Ode to a Tesco trolley (by William Shakespeare)
Oh Tesco trolley when thou dost shift
Why dost thou veerest to the left?
Whilst mine eyes art affixt ‘pon things for tea
Though ploughest into tins of peas.
What demonic toying,
thrusts thy handles ‘gainst mine groin.
Oh agony for sake of lunch,
Thou givest such unfair walnut crunch.
Most fortunate protection tis sold,
but Tesco’s cod pieces are so cold.
Daftodils
I wandered lonely as a crowd,
but not all that alone,
since I went mad and then allowed,
myself to become cloned"
Parts
Frankie rolled his eyes at Jane
She laughed and rolled them back again.
He offered his heart on bended knee
She took it from him gracefully.
Then tenderly she took his hand
They rolled playfully on the sand.
Then Frankie said with melancholy
You only want me for my body.