by his stout old uncle.
   In due time the Gazette announced that Thomas Newcome, Esq., was returned
   as one of the Members of Parliament for the borough of Newcome; and after
   triumphant dinners, speeches, and rejoicings, the Member came back to his
   family in London, and to his affairs in that city.
   The good Colonel appeared to be by no means elated by his victory. He
   would not allow that he was wrong in engaging in that family war, of
   which we have just seen the issue; though it may be that his secret
   remorse on this account in part occasioned his disquiet. But there were
   other reasons, which his family not long afterwards came to understand,
   for the gloom and low spirits which now oppressed the head of their home.
   It was observed (that is, if simple little Rosey took the trouble to
   observe) that the entertainments at the Colonel's mansion were more
   frequent and splendid even than before; the silver cocoa-nut tree was
   constantly in requisition, and around it were assembled many new guests,
   who had not formerly been used to sit under those branches. Mr. Sherrick
   and his wife appeared at those parties, at which the proprietor of Lady
   Whittlesea's Chapel made himself perfectly familiar. Sherrick cut jokes
   with the master of the house, which the latter received with a very grave
   acquiescence; he ordered the servants about, addressing the butler as
   "Old Corkscrew," and bidding the footman, whom he loved to call by his
   Christian name, to "look alive." He called the Colonel "Newcome"
   sometimes, and facetiously speculated upon the degree of relationship
   subsisting between them now that his daughter was married to Clive's
   uncle, the Colonel's brother-in-law. Though I dare say Clive did not much
   relish receiving news of his aunt, Sherrick was sure to bring such
   intelligence when it reached him; and announced, in due time, the birth
   of a little cousin at Boggley Wollah, whom the fond parents designed to
   name "Thomas Newcome Honeyman."
   A dreadful panic and ghastly terror seized poor Clive on occasion which
   he described to me afterwards. Going out from home one day with his
   father, he beheld a wine-merchant's cart, from which hampers were carried
   down the area gate into the lower regions of Colonel Newcome's house.
   "Sherrick and Co., Wine Merchants, Walpole Street," was painted upon the
   vehicle.
   "Good heavens! sir, do you get your wine from him?" Clive cried out to
   his father, remembering Honeyman's provisions in early times. The
   Colonel, looking very gloomy and turning red, said, "Yes, he bought wine
   from Sherrick, who had been very good-natured and serviceable; and who--
   and who, you know, is our connexion now." When informed of the
   circumstance by Clive, I too, as I confess, thought the incident
   alarming.
   Then Clive, with a laugh, told me of a grand battle which had taken place
   in consequence of Mrs. Mackenzie's behaviour to the wine-merchant's wife.
   The Campaigner had treated this very kind and harmless, but vulgar woman,
   with extreme hauteur--had talked loud during her singing--the beauty of
   which, to say truth, time had considerably impaired--had made
   contemptuous observations regarding her upon more than one occasion. At
   length the Colonel broke out in great wrath against Mrs. Mackenzie--bade
   her to respect that lady as one of his guests--and, if she did not like
   the company which assembled at his house, hinted to her that there were
   many thousand other houses in London where she could find a lodging. For
   the sake of her grandchild, and her adored child, the Campaigner took no
   notice of this hint; and declined to remove from the quarter which she
   had occupied ever since she had become a grandmamma.
   I myself dined once or twice with my old friends, under the shadow of the
   pickle-bearing cocoa-nut tree; and could not but remark a change of
   personages in the society assembled. The manager of the City branch of
   the B. B. C. was always present--an ominous-looking man, whose whispers
   and compliments seemed to make poor Clive, at his end of the table, very
   melancholy. With the City manager came the City manager's friends, whose
   jokes passed gaily round, and who kept the conversation to themselves.
