If she were a man, she could push him into a piece of furniture or black his eye.
But she wasn’t a man, and she could not summon another man to do the job for her. Creating a scene would be disastrous as well as ridiculous. She was not a child. She was a woman of seven and twenty, a nobleman’s daughter with eight Seasons behind her. She was expected to possess complete self-control. She was expected to handle difficult or unpleasant situations with poise and courtesy.
She must not get even or punish him.
She must ignore it…and he knew she must, the beast.
She simmered helplessly for a time.
But Lady Charlotte Hayward was nothing if not resourceful. Even while she was fuming, her mind was working. She had dealt with scores of men. She could deal with this one, too.
Chapter 3
Mistake, Darius thought. Stupid, stupid mistake.
He couldn’t believe he’d made it.
Virgins are out of bounds.
His eldest brother Benedict had thrashed the rule into him when he was fifteen.
Long after he’d outgrown the thrashing method, Logic had verified the rule. Virgins, said Logic, were a waste of time, too much work for too little reward. When the virgin was a gentleman’s daughter, the price for this negligible amount of pleasure was marriage.
Move on, Logic told Darius. Now.
Darius always heeded Logic unhesitatingly.
This time, though, he hesitated, for three reasons.
One, she represented a puzzle.
Two, it was exceedingly difficult for a healthy male to turn his back upon a splendid physical specimen—and she was one of the finest physical specimens he’d ever seen.
Three, that dress. On her, the virginal white gown was anything but virginal. He saw not Diana but Venus, not the maiden huntress but the goddess of love.
The thought brought into his mind the painting in Florence that Benedict had dragged him to see years ago. It was about the only work of art worth seeing on that long, boring Grand Tour, in which far too many churches and far too few women figured.
It was the famous Botticelli painting of Venus standing naked upon an overlarge seashell.
Naturally, Darius imagined Lady Charlotte naked, like the Venus she so strongly resembled. Any man would do the same, whether he’d seen the painting or not.
Imagining was reasonable. Letting his eyes wander was deranged. Even he knew better than to look lasciviously at an unwed lady in that way—in public, and under her father’s roof, no less! It was a sure way to find himself (a) standing at the altar hearing the marriage service or (b) at the wrong end of a horsewhip, or (c) facing a pistol at twenty paces.
Fights to the death over females were common enough and all very well among the birds and beasts. Among reasoning beings, however, such behavior was absurd. Especially when the last thing a reasoning being wanted was to offend her father.
Darius hastily dragged his attention upward from the mouthwatering, maidenly pink blush spreading over her silken skin.
Too late. Murder, plain as day, stared back at him from her ice-blue eyes.
She’d looked that way a moment ago when he’d started teasing her about their previous meeting. He’d thought, She’s going to throttle me, and he’d wanted her to try to do it. That would be entertaining.
But she hadn’t tried to strangle him then and didn’t now.
To his surprise, she smiled a conspiratorial smile.
Then she leaned toward him, offering a better view of her perfectly rounded breasts, which the gown’s narrow bodice, aided by the upthrusting corset, displayed more of than seemed proper for a virgin.
All of his self-protective instincts went on the alert, along with the reproductive ones.
“Mr. Carsington,” she said huskily.
Trap! Trap! cried Logic. Run away!
“Lady Charlotte,” he said warily.
“Let us not stand on ceremony,” she said. “My parents are occupied with other guests.”
Darius knew he should have become occupied with other guests right after the introductions. He started to turn away.
She touched his arm very lightly.
His pulse rate accelerated.
He looked down at the gloved hand barely touching his arm. He looked up into her far-too-beautiful face.
She still wore the conspiratorial smile. “I know you will wish to meet your neighbors,” she said. “I shall be happy to stand in for Papa. I often do. We are quite informal here—and he does seem to be engrossed in his conversation with the rector.”
While she talked, she led Darius away from her parents and toward a small group at the other end of the drawing room.
