He was dressed in a baggy walking suit and wore a hat with a wide, floppy brim: a bit like Leslie Howard, the film star, I thought. He was fiftyish, I guessed, about Father’s age but dapper in spite of it.
With a waterproof artist’s sketchbook in one hand, he was the very image of the strolling artist-illustrator: Olde England, and all that.
“Are you all right?” he repeated, and I realized I hadn’t answered him the first time.
“Perfectly well, thank you,” I said, babbling a bit too much to make up for my possible rudeness. “I was caught in the rain, you see.”
“I do see,” he said. “You’re saturated.”
“Not so much saturated as drenched,” I corrected him. When it came to chemistry, I was a stickler.
He opened his knapsack and pulled out a waterproof walking cape, the sort of thing worn by hikers in the Hebrides. He wrapped it round my shoulders and I was immediately warm.
“You needn’t … but thank you,” I said.
We stood there together in the falling rain, not speaking, each of us gazing off across the lake, listening to the clatter of the downpour.
After a time he said, “Since we’re to be marooned on an island together, I suppose there could be no harm in us exchanging names.”
I tried to place his accent: Oxford with a touch of something else. Scandinavian, perhaps?
“I’m Flavia,” I said. “Flavia de Luce.”
“My name’s Pemberton, Frank Pemberton. Pleased to meet you, Flavia.”
Pemberton? Wasn’t this the man who had arrived at the Thirteen Drakes just as I was making my escape from Tully Stoker? I wanted that visit kept quiet, so I said nothing.
We exchanged a soggy handshake, and then drew apart as strangers often do after they’ve touched.
The rain went on. After a bit he said, “Actually, I knew who you were.”
“Did you?”
“Mmm. To anyone who takes a serious interest in English country houses, de Luce is quite a well-known name. Your family is, after all, listed in Who’s Who.”
“Do you take a serious interest in English country houses, Mr. Pemberton?”
He laughed. “A professional interest, I’m afraid. In fact I’m writing a book on the subject. I thought I would call it Pemberton’s Stately Homes: A Stroll Through Time. Has rather an impressive ring, don’t you think?”
“I expect it depends upon whom you’re trying to impress,” I said, “but it does, yes … rather, I mean.”
“My home base is in London, of course, but I’ve been tramping through this part of the country for quite some time, scribbling in my notebooks. I’d rather hoped to have a look round the estate and interview your father. In fact, that’s why I’m here.”
“I don’t think that will be possible, Mr. Pemberton,” I said. “You see, there’s been a sudden death at Buckshaw, and Father is … assisting the police with their inquiries.”
Without thinking, I had pulled the phrase from remembered serials on the wireless, and, until I said it, not realized its import.
“Good Lord!” he said. “A sudden death? Not one of the family, I hope.”
“No,” I said. “A complete stranger. But since he was found in the garden at Buckshaw, you see, Father is bound to—”
At that moment it stopped raining as suddenly as it had begun. The sun came out to play in rainbows on the grass, and somewhere on the island, a cuckoo sang, precisely as it does at the end of the storm in Beethoven’s Pastoral Symphony. I swear it did.
“I understand perfectly,” he said. “I wouldn’t dream of intruding. Should Colonel de Luce wish to be in contact at a later date, I’m at the Thirteen Drakes, in Bishop’s Lacey. I’m sure Mr. Stoker would be happy to convey a message.”
I removed the cape and handed it to him.
“Thank you,” I said. “I’d best be getting back.”
We waded back across the lake together like a couple of bathers holidaying at the seaside.
“It was a pleasure meeting you, Flavia,” he said. “In time, I trust we shall become fast friends.”
I watched as he strolled across the lawn towards the avenue of chestnuts and out of sight.
eleven
I FOUND DAFFY IN THE LIBRARY, PERCHED AT THE very top of a wheeled ladder.
“Where’s Father?” I asked.
She turned a page and went on reading as if I had never been born.
“Daffy?”
I felt my inner cauldron beginning to boil: that bubbling pot of occult brew that could so quickly transform Flavia the Invisible into Flavia the Holy Terror.
