run by Earth for Humans; the same group that’s holding the protests against the expansion of the quarantine zone around Pittsburgh. The exhibit has their panties in a knot.”
“June fourteenth! That barely gives us any time. We need to save the babies before the end of June.”
The box had been given the name “Louvre morceau de bois” and careful non-evasive investigations had concluded that the box was solid Elfhome ironwood. The runes were being considered magical in nature but so far the type of spell hadn’t been determined.
Jillian started to bounce in her seat. “Oh, Lou, this is so cool! They have no idea what it is! They don’t know it opens! The nactka are still inside.”
Louise shook her head, fighting the excitement. “We don’t know that.”
“Even if they identified the runes as a spell lock, the only way to open it is with the key words. We have the password but they don’t, so they’re not going to get it open.”
“They could cut it open.”
“They think it’s a block of wood! Besides, they’re museum people. They preserve stuff, not smash it open to see what’s inside. What’s even better: they don’t know what’s in the box. We open it up, take everything out and seal it again and they’ll never know we took anything.”
“Are you serious? Steal from a museum?”
“It belongs to us! The French might be all ‘finder’s, keeper’s’ but they murdered Dufae. He wasn’t a French noble. He wasn’t even human! They killed him just the same. They have no right to this box.”
It all seemed morally clear until she imagined sneaking into the museum like a cat burglar, dressed all in black, to weave through laser-guided security systems and knocking out guards. It got all weirdly murky ethics-wise but the idea was scarily exciting. How would they knock out guards? Some kind of gas? Where would they get something like that? At their father’s clinic?
Louise found herself laughing with the giddy joy flooding her. They were going to be able to save their siblings! She struggled to contain her giggles; they had so much to do in so little time! “We need to find out everything we can on the American Museum of Natural History.”
16: SHATTERED
When did she become shy?
The next morning, Louise followed Jillian through Union Station trying to pinpoint some unnoticed moment in her life. With all the excitement over finding the chest, she hadn’t thought about her conversation with Iggy until they were weaving their way through the rush-hour commuters. It started as a hyperawareness of all the people around them and the knowledge that in a few short weeks, they were going to be robbing one of the world’s largest museums. If people knew what they were planning, they would be staring in disbelief and dismay.
Luckily no one could probably guess, not even given all the time in the world and several broad hints.
So why did Louise feel like cringing every time someone noticed them? They had no hope but to stand out. Jillian had decreed they would wear matching outfits to help pull off switching the real magic generator with a fake they’d printed at home. Jillian had chosen their cutest dresses that made grown woman start talking in abnormally high voices. (“Oh, just look at you! Aren’t you just so cute!” This wouldn’t be so worrisome if it wasn’t the same voice that women used with puppies.) Then there was Tesla, who really was quite massive beside them and at first glance looked real. He wore a big bow about his neck that matched their outfits. (Their excuse if people wondered why they hadn’t left him at their locker was that they wanted to show off the bow.) Jillian sported a huge grin and was skipping with excitement.
Really, the only reason they were being ignored at all was because it was New York City at rush hour.
Once upon a time, the attention didn’t bother her. Or to be more specific, it never even occurred to her to notice that she was drawing attention. Looking at her was something people did to see what was in front of them; it was how they kept from stepping on her. She hadn’t been afraid that people would judge her on what they saw.
Was it simply that she had been too young to realize people formed opinions of others? Did the strangers only become frightening when she realized that they might be thinking negative thoughts? And was Iggy right, the only reason that strangers thought Jillian was the pretty one was because Jillian purposely did the “cute act” even as she was doing now? Every one that noticed the two little identical girls with the big robotic dog would gaze longest at Jillian. She was the one smiling and skipping, whereas Louise probably looked vaguely uncomfortable. Jillian rewarded the strangers with an even bigger grin. Most would end up smiling back, charmed as usual.
Of course in the past, Louise would think the person saw her as less cute, less charming, and she would probably end up looking even more uncomfortable. It was an endless loop. But really, the people smiling at Jillian were probably only thinking about catching their connecting train, getting to work, and whatever difficulties lay ahead of them. Louise had been imagining monsters that didn’t exist.
What started the loop? She had been running the cycle since before they started first grade. Their class photos from that year show Jillian smiling and Louise looking like she wished to be anywhere except in front of the camera. All their early photos, though, she had smiled happily. Kindergarten then?