At the last instant, though, she changed direction, and steered him toward a curvaceous redhead who stood at the pianoforte, examining the sheet music heaped there. Her name, he learned, was Henrietta Steepleton. She was a young widow with a breathless voice—no doubt the result of her talking at great length without stopping to inhale.
As soon as Mrs. Steepleton began talking, Lady Charlotte left them.
In the instant before she turned away, Darius saw her vacuously polite smile sharpen into a grin.
Drawing room of Lithby Hall, three and a half hours later
“It would have been kinder to strangle me,” Mr. Carsington murmured.
Charlotte stopped short, and tea sloshed to the brim of the cup she was carrying. She took a steadying breath and willed her hands not to tremble.
She had not heard him coming up behind her. She did not exactly hear him now. She felt his voice vibrating along her spine. The skin on the back of her neck prickled as though he’d touched it.
“That would be discourteous,” she said. She continued walking. The rector’s wife, Mrs. Badgely, sat at the other end of the drawing room near the fire, which burned solely for her on this warm June evening. Mrs. Badgely was crippled with arthritis. Even if she hadn’t been Papa’s cousin, one must see to her comfort. One must always see to the comfort of one’s guests.
Except for this one. There was a limit, after all, to what even the most dutiful of daughters would do.
“Strangling is discourteous,” he said. “That is an interesting viewpoint. I suppose I cannot accuse you of discourtesy in leaving me to have my ears talked off.”
She glanced at his too-handsome profile. “Please do not trouble yourself on that account. Your ears appear to be firmly attached to your head.” She wished they’d been the sticking-out kind of ears. She wished she could find something wrong with him that showed. Providence was not at all fair in that way. What it ought to do was leave an indelible mark on wicked men. Preferably a scarlet A on their foreheads.
But no, he was unblemished, unmarked. She had searched in vain for a physical flaw. She would be happier with herself if she could stop looking…and if her breathing would return to normal.
“Then they remain in spite of Mrs. Steepleton’s best efforts,” he said. “She commenced talking the instant you concluded the introductions. She continued until dinner was announced. At dinner—and why does this fail to surprise me?—I found myself seated next to her.”
Charlotte had tried not to look that way, but it was difficult, because he sat directly opposite her. At one point, he’d caught her eye and shot her an accusing look, followed by a martyred one, hastily erased when Mrs. Steepleton reclaimed his attention. Charlotte had wanted to laugh. She had found it unusually difficult to maintain a politely blank expression. She’d found it almost impossible to concentrate on the conversation about her.
“She talked,” he went on, “throughout dinner. She did not stop until Lady Lithby signaled the ladies to leave the table.”
“Think of the trouble she saved you,” Charlotte said. “You were not obliged to devise clever things to say. All you had to do was appear attentive.”
“I don’t devise clever things to say, Lady Charlotte,” he said. “I usually say what comes into my head. It makes life less complic
ated, I find.”
“Less complicated for you, perhaps,” she said. “You are a man.”
“You are most observant,” he said.
“Men seem to like candor in their own sex,” she said. “They are not so enamored of the trait in women, I have noticed.”
“Close-minded men don’t like it, perhaps.”
Charlotte smiled. If he liked candor in a woman, he was headed in the right direction.
They’d reached the fire, and the rector’s wife. Charlotte turned her warmest smile upon the neighborhood’s most feared harridan.
“Ah, Lady Charlotte, here you are,” said Mrs. Badgely. She was tall and portly, with a correspondingly large voice. “I hoped you were only temporarily distracted and hadn’t forgotten me altogether.” She eyed Mr. Carsington. “Yet it’s no small distraction, I admit.”
Charlotte delivered the tea. “Mr. Carsington very kindly accompanied me,” she said. “It is not difficult to guess why he wishes to further his acquaintance with you. Being observant, he noticed your discomfort. Naturally he wishes to employ his vast knowledge in helping you. But first he will need information. I know he will wish you to describe, in detail, all of your symptoms.”
She beamed at Mr. Carsington.
