‘This boy has spoiled my daughter.’
‘No,’ shouted Winnet, jumping up in alarm. ‘He’s my friend.’
But no one heard her. They bound the boy and threw him into the darkest room in the deepest part of the castle, where he might have lain forever if Winnet hadn’t set him loose by her own arts. ‘Now go to him,’ she told the boy, as he stood blinking against her torch, ‘and deny me. Blame me for whatever you like, you cannot stand by me, for you cannot stand against him.’ The boy went pale and wept, but Winnet shoved him up the stairs, and in the morning she heard he had done as she intended.
‘Daughter, you have disgraced me,’ said the sorcerer, ‘and I have no more use for you. You must leave.’
Winnet could not ask forgiveness when she was innocent, but she did ask to stay.
‘If you stay, you will stay in the village and care for the goats. I leave you to make up your own mind.’ He was gone. Winnet was about to burst into tears when she felt a light pecking at her shoulder. It was Abednego, the raven she loved. He hopped up beside her ear.
‘You won’t lose your power you know, you’ll use it differently, that’s all.’
‘How do you know?’ Winnet sniffed.
‘Sorcerers can’t take their gifts back, ever, it says so in the book.’
‘And what if I stay?’
‘You will find yourself destroyed by grief. All you know will be around you, and at the same time far from you. Better to find a new place now.’
Winnet thought about this, while the raven balanced patiently on her shoulder.
‘Will you come with me?’
‘I can’t, I’m bound here, but take this.’ The raven flew down and, as far as Winnet could see, started vomiting on the flags. Then he rearranged his feathers, and dropped a rough brown pebble into her hand.
‘Thank you,’ said Winnet. ‘What is it?’
‘It’s my heart.’
‘But it’s made of stone.’
‘I know,’ the raven replied sadly. ‘You see I chose to stay, oh, a long time ago, and my heart grew thick with sorrow, and finally set. It will remind you.’
Winnet sat for a moment, at the edge of the fireplace. The raven, struck dumb, could not warn her that her father had crept in, in the shape of a mouse, and was tying an invisible thread around one of her buttons. As Winnet stood up the mouse scuttled away. She did not notice, and when morning came, she had reached the edge of the forest, and crossed the river.
I had gone back to work at the undertakers, or funeral parlour as the woman and her friend Joe preferred to call it. They paid well and I could always do a bit of extra washing of the cars if I needed more money. Sometimes I had to park the ice-cream van round the back, lay some person out round the front, then get on with my round again. Joe used to joke about dropping the bodies in my freezer when the weather turned warm.
‘They’ll not notice a bit of raspberry ripple will they?’
The woman was still making wreaths, and much happier since Elysium Fields (that was the name of their business) had won the contract at the posh nursing home just out of town.
‘It does mek a difference money does,’ she assured me, showing off her new designs. ‘They like proper remembrance up there. None of them bloody crosses.’
Joe was doing well too. He’d bought two new vehicles, and was converting the shed into a cold room.
‘I don’t want to be mowed out with bodies in here,’ he said, sweeping his hand round the chapel of rest. ‘I mean folks come to pay their last respects, and they don’t want any old sod laying with theirs do they? It’s only natural to want a bit of privacy.’
‘Oh it is, it is,’ the woman agreed. ‘Don’t want ‘em lined up like lollies do they?’ As far as I could hear, Joe and the woman never answered each other without asking another question. They’d go on for hours while Joe fitted handles and the woman forced wire and flower into an indistinguishable whole. They admired their work.
‘Bootiful in’t it,’ said Joe, ‘this brass?’
‘Like Heaven’s Gates in’t it?’ the woman returned.
