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  'What do you think you're doing?' he asked.

  'Nothing, sir,' replied one. 'We only thought that -'

  All of a sudden Captain Campion dashed round the corner of the hanger. From the open down beyond came a single, high scream. At the same moment two strange rabbits, running together, leapt the bank into the wood and disappeared down one of the blocked tunnels.

  'Run!' cried Campion, stamping. 'Run for your lives!'

  He raced through them and was gone over the down. Not knowing what he meant or where to run, they turned one way and another. Five bolted down the opened run and a few more into the wood. But almost before they had begun to scatter, into their midst bounded a great, black dog, snapping, biting and chasing hither and thither like a fox in a chicken-run.

  Woundwort alone stood his ground. As the rest fled in all directions he remained where he was, bristling and snarling, bloody-fanged and bloody-clawed. The dog, coming suddenly upon him face to face among the rough tussocks, recoiled a moment, startled and confused. Then it sprang forward: and even as they ran, his Owsla could hear the General's raging, squealing cry, 'Come back, you fools! Dogs aren't dangerous! Come back and fight!'

  48. Dea ex Machina

  And as I was green and carefree, famous among the barns

  About the happy yard and singing as the farm was home,

  In the sun that is young once only ...

  Dylan Thomas Fern Hill

  When Lucy woke, the room was already light. The curtains were not drawn and the pane of the open casement reflected a gleam of sun which she could lose and find by moving her head on the pillow. A wood-pigeon was calling in the elms. But it was some other sound, she knew, that had woken her - a sharp sound, a part of the dream which had drained away, as she woke, like water out of a wash-basin. Perhaps the dog had barked. But now everything was quiet and there was only the flash of sun from the window-pane and the sound of the wood-pigeon, like the first strokes of a paint-brush on a big sheet of paper when you were still not sure how the picture was going to go. The morning was fine. Would there be any mushrooms yet? Was it worth getting up now and going down the field to see? It was still too dry and hot - not good mushroom weather. The mushrooms were like the blackberries - both wanted a drop of rain before they'd be any good. Soon there'd be damp mornings and the big spiders would come in the hedges - the ones with a white cross on their backs. Jane Pocock running off to the back of the school 'bus when she brought one in a matchbox to show Miss Tallant.

  Spider, spider on the 'bus

  Soppy Jane that made a fuss,

  Spider got th' eleven-plus.

  Now she couldn't catch the reflection in her eyes any more. The sun had moved. What was going to happen today? Thursday - market day in Newbury. Dad would be going in. Doctor was coming to see Mum. Doctor had funny glasses that pinched on his nose. They'd made a mark each side. If he wasn't in a hurry he'd talk to her. Doctor was a bit funny-like when you didn't know him but when you did he was nice.

  Suddenly there was another sharp sound. It ripped through the still, early morning like something spilt across a clean floor - a squealing - something frightened, something desperate. Lucy jumped out of bed and ran across to the window. Whatever it was, it was only just outside. She leaned well out, with her feet off the floor and the sill pressing breathlessly across her stomach. Tab was down below, right by the kennel. He'd got something: rat it must be, squealing like that.

  'Tab!' called Lucy sharply. 'Tab! Wha' you got?'

  At the sound of her voice the cat looked up for a moment and immediately looked back again at its prey.' 'Tweren't no rat, though; 'twas rabbit, layin' on its side by the kennel. It looked proper bad. Kickin' out an' all. Then it squealed again.

  Lucy ran down the stairs in her night-dress and opened the door. The gravel made her hobble and she left it and went on up the flower-bed. As she reached the kennel the cat looked up and spat at her, keeping one paw pressed down on the rabbit's neck.

  'Git out, Tab!' said Lucy. 'Grool thing! Let'n alone!'

  She cuffed the cat, which tried to scratch her, ears laid flat. She raised her hand again and it growled, ran a few feet and stopped, looking back in sulky rage. Lucy picked up the rabbit. It struggled a moment and then held itself tense in her firm grip.

  ' 'Old still!' said Lucy. 'I ain't gon' 'urtcher!'

  She went back to the house, carrying the rabbit.

  'What you bin up to, eh?' said her father, boots scratch scratch over the tiles. 'Look at yore feet! En I told you - Wha' got there then?'

  'Rabbit,' said Lucy, defensively.

  'In yer night-dress an' all, catch yore bloomin' death! Wha' want with 'im, then?'

