They’ll never raise a knife ter me back

  …only direct ter me face…

  14. Give Me - Take You

  Give me

  Another chance...

  When a journey

  Begins badly

  It rarely

  Ends well

  Such is life…

  A journey…

  Unusual…

  Commencing

  On arrival

  Concluding

  At departure

  Origin

  Destination

  Shrouded in

  Mystery

  Arrival time

  Departure time

  Arbitrary

  Accidents

  And delays

  Constant hazards

  Some of us

  Ambitious

  Dynamic

  Achievers

  Some of us

  Plod along

  Wallow in

  Ignorance

  Most of us

  Are aware

  Destination

  Becomes clear

  Out of reach

  Come with me

  You will see

  Lifetime

  Not wasted

  I’ll die happy

  If I ever

  Get the chance to

  Take you

  15. Winter In May

  Long time waiting for rain to stop

  Glance through window for a forecast

  Biting wind brings winter to May

  Obstinate clouds attach to sky

  Then a crack in the old man’s face

  Lips of cloud part in a smile

  A fleeting flash of an idea

  As a steady shaft of warmth exudes

  Not even the wind dare disturb it

  A memory of former glory?

  Or a promise of summer to come?

  Just as the promise you broke last year?

  Or is it a declaration?

  A battle cry to win the day

  And prove your personality

  Is strong enough to rule the sky

  Undiluted by wind and rain?

  An eye appears and opens wide

  Then another follows suit

  The smile becomes a gaping yawn

  Blows hard into the stubborn wind

  Dispersing grey, revealing blue

  Transforming winter into spring

  One day…two personalities

  16. Just Do What It Says On The Label

  No soaking,

  Dry cleaning

  No biological powders

  Wash dark colours separately

  Machine wash

  Use no bleach

  Must be washed

  Inside out

  Similar colours together

  Re-shape the garments whilst still damp

  Iron them

  On reverse

  17. Underwear

  Before Roy was an adult

  His mum bought his underwear

  Sunday to Saturday pants

  So he’d remember which pair

  To put on, and when to change.

  Now, of course, he shops himself

  He can choose from the whole range

  Any item on the shelf

  Any colour, shape or size

  Violet, green, blue, indigo

  Three more pairs, it’s no surprise

  The colours of Roy’s rainbow

  18. Counting To Ten Doesn’t Always Work

  ‘It was a wrong number that started it.

  The telephone ringing three times in the night.’

  It was the right decision that ended it.

  I counted to ten, and switched on the light.

  I answered the phone to a foreign voice.

  ‘I can’t understand a word you are saying.’

  I kept the line open; my language was choice.

  ‘It’s a … long-distance … call … … … and you are … paying!’

  19. Homework

  Thank God for ‘Dinner Ladies’

  Part-time school time lunchtime help

  Taught me more than some teachers

  With their helpful dining hints

  ‘Drink your milk; avoid rickets’

  ‘Fruit and veg prevent scurvy’

  Friday afternoon homework

  Biology teacher says

  ‘Assignment for this weekend

  Write about these two subjects

  Calcium deficiency

  Shortage of Vitamin C’

  Thank God for ‘Dinner Ladies’

  20. Road To Nowhere

  Return, to pick up the thread

  of a forgotten story.

  Fibres of exposed loose end

  provoke undisciplined start;

  vague, indirect. Compel me

  to take the long way around,

  and round again, in circles;

  ever decreasing circles

  surrounding the hidden core.

  Uncovered; plot unravelled,

  I’ll know you, outside and in.

  That faded exterior,

  gateway to your heart; as yet

  unseen, untouched…Get ready,

  here it comes; the dead centre

  …And it’s over…just like that.

  21. Resolution

  Same old, same old, sad old year

  Regrets…? Perhaps a few

  Another year, another chance

  To start our lives anew

  Half the time, I’ve half a mind

  To make more time for you

  The other half, on the other hand

  Confusion clouds my view

  Too many irons in too many fires

  Too much on my plate

  In truth, all lies, if truth be known

  Truth is, it’s not too late

  My clear intent, to clear the way

  My resolution spoken

  My promise that, I promise, will

  Survive intact, unbroken

  22. No Oil Painting

  ‘Tropical storm’ due this afternoon

  Arriving by aeroplane

  If I don’t meet her at the airport

  There could be a hurricane

  Wet and windy I can endure

  Battered from pillar to post

  That’s a different kettle of fish

  Effects are felt coast to coast

  ‘Tropical Storm’ aka Penny

  Visits me three times a year

  *Everybody needs a part time love

  ‘Bad Penny’ haunts me... Suits her!

