THIS IS A BORZOI BOOK
   PUBLISHED BY ALFRED A. KNOPF
   This selection by Peter Washington first published in
   Everyman’s Library, 2007
   Copyright © 2007 by Everyman’s Library
   All rights reserved. Published in the United States by Alfred A. Knopf, a division of Random House, Inc., New York, and in Canada by Random House of Canada Limited, Toronto. Distributed by Random House, Inc., New York. Published in the United Kingdom by Everyman’s Library, Northburgh House, 10 Northburgh Street, London EC1V 0AT. Distributed by Random House (UK) Ltd.
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   eBook ISBN: 978-0-307-80445-7
   Hardcover ISBN: 978-0-307-26711-5
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   Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
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   CONTENTS
   Cover
   Title Page
   Copyright
   ‘When ’omer smote ’is bloomin’ lyre’
   General Summary
   The Undertaker’s Horse
   The Story of Uriah
   Public Waste
   The Lovers’ Litany
   Christmas in India
   The Betrothed
   The Winners
   Danny Deever
   Shillin’ a Day
   Tommy
   The Widow at Windsor
   Gentlemen-Rankers
   Gunga Din
   Mandalay
   The English Flag
   Arithmetic on the Frontier
   ‘Wilful-Missing’
   Giffen’s Debt
   Divided Destinies
   Cells
   The Exiles’ Line
   When Earth’s Last Picture is Painted
   The Law of the Jungle
   Road-Song of the Bandar-Log
   The Married Man
   ‘For to admire’
   Buddha at Kamakura
   From The Jungle Book
   The King
   The Ladies
   Recessional
   The White Man’s Burden
   A School Song
   The Two-Sided Man
   Bridge-Guard in the Karoo
   The Islanders
   The Broken Men
   Sussex
   Chant-Pagan
   Lichtenberg
   Harp Song of the Dane Women
   ‘Rimini’
   The Sons of Martha
   The Explanation
   The Answer
   A Song of Travel
   The Oldest Song
   The Power of the Dog
   The Puzzler
   Norman and Saxon
   Song of the Wise Children
   The Rabbi’s Song
   A Charm
   Cold Iron
   The Way Through the Woods
   Puck’s Song
   A Pict Song
   Merrow Down
   The Run of the Downs
   Just So Verses
   The Two Cousins
   ‘Cities and Thrones and Powers’
   If –
   ‘Our fathers of old’
   The Female of the Species
   The Roman Centurion’s Song
   Dane-Geld
   The Glory of the Garden
   ‘For all we have and are’
   ‘The Trade’
   The Question
   My Boy Jack
   Mesopotamia
   The Deep-Sea Cables
   The Holy War
   Jobson’s Amen
   The Fabulists
   Justice
   The Hyaenas
   Gehazi
   En-Dor
   Gethsemane
   The Craftsman
   The Benefactors
   Natural Theology
   A Death-Bed
   Epitaphs of the War
   The Gods of the Copybook Headings
   Doctors
   Lollius
   The Last Ode
   London Stone
   The Flight
   Chartres Windows
   A Legend of Truth
   We and They
   Untimely
   Gertrude’s Prayer
   The Threshold
   The Expert
   Four-Feet
   The Storm Cone
   The Appeal
   ‘WHEN ’OMER SMOTE ’IS BLOOMIN’ LYRE’
   When ’omer smote ’is bloomin’ lyre,
   He’d ’eard men sing by land an’ sea;
   An’ what he thought ’e might require,
   ’E went an’ took – the same as me.
   The market-girls an’ fishermen,
   The shepherds an’ the sailors, too,
   They ’eard old songs turn up again,
   But kep’ it quiet – same as you!
   They knew ’e stole; ’e knew they knowed.
   They didn’t tell, nor make a fuss,
   But winked at ’Omer down the road,
   An’ ’e winked back – the same as us!
   GENERAL SUMMARY
   We are very slightly changed
   From the semi-apes who ranged
   India’s prehistoric clay;
   He that drew the longest bow
   Ran his brother down, you know,
   As we run men down to-day.
   ‘Dowb’, the first of all his race,
   Met the Mammoth face to face
   On the lake or in the cave:
   Stole the steadiest canoe,
   Ate the quarry others slew,
   Died – and took the finest grave.
   When they scratched the reindeer-bone,
   Some one made the sketch his own,
   Filched it from the artist – then,
   Even in those early days,
   Won a simple Viceroy’s praise
   Through the toil of other men.
   Ere they hewed the Sphinx’s visage
   Favouritism governed kissage,
   Even as it does in this age.
   Who shall doubt the ‘secret hid’
   Under Cheops’ pyramid
   Was that the contractor did
   Cheops out of several millions?
