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  So we opted for aerial surveillance. A table for four at Michael Jordan’s Steak House on the north balcony of the terminal, overlooking the rendezvous spot. It was an excellent vantage point. Plus, we were all starving.

  We ordered, then sat there and quietly studied the traffic patterns below. When you’re standing in the middle of the terminal, it seems like people are crisscrossing the concourse without rhyme or reason. But from twenty feet up, the perspective changes, and they begin to look more like a colony of ants, each one racing about with purpose.

  Very few people come to Grand Central to stroll through it aimlessly. Everyone is on a mission—headed for a stairwell, a train, a Starbucks, an exit. If the concourse floor were a giant lawn instead of a vast expanse of polished marble, you’d be able to see where the steady stream of travelers had trampled the grass and created distinct pathways.

  “Right down there,” I said, pointing at an area where almost no one had walked for fifteen minutes. “That looks like the smartest place to make the exchange.”

  Adam nodded slowly. “The exchange,” he said, a sardonic little smile crossing his lips. “Which exchange are we talking about? The one where Chukov trades us Katherine for the diamonds, or the exchange of bullets that will start flying as soon as he realizes that he just gave up his ace in the hole for a bagful of worthless glass?”

  I couldn’t show up completely empty-handed, could I? So in the afternoon, we had found a theatrical prop shop on Twelfth Avenue that sells loose rhinestones for twenty-five dollars a gross. Zelvas’s medical bag was now filled to the brim with them.

  “How long do you think it will take Chukov to realize he’s been played?” Ty asked, digging into a bowl of Louisiana Crawfish Chowder. The rest of us were chowing down on the only thing you go to a steak house for: meat.

  “They look like the real thing from a distance,” I said. “That’ll help me get close to Katherine, but I guarantee that Chukov will know they’re bogus as soon as he gets his hands on them.”

  “And I guarantee you that as soon as he does that,” Adam said, “he and his squad of Russian goons will start shooting up Grand Central Terminal.”

  That was our biggest challenge—collateral damage. You do your best to minimize it, but sometimes it’s unavoidable. Innocent people getting killed is part of the reality of war. As dangerous as this operation was, it was complicated by the potential for civilian casualties once the bullets started flying. And knowing how desperate Chukov was, that seemed inevitable.

  I would be wearing a vest. But some weary advertising executive trudging out of the Graybar Building toward Track 17 hoping to catch the 10:14 to Larchmont wouldn’t have the benefit of Kevlar.

  And neither would Katherine.

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  We left Zach behind to patrol the area in and around Grand Central and call us if he saw any sign of Chukov’s men arriving early and taking up positions. The rest of us took the subway back to the Fortress.

  There was only one thing more intimidating than facing Chukov and his Russian triggermen. That was facing my father.

  He knew what I did to earn a living. Hell, he had gotten me into the business. I think he naturally expected that I would be as good—and as lucky—as he had been.

  But this time was different. Going into Grand Central to trade diamonds for my kidnapped girlfriend was a suicide mission. And the fact that I didn’t even have the diamonds made it all the more impossible.

  If somebody had tried to hire me to do it, I’d have said no thanks and walked away—I don’t care how much they would have paid me. But this wasn’t about money. This was about Katherine’s life. I didn’t care if I took a bullet. I just had to save her.

  I called my father. It was midday in Colorado. My mother picked up.

  I spent five minutes answering all her excited questions about my trip to Paris.

  “It sounds so romantic,” she said. “I wish your father would take me.”

  “I’ll tell him,” I said. “Is he around?”

  “He’s in his workshop with his harem,” she said, using her favorite expression for Dad’s gun collection. “I’ll buzz him on the intercom and tell him to pick up.”

  I could picture my father in his shop with a gun-cleaning kit and a bottle of Hoppe’s solvent, carefully going through the same ritual he taught me, and his father taught him. “A clean gun is a mean gun,” he always said.

  It’s a philosophy I had lived by. At least so far.