I seized one of its rungs and gave the ladder a good shake, and then a shove to start it rolling. Once in motion, it was easy enough to sustain, with Daffy clinging to the top like a paralyzed limpet as I pushed the thing down the long room.
“Stop it, Flavia! Stop it!”
As the doorway approached at an alarming rate, I braked, then ran round behind the ladder and raced off again in the opposite direction, and all the while, Daffy teetering away up top like the lookout on a whaler in a North Atlantic blow.
“Where’s Father?” I shouted.
“He’s still in his study with the Inspector. Stop this! Stop it!”
As she looked a little green about the gills, I stopped.
Daffy came shakily down the ladder and stepped gingerly off onto the floor. I thought for a moment she would lunge at me, but she seemed to be taking an unusually long while regaining her land legs.
“Sometimes you scare me,” she said.
I was about to retort that there were times I scared myself, but then I remembered that silence can sometimes do more damage than words. I bit my tongue.
The whites of her eyes were still showing, like those of a bolted cart-horse, and I decided to take advantage of the moment.
“Where does Miss Mountjoy live?”
Daffy looked blank.
“Miss Library Mountjoy,” I added.
“I have no idea,” Daffy said. “I haven’t used the library in the village since I was a child.”
Still wide-eyed, she peered at me over her glasses.
“I was thinking of asking her advice on becoming a librarian.”
It was the perfect lie. Daffy’s look became almost one of respect.
“I don’t know where she lives,” she said. “Ask Miss Cool, at the confectionery. She knows what’s under every bed in Bishop’s Lacey.”
“Thanks, Daff,” I said as she dropped down into an upholstered wingback chair. “You’re a brick.”
———
ONE OF THE CHIEF CONVENIENCES of living near a village is that, if required, you can soon be in it. I flew along on Gladys, thinking that it might be a good idea to keep a logbook, as aeroplane pilots are made to do. By now, Gladys and I must have logged some hundreds of flying hours together, most of them in going to and from Bishop’s Lacey. Now and then, with a picnic hamper strapped to her black back-skirts, we would venture even farther afield.
Once, we had ridden all morning to look at an inn where Richard Mead was said to have stayed a single night in 1747. Richard (or Dick, as I sometimes referred to him) was the author of A Mechanical Account of Poisons in Several Essays. Published in 1702, it was the first book on the subject in the English language, a first edition of which was the pride of my chemical library. In my bedroom portrait gallery, I kept his likeness stuck to the looking-glass alongside those of Henry Cavendish, Robert Bunsen, and Carl Wilhelm Scheele, whereas Daffy and Feely had pinups of Charles Dickens and Mario Lanza respectively.
The confectioner’s shop in the Bishop’s Lacey High Street stood tightly wedged between the undertaker’s premises on one side and a fish shop on the other. I leaned Gladys up against the plate-glass window and seized the doorknob.
I swore curses under my breath. The place was locked as tight as Old Stink.
Why did the universe conspire against me like this? First the closet, then the library, and now the confectioner?
??s. My life was becoming a long corridor of locked doors.
I cupped my hands at the window and peered into the interior gloom.
Miss Cool must have stepped out or perhaps, like everyone else in Bishop’s Lacey, was having a family emergency. I took the knob in both hands and rattled the door, knowing as I did so that it was useless.
I remembered that Miss Cool lived in a couple of rooms behind the shop. Perhaps she had forgotten to unlock the door. Older people often do things like that: they become senile and—
But what if she’s died in her sleep? I thought. Or worse …
I looked both ways but the High Street was empty. But wait! I had forgotten about Bolt Alley, a dark, dank tunnel of cobblestones and brick that led to the yards behind the shops. Of course! I made for it at once.
Bolt Alley smelled of the past, which was said to have once included a notorious gin mill. I gave an involuntary shiver as the sound of my footsteps echoed from its mossy walls and dripping roof. I tried not to touch the reeking green-stained bricks on either side, or to inhale its sour air, until I had edged my way out into the sunlight at the far end of the passage.