  'Goner keep 'im.'

  'You ain't!'

  'Ah, Dad. 'E's nice.'

  ' 'E won't be n' bloomin' good t' yer. You put 'im in 'utch 'e'll only die. You can't keep woild rabbit. 'N if 'e gets out 'e'll do all manner o' bloomin' 'arm.'

  'But 'e's bad, Dad. Cat's bin at 'im.'

  'Cat was doin' 'is job then. Did oughter've let 'im finish be roights.'

  'I wanner show 'im to Doctor.'

  'Doctor's got summin' better to do than bide about wi' old rabbit. You jus' give 'im 'ere now.'

  Lucy began to cry. She had not lived all her life on a farm for nothing and she knew very well that everything her father had said was right. But she was upset by the idea of killing the rabbit in cold blood. True, she did not really know what she could do with it in the long run. What she wanted was to show it to Doctor. She knew that Doctor thought of her as a proper farm girl - a country girl. When she showed him things she had found - a goldfinch's egg, a Painted Lady fluttering in a jam-jar or a fungus that looked exactly like orange peel - he took her seriously and talked to her as he would to a grown-up person. To ask his advice about a damaged rabbit and discuss it with him would be very grown-up. Meanwhile, her father might give way or he might not.

  'I on'y just wanted to show 'im to Doctor, Dad. I won't let 'im do no 'arm, honest. On'y it's nice talking to Doctor.'

  Although he never said so, her father was proud of the way Lucy got on with Doctor. She was proper bright kid - very likely goin' to grammar school an' all, so they told him. Doctor had said once or twice she was real sensible with these things she picked up what she showed him. Comin' to somethin', though, bloody rabbits. All same, would'n' 'urt, long's she didn' let 'un go on the place.

  'Why don' you do somethin' sensible,' he said, ' 'stead o' bidin' there'ollerin' and carryin' on like you was skimmish? You wants go'n get some cloze on, then you c'n go'n put 'im in that old cage what's in shed. One what you 'ad for they budgies.'

  Lucy stopped crying and went upstairs, still carrying the rabbit. She shut it in a drawer, got dressed and went out to get the cage. On the way back she stopped for some straw from behind the kennel. Her father came across from the long barn.

  'Did y'seeBob?'

  'Never,' said Lucy. 'Where's 'e gone then?'

  'Bust 'is rope an' off. I know'd that old rope were gett'n on like, but I didn't reckon 'e could bust 'im. Anyways, I go' go in to Newbury s'mornin'. 'F'e turns up agen you'd best tie 'im up proper.'

  'I'll look out fer 'im, Dad,' said Lucy. 'I'll ge' bi' o' breakfast up to Mum now.'

  'Ah, that's good girl. I reckon she'll be right's a trivet to-morrer.'

  Doctor Adams arrived soon after ten. Lucy, who was making her bed and tidying her room later than she should have been, heard him stop his car under the elms at the top of the lane and went out to meet him, wondering why he had not driven up to the house as usual. He had got out of the car and was standing with his hands behind his back, looking down the lane, but he caught sight of her and called in the rather shy, abrupt way she was used to.

  'Er-Lucy.'

  She ran up. He took off his pince-nez and put them in his waistcoat pocket.

  'Is that your dog?'

  The Labrador was coming up the lane, looking decidedly tired and trailing its broken rope. Lucy
laid hold of it.

  ' 'E's bin off, Doctor. 'Bin ever so worried 'bout 'im.'

  The Labrador began to sniff at Doctor Adams' shoes.

  'Something's been fighting with him, I think,' said Doctor Adams. 'His nose is scratched quite badly, and that looks like some kind of a bite on his leg.'

  'What d'you reckon 'twas then, Doctor?'

  'Well, it might have been a big rat, I suppose, or perhaps a stoat. Something he went for, that put up a fight.'

  'I got a rabbit s'mornin', Doctor. Woild one. 'E's aloive. I took 'un off o' the cat. On'y I reckon 'e's 'urt. Joo like see 'im?'

  'Well, I'd better go and see Mrs Cane first, I think.' (Not 'Your mother,' thought Lucy.) 'And then if I've got time I'll have a look at the chap.'

  Twenty minutes later Lucy was holding the rabbit as quiet as she could, while Doctor Adams pressed it gently here and there with the balls of two fingers.