  “Hey, boy,” Dad said, answering the phone. “How you doing?”

  I told him the whole story, from the night I found the diamonds to the last phone call from Chukov—everything I hadn’t told him when I called from Milan. As usual, he listened without saying a word.

  When I was done, he simply said, “Anything I can do?”

  I gave him all the information he’d need to get the money out of the Dutch bank. Then I told him how to divide it. “Half gets split up evenly among Adam, Zach, Ty, and Katherine. The other half goes to you and Mom.”

  He laughed.

  “What’s so funny?” I said.

  “I’ll never see a penny of that money,” he said.

  “Why do you say that?”

  “Because if anything happens to you, your mom will kill me faster’n look at me,” he said. “So listen up, and listen good, boy. You’re gonna get through this. You’re gonna get through this because you know that not only is your life and Katherine’s life on the line, but so’s your old man’s. Ooooo-rah.”

  “Thanks,” I said. “I love you, Dad.”

  “Love you, too, boy.”

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  At 5:30 Zach called in. This was it.

  “Two guys showed up fifteen minutes ago. Early twenties, dark suits, dark turtlenecks, gold jewelry, Russian accents. They scoped out the drop zone.”

  “They’re probably trying to figure out choke points,” I said.

  “Choke points would require some military intelligence,” Zach said. “These guys are thugs, not tacticians. They’re counting cops and checking out security cameras. It’s like they’re planning to stick up a Seven-Eleven.”

  “I’m insulted,” I said. “They still don’t seem to think I’m even a threat.”

  “Try not to take it personally,” Zach said. “As far as they know, you’re some fey art student. They’re worried about the cops.”

  “So am I,” I said. “What else did you get?”

  “I can give you the three spots where Chukov is going to position his men.”

  “How’d you get close enough to hear that?” I asked.

  “Matt, I didn’t have to get close. These idiots were broadcasting. They were pointing there, there, and there.”

  Adam leaned into the speakerphone. “Tell us where, where, and where.”

  I had sketched a map of the main concourse while I was wolfing down my rib eye at Michael Jordan’s. Zach rattled off three locations, and Adam marked them on the map.

  “Where are they now?” I asked.

  “The Oyster Bar, getting primed for the showdown with a few vodkas. Do you want me to follow them when they leave?”

  Zach is tough and confident. Sometimes too confident, sometimes too tough. Even if he could follow Chukov’s men without getting caught, I didn’t want him to even think about rescuing Katherine on his own.

  “No,” I said. “Let’s just stick to the plan. Did you find a good spot for the rabbit?”

  “Best place is across the street from the Vanderbilt Avenue entrance,” Zach said. “I counted half a dozen uniforms who circulate between the main concourse and the lower level. When they’re not on patrol, they cluster upstairs near the Vanderbilt door on the north balcony. One rabbit ought to take care of most of the cops.”

  “What about K-nine?” I asked.

  “Oh, they got dogs. I haven’t seen any so far, but I chatted up the counter guy at Starbucks, and he told me there are cops with bomb-sniffing dogs who patrol the main concourse
randomly. Seems like another reason why the rabbit is better outside the terminal.”

  “Good job,” I said. “Call us if anything pops. Otherwise we’ll meet you at nineteen hundred hours.”

  I hung up.

  The feeling I had in the pit of my stomach was all too familiar. Pre-combat butterflies. Anyone who tells you it doesn’t happen to him is lying to you. Or to himself.

  “It sounds like we took out Chukov’s best men, and he called in a bunch of amateurs,” Adam said.

  “I think that works against us,” I said. “Amateurs tend to panic and go trigger happy. I don’t want civilian casualties.”

  “Matt’s right,” Ty said. “We signed up for this. The people who’ll be walking through Grand Central tonight didn’t. Katherine didn’t. Our job is to make sure none of them gets hurt.”

  “Oh, they won’t get hurt,” Adam said, “but when those T-four-seventy-ones go off, they’ll wish they’d never gotten out of bed this morning.”