It had been an unsettling year. Since they hadn’t attended preschool, the limit of their exposure to other kids had been chance meetings at public parks. Up to kindergarten, other children seemed like very clever puppies. They were something fun to play with but prone to peeing unexpectedly and occasionally biting. If those toddlers could actually talk, the discussions had only been about ownership of supposedly communal property. They barked words like “mine” and “gimme.” Louise could remember vividly that she had been told that she was a girl and that the children they saw most often at the park were boys, and she had come to the conclusion that they were totally separate species, on par with monkeys and people. It was the only way to account for the difference in communication and cooperative play.
Then they started kindergarten. The other children were a lot more verbal, but what they had to say was rarely nice. There was one little girl whose favorite retort was
“You’re a ugly face.”
Was that it? Did somehow that nasty little catchphrase dig in and bury itself deep in Louise’s psyche? Or had it been just part of an onslaught that they suffered for being different. They were the only twins. They were the youngest and smallest. And most importantly, they already knew everything. Their mother had spent the first four years of their life attending an online university while being a stay-home mom. It had given the twins access (accidental at first) to classes from basic math to advanced physics. What they hadn’t known was that no one liked a know-it-all. Not even teachers.
Group dynamics had led to a full-out quiet war against them, where the weapons were pointed looks and harsh words. Since no one could call them stupid, everything else was fair game. A new school had promised a restart with a clean slate, but by then the twins were battered and scarred. No one, not even Elle, had been outwardly mean, but that hadn’t stopped the twins from expecting a new attack.
Louise needed to find a way to fight this mental monster that had been lurking inside of her, poisoning her.
She reached out and caught Jillian’s hand for courage. Jillian squeezed her hand hard. She hated the idea that Jillian may have been hurt just as badly by that year but she had never noticed. At least her twin had found a better way of dealing with it.
Louise forced herself to smile. It felt so faked; she was sure she must have been grinning like an evil mad scientist out to take over the world. Skipping did help a little to let her feel strong and brave.
* * *
Miss Gray used the voice. She looked up when they walked into the art room and her voice came out all squeaky with that “oh, little puppy, you’re so cute” tone. “Jillian! Louise! Those dresses are darling.”
And then awareness of who exactly they were caught up with the cuteness and her look changed to slight alarm. “Jillian. Louise. What are you two doing here so early? And why do you have your dog with you?”
“He matches us!” Jillian said as if it explained everything. She managed to seem unfazed that Miss Gray was in the classroom far earlier than they expected. Louise’s heart was jumping in her chest out of nervousness.
“Yes, I see, but why are you here so early?” Miss Gray apparently decided to tackle one issue at a time.
“Our class had a job printing on last night.” Louise pointed toward the Annex. “We wanted to see if it completed correctly and move the item to our class locker before the seniors come in.”
“And the dog?” Miss Gray asked.
“His name is Tesla!” Jillian purposely misunderstood the question. “Miss Gray, we remembered that we forgot about Hook’s hand.”
This was the complete truth. Louise only thought of it the night before as they had gotten their parents to sign Jillian’s permission slip for the stage fencing lessons. Part of the fight involved Peter chastising Captain Hook for unfairly using his hook.
Jillian pulled out her tablet and moved to corner Miss Gray. “His left hand needs to be large enough to be easily seen as a hook by the audience. It needs to give the impression of a weapon, so it needs some point to it without it being dangerous to Iggy or anyone he might swing at. It also needs to be lightweight since he needs to carry it the entire play. We’re not sure, though, how to make it without making Iggy’s arm seem super long.”
As Jillian pinned Miss Gray down by sketching out the all-important hook, Louise took Tesla into the next room. Thankfully Mr. Kessler hadn’t arrived yet, so the Annex’s lights were still off. Weak morning sunlight filtered in through the wall of windows. On the top floor of the school, the art rooms looked out over the distant Hudson River. Louise left the overhead lights off and hurried to the 3D printer. The screen was reporting the job completed.
Her hands shook as she opened up Tesla’s onboard storage compartment and took out the fake generator. She set it down on the nearest table. As she took her hands away, she was filled with the certainty that she put it in the wrong place. She snatched it up and then started to put it down, farther from the table’s edge so it couldn’t fall. It felt even more dangerous, but now that she was paying attention, there hadn’t been any chance it could have fallen from the first place she put it. She slid it forward. When the fake generator teetered on the very edge, the uneasiness disappeared.
She frowned at the precariously balanced fake. That didn’t make sense.
The hallway door was flung open and Mr. Kessler stormed in, flipping on lights. “Stupid freaking steps.” He was panting as if he had just run up all twelve flights. “If I wanted a Stairmaster workout, I’d get a gym membership.”