  ‘Old Eyesore’ wears her make-up (((LOUD)))!

  And applies it hit and miss

  Wears her outfits two sizes too small

  “Does me bum look big in this?”

  You’ve got to love her, my ‘Bird of Prey’

  Laugh a minute down the pub

  She downs pints of *Babycham - in one!

  “Love, could you give’s a sub”

  I can’t compare her to a Red Rose

  ‘Old Oak Tree’ is more exact

  While sleeping, with her make-up removed

  She sure looks rough... that’s a fact!

  *Acknowledgements:

  'Everybody needs a part time love'

  from the song 'Part Time Love'

  by Elton John

  From the 1978 Album 'A Single Man'

  Babycham is the trade name of a light,

  sparkling perry invented by Francis Showering,

  a brewer in Shepton Mallet, Somerset, England

  23. Hidden Gem

  An open-minded attitude

  A positive perspective

  And a logical arrangement of each thought

  An analytical approach

  To complex problem-solving

  Guarantees success in ways that can’t be bought

  Correct decision-making

  Comes from understanding tasks

  Objectivity; unhurried route to goal

&n
bsp; Your patience is rewarded

  Once you crack the combination

  Gaining access to the secrets of the soul

  24. Whatever

  “Here’s how I see it…

  Waste of time!

  In my opinion

  She’s a waste of time

  At an educated guess

  She sees it… different

  But I got her sussed

  Right out

  It’s like this…

  I won’t waste my time

  I don’t have the patience

  My mind’s made up

  I’m determined

  Adamant

  How will she take it…?

  Time will tell

  I don’t have the patience

  I don’t even care

  There you go

  You see?

  Gotta think

  Gotta observe

  Keep your eye on the ball

  And if she was right there

  In front of me

  In clear view

  I wouldn’t waste my words

  She would say

  ‘I like you’

  And I would say

  ‘Cool’

  She would say

  ‘I want you’

  And I would say

  ‘Well cool’

  She would say

  ‘I need you’

  And I would say

  ‘Really cool’

  She would say

  ‘I love you’

  And I would say…

  …'Whatever’…”

  25. After The Drought

  Lightning first, then thunder

  In between the two... a gap

  Counting down the seconds

  Till the mighty clap

  Time to concentrate

  On the need of the masses

  And forget about

  The greed of upper classes

  It’s that time of year when rainfall

  Brings the precious gift of life

  And without it, hardship

  Poverty and strife

  Spare a thought for those poor souls

  Who keep your bellies full

  When, on holiday

  The sky above turns dull

  26. Just A Thought

  The thing on my mind is thought

  The most fundamental of functions

  Thoughts may be triggered by words

  Perhaps a current event

  A previous encounter

  An action now in progress

  An action already completed

  Thoughts may have influences

  They may be original

  A thought may enter the mind

  And dwell in the consciousness

  Waiting to be joined by other thoughts

  When the Thought Process may begin

  Equally likely it may take

  Residence in the sub-consciousness

  Where it may lie dormant, or

  Just remain under-developed

  For any period of time

  From a fraction of a second

  To years, or even decades

  When a single thought develops

  Into a cohesive

  Series or sequence of thoughts

  Then an Idea is born

  This idea may become a plan

  To do, or to use something

  Or to make available

  The knowledge of some thing

  Putting a plan into action

  May be relatively simple

  Or may be extremely complex

  Requiring extensive research

  But once put into practice

  And made available

  To the general public

  Private organizations

  Or individuals

  Every idea or concept

  Is subject to repercussions

  Ranging from; popular acceptance

  Approval and gratitude

  Rejection, disappointment

  Or even opposition

  - To official recognition

  Endorsement by authorities

  Or criminal proceedings

  For any number of

  Potential technical infringements

  From someone who thought of it first

  27. Influence

  What words could best convey

  What voices never say? Should they

  Compare a woman to a rose

  A summer flower?