   Or that Joseph’s sudden rise
   To Comptroller of Supplies
   Was a fraud of monstrous size
   On King Pharaoh’s swart Civilians?
   Thus, the artless songs I sing
   Do not deal with anything
   New or never said before.
   As it was in the beginning
   Is to-day official sinning,
   And shall be for evermore.
   THE UNDERTAKER’S HORSE
   ‘To-tschin-shu is condemned to death. How can he drink tea with the Executioner?’ – Japanese Proverb
   The eldest son bestrides him,
   And the pretty daughter rides him,
   And I meet him oft o’ mornings on the Course;
   And there kindles in my bosom
   An emotion chill and gruesome
   As I canter past the Undertaker’s Horse.
   Neither shies he nor is restive,
   But a hideously suggestive
   Trot, professional and placid, he affects;
   And the cadence of his hoof-beats
   To my mind the grim reproof beats: –
   ‘Mend your pace, my friend. I’m coming –
   Who’s the next?’
   Ah! stud-bred of ill-omen,
   I have watched the strongest go – men
   Of pith and might and muscle – at your heels,
   Down the plaintain-bordered highway,
   (Heaven send it ne’er be my way!)
   In a lacquered box and jetty upon wheels.
   Answer, sombre beast and dreary,
   Where is Brown, the young, the cheery?
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					     					 			bsp; Smith, the pride of all his friends and half the Force?
   You were at that last dread dak
   We must cover at a walk,
   Bring them back to me, O Undertaker’s Horse!
   With your mane unhogged and flowing,
   And your curious way of going,
   And that businesslike black crimping of your tail,
   E’en with Beauty on your back, Sir,
   Pacing as a lady’s hack, Sir,
   What wonder when I meet you I turn pale?
   It may be you wait your time, Beast,
   Till I write my last bad rhyme, Beast –
   Quit the sunlight, cut the rhyming, drop the glass –
   Follow after with the others,
   Where some dusky heathen smothers
   Us with marigolds in lieu of English grass.
   Or, perchance, in years to follow,
   I shall watch your plump sides hollow,
   See Carnifex (gone lame) became a corse –
   See old age at last o’erpower you,
   And the Station Pack devour you,
   I shall chuckle then, O Undertaker’s Horse!
   But to insult, jibe, and quest, I’ve
   Still the hideously suggestive
   Trot that hammers out the grim and warning text,
   And I hear it hard behind me
   In what place soe’er I find me: –
   ‘ ’Sure to catch you soon or later. Who’s the next?’
   THE STORY OF URIAH
   ‘Now there were two men in one city;
   the one rich, and the other poor.’
   Jack Barrett went to Quetta
   Because they told him to.
   He left his wife at Simla
   On three-fourths his monthly screw.
   Jack Barrett died at Quetta
   Ere the next month’s pay he drew.
   Jack Barrett went to Quetta.
   He didn’t understand
   The reason of his transfer
   From the pleasant mountain-land.
   The reason was September,
   And it killed him out of hand.
   Jack Barrett went to Quetta
   And there gave up the ghost,
   Attempting two men’s duty
   In that very healthy post;
   And Mrs Barrett mourned for him
   Five lively months at most.
   Jack Barrett’s bones at Quetta
   Enjoy profound repose;
   But I shouldn’t be astonished
   If now his spirit knows
   The reason for his transfer
   From the Himalayan snows.
   And, when the Last Great Bugle Call
   Adown the Hurnai throbs,
   And the last grim joke is entered
   In the big black Book of Jobs,
   And Quetta graveyards give again
   Their victims to the air,
   I shouldn’t like to be the man
   Who sent Jack Barrett there.
   PUBLIC WASTE
   Walpole talks of ‘a man and his price’.
   List to a ditty queer –
   The sale of a Deputy-Acting-Vice-
   Resident-Engineer,
   Bought like a bullock, hoof and hide
   By the Little Tin Gods on the Mountain Side.
   By the Laws of the Family Circle ’tis written in letters
   of brass
   That only a Colonel from Chatham can manage the
   Railways of State,
   Because of the gold on his breeks, and the subjects
   wherein he must pass;
   Because in all matters that deal not with Railways his
   knowledge is great.
   Now Exeter Battleby Tring had laboured from
   boyhood to eld
   On the Lines of the East and the West, eke of the
   North and South;
   Many lines had he built and surveyed – important the
   posts which he held;
   And the Lords of the Iron Horse were dumb when he
   opened his mouth.
   Black as the raven his garb, and his heresies jettier still –
   Hinting that Railways required lifetimes of study and
   knowledge –
   Never clanked sword by his side – Vauban he knew
   not nor drill –
   Nor was his name on the list of the men who had
   passed through the ‘College’.