  “You only have a narrow window before the Russians shake off the T-four-seventy-ones and start shooting,” I said. “As soon as Katherine is out of the field of fire, take them out. Every one of them. Fast.”

  “Don’t worry, Matt,” Ty said. “We’re gonna kill the bastards who took Katherine, and we’re gonna bring her home safe.”

  We had gone into battle before. But this time, I swore to myself, would be different. No matter what the outcome, this battle would be my last.

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  By 7 p.m., the four of us were in Position Alpha.

  We had three hours to wait for Chukov to arrive, which in our line of work we could do standing on one leg with a full bladder. Waiting in complete silence, barely breathing for hours, even days, at a stretch is what we’re trained to do.

  Ty was on East 43rd outside the entrance to the Lexington Avenue subway. Adam was on 42nd, covering the south side of the terminal. Zach was at 45th and Vanderbilt with the rabbit.

  I was inside, my hand clutching the medical bag, my eyes scanning the commuters who poured out of the MetLife Building to take the escalator down to the main concourse.

  The four of us were fitted with the same wireless communication system the Secret Service uses. Micro earbuds, transmitter necklaces under our collars, and invisible microphones in our lapels. The protocol was for each of us to check in with an update every quarter hour.

  Ten o’clock came and went. Ten fifteen. Ten thirty. Ten forty-five. No sign of Chukov.

  At eleven o’clock, Adam was the first to check in.

  “Cab Forty-two to Dispatch. Our passenger is still MIA. What do you make of it?”

  I radioed back. “Dispatch to Forty-two. He’ll be here. He just wants to see me sweat. It isn’t working.”

  One of the most critical skills a combat Marine has to hone is patience. I had once sat in a sniper’s nest for seventy-two hours without moving. This assignment was much harder. Knowing that Katherine was in the hands of a sadistic maniac like Chukov made every minute drag and every quarter hour endless.

  I paced from one end of the waiting area to the other. The escalator from the MetLife Building whirred quietly. No one had set foot on it for twenty minutes. The traffic in Grand Central had thinned out dramatically. That, at least, was a plus. Fewer people. Less chance of hitting an innocent bystander.

  I was ready. My team was ready. But where the hell was Chukov?

  Eleven fifteen. Eleven thirty. Eleven forty-five.

  At three minutes before midnight, my cell rang. The caller ID said it was coming from Katherine’s phone. I answered. The voice on the other end was ice cold and menacing. It was Vadim Chukov.

  “It’s over,” he said.

  “Over? Where are you?” I said. “I’ve been standing here in Grand Central with your diamonds since ten o’clock.”

  “Shove them up your ass,” he said.

  “What are you talking about? We have a deal.”

  “The deal is off,” he said. “You lied. You sold the diamonds in Amsterdam.”

  “That’s crazy,” I said. “I tried, but I couldn’t. I have them right here in my hand.”

  “You want to know what’s in my hand, Bannon?” Chukov said. “A seven-inch carbon steel knife, and as soon as my men have finished gangbanging your pretty little girlfriend, I’m going to use it to slit her throat.”

  He hung up.

  I stood there shaking. Unable to breathe. Sweat pouring off me.

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  “Forty-three to Dispatch.”

  It was midnight, and Ty was doing his quarter-hour call-in from Lexington Avenue.

  “Slow night,” he said. “No passengers.”

  “This is Dispatch to all cabs,” I said. “I just got a call. The Russian isn’t coming. He’s backing out of the deal.”

  None of us said a word as each man on the team let the bad news penetrate. And then Adam broke the silence.

  “Forty-two to Dispatch. We may have some signals crossed. You said the Russian isn’t coming, but his Benz just pulled into the loading zone at the Grand Hyatt.”

  The Hyatt was next door to Grand Central. “There are a lot of Benzes in this city,” I said. “Are you sure it’s his?”

  “Hold on,” Adam said. “Let me put on my reading glasses.”