  Without the metaphor, the rhyme

  The memory gets lost in time

  Like friends forgotten, words become neglected

  And repetition makes our words effective

  The repetition makes our words effective

  And time spent changing plans

  Perfecting formats, rhythm spans

  Internal rhyme; worth every dime

  Each patient moment

  The finished product on the page

  Like finest wine, improves with age

  Uncorked, its complex balance never tires us

  In years to come, its image serves to fire us

  In verse to come, our homage will inspire us

  28. Put Everything Together

  Interstellar overdrive

  Cigarettes and alcohol

  Sex and drugs and Rock ‘n’ Roll

  Magical mystery tour

  Sunday morning coming down

  Every day is like Sunday

  If God will send his angels

  Happiness is a warm gun

  I am the resurrection

  The man who dies every day

  Someone saved my life tonight

  Hiroshima, mon amour

  The girl with the dirty shirt

  Lady with the spinning head

  To know her is to love her

  Everybody’s everything

  I’ve got my mind set on you

  Twentieth century fox

  Can you feel the love tonight?

  I will never be untrue

  Believe that I understand

  Only love can break your heart

  Stay a little bit longer

  Let’s spend the night together

  In the future when all’s well

  Whenever God shines his light

  Take good care of my baby

  Shine on you crazy diamond.

  Acknowledgements:

  MORCHEEBA: Put everything together

  PINK FLOYD: Interstellar overdrive

  Shine on you crazy diamond.

  OASIS; Cigarettes and alcohol

  The girl with the dirty shirt

  IAN DURY: Sex and drugs and Rock ‘n’ Roll

  THE BEATLES: Magical mystery tour

  To know her is to love her

  Take good care of my baby

  JOHNNY CASH: Sunday morning coming down

  MORRISSEY: Every day is like Sunday

  In the future when all’s well

  U2: If god will send his angels

  Happiness is a warm gun

  Lady with the spinning head

  THE STONE ROSES: I am the resurrection

  ULTRAVOX: The man who dies every day

  Hiroshima mon amour

  THE DOORS: I will never be untrue

  Twentieth century fox

  SANTANA: Everybody’s everything

  GEORGE HARRISON: I’ve got my mind set on you

  ELTON JOHN: Someone saved my life tonight

  Can you feel the love tonight?

  MAGAZINE: Believe that I understand

  NEIL YOUNG: Only love can break your heart

  UB40: Stay a little bit longer

  THE ROLLING STONES: Let’s spend the night together

  VAN MORRISON: Whenever God shines his light

  29. The Day After Tomorrow

  Yesterday I changed my mind

  Not my decision; my mind

  Yesterday I knew nothing

  My attitude gave me strength

  Educated me anew

/>   Today I know so much more

  Today all knowledge is mine

  Not yours, not ours to share; mine

  Today I know everything

  My arrogance gives me pride

  Questions my education

  Tomorrow I will know less

  Tomorrow my light will fade

  Not switch off completely; fade

  Tomorrow I’ll know… something

  My loss will give me wisdom

  At an educated guess

  The next day I’ll know for sure

  The next day will be my last

  Not penultimate; my last

  The next day I will know what’s next

  My God will take me away

  No need for education

  The next day God will know best

  30. Trinity

  Digits dance along the fingerboard to match the speed of sound

  Mesmerising the spectator with a rhythm to astound

  Bengali family tradition in a Ravishing display

  Of a master class sitar performance – takes your breath away

  Half a world away Evita’s husband was responsible

  For a choice of diplomatic post that made it possible

  For a talented piano prodigy to win acclaim

  Captivating global audiences; while she shunned the fame

  Be it by inheritance or divined by intervention

  Music lives and breathes and prospers long after its invention

  Three in one the composition from Prime Numbers One Two Three

  Fathers, daughters, spiritus conspire; revered - a trinity

  31. Fountain Of Tears

  It takes both feet

  Left as well as Right

  To obey marching orders

  Am I Right, or am I… wrong?

  Command given

  Rapid, the response

  Left, right; left, right; left, right; left…

  Halt…! That sounds a bit too fast

  Right here, in Spain

  The pace is slower

  Iz-qui-er-do, De-re-cho

  Izquierdo, Derecho

  …But we have wings

  Right-wing and Left-wing

  Falange – Republicano

  Who’s Right…? And what’s left?

  Left for Madrid

  Right at the wrong time

  Three days before it began

  The Spanish Civil War… right…?

  Just one month in

  My brother-in-law