   Once I had the happiness to meet Mr. Ratray, who had returned, filled
   with rupees from the Indian Bank; who told us many anecdotes of the
   splendour of Rummun Loll at Calcutta, who complimented the Colonel on his
   fine house and grand dinners with sinister good-humour. Those compliments
   did not seem to please our poor friend; that familiarity choked him. A
   brisk little chattering attorney, very intimate with Sherrick, with a
   wife of dubious gentility, was another constant guest. He enlivened the
   table by his jokes, and recounted choice stories about the aristocracy,
   with certain members of whom the little man seemed very familiar. He knew
   to a shilling how much this lord owed--and how much the creditors allowed
   to that marquis. He had been concerned with such and such a nobleman, who
   was now in the Queen's Bench. He spoke of their lordships affably and
   without their titles--calling upon "Louisa, my dear," his wife, to
   testify to the day when Viscount Tagrag dined with them, and Earl
   Bareacres sent them the pheasants. F. B., as sombre and downcast as his
   hosts now seemed to be, informed me demurely that the attorney was a
   member of one of the most eminent firms in the City--that he had been
   engaged in procuring the Colonel's parliamentary title for him--and in
   various important matters appertaining to the B. B. C.; but my knowledge
   of the world and the law was sufficient to make me aware that this
   gentleman belonged to a well-known firm of money-lending solicitors, and
   I trembled to see such a person in the home of our good Colonel. Where
   were the generals and the judges? Where were the fogies and their
   respectable ladies? Stupid they were, and dull their company; but better
   a stalled ox in their society, than Mr. Campion's jokes over Mr.
   Sherrick's wines.
   After the little rebuke administered by Colonel Newcome, Mrs. Mackenzie
   abstained from overt hostilities against any guests of her daughter's
   father-in-law; and contented herself by assuming grand and princess-like
   airs in the company of the new ladies. They flattered her and poor little
   Rosa intensely. The latter liked their company, no doubt. To a man of the
   world looking on, who has seen the men and morals of many cities, it was
   curious, almost pathetic, to watch that poor little innocent creature
   fresh and smiling, attired in bright colours and a thousand gewgaws,
   simpering in the midst of these darkling people--practising her little
   arts and coquetries, with such a court round about her. An unconscious
   little maid, with rich and rare gems sparkling on all her fingers, and
   bright gold rings as many as belonged to the late Old Woman of Banbury
   Cross--still she smiled and prattled innocently before these banditti--I
   thought of Zerlina and the Brigands, in Fra Diavolo.
   Walking away with F. B. from one of these parties of the Colonel's, and
   seriously alarmed at what I had observed th 
					     					 			ere, I demanded of Bayham
   whether my conjectures were not correct, that some misfortune overhung
   our old friend's house? At first Bayham denied stoutly or pretended
   ignorance; but at length, having reached the Haunt together, which I had
   not visited since I was a married man, we entered that place of
   entertainment, and were greeted by its old landlady and waitress, and
   accommodated with a quiet parlour. And here F. B., after groaning and
   sighing--after solacing himself with a prodigious quantity of bitter
   beer--fairly burst out, and, with tears in his eyes, made a full and sad
   confession respecting this unlucky Bundelcund Banking Company. The shares
   had been going lower and lower, so that there was no sale now for them at
   all. To meet the liabilities, the directors must have undergone the
   greatest sacrifices. He did know--he did not like to think what the
   Colonel's personal losses were. The respectable solicitors of the Company
   had retired, long since, after having secured payment of a most
   respectable bill; and had given place to the firm of dubious law-agents
   of whom I had that evening seen a partner. How the retiring partners from
   India had been allowed to withdraw, and to bring fortunes along with
   them, was a mystery to Mr. Frederick Bayham. The great Indian
   millionnaire was in his, F. B.'s eyes, "a confounded mahogany-coloured
   heathen humbug." These fine parties which the Colonel was giving, and
   that fine carriage which was always flaunting about the Park with poor
   Mrs. Clive and the Campaigner, and the nurse and the baby, were, in F.