  'Well, there doesn't seem to be much the matter with him, as far as I can see,' he said at last. 'Nothing's broken. There's something funny about this hind leg, but that's been done some time and it's more or less healed - or as much as it ever will. The cat's scratched him across here, you see, but that's nothing much. I should think he'll be all right for a bit.'

  'No good to keep 'im, though, Doctor, would it? In 'utch, I-mean.'

  'Oh no, he wouldn't live shut up in a box. If he couldn't get out he'd soon die. No, I should let the poor chap go - unless you want to eat him.'

  Lucy laughed. 'Dad'd be ever s'woild, though, if I was to let'im go anywheres round 'ere. 'E always says one rabbit means 'undred an' one.'

  'Well, I'll tell you what,' said Doctor Adams, taking his thin fob watch on the fingers of one hand and looking down at it as he held it at arm's length - for he was long-sighted -' I've got to go a few miles up the road to see an old lady at Cole Henley. If you like to come along in the car, you can let him go on the down and I'll bring you back before dinner.'

  Lucy skipped. 'I'll just go'n ask Mum.'

  On the ridge between Hare Warren Down and Watership Down, Doctor Adams stopped the car.

  'I should think this would be as good as anywhere,' he said. 'There's not a lot of harm he can do here, if you come to think about it.'

  They walked a short distance eastwards from the road and Lucy set the rabbit down. It sat stupefied for nearly half a minute and then suddenly dashed away over the grass.

  'Yes, he has got something the matter with that leg, you see,' said Doctor Adams, pointing. 'But he could perfectly well live for years, as far as that goes. Born and bred in a briar patch, Brer Fox.'

  49. Hazel Comes Home

  Well, we've been lucky devils both

  And there's no need of pledge or oath

  To bind our lovely friendship fast,

  By firmer stuff

  Close bound enough.

  Robert Graves Two Fusiliers

  Although Woundwort had shown himself at the last to be a creature virtually mad, nevertheless what he did proved not altogether futile. There can be little doubt that if he had not done it, more rabbits would have been killed that morning on Watership Down. So swiftly and silently had the dog come up the hill behind Dandelion and Blackberry that one of Campion's sentries, half asleep under a tussock after the long night, was pulled down and killed in the instant that he turned to bolt. Later - after it had left Woundwort - the dog beat up and down the bank and the open grass for some time, barking and dashing at every bush and clump of weeds. But by now the Efrafans had had time to scatter and hide, as best they could. Besides, the dog, unexpectedly scratched and bitten, showed a certain reluctance to come to grips. At last, however, it succeeded in putting up and killing the rabbit who had been wounded by glass the day before, and with this it made off by the way it had come, disappearing over the edge of the escarpment.

  There could be no question now of the Efrafans renewing their attack on the warren. None had any idea beyond saving his own life. Their leader was gone. The dog had been set on them by the rabbits they had come to kill - of this they were sure. It was all one with the mysterious fox and the white bird. Indeed Ragwort, the most unimaginative rabbit alive, had actually heard it underground. Campion, crouching in a patch of nettles with Vervain and four or five more, met with nothing but shivering agreement when he said that he was sure that they ought to leave at once this dangerous place, where they had already stayed far too long.

  Without Campion, probably not one rabbit would have got back to Efrafa. As it was, all his skill as a patroller could not bring home half of those who had come to Watership. Three or four had run and strayed too far to be found and what became of them no one ever knew. There-were probably fourteen or fifteen rabbits - no more - who set off with Campion, some time before ni-Frith, to try to retrace the long journey they had made only the previous day. They were not fit to cover the distance by nightfall: and before long they had worse to face than their own fatigue and low spirits. Bad news travels fast. Down to the Belt and beyond, the rumour spread that the terrible General Woundwort and his Owsla had been cut to pieces on Watership Down and that what was left of them was trailing southwards in poor shape, with little heart to keep alert. The Thousand began to close in - stoats, a fox, even a tom-cat from some farm or other. At every halt yet another rabbit was not to be found and no one could remember seeing what had happened to him. One of these was Vervain. It had been plain from the start that he had nothing left and indeed there was little reason for him to return to Efrafa without the General.

  Through all the fear and hardship Campion remained steady and vigilant, holding the survivors together, thinking ahead and encouraging the exhausted to keep going. During the afternoon of the following day, while the Off-Fore Mark were at silflay, he came limping through the sentry-line with a straggling handful of six or seven rabbits. He was close to collapse himself and scarcely able to give the Council any account of the disaster.