   Wherefore the Little Tin Gods harried their little
   tin souls,
   Seeing he came not from Chatham, jingled no spurs at
   his heels,
   Knowing that, nevertheless, was he first on the
   Government rolls
   For the billet of ‘Railway Instructor to little Tin Gods
   on Wheels’.
   Letters not seldom they wrote him, ‘having the
   honour to state’,
   It would be better for all men if he were laid on
   the shelf.
   Much would accrue to his bank-book, an he consented
   to wait
   Until the Little Tin Gods built him a berth for himself,
   ‘Special, well paid, and exempt from the Law of the
   Fifty and Five,
   Even to Ninety and Nine’ – these were the terms of
   the pact:
   Thus did the Little Tin Gods (long may Their
   Highness thrive!)
   Silence his mouth with rupees, keeping their
   Circle intact;
   Appointing a Colonel from Chatham who managed
   the Bhamo State Line
   (The one which was one mile and one furlong –
   a guaranteed twenty-inch gauge),
   So Exeter Battleby Tring consented his claims
   to resign,
   And died, on four thousand a month, in the ninetieth
   year of his age!
   THE LOVERS’ LITANY
   Eyes of grey – a sodden quay,
   Driving rain and falling tears,
   As the steamer wears to sea
   In a parting storm of cheers.
   Sing, for Faith and Hope are high –
   None so true as you and I –
   Sing the Lovers’ Litany: –
   ‘Love like ours can never die!’
   Eyes of black – a throbbing keel,
   Milky foam to left and right;
   Whispered converse near the wheel
   In the brilliant tropic night.
   Cross that rules the southern Sky!
   Stars that sweep, and wheel and fly
   Hear the Lovers’ Litany: –
   ‘Love like ours can never die!’
   Eyes of brown – a dusty plain
   Split and parched with heat of June.
   Flying hoof and tightened rein,
   Hearts that beat the old old tune.
   Side by side the horses fly,
   Frame we now the old reply
   Of the Lovers’ Litany: –
   ‘Love like ours can never die!’
   Eyes of blue – the Simla Hills
   Silvered with the moonlight hoar;
   Pleading of the waltz that thrills,
   Dies and echoes round Benmore.
   ‘Mabel’, ‘Officers’, ‘Good-bye’,
   Glamour, wine and witchery –
   On my soul’s sincerity,
   ‘Love like ours can never die!’
   Maidens, of your charity,
   Pity my most luckless state.
   Four times Cupid’s debtor I –
   Bankrupt in quadruplicate.
   Yet, despite this evil case,
   An a maiden showed me grace,
   Four-and-forty times would I
   Sing the Lovers’ Litany: –
   ‘Love like ours can never die!’
   CHRISTMAS IN INDIA
   Dim dawn behind the tamarisks – the sky is
   saffron-yellow –
   As the women in the village grind the corn,
   And the parrots seek the river-side, each calling t 
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   his fellow
   That the Day, the staring Eastern Day, is born.
   O the white dust on the highway! O the stenches
   in the byway!
   O the clammy fog that hovers over earth!
   And at Home they’re making merry ’neath the white
   and scarlet berry –
   What part have India’s exiles in their mirth?
   Full day behind the tamarisks – the sky is blue
   and staring –
   As the cattle crawl afield beneath the yoke,
   And they bear One o’er the field-path, who is past all
   hope or caring,
   To the ghat below the curling wreaths of smoke.
   Call on Rama, going slowly, as ye bear a
   brother lowly –
   Call on Rama – he may hear, perhaps, your voice!
   With our hymn-books and our psalters we appeal
   to other altars,
   And to-day we bid ‘good Christian men rejoice!’
   High noon behind the tamarisks – the sun is hot
   above us –
   As at Home the Christmas Day is breaking wan.
   They will drink our healths at dinner – those who tell
   us how they love us,
   And forget us till another year be gone!
   O the toil that knows no breaking! O the
   Heimweh, ceaseless, aching!
   O the black dividing Sea and alien Plain!
   Youth was cheap – wherefore we sold it. Gold
   was good – we hoped to hold it.
   And to-day we know the fulness of our gain!
   Grey dusk behind the tamarisks – the parrots fly
   together –
   As the Sun is sinking slowly over Home;
   And his last ray seems to mock us shackled in a
   lifelong tether
   That drags us back howe’er so far we roam.
   Hard her service, poor her payment – she in
   ancient, tattered raiment –
   India, she the grim Stepmother of our kind.
   If a year of life be lent her, if her temple’s shrine
   we enter,
   The door is shut – we may not look behind.
   Black night behind the tamarisks – the owls begin
   their chorus –
   As the conches from the temple scream and bray,
   With the fruitless years behind us and the hopeless
   years before us,