   B.'s opinion, all decoys and shams. He did not mean to say that the meals
   were not paid, and that the Colonel had to plunder for his horses' corn;
   but he knew that Sherrick, and the attorney, and the manager, insisted
   upon the necessity of giving these parties, and keeping up this state and
   grandeur, and opined that it was at the special instance of these
   advisers that the Colonel had contested the borough for which he was now
   returned. "Do you know how much that contest cost?" asks F. B. "The sum,
   sir, was awful! and we have ever so much of it to pay. I came up twice
   myself from Newcome to Campion and Sherrick about it. I betray no
   secrets--F. B., sir, would die a thousand deaths before he would tell the
   secrets of his benefactor!--But, Pendennis, you understand a thing or
   two. You know what o'clock it is, and so does yours truly, F. B., who
   drinks your health. I know the taste of Sherrick's wine well enough.
   F. B., sir, fears the Greeks and all the gifts they bring. Confound his
   Amontillado! I had rather drink this honest malt and hops all my life
   than ever see a drop of his abominable sherry. Golden? F. B. believes it
   is golden--and a precious deal dearer than gold too"--and herewith,
   ringing the bell, my friend asked for a second pint of the just-named and
   cheaper fluid.
   I have of late had to recount portions of my dear old friend's history
   which must needs be told, and over which the writer does not like to
   dwell. If Thomas Newcome's opulence was unpleasant to describe, and to
   contrast with the bright goodness and simplicity I remembered in former
   days, how much more painful is that part of his story to which we are now
   come perforce, and which the acute reader of novels has, no doubt, long
   foreseen? Yes, sir or madam, you are quite right in the opinion which you
   have held all along regarding that Bundelcund Banking Company, in which
   our Colonel has invested every rupee he possesses, Solvuntur rupees, etc.
   I disdain, for the most part, the tricks and surprises of the novelist's
   art. Knowing, from the very beginning of our story, what was the issue of
   this Bundelcund Banking concern, I have scarce had patience to keep my
   counsel about it; and whenever I have had occasion to mention the
   Company, have scarcely been able to refrain from breaking out into fierce
   diatribes against that complicated, enormous, outrageous swindle. It was
   one of many similar cheats which have been successfully practised upon
   the simple folks, civilian and military, who toil and struggle--who fight
   with sun and enemy--who pass years of long exile and gallant endurance in
   the service of our empire in India. Agency houses after agency houses
   have been established, and have flourished in splendour and magnificence,
   and have paid fabulous dividends--and have enormously enriched two or
   three wary speculators--and then have burst in bankruptcy, involving
   widows, orphans, and countless simple people who trusted their all to the
   keeping of these unworthy treasurers.
   The failure of the Bundelcund Bank which we now have to record, was one
   only of many similar schemes ending in ruin. About the time when Thomas
   Newcome was chaired as Member of Parliament for the borough of which he
   bore the name, the great Indian merchant who was at the head of the
   Bundelcund Banking Company's affairs at Calcutta, suddenly died of
   cholera at his palace at Barackpore. He had been giving of late a series
   of the most splendid banquets with which Indian prince ever entertained a
   Calcutta society. The greatest and proudest personages of that
   aristocratic city had attended his feasts. The fairest Calcutta beauties
   had danced in his halls. Did not poor F. B. transfer from the columns of
   the Bengal Hurkaru to the Pall Mall Gazette the most astounding
   descriptions of those Asiatic Nights Entertainments, of which the very
   grandest was to come off on the night when cholera seized Rummun Loll in
   its grip? There was to have been a masquerade outvying all European
   masquerades in splendour. The two rival queens of the Calcutta society
   were to have appeared each with her court around her. Young civilians at
   the College, and young ensigns fresh landed, had gone into awful expenses
   and borrowed money at interest from the B. B. C. and other banking
   companies, in order to appear with befitting splendour as knights and
   noblemen of Henrietta Maria's Court (Henrietta Maria, wife of Hastings
   Hicks, Esq., Sudder Dewanee Adawlut), or as princes and warriors
   surrounding the palanquin of Lalla Rookh (the lovely wife of Hon.
   Cornwallis Bobus, Member of Council): all these splendours were there. As
   carriage after carriage drove up from Calcutta, they were met at Rummun
   Loll's gate by ghastly weeping servants, who announced their master's
   demise.