He blinked once. Then his golden eyes narrowed.
“You are an expert on arthritis, too, Mr. Carsington?” said Mrs. Badgely. “In humans?”
“I’m familiar with the ailment,” he said. He turned his attention to the woman occupying most of the love seat.
When he turned his attention upon someone, Charlotte had noticed at dinner, he did so absolutely.
As she’d told him, dinners at Lithby Hall were quite informal. At times people did talk—or shout—across the table and sometimes—as when Papa and Lizzie had something to say to each other—down its length. She’d noticed how Mr. Carsington would turn his attention to one, then another, when his interest was caught, and it was easy to tell when that happened. He became completely fixed, to the exclusion of everything and everyone else. He’d reminded her of a falcon on high, sighting its prey.
Now he fixed on Mrs. Badgely, who had begun enumerating in exhaustive detail her many symptoms and the treatments she’d tried.
Charlotte started to turn away.
“Are you not interested, Lady Charlotte?” he said.
“The poor child’s heard it all scores of times, but she’s too tactful to say so,” said Mrs. Badgely.
Though excused, Charlotte hesitated. This was not because she did not wish to seem indifferent to the lady’s troubles. Some devil inside her wanted to watch him suffer from Mrs. Badgely’s arthritis as well as one of her inquisitions.
“Have you tried castor oil, Mrs. Badgely?” he said.
Castor oil? Was he joking? Charlotte tried without success to read his face.
“The trouble is in my joints, not my bowels, young man,” said Mrs. Badgely. “My bowels are in excellent order—and I don’t mean to disorder them with purging and such. A lot of quackery, if you ask me.”
“I should have been more explicit,” said Mr. Carsington. “Have you tried rubbing castor oil upon the affected joints? Not long ago a physician presented a paper describing his experiments with the remedy. I recommended it to my grandmother. Though she hates me, she admitted that the treatment succeeded.”
“Your grandmother hates you?” Charlotte said.
She said it unthinkingly, surprise and curiosity taking the fore. The falcon’s gaze swung back to her, and she wished she’d held her tongue. She wished, in fact, she’d made herself scarce as soon as she’d delivered him to the neighborhood crocodile.
“Yes,” he said.
“Nonsense,” said Mrs. Badgely. “Parents may find their offspring detestable from time to time, but grandparents always dote upon their grandchildren. I speak from experience.”
“She hates me,” he said, still watching Charlotte. “She sent for me a fortnight ago expressly to tell me so.”
“If it is true,” said Charlotte, “how strange that you should boast of it.”
“I wasn’t boasting,” he said. “I merely wished Mrs. Badgely to understand that the remedy was deemed effective by a skeptic who was prejudiced against me. Do you wish to know why Grandmother Hargate hates me?”
Yes, desperately.
But he didn’t want to tell her, Charlotte was sure. What he wanted was to make her guess. After eight Seasons, she had no trouble recognizing an invitation to flirt.
After eight Seasons, her heart ought not to beat so fast, and she ought not to feel a surge of anticipation.
“I should never expect you to discuss so private and painful a matter with a stranger,” she said.
She made herself walk away.
Darius watched her go. A few blond tendrils had come loose from the pins to caress the graceful arch of her neck. He recalled the tiny spot of mud he’d been tempted to groom earlier. Even tonight, in a crowd of people, he’d not had the easiest time keeping his mouth from that neck.
He recalled the agreeable warmth of her breast against his hand.
His hands itched.
He should have kept away. He was not used to resisting temptation, that was the trouble. He’d always avoided situations where he’d have to resist it. He shouldn’t have to resist it, drat her.
What a tiresome girl she was, not to be unhappily married by now!
“I can guess why,” said Mrs. Badgely.
Swallowing an oath, he turned back to her. He could not afford to offend any of his neighbors. Rectors’ wives often wielded considerable power, and this one, he’d perceived, ruled the roost. Moreover, she was Lord Lithby’s cousin.