I’d be expected to sit between them nodding wisely and pouring tea. I didn’t mind, it was nice to get away from the kids on the ice-cream van. I had a chime that played Teddy Bears’ Picnic, so they all knew when to come rushing out shouting for orange sticks and ninety-nines. The important thing about the chime was to wind it up, otherwise it groaned through the tune so slowly that Joe once offered to buy it for his vehicles. On the other hand if you wound it up too much, it sounded like that Western music they play when the cavalry comes chasing down the hill. ‘It’s bloody Trickett’s,’ people said when I got it wrong, ‘bugger off.’ They were fickle. They ran across the alley to Birtwistle’s, the last horse-drawn ice-cream cart. Birtwistle was at least eighty and his horse had the droop. Folks said no one knew what went into his mixing pail, and no one ever asked. It tasted good though. He didn’t do anything fancy, just cornets and wafers, covered in strawberry syrup. He called it blood. When I was little, we always bought from him, because there was a bonus. We were the round on his way home, and for the whole day people fed the horse odds and ends, so that by the time it came steaming up the hill, shit was pouring out the back. My mother heard the whistle, and shoving a ten-shilling note in one hand and a shovel in the other, sent me out for two wafers, one cornet, and whatever I could carry off the cobbles. The horse stamped and blew and usually dropped a bit more for me, once I’d bought the ice-creams.
‘Grand,’ beamed my mother as I tottered down the lobby trying not to slop. ‘Go and dig it in to me lettuces.’ Then we’d sit content with our bloody wafers.
There was a romance about Birtwistle’s that Trickett’s never had. When Elysium Fields arranged a wake for someone, they always used Birtwistle’s for the dessert.
‘It’s quality in’t it?’ the woman said.
The wakes were very fine. Always the best. Since the nursing home contract they had included a starter, usually prawn cocktail from Molly’s Seafoods. For the main course you could choose between turkey roll, beef slices, or hot quiche. The quiche was thought to be a bit daring at first, but had become very popular.
‘You need a bit of fancy don’t you?’ the woman told me, when I went to print the menu.
On Saturday, as I drove the ice-cream van round Lower Fold, I saw a crowd of people milling outside the end terrace. The end terrace was Elsie’s house. I tried to drive straight there, but somebody wanted a lolly, then somebody wanted a wafer, and my hands shook and I couldn’t make the scoops.
‘Bit sloppy, you,’ a fat woman complained.
‘Have a free choc-ice,’ I said, throwing it at her, then as she stood staring, hands on hips, with her choc-ice poking out of her pinny pocket, I roared the engine and bounced down the cobbles. No one took any notice of me, parking the van, or getting out, or pushing through to Elsie’s door. In the parlour were Mrs White, the pastor and my mother. No Elsie.
‘What’s happening?’ I demanded.
They glanced at me, but carried on discussing in low voices. I caught the words ‘funeral arrangements’. Then I grabbed my mother by her coat sleeve.
‘Will you tell me what’s going on?’
She brushed her coat sleeve. ‘Elsie’s dead.’
The pastor came up to me. ‘Go home please Jeanette.’ His voice was very quiet.
‘And where do you suppose that is?’ I shot back at him. He never flinched, just took me by the arm, and led me into the lobby.
‘We haven’t really talked much have we?’ he asked.
I didn’t answer, just looked at the floor, wanting not to cry.
‘You should have trusted me.’ His voice was soft.
‘What are you afraid of?’ I suddenly wanted to know.
He smiled. ‘I am afraid of Hell, of eternal damnation.’
‘So what’s so awful about me?’
Then he lost his temper, as only a soft-voiced man can. ‘You made an immoral prop
osition that cannot be countenanced.’
‘It takes two you know,’ I thought it fair to remind him.
‘She was confused by you, you used your power over her, it wasn’t her, it was you.’
‘She loved me.’ As soon as I had said this I felt he would kill me if he could.
‘She did not love you.’
‘Is that what she said?’
‘She told me herself.’
I leaned on the wall, two palms flat, breathing out. There are different kinds of treachery, but betrayal is betrayal wherever you find it. No, he wouldn’t kill me, soft-voiced men do not kill, they are clever. Their kind of violence leaves no visible mark. He led me to the door, and I stumbled towards the ice-cream van. ‘Here she is.’ I heard a shout and saw that all the people bundled round Elsie’s were forming a queue outside my window. The first one took out her purse.