  Adam’s reading glasses were a three-thousand-dollar pair of 13x Steiner sniper-grade binoculars.

  “Affirmative,” he said. “He’s in the front seat, passenger side. There are people in the backseat, but I can’t get an angle on them.”

  “Forty-five to Dispatch.” It was Zach calling in from Vanderbilt. “I have three men looking for a taxi. I recognize two of them from this afternoon. You should see them in a few seconds.”

  Even as he spoke, three men in dark suits walked through the Vanderbilt entrance and down the stairs. One of them pointed to the three spots we had targeted on the map, and each headed for his assigned place.

  I tried to process the new information. Chukov was outside the terminal. His men were taking their positions inside. I was trying to make sense of it all when my cell rang.

  It was Chukov.

  “So, Mr. Bannon,” he said. “Do I have your attention?”

  “Undivided,” I said.

  “It’s painful when you think that something you love is gone forever, isn’t it?” He didn’t wait for an answer. “That’s how I felt when you ran off with my diamonds. You have experienced only a moment of pain, but I have the power to make your pain last a lifetime. Do you understand?”

  “Perfectly,” I said. “I want to see Katherine.”

  “And I want to run my blade from her perky little nipples to her creamy white thighs. Let’s see which one of us gets what he wants. Where are my diamonds?”

  “Right here in my hand,” I said. “I didn’t sell them.”

  “I didn’t think you did,” Chukov said. “I don’t think you could. You know why? Because you don’t have the brains and you don’t have the balls. Where are you now, Bannon?”

  I gave him my exact location.

  He hung up.

  A few seconds later, Adam reported in.

  “The Russian just got out of the Benz. The back doors are both opening. People are getting out. One man…a second man…”

  I held my breath.

  Finally Adam came back on. “And a woman. Matt, it’s Katherine. She’s headed your way.”

  I exhaled and gave the command I had been waiting to give all night. “Dispatch to all cabs—go to Position Bravo right now. Let’s do this.”

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  The next thing I saw made me want to throw up.

  Vadim Chukov—the short, fat, tattooed, asthmatic turd who had sat naked, sweating, and in total fear for his life that morning in the Russian and Turkish Baths—was walking down the wide marble passageway from 42nd Street. He was brimming with confidence, and he was arm in arm with Katherine.

  I’d always told her that it was impossible for her to look anything but b
eautiful. Even when she wakes up with bedhead and no makeup, she exudes a beauty that comes from her soul.

  But now that soul was badly damaged. I wanted to blame it all on the fat bastard at her side, but I knew the truth. It had started with me. First I brought Katherine into my life; then I dragged her into my world.

  Chukov and Katherine stopped at the foot of the passageway. Two more Russian punks stood behind them. High above them was Old Glory—the giant American flag that had been suspended from the ceiling in those dark hours following the terrorist attacks on September 11, 2001.

  Chukov spotted me instantly. Then he looked up at the vast expanse of stars and stripes—the flag I had fought for, the colors so many of my fellow Americans had laid down their lives for—and the Russian son of a bitch slowly extended his middle finger.

  He looked back across the vast cavern of Grand Central and threw me a mock salute.

  He took his phone from his pocket and dialed. Seconds later, my cell rang.

  “I’m ready to do business,” he said. “Bring the diamonds here.”

  “Send Katherine over here,” I said. “I’ll put the diamonds down and we’ll leave quietly.”

  “Nyet. She’s not going anywhere until I see them,” Chukov said. “Start walking toward me. Nice and easy. I’ve got three guns pointed at you and three on her.”

  I muted my cell.

  “Ready to tango, boys?” I said softly.

  Ty’s voice came back first. “In Position Bravo, dancing shoes on.”

  Then Adam. “I was ready to stomp all over him as soon as he gave the flag the finger.”

  Then Zach. “The rabbit and I are hopping mad. Let’s kick some Russian ass.”

  There were about two hundred feet between Chukov and me. I started walking toward him. Operation Nighthawks was under way.