   On the next day the Bank at Calcutta was closed, and the day after, when
   heavy bills were presented which must be paid, although by this time
   Rummun Loll was not only dead but buried, and his widows howling over his
   grave, it was announced throughout Calcutta that but 800 rupees were left
   in the treasury of the B. B. C. to meet engagements to the amount of four
   lakhs then immediately due, and sixty days afterwards the shutters were
   closed at No. 175 Lothbury, the London offices of the B. B. C. of India,
   and 35,000 pounds worth of their bills refused by their agents, Messrs.
   Baines, Jolly and Co., of Fog Court.
   When the accounts of that ghastly bankruptcy arrived from Calcutta, it
   was found, of course, that the merchant-prince Rummun 
					     					 			 Loll owed the
   B. B. C. twenty-five lakhs of rupees, the value of which was scarcely
   even represented by his respectable signature. It was found that one of
   the auditors of the bank, the generally esteemed Charley Conder (a
   capital fellow, famous for his good dinners, and for playing low-comedy
   characters at the Chowringhee Theatre), was indebted to the bank in
   90,000 pounds; and also it was discovered that the revered Baptist
   Bellman, Chief Registrar of the Calcutta Tape and Sealing-Wax Office (a
   most valuable and powerful amateur preacher who had converted two
   natives, and whose serious soirees were thronged at Calcutta), had helped
   himself to 73,000 pounds more, for which he settled in the Bankruptcy
   Court before he resumed his duties in his own. In justice to Mr. Bellman,
   it must be said that he could have had no idea of the catastrophe
   impending over the B. B. C. For, only three weeks before that great bank
   closed its doors, Mr. Bellman, as guardian of the children of his widowed
   sister Mrs. Green, had sold the whole of the late Colonel's property out
   of Company's paper and invested it in the bank, which gave a high
   interest, and with bills of which, drawn upon their London
   correspondents, he had accommodated Mrs. Colonel Green when she took her
   departure for Europe with her numerous little family on board the
   Burrumpooter.
   And now you have the explanation of the title of this chapter, and know
   wherefore Thomas Newcome never sat in Parliament. Where are our dear old
   friends now? Where are Rosey's chariots and horses? Where her jewels and
   gewgaws? Bills are up in the fine new house. Swarms of Hebrew gentlemen
   with their hats on are walking about the drawing-rooms, peering into the
   bedrooms, weighing and poising the poor old silver cocoa-nut tree, eyeing
   the plate and crystal, thumbing the damask of the curtains, and
   inspecting ottomans, mirrors, and a hundred articles of splendid
   trumpery. There is Rosey's boudoir which her father-in-law loved to
   ornament--there is Clive's studio with a hundred sketches--there is the
   Colonel's bare room at the top of the house, with his little iron
   bedstead and ship's drawers, and a camel trunk or two which have
   accompanied him on many an Indian march, and his old regulation sword,
   and that one which the native officers of his regiment gave him when he
   bade them farewell. I can fancy the brokers' faces as they look over this
   camp wardrobe, and that the uniforms will not fetch much in Holywell
   Street. There is the old one still, and that new one which he ordered and
   wore when poor little Rosey was presented at court. I had not the heart
   to examine their plunder, and go amongst those wreckers. F. B. used to
   attend the sale regularly, and report its proceedings to us with eyes
   full of tears. "A fellow laughed at me," says F. B., "because when I came
   into the dear old drawing-room I took my hat off. I told him that if he
   dared say another word I would knock him down." I think F. B. may be
   pardoned in this instance for emulating the office of auctioneer. Where
   are you, pretty Rosey and poor little helpless baby? Where are you, dear
   Clive--gallant young friend of my youth? Ah! it is a sad story--a
   melancholy page to pen! Let us pass it over quickly--I love not to think
   of my friend in pain.
   CHAPTER LXXI
   In which Mrs. Clive Newcome's Carriage is ordered
   All the friends of the Newcome family, of course, knew the disaster which
   had befallen the good Colonel, and I was aware, for my own part, that not
   only his own, but almost the whole of Rosa Newcome's property was
   involved in the common ruin. Some proposals of temporary relief were made
   to our friends from more quarters than one, but were thankfully rejected
   --and we were led to hope that the Colonel, having still his pension
   secured to him, which the law could not touch, might live comfortably