‘Two wafers luv. Did you know her in there? I knew her by sight.’ Then she turned to her friend. ‘We knew her by sight didn’t we?’ 1 passed them the wafers.
The women who came next were all together and gossiping.
‘She felt no pain, she just slipped over in the night, two raspberries and one vanilla please luv, Betty hasn’t made up her mind yet, yet it were the best way, she were old you know, she couldn’t look after herself any more.’
‘Do you want anything else?’ I asked them.
‘Yes,’ Betty raised her voice, ‘a ninety-nine for me, I’m not paying.’ And they burst out laughing. ‘Get a move on,’ ordered the woman who was paying, ‘I’ve me kids at home.’
At last they’d all gone, but just as I dumped my sticky scoops into the cloudy cleaning jar, I saw Mrs White crossing the road towards me. She was sniffling into a handkerchief.
‘Making money out of the dead,’ she whimpered through the window. ‘The pastor can’t believe it.’
‘It’s not holy is it?’ I said to her.
‘No it’s not, but you’ll pay the price, and it’ll be more than a cornet.’
‘I expect so,’ I said, hoping she’d go away, but she just leaned on the window shelf, sobbing so much that I had to wipe her up with a dishcloth.
‘When’s the funeral?’ I asked, by way of conversation.
‘You can’t come, it’s for the holy.’
‘I don’t want to come, oh go away.’ I went to the wheel, and Mrs White muttered something at me, then ran back across the road.
So I went on as usual, not thinking at all, past Woodnook Baptist church, then up the long hill to Fern Gore, where the ice-cream works was. ‘I need a couple of days off,’ I told them. ‘It won’t happen again.’ They weren’t pleased, school holidays were a busy time, but I worked hard, and made good money, so they let me go.
When Winnet crossed the river, she found herself in a part of the forest that looked the same but smelt different. Since she had no idea where she was going, she decided almost anywhere would do, and set off down the most obvious path. Soon she ran out of food and spare clothes, then homesickness struck her, and she lay unable to walk for many days. A woman travelling in the forest found her body, and by means of herbs revived her. This woman knew nothing of the magic arts, but she understood the different kinds of sorrow and their effects. Winnet went with her, back to her village, where the people made her welcome and gave her work for a living. They had heard of Winnet’s father, believed him mad and dangerous, and so Winnet never spoke of her own powers, and never used them. The woman tried to teach Winnet her language, and Winnet learned the words but not the language. Certain constructions baffled her, and in an argument they could always be used against her, because she could not use them in return. But mostly this didn’t happen. The villagers were simple and kind, not questioning the world. They didn’t expect Winnet to talk very much. Winnet wanted to talk. She had left her school and her followers far behind, she wanted to talk about the nature of the world, why it was there at all, and what they were all doing on it. Yet at the same time she knew her old world had much in it that was wrong. If she talked about it, good and bad, they would think her mad, and then she would have no one. She had to pretend she was just like them, and when she made a mistake, they smiled and remembered she was foreign. Winnet had heard that there was a beautiful city, a long way off, with buildings that ran up to the sky. It was an ancient city, guarded by tigers. No one in her village had been there, but all of them knew about it, and most held it in awe. The city dwellers didn’t sow or toil, they thought about the world. Winnet lay awake many nights, trying to imagine what such a place would really be like. If only she could get there, she felt sure she’d be safe. When she told the villagers her plan, they laughed, and told her to think about other things, but Winnet could think about nothing else, and she set her mind to making it happen.
In town, the following morning, I saw Joe. He waved and hurried up to me.
‘We’ve got one of yours in the parlour. Go over and have a look.’ I knew he meant Elsie. This was my last chance. None of the church remembered that I helped out at Elysium Fields. In the meantime, I had a letter to write, so waited until evening before walking across town, besides, there was the prayer meeting at church that night, so I’d be unlikely to meet anyone.
‘Oh, it’s you is it?’ the woman looked up as I arrived. ‘Is Joe there?’
‘Yes it’s me, and no, Joe isn’t, he’ll be at the allotment won’t he?’
‘Oh yes, digging up veg for the funeral supper. I forgot.’