He hurried to his desk, logged onto his desktop and quickly pulled up several windows, muttering, “Come on, come on.”
What should she do? It was obvious he didn’t realize she was in the room. She hadn’t gotten the real magic generator out of the printer. The fake was sitting out in plain sight. She was going to get caught! Should she try and hide the fake, or hope that Mr. Kessler didn’t notice that there was something still in the printer?
In the art room, Jillian did something that made Miss Gray raise her voice.
Kessler looked up, saw the open door and hissed in surprise and anger. He jerked around to stare at her, the hiss becoming an explosive, “Shit! What are doing in here?”
“Me?” She squeaked as she slid sideways, blocking the view of the printer since she couldn’t shove the fake back into Tesla without being caught. “I was just getting our job out of the printer.”
“You’re not supposed to be here alone. You shouldn’t even be here with that big ape of a teacher. And what the hell is that thing you have in there?”
“You took it out?” Even as she said it, Louise remembered that the status light was still on, which it wouldn’t be if he’d taken the generator out of the printer.
“I checked your code with the teacher access option.” He kept coming like a freight train without brakes. “The school board has made it clear that it will be my head on the chopping block if a kid used the printer to make bombs, drugs or porn. Drugs or porn? What a complete joke.”
Louise backed up until she was pressed against the printer, stunned and dismayed. What did she say? The magic generator was just the tip of the iceberg. Alone, it would probably seem harmless. The danger to their plans was anyone digging deeper into their activities. The scope of their plans would probably stay unfathomable even with the generator’s discovery, but it would mean that they were watched closer and every action questioned.
“I took it out already.” She pointed a trembling finger at the fake.
“I don’t know what the hell you were trying to make, but this isn’t a holographic projector like…” He started to reach for decoy generator.
There was a sudden loud roar and the world shuddered. The fake toppled from the table. Louise squeaked in surprise, reaching out to catch it and then jerking her hands back as she realized that she wanted it to fall, wanted it to break. Her heart leapt and jerked as Mr. Kessler nearly caught it. It tumbled in his fingertips and crashed to the floor, smashing into dozens of pieces.
“Oh no!” Louise cried as she was filled with the sense that something horrible had just happened. “What was that?”
All the lights flickered and then went out, leaving them in the dim morning light. Outside, a dozen car alarms wailed, and smoke billowed up from somewhere below. Mr. Kessler froze in place, staring at all the broken plastic littering the floor.
She hurried to the window and looked out.
An explosion had happened on the sidewalk two doors down from their school. The twisted wreckage of a large box truck sat burning in the street. Twelve stories down, people littered on the ground like a collection of dolls ravaged by the neighbor’s dog. The blast had gutted the building, revealing an interior twisted beyond recognition as the façade tore away. Paper drifted out like autumn leaves to swirl in the raising black oily smoke.
Mr. Kessler joined her at the window, mouth working but nothing com
ing out. Finally he managed to force out. “No. No. This is wrong. What could have happened?”
“Warning,” Tesla said in his little Welsh schoolboy voice. “A bomb has detonated within the city block where I’m currently located. Warning: a ten-alarm fire has been reported within the city block where I’m currently located. Warning: a 911 call reporting multiple injuries have been made from the building where I’m currently located. Initiating emergency response.”
Louise had no clue to what “emergency response” might be but it didn’t sound good. Tesla probably could drag her out of the building and back home. Most likely, though, it would be safer to stay in the Annex… She squeaked as she remembered what she’d been in the middle of. Oh no, the magic generator was still in the 3D printer!
Tesla padded out from behind the art table and scanned the room until he spotted her. “Primary target found…”
She pointed at him and in her most level tone commanded. “Cancel emergency response.”
Tesla tilted his head. “Primary target appears unharmed. Cancelling emergency response.”
Louise glanced at Mr. Kessler. The man was rubbing his face as he gazed down in horror at the street below. He was safely beyond sane action.
She hurried to the printer and fumbled with the locks on the printer. She glanced toward Mr. Kessler to make sure he was still at the window; his hands had crept up to grip his hair. She jerked open the printer.
She had expected the magic generator and the fake one to look like a diamond and cut glass gem; only an expert could have told the difference at a glance. The fake had been the same size, shape and general color, but having seen the real one, she knew that the fake wouldn’t have been mistaken for the real one. It was on par of sterling silverware and plastic. The fake had looked like five dollars of melted plastic. The magic generator gleamed with its perfection.
Gritting her teeth, Louise eased the generator out and gingerly placed it in Tesla’s storage. She shut the lid and redid the locks hidden by his fur.