  Only Groundsel, Thistle and three others had the presence of mind to dart down the opened run when the dog came. Back in the Honeycomb, Groundsel immediately surrendered himself and his fugitives to Fiver, who was still bemused from his long trance and scarcely restored to his senses sufficiently to grasp what was toward. At length, however, after the five Efrafans had remained crouching for some time in the burrow, listening to the sounds of the dog hunting above, Fiver recovered himself, made his way to the mouth of the run where Bigwig still lay half-conscious, and succeeded in making Holly and Silver understand that the siege was ended. There was no lack of helpers to tear open the blocked gaps in the south wall. It so happened that Bluebell was the first through into the Honeycomb; and for many days afterwards he was still improving upon his imitation of Captain Fiver at the head of his crowd of Efrafan prisoners - 'like a tom-tit rounding up a bunch of moulting jackdaws,' as he put it.

  No one was inclined to pay them much attention at the time, however, for the only thoughts throughout the warren were for Hazel and Bigwig. Bigwig seemed likely to die. Bleeding in half a dozen places, he lay with closed eyes in the run he had defended and made no reply when Hyzenthlay told him that the Efrafans were defeated and the warren was saved. After a time, they dug carefully to broaden the run and as the day wore on the does, each in turn, remained beside him, licking his wounds and listening to his low, unsteady breathing.

  Before this, Blackberry and Dandelion had burrowed their way in from Kehaar's run - it had not been blocked very heavily - and told their story. Dandelion could not say what might have happened to Hazel after the dog broke loose, and by the early afternoon everyone feared the worst. At last Pipkin, in great anxiety and distress, insisted on setting out for Nuthanger. Fiver at once said that he would go with him and together they left the wood and set off northwards over the down. They had gone only a short distance when Fiver, sitting up on an ant-hill to look about, saw a rabbit approaching over the high ground to the west. They both ran nearer and recognized Hazel. Fiver went to meet him while Pipkin raced back to
the Honeycomb with the news.

  As soon as he had learned all that had happened - including what Groundsel had to tell - Hazel asked Holly to take two or three rabbits and find out for certain whether the Efrafans had really gone. Then he himself went into the run where Bigwig was lying. Hyzenthlay looked up as he came.

  'He was awake a little while ago, Hazel-rah,' she said. 'He asked where you were: and then he said his ear hurt very much.'

  Hazel nuzzled the matted fur cap. The blood had turned hard and set into pointed spikes that pricked his nose.

  'You've done it, Bigwig,' he said. 'They've all run away.'

  For several moments Bigwig did not move. Then he opened his eyes and raised his head, pouching out his cheeks and sniffing at the two rabbits beside him. He said nothing and Hazel wondered whether he had understood. At last he whispered, 'Ees finish Meester Voundvort, ya?'

  'Ya,' replied Hazel. 'I've come to help you silflay. It'll do you good and we can clean you up a lot better outside. Come on: it's a lovely afternoon, all sun and leaves.'

  Bigwig got up and tottered forward into the devastated Honeycomb. There he sank down, rested, got up again and reached the foot of Kehaar's run.

  'I thought he'd killed me,' he said. 'No more fighting for me - I've had enough. And you - your plan worked, Hazel-rah, did it? Well done. Tell me what it was. And how did you get back from the farm?'

  'A man brought me in a hrududu,' said Hazel, 'nearly all the way.'

  'And you flew the rest, I suppose,' said Bigwig, 'burning a white stick in your mouth? Come on, Hazel-rah, tell me sensibly. What's the matter, Hyzenthlay?'

  'Oh!' said Hyzenthlay, staring. 'Oh!'

  'What is it?'

  'He did!'

  'Did what?'

  'He did ride home in a hrududu. And I saw him as he came - that night in Efrafa, when I was with you in your burrow. Do you remember?'

  'I remember,' said Bigwig. 'I remember what I said, too. I said you'd better tell it to Fiver. That's a good idea - let's go and do it. And if he'll believe you, Hazel-rah, then I will.'

  50. And Last

  Professing myself, moreover, convinced that the General's unjust interference, so far from being really injurious to their felicity, was perhaps rather conducive to it, by improving their knowledge of each other, and adding strength to their attachment, I leave it to be settled by whomsoever it may concern ...