“I beg your pardon?” he said.
“Though I know it is impossible for your grandmother to hate you, I can easily imagine why she would have harsh words for you,” she said. “If you were my grandson, I should be vastly disappointed in your sense of moral obligation, castor oil or no castor oil. I should certainly not have to tell you that it is your duty as a landowner to see to the welfare of your dependents.”
“I am not, precisely, the landowner at present,” said Darius. “My father is the legal—”
“Pray do not plague me with lawyers’ gobbledygook,” said Mrs. Badgely. “Beechwood is your responsibility.”
“And I mean to bring it back into order as soon as possible,” he said.
“But the house?” she said. “I have heard that you stay at the Unicorn in Altrincham, that only a small staff is at Beechwood House, and those are Londoners. Why have you installed London servants in a country house when local families who have served Beechwood for generations are in want of work? Have you any idea how many of the younger people have been forced to leave their homes and families in order to earn a living? All thanks to the Chancery nonsense.”
She went on about Mr. Carsington’s duty to Beechwood and to the neighborhood. She told him what others had done, how they’d tried to preserve the property and find work and homes for those abruptly cast out.
He tried to explain the economics of the matter: It was the land that supported the house; ergo, the land must come first. But Logic might have lived on the moon, for all she knew of it.
He glanced at Lady Charlotte, who had joined her mother and Colonel Morrell. He was a tall, dark, good-looking fellow of about the same age as Alistair, Lord Hargate’s third son. From Mrs. Steepleton, Darius had learned that Morrell had a property to the south of Lord Lithby’s. Though the colonel’s family, like Lord Lithby’s, had lived here for generations, he had spent most of his life abroad. He had settled here scarcely a year ago and would probably not stay for very long, since he was expected to inherit an earldom from an elderly uncle in Lancashire.
He meant to have Lady Charlotte as his countess, that much was plain. Though the man was not at all obvious about it, he was not too subtle for Darius. After all, mating behavior was Darius’s pet subject.
Morrell wanted Lady Charlotte.
If she noticed, she gave no sign.
Is that what she always did? Was feigning indifference sufficient? It couldn’t be. Males happily pursued females without any encouragement whatsoever, and sometimes despite clear signs of hostility.
She did not appear hostile. She merely wore a placid cow expression Darius knew was false. She was far from placid and definitely not so simple or innocent as she appeared. She was most certainly not so kind and considerate as everyone claimed. Had she not—for the second time in a few hours—abandoned him to one she knew would drive him mad?
“You know how it is when a property goes into Chancery,” Mrs. Badgely was raging on. “One may do nothing, even in charity, for fear of being dragged into the lawsuit. Even Lord Lithby found his hands tied. He was not to ‘interfere,’ as they put it—even at his own expense! You know this is disgraceful, sir. Can you be so heartless as to perpetuate the outrage?”
The word heartless made Darius want to gnash his teeth. It was absurd enough hearing it from Father, but Grandmother Hargate used it, too. Hypocrites. They said what they pleased, never minding anyone else’s feelings.
“I have no wish to perpetuate any outrages,” he said. “However, your well-meaning philanthropy fails to take into account certain rules of economics. The land supports the house. The house cannot support the land. Therefore, the logical way to proceed is to begin with the land and any outbuildings crucial to livestock and agriculture.”
“Nonsense,” she said. “Here is Lady Lithby. Let us find out what she thinks.”
Darius wanted to shout that it was irrelevant what a lot of females—to whom logic was as foreign as Sanskrit—thought.
He told himself to calm down. It was irrational to become incensed over a female’s irrationality.
He made himself smile benignly at Lady Lithby. Unlike Mrs. Steepleton and Mrs. Badgely, she would not talk him to death. He had noticed that Lady Lithby listened a good deal more than she talked.
Mrs. Badgely went on about the house.
Lady Lithby listened patiently for a time, then said, “Like other men, Mr. Carsington was not trained to manage a household. No doubt he has no idea where to begin.”