The woman was weaving fern and hyacinths into a cross. ‘Look what I’m doing for them, another bloody cross.’ She slapped it down in a temper. ‘Let’s have a drink of tea.’ I passed by Elsie’s coffin on my way to the little kitchen, but I didn’t look in, I wanted to wait until they’d gone home. It felt peaceful though.
‘Fetch them Bourbons,’ the woman yelled.
We sat in the sun for half an hour or so, enjoying the warm and the tea.
‘Best thing to come out of France,’ the woman declared, biting her Bourbon.
‘What about quiche?’ I reminded her.
‘Right, that’s right,’ she nodded. ‘They do know about food don’t they?’ And she started to tell me some recipes she’d seen in a book in the library, and the time she’d sailed across the Channel to Dieppe. She wouldn’t go again, no, it was too far, though she’d like to see the Eiffel Tower. She’d heard it had been built by acrobats, and that a troupe of trained monkeys had put up the last and highest girders. Her own grandmother had seen a picture of it, and a scale model in the Great Exhibition. She’d a picture of her grandmother seeing a picture of it. Did I want to travel? No I didn’t, well she could understand that, what with so much to do at home. Then she said she thought it depended on your reincarnation. I wasn’t to tell anyone she thought this. It was in confidence. She said she’d often wondered why she wanted to do some things and not do other things at all. Well, it was obvious with some things, but for others, there was no reason there. She’d spent a long time puzzling it out, then she thought that what you’d done in a past life you didn’t need to do again, and what you had to do in the future, you wouldn’t be ready to do now.
‘It’s like building blocks in’t it?’
This, she felt, explained why I didn’t want to travel. Just then Joe drove up, and the woman went to make a fresh pot of tea. He opened the back of the vehicle.
‘I got pots, and beets and tomatoes and lettuces, an sum of them pea pods. That should do. They’re having turkey roll with vanilla ice-cream afterwards.’
‘When is it?’
‘Tomorrow at twelve o’clock. We’d best sweep out the vehicle first though. There’s enough soil where she’s going in’t there?’
The woman came out with the tea. She was upset because Joe had promised to take her to the pictures that night to see Gary Cooper. Now he was talking about washing the vehicle. She spilt his tea into the saucer, and hid the packet of Bourbons under her fern. I didn’t want her to be miserable, so I offered to c
lean out the vehicle, and give it a polish.
‘Can you put it in’t garage?’ asked Joe, doubtful.
‘Course she can,’ snapped the woman, ‘she drives that bloody ice-cream van enough.’
Joe nodded and looked at his watch.
‘All right then, let’s get you home for a wash.’ The woman got up to fetch her helmet – Joe didn’t wear one – then they got on to the little scooter and weaved down the lane. I waited a while, then slowly found the bucket and leather, and cleaned the vehicle. I wanted Elsie to have the best. It was dark by the time I eased it into the garage. I washed my hands and went into the parlour; just a few lights were burning, enough to see Elsie. She was laid out in her Sunday best, with her hymnbook next to her. The hymnbook was full of Elsie’s markings, telling her what key to plav in. I wondered what they’d done with her accordion. There was a stool made for looking into the coffins, the right height, so that you didn’t have to stand. Joe was always sensitive about these things; he’d let you stay the night if you wanted to, though it wasn’t common practice.
I talked to Elsie for a long time about the way I felt, and the letter I’d written. It was dawn before I went home.
Downstairs, the telephone was ringing. I wanted to stay asleep, but the telephone went on ringing. It was Joe. He was in a panic. Would I come and do the meal, cook it and serve it? He had to drive the vehicle and see to the coffin. The woman had fallen off the scooter on the way home from the Gary Cooper film. She hadn’t broken anything, but she needed to stay in bed for a few days. She’d just managed to finish the wreath. I tried to tell Joe what would happen if I showed up at the funeral.
‘It’s all right,’ he said, ‘I’ll not miss their custom, they can go to gloomy Alf next time.’ Alf ran a very different kind of establishment, with set burials at set prices.
‘Like a bloody Chinese takeaway,’ Joe scoffed.