Miss Cool’s tiny backyard was hemmed in with a low wall of crumbling brick. Its wooden gate was latched on the inside.
I scrambled over the wall, marched straight to the door, and gave it a good banging with the flat of my hand.
I put my ear to the panel, but nothing seemed to be moving inside.
I stepped off the walk, waded into the unkempt grass, and pressed my nose to the bottom of the sooty windowpane. The back of a dresser was blocking my view.
In one corner of the yard was a decaying doghouse—all that was left of Miss Cool’s collie, Geordie, who had been run over by a speeding motorcar in the High Street.
I tugged at the sagging frame until it pulled free of the mounded earth and dragged it across the yard until it was directly under the window. Then I climbed on top of it.
From the top of the doghouse it was only one more step up until I was able to get my toes on the windowsill, where I balanced precariously on the chipped paint, my arms and legs spread out like Leonardo da Vinci’s Vitruvian Man, one hand hanging on tightly to a shutter and the other trying to polish a viewing port in the grimy glass.
It was dark inside the little bedroom, but there was light enough to see the form lying on the bed; to see the white face staring back at me, its mouth gaping open in a horrid “O.”
“Flavia!” Miss Cool said, scrambling to her feet, her words muffled by the window glass. “What on earth—?”
She snatched her false teeth from a tumbler and rammed them into her mouth, then vanished for a moment, and as I leaped to the ground I heard the sound of the bolt being shot back. The door opened inwards to reveal her standing there—like a trapped badger—in a housedress, her hand clutching and opening in nervous spasms at her throat.
“What on earth … ?” she repeated. “What’s the matter?”
“The front door’s locked,” I said. “I couldn’t get in.”
“Of course it’s locked,” she said. “It’s always locked on Sundays. I was having a nap.”
She rubbed at her little black eyes, which were still squinting at the light.
Slowly it dawned on me that she was right. It was Sunday. Although it seemed aeons ago, it was only this morning that I had been sitting in St. Tancred’s with my family.
I must have looked crushed.
“What is it, dear?” Miss Cool said. “That horrid business up at Buckshaw?”
So she knew about it.
“I hope you’ve had the good sense to keep away from the actual scene of the—”
“Yes, of course, Miss Cool,” I said with a regretful smile. “But I’ve been asked not to talk about that. I’m sure you’ll understand.”
This was a lie, but a first-rate one.
“What a good child you are,” she said, with a glance up at the curtained windows of an adjoining row of houses that overlooked her yard. “This is no place to talk. You’d better come inside.”
She led me through a narrow hallway, on one side of it her tiny bedroom, and on the other, a miniature sitting room. And suddenly we were in the shop, behind the counter that served as the village post office. Besides being Bishop’s Lacey’s only confectioner, Miss Cool was also its postmistress and, as such, knew everything worth knowing—except chemistry, of course.
She watched me carefully as I looked round with interest at the tiers of shelves, each one lined with glass jars of horehound sticks, bull’s-eyes, and hundreds-and-thousands.
“I’m sorry. I can’t do business on a Sunday. They’d have me up before the magistrates. It’s the law, you know.”
I shook my head sadly.
“I’m sorry,” I said. “I forgot what day it was. I didn’t mean to frighten you.”
“Well, no real harm done,” she said, suddenly recovering her usual garrulous powers as she bustled about the shop, aimlessly touching this and that.
“Tell your father there’s a new set of stamps coming out soon, but nothing to go into raptures about, at least to my way of thinking, anyways. Same old picture of King George’s head, God bless ’im, but tarted up in new colors.”
“Thank you, Miss Cool,” I said. “I’ll be sure to let him know.”
“I’m sure that lot at the General Post Office up in London could come up with something better than that,” she went on, “but I’ve heard as how they’re saving up their brains for next year to celebrate the Festival of Britain.”
“I wonder if you could tell me where Miss Mountjoy lives,” I blurted.
“Tilda Mountjoy?” Her eyes narrowed. “Whatever could you want with her?”
“She was most helpful to me at the library, and I thought it might be nice to take her some sweets.”
I gave a sweet smile to match the sentiment.
This was a shameless lie. I hadn’t given the matter a moment’s thought until now, when I saw that I could kill two birds with one stone.
“Ah, yes,” Miss Cool said. “Margaret Pickery off to tend the sister in Nether-Wolsey: the Singer, the needle, the finger, the twins, the wayward husband, the bottle, the bills … a moment of unexpected and rewarding usefulness for Tilda Mountjoy …
“Acid drops,” she said suddenly. “Sunday or no, acid drops would be the perfect choice.”
“I’ll have sixpence worth,” I said.
“… and a shilling’s worth of the horehound sticks,” I added. Horehound was my secret passion.
Miss Cool tiptoed to the front of the shop and pulled down the blinds.
“Just between you and me and the gatepost,” she said in a conspiratorial voice.
She scooped the acid drops into a purple paper bag of such a funereal color that it simply cried out to be filled with a scoop or two of arsenic or nux vomica.
“That will be one-and-six,” she said, wrapping the horehound sticks in paper. I handed her two shillings and while she was still digging in her pockets I said, “That’s all right, Miss Cool, I don’t require change.”
“What a sweet child you are.” She beamed, slipping an extra horehound stick into the wrappings. “If I had children of my own, I couldn’t hope to see them half so thoughtful or so generous.”
I gave her a partial smile and kept the rest of it for myself as she directed me to Miss Mountjoy’s house.
“Willow Villa,” she said. “You can’t miss it. It’s orange.”
WILLOW VILLA WAS, as Miss Cool had said, orange; the kind of orange you see when the scarlet cap of a Death’s Head mushroom has just begun to go off. The house was hidden in the shadows beneath the flowing green skirts of a monstrous weeping willow whose branches shifted uneasily in the breeze, sweeping bare the dirt beneath it like a score of witches’ brooms. Their movement made me think of a piece of seventeenth-century music that Feely sometimes played and sang—very sweetly, I must admit—when she was thinking of Ned:
The willow-tree will t
wist, and the willow-tree will twine,
O I wish I was in the dear youth’s arms that once had the heart of mine.
The song was called “The Seeds of Love,” although love was not the first thing that came to mind whenever I saw a willow; on the contrary, they always reminded me of Ophelia (Shakespeare’s, not mine) who drowned herself near one.
Except for a handkerchief-sized scrap of grass at one side, Miss Mountjoy’s willow filled the fenced-in yard. Even on the doorstep I could feel the dampness of the place: the tree’s languid branches formed a green bell jar through which little light seemed to penetrate, giving me the odd sensation of being under water. Vivid green mosses made a stone sponge of the doorstep, and water stains stretched their sad black fingers across the face of the orange plaster.
On the door was an oxidized brass knocker with the grinning face of the Lincoln Imp. I lifted it and gave a couple of gentle taps. As I waited, I gazed absently up into the air in case anyone should be peeking out from behind the curtains.
But the dusty lace didn’t stir. It was as if there was no breath of air inside the place.
To the left, a walk cobbled with old, worn bricks led round the side of the house, and after waiting at the door for a minute or two, I followed it.
The back door was almost completely hidden by long tendrils of willow leaves, all of them undulating with a slightly expectant swishing, like a garish green theater curtain about to rise.
I cupped my hands to the glass at one of the tiny windows. If I stood on tiptoe—
“What are you doing here?”
I spun round.
Miss Mountjoy was standing outside the circle of willow branches, looking in. Through the foliage, I could see only vertical stripes of her face, but what I saw made me edgy.
“It’s me, Miss Mountjoy … Flavia,” I said. “I wanted to thank you for helping me at the library.”
The willow branches rustled as Miss Mountjoy stepped inside the cloak of greenery. She was holding a pair of garden shears in one hand and she said nothing. Her eyes, like two mad raisins in her wrinkled face, never left mine.
I shrank back as she stepped onto the walk